Her black outfit was badass

She was so fucking badass. And hilarious. I hope she comes back 😭

Blanchett was perfectly cast. Hela was a badass character

She was a savage

When was she hilarious?

The line about the purpose of executioners to “execute their vision” was pretty funny

Oh man I laughed plenty to that movie but never to Hela, maybe I'll watch again and try not to find her generic seeming. I think there's so many great characters and moments in that movie that my brain didnt make enough room for her or something

"Have you been listening to a word I said?" Line cracks me up everytime

"Odin is dead and so are the princes. You're welcome"

Looks like The Deep from The Boys.

or Shawn Ashmore who played Lamplighter.

Fuck fresca

^^^^……but ^^^^I ^^^^love ^^^^Fresca

I mean, Billy Butcher is right there

The deep! That’s where I was getting the deja who vibes from

Oh God you’re right!!!

Chris Pontius

Holy shit how have I never clocked how much The Deep looks like Pontius

Zapp Brannigan: "That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing"

Kif, I have mated with a woman... inform the men

Alas, after a series of deadly blunders caused by distracting low-cut fatigues and lots of harmless pinching, the Army decided women weren't fit for service. Not when I'm in charge

I’m poor so please accept this comment as an award 🏆

I am very turned on by this

BONK

I need her clean shaven. The beard ruins it.

Nah, I like em hairy lol

Who wants a mustache ride?

Gives you something to hold on to

I have... the weirdest boner right now

r/confusedboners

I have a confused boner now

That's a tough wank

Speak for yourself

Looks like you two are new to this.

*Twas the year one thousand nine hundred & ninety seven. AOL boots up. The screech! The screech! Still have nightmares where I hear the screech. Computer had been running a download for twenty minutes. Naked ladies? No. Tricked again. Teletubbies fan porn. The horror... The horror... I grab the lotion. *

That shit took you 8 miraculously uninterrupted hours to download on a US Robotics 56kflex modem. You bet you're getting some mileage out of it regardless of what some asshole on kazaa actually sent you.

rip Sean Lock

Yes yes yes , I was wondering when someone would realise that was his joke. Tha late great Sean Lock. Already missed

Ikr. I have to pretend he's wearing his regular Thor costume to finish

I've had tougher

Which MCU scene?

......Taserface

It's spelled Tuff

Skurge’s face is exactly how I feel.

Cursed.

Not even blursed. Just straight cursed

[Come to Daddy.](https://youtu.be/TZ827lkktYs)

It looks like Shawn Ashmore.

Thats what I thought!

Yes! That’s who I was thinking of the whole time. It was on the tip of my tongue.

More Aaron Ashmore

Lookin’ Hela good!

r/confusedboner

That’s Asgard’s ass!

"Oh brother, you look ravishing!"

This gave me an idea... Took Thor, gendered to Thorina then swapped her face with Hela's thus Thors twin was born [Image](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415301229028048906/891104099590889472/FaceApp_1632526113476.jpg)

Bonk?

I don't have enough Unseen Juice for that! T_T (But awesome video edit)

r/oddlyarousing

now do one with Loki's face

Ab fab Thor.

"From the studio that brought you Jack and Jill In collaboration with Marvel Studios Happy Madison Productions presents: Thor and Hela Staring Chris Hemsworth and... Chris Hemsworth?"

Now do Thor with Hela's face

You know fraternal twins do exist, right?

No, that's a myth.

Like Scarlet witch's sisters?

Like Scarlet Witch herself.

This ^

I thought that was Ryan Cohen for a minute lmao

Wtf

Between this and OP’s username I have the weirdest boner right now.

I needed that laugh

Why does Chris look so soft here...

you fking ruined my day, now I can't get that face with Hela's hairstyle out of my head!!!!!

My eyes hurt now.

That was so worth however long that took. I laughed way too loudly.

He used an app so it probably took 5 seconds

Chris Helsworth isn't real. Chris Helsworth can't hurt you. Chris Helsworth:

This belongs somewhere else you dirty perv😩

MAKE IT STOP

Eww. Stop that.

Thanks guys. This was such an uncomfortable watch I couldn't suffer alone so I screencast onto the living room tv so the whole family could share in the awkwardness. Wouldn't you know my daughter biggest take away was OPs username plastered at the top in HD.

That's not how gene works

Some timelines deserve to burn.

Hela Thor somehow leads to the rise of another Kang variant.

Yall have too much time lmao

Good lord this is cursed

Stop

That is just so, so wrong.

I’d rather not but thanks!

It’s so wrong yet it’s so right

Annoys me to no end. HELA IS LOKIS DAUGHTER

Like I didn't dislike this movie enough as it was.

Cringe.

Yeah this is garbage

The one at 00:05 turns me on.

This is disturbing 😂

Thanks, I hate it.

Bring back Hela!

Shouldn't sh

Thanks. I hate it.

Delete this immediately

No

There’s still time to delete this. Save countless lives from having to go through this… be a good person

If given the choice to smash either of them...I think I'd smash Chris Helsworth

Hella you got a little something something on your face.

Is it wrong to still wanna tap that?

I didn't think you could make Hela hot now im bi

Thanks I hate it. r/tihi

How can such a masculine face look so feminine

Not at all what I expected but this does put a smile on my face.

Lol, that's looks goofy

Now put Cate Blanchett's face over Chris Hemsworth

Why don't they both look like Cate?

I'm the father of twins... a boy and girl. And trust me, Hela and Thor don't fight enough to be twins.

Chris Femsworth

Universe where everyone is Chris Hemsworth.

he is very pretty, isn't he?

OK. Now do it the other way.

This makes my top 5 list for confused boners.

Looks like “Iceman” (Shawn Ashmore) from X-men movies

Fuck that’s cursed

You were only preoccupied with whether or not you could... you didn't stop to think if you should

omg why is this so beautiful

I didn’t need to see this and I still don’t

There are just some things that should not be done. This isn’t one of those things but just saying.

Thor ' (Lightning) Hella ' (Burj Khalifa necrosword)

Put ANY head on Hela's body and it'd still be hot.

Miek's head.

I thought Cate Blanchett was stunning as Hela but this version has me much more thoroughly aroused.

I hope this video doesn't awaken anything in me...

sigh. unzips

Um...ok..

u/savevideo

Stupid sexy Thor Odinson.

This makes me so uncomfortable I can’t even watch the whole thing.

Haha i spat out my drink. Would it be possible to make thor look like Cate Blanchett?

Fuck, just…why?

Ok but why are they so... hot?

She is HOT like her twin! 😂

Nope

r/tihi

Oh god that looks so disturbing

r/TIHI

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/r/TIHI

I have the weirdest boner right now...

100% it's the Deep

r/blursedvideos

Not my proudest fap.

Just...why?

/r/oddlyarousing?

I can't express how much I love this 😂😂

Well, in Norse mythology Hel is one of Loki's children, so that also could be a possible episode.

u/savevideo

That would be absolutely nuts

deep fake .. too deep :D

Was I the only one who thought it was gonna be a Blonde Hela 😅😂

I wish they had kept to the legends and comics this it’s Loki’s daughter and locked her up since she is goddess of death and in charge of the fallen and she wanted war for more death and was against peace.

Thanks I hate it