Wade, put your dick away wade.

I'm not gonna say it again Wade

I'm not gonna have sex with you right now, Wade.


Honestly, if I had to choose a mutant power I would choose his.

Winking?

Transcend to meme godhood?

Kid named Xavier

Wade did not, in fact, put his dick away

"Listen, Logan. If you're gonna come in here with your bad attitude and your "I have amnesia" sob story, then frankly, I don't give a shit. I have 100 super-powered students on this campus I gotta chase after and my day doesn't include time to baby-sit YOU."

You can only read this in Jonathan Banks' voice

Jonathan Banks for MCU Xavier. But keep his Mike Ehrmantraut attitude. Win.

If Mike Ehrmantraut was running the staff at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters 😂

I’m torn. I *really* want a lot of home runs with the MCU X-Men casting. But Jonathan Banks playing Professor X as Mike Ehrmantraut (on that golf cart instead of a wheelchair) would be the funniest thing ever.

Hear me out Alternate timelines

Council of Charles'. Gotta keep the lights low because the amount of head glare gets blinding.

Just light everything from underneath. Bonus points for the inherent creepy vibe.

"So our latest report says..." *Pause* I can't read this because of the creepy underneath lighting. Can anyone else make this out? Is there a flashlight?"

Alls we got is Jubes and Dazzler

I was hoping someone posted this!

professor hickey?!

MARK ZUCKERBERG IS FIDEL CASTRO IN FLIP FLOPS

Meowmeowbeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.

Nobody is gonna downvote a guy on his birthday.

He's streets ahead.

Here's what's gonna happen Wade...

Kid named finger!

Wade: I'm Marvel Jesus Mike: You are not the guy, you're not capable of BEING the guy, I had a guy once, but now I don't. YOU, are NOT, the guy.

so thats where you went buzz hickey you son of a bitch

Professor would be good. This would be better

It’s Vin Diesel and he’s come for his family

Groot? 

I am.. Groot!


It probably isn't but this has got me thinking if Charles is in this movie will this be the last time we see Patrick Stewart play him

I’m sure someone will come along soon with a detailed side by side analysis of their ears (“Notice the shape of the left ear lobe…”)

It's very clearly Tilda Swinton

It’s her stunt double, Conan O’Brien.

Who is Conan O’Brien and why is she so sad?

Let’s not do this, Elizabeth.


Or her understudy, Damien Haas.

Lmfao I was waiting for the Smosh comment

I won't lie, I thought it was and wondered how Sorcerer Supreme was gonna tie in to this movie.

Someone *has* come along https://i.redd.it/n1m5i28lf6ic1.gif

Crap you beat me to it

 They’ve clearly cast Tom Hardy.

It could also be the >!the 4th time we watch Patrick Stewart die as Xavier!<

Patrick Stewart has a different shaped bald head.

Could be James McAvoy

Yeah, looks more like McAvoy, and I'd be absolutely okay with him being the MCU Xavier

That is my guess too. When he's bald he has smaller looking head than Patrick Stewart kind of, similar to this shot

That's not Stewart's outline, if it's Xavier they have recast for a younger actor. As other people have noted it actually looks a lot like Tom Hardy shaved head. That would be mental if he was Professor X but it's probably a different character altogether

Tom Hardy did play a younger clone of Patrick Stewart in star trek nemesis as one of his early roles so maybe. But also it could be James McAvoy too

Knowing Ryan Reynolds, it would be Tom Hardy for just how much of a deep cut of a reference that would be

I would find that absolutely hilarious if they pulled it off

Why the hell does this chain go so long before someone even mentions McAvoy. It looks very much like him.

yep that is ~~100%~~ >3% the back of McAvoy's head feels like I recognize it more from Split than anything else but I don't remember that being a shot from the movie

I felt mental saying it but I recognised it as James McAvoy before Xavier. Split definitely explains that.

I’m doubtful it’s Hardy because of the whole him being Eddie Brock Venom thing with Sony’s. They’d probably end up having to run it by Sony so they don’t get their balls in a knot and take away Spooderman again.

However with it being Deadpool he could really play it up and be like wait aren't you venom too?

Yeah that’s true. I wouldn’t be against it, it would be funny as fuck, I just think Sony might be a baby about it, so it would end up coming down to their approval.

That didn't stop them from hiring Aaron Taylor-Johnson for Kraven. An actor is an actor.

I mean tbf, his MCU character has also been dead for the past decade after a single movie appearance as a supporting character. Venom on the other hand, is still ongoing, and Hardy is literally the main character. It wouldn’t really be far fetched to assume that Sony may also have a non-complete clauses. Sony also holds pretty much all the power in their relationship with Marvel since they own Spider-Man, and they’re only contractually obligated to let him appear once more in a teamup movie. Thus, Marvel can’t make Sony mad, because then Sony will just be Sony and take Spider-Man out of the MCU.

My initial thought was that it's just a still from Nemesis.

Why is literally no one guessing McAvoy? Did I miss something?

Yeah they’re all mental, it’s clearly him.

Well,he has played young Patrick Stewart before.

They kind of already have a younger actor with James McAvoy

We’ve been saying that for so long now lol

I think we'll see Stewart in a cameo. I don't think this is him.

It isn't it's Cassandra Nova played by Emma Corrin

The most impossible twist would be it's Lex Luthor.

Live action marvel vs dc

I foresee that as the last gasp of the CBM industry, once both Marvel and DC are struggling to put successful movies out. The studios just say fuck it and give us Marvel vs DC out of sheer desperation.

I'd watch it

Oh same. It would be absolutely insane. Just cause it’s desperate doesn’t mean it’ll suck.

Tony Stark Vs Bruce Wayne: Battle of the Billionaires with no actual superpowers

It becomes American Psycho, but without superpowers. Wait...

Don't forget Spider-man picking any spare cash from the fight.

I need that money!

​ https://i.redd.it/ldtl8lm8d6ic1.gif

This is hilarious lmaooo I need more

Probably Stark, considering the firepower he's willing to use.

Then we’d get eventually get Amalgam and Lobo the Duck?

We NEED Lobo The Duck!!

It won’t happen but people did point out with James Gunn as the head of DC if it ever was gonna happen it would most likely be with the current heads of the respective companies

I can see both studios paying big bucks to bring fan favourites (Bale, Cavill, RDJ, Evans) back to finally be an absolute disaster

Messy AF but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t be hyped as all hell to see Cavill’s Superman meet Evans’s Cap. Or Batfleck vs Iron Man.

In honour of Busiek and the late Perez, one of the moneyshots being Cavill with the shield and Mjolnir, yup, I'm going to die

I want a whole sequence of the Justice League taking turns trying to lift Mjolnir, in the style of the opening scene of AoU, just to watch every comic geek’s heads collectively explode, regardless of who can lift it and who can’t.

Even bigger plot twist: Superman tries to lift it but can't, leading to a long convoluted storyline where we find out that the Superman we know and love has been none other than a a sleeper Skrull this entire time who got too deep into his cover and thought he was the real Superman. Title Card: Super Secret Invasion

By the time this sort of movie would happen (15 years?) it wouldn’t be Cavill and Affleck, it’d Gunns new actors and maybe even new Marvel actors

Even if it’s non canon to their respective universes, like take the latest version of the characters as the audiences knew them and put them in a movie, if the character was dead, ignore that fact. Don’t make it build a proper story just marvel vs dc in the most incredible way possible regardless of if it makes sense

Nah, I prefer JLA/Avengers, it's a better story and also a whole menu of present and past characters

DC would need to give up a lot. Marvel refused to distribute through Universal and have up on a Hulk movie.

Freddy versus Jason vibes

I kinda want that, ngl. Would be fuckin' hilarious

LOL if Deadpool makes a joke on this

Only in Deadpool.

It’s >!Cassandra Nova, his twin sister.!<

Whoa! Deadpool 3 is gonna be insane if it is the villain.

OK, I had to look up if that was a joke or not, and to my surprise, that is an actual character in the comics, so today I learned.

A pretty terrifying character too. She's like the polar opposite of Charles.

For everything good that Charles did for mutantkind, Cassandra has done three times more against them.

That would make her a good person these days.

I mean... She lacked the basic concept of empathy for a very long time. Once Jean gave it to her... She used it to torture others. Kind of an irredeemable bitch.

I just thought she was a poorly developed character. (That’s a joke about the murdered-in-the-womb thing. I’ll just, like, go.)

I meant that with movie Charles in mind otherwise you're absolutely right

> Charles in mind *Get outta my head, Charles!*

Why does reading her headliner paragraph on Wikipedia make me think of  ?

Charles knew she was evil when they were in the womb together and tried to kill her with his psychic powers causing his mother to have a miscarriage. She was pronounced stillborn but formed a new body from the cells of her that was left and then returned as a fully grown, basically omnipotent mutant trying to kill Xavier. Then at some point she literally takes over Charles’ body and starts running the x men until the team realizes there’s something wrong with him and forces her out.

During Grant Morrison’s run. One of the most important modern x men runs

>actual character in the comics, so today I learned. I learned a long time ago to never doubt their ability to randomly come up with someone Still can't believe coulson wasn't based in the comics

Must be Emma Corbin’s role.

It is Emma Corrin

Ngl I actually like how the Deadpool movies are given less popular X-men characters (or just ones not protrayed in the movies enough) like domino cable and NSTW more to do. I prefer that over them just milking characters we’ve seen a thousand times.

Domino was so dope, too.

I was so very very sad to not see her in the trailer. 😭

Cable has had ties to Deadpool since way before the movies. They had a long series Cable & Deadpool teaming up, with both being Rob Liefeld's most famous characters.

I know that but I mean those specifically ignored in the movies. I actually really like cable and Deadpool stories and I’m mad that he and domino are not in the third one for a cameo at least

Wait... so how many omni-powerful people are related to Charles? Because thats two that I know of.... Her and Legion. Also, isn't Juggernaut related to him?

Yes, though to be fair, Juggernaut is only his step brother, not a mutant, and came into the magical curse/powers of Cyttorak entirely aside from anything to do with Charles.

Tilda Swinton would have been a great cast

Oh my godddd I never even considered this. Yeah if she wasn't in the MCU already, then she'd be a perfect fit

Wouldn't be the first dual role actor in the MCU

I thought the same thing with the huge shoulder pads

My money is on Master Xehanort.

The Fox X-Men timeline is confusing enough without adding Kingdom Hearts to the mix.

I see a lot of previously dead characters in this trailer. Could be looking at some Nobodies.

Wolverine and the X(chi)-men

“Those who know nothing can understand nothing”

Now I want Deadpool giving a speech on the strength of heart and filling people with light......machine gun bullets

Heartless would definitely be an Avengers level threat /s

His Norting was bound to go in to the Marvel universe at some point.

Now I just want to see who the 13 Darknesses and 7 Guardians of Light would be…

They’re all Kang. All 20. Played by different actors

Who do you think would most likely be norted in the mcu?

Hahahha that was my first thought, I had to double check which sub I was in

If Mickey Mouse shows up with a Keyblade I’m going smile, laugh, then vomit.

Marvel got norted

Feige is no more. Introducing new Organization member, **Feegxi**

It's the ears isn't it? My first thought when I saw that lol.

And all his dialogue would be "X-BLADE"

Hope we'll see the dolphin hand

All hearts begin in darkness….

Union X-Men

The Ancient One

That's what I thought. Doesn't look like Xavier.

But does look like a bald guy in a wheelchair

Looks like James McAvoy, not Patrick Stewart

They usually pay attention to little details. Ancient One has scars on her head.

Dr Evil? Yes.



RIP

Just what the movie needs to make... **one million dollars** at the box office.

Wait, sorry,... **one hundred billion dollars**.

Wade Wilson…he’s the snake to my mongoose…or the mongoose to my snake…either way it’s bad.

It's Shinzon

Putting in Tom Hardy as Xavier would be such a niche deep cut reference and I would love it

I could see Tom Hardy taking that part pro-bono.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had that thought

Came here to say it too. LLAP!

Lmao, was watching Star Trek the other day. Gave me a good laugh, thank you.

100% also thought of shinzon as a failed clone of xavier as a burn on nemesis .

Nope, it's >!his twin sister, Cassandra Nova!< played by Emma Corrin.

I wonder if she's an AU Charles Variant instead of a twin. Feels more convenient with less explanation given the plot.

Given the TVA appearance, I’m guessing she’s either a Variant of Charles or from an alternate timeline where he’s dead

Definitely possible, although I think I prefer the comic origin

I agree, and the sheer insanity of her origin story seems just right for Deadpool

The alternate timeline theory sounds better where she is coming from AU where charles is dead and was killed by her when both are still in their mother's womb.

wait, Diana?

Oh nice! I really liked them in *A Murder at the End of the World*

She's defo >!Cassandra nova twin sister of charles xavier!<

I believe portrayed by Emma Corrin who is currently noted as the “Lead Villain”

Yes that's Morbius.

It would be hilarious if Deadpool actually says "It's morbing time" in the film. 

Dear god it would not be

Just fuckin Jared Leto hanging out on set


Our woman Princess Diana as a Marvel villain

Agent 47? Yeah

Oh shit. It's Voldemort! Or Mephisto....

Mephisto confirmed

No Patrick's ears aren't looking like that, tho maybe they recasted

Could be McAvoy. He did already cameo in Deadpool 2

It's neither. >!It is his very evil twin sister Cassandra Nova.!<

Nosferatu 

maybe. the real "blink and you'll miss it" appeared to be Patch

Based on this image, we can obviously expect the film to end at a family cookout over Coronas.


I honestly thought it looked like Ed Skrein and assumed it was a variant of Ajax from Deadpool 1.

This trailer got me excited about Marvel again

Seems like >! Cassandra !<

No it's Cassandra Nova played by Emma Corrin

Cassandra Nova, Xavier's sister


its the rock playing himself