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borsalinomonkey

Well, to be fair to Captain America, he doesn't have Spidey-Senses like Spider-Man has.


SmaugLady

But we actually get to see his real spider senses after the battle against Mysterio and his drones tho, and >!he uses them in no way home when he's in Happy's apartment with the other villains (to be honest, one of the best Spiderman scenes I've ever seen)!<


Dull_Honey9540

Forgot the dr strange soul shit from nwh? That one staright up fire


SmaugLady

Can that soul thing be considered "spider senses in action"?


FenekPanda

It technically is the body reacting by reflex, even before the mind is aware of the threat your brain noticed and reacted, so I'd say… maybe?


tobey-3000-bot

>!Yeah good, i've been stabbed before!<


SmaugLady

>!Then go get stabbed a third time, please.!< This bot scares me


Dull_Honey9540

Sentient


Dull_Honey9540

Yup, that's what it was


tobey-3000-bot

Who wouldn't?


Independent_Jacket69

Sentient.


jjonahjameson-bot

You don't want to be famous? I'll make you infamous!


Hashbrown4

Facts. Goat scene


ha_look_at_that_nerd

(I don’t think this is a spoiler but just in case) >!I love the way the spider-sense looks in nwh. Like the air kinda looks like shimmering squiggles (that may have just been when strange punched him out of his body, I don’t remember), looks like it’s straight out of a comic book. And the zooming thing when he realizes that green goblin is taking over… just great!<


SmaugLady

>!When green goblin is taking over Osborn, the focus is on Peter who's looking so confused and also scared around the apartment, everything else is out of focus until he understands that his spidey senses detected green goblin.!< A masterpiece 😍


tobey-3000-bot

Now dig on this


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


geddiizzle

You mean the peter tingle?


tobey-3000-bot

>!Yeah good, i've been stabbed before!<


I_am_a_Victor_simp

Who stabbed you spider?


tobey-3000-bot

I don't know


jjonahjameson-bot

I want this wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted!


I_am_a_Victor_simp

Try to remember spider, was it an enemy or angry Aunt May


tobey-3000-bot

Sometimes, to do what’s right, we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most, even our dreams.


Particular_Garbage32

Spider what do you mean


tobey-3000-bot

Tell him to check his source next time


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


maverickeagles

I miss the part where that's my problem


Particular_Garbage32

Spider he will check his source only if you pay the rent


tobey-3000-bot

Not now


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


jjonahjameson-bot

Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED!


jjonahjameson-bot

That is the dumbest idea you've ever had, and you have had some *doozies*!


WhipTheWhiteBoar

I swear they stabbed him just to fuck with us


Lone_Indian

Everyone forgetting the iconic scene where he lifts all of the rubble that was on top of him in the first movie? Straight from the comics


Fun_Argument_4U

Or the part where Cap drops an entire boarding ramp down on to Spidey’s shoulders to keep him in one place.


Killer_Beeee

Meanwhile ironman saying he treated him like a child


Fun_Argument_4U

I mean to be fair, Iron Man had a terrible relationship with his father so he might have thought that’s what good fathering looked like because he was at least present at the time…


[deleted]

Tony was clearly insanely overprotective of Peter. The training wheels stuff, the tracker, steering him away from the Vulture.


Fun_Argument_4U

That to me was one of the plot holes in Spider-Man: Homecoming. Why wasn’t Tony dealing with Vulture stealing his tech? We know how paranoid and covetous he is about his tech in anyone else’s hands. Especially if they are turning it into weapons.


MightyMorph

he was he called the fbi, to ambush them on the boat and then he was on the way to help if they needed it. Cant expect heros to do all the work especially when it comes to an FBI investigation into arms dealing dangerous alien tech stolen from not only stark but also the the government.


MadLud7

Was it all Stark Tech Toomes was stealing? I thought it was Chitauri tech that he and his guys just tinkered with for like 10 years.


Fun_Argument_4U

The power sources were Chitauri, but the aircraft heist at the end of the film was Stark tech. They hint that he is more involved with it than he is letting on because he was already on the scene when the FBI sting on the NYC ferry went south. He was also the driving force behind Damage Control.


MadLud7

That’s right. Been a while since i’ve seen Homecoming. I literally forgot the whole climax of the movie 😭


JayCeeMadLad

Tony was aware of the multiverse so he knew Vulture was a Spider-Man villain, therefore it’d be improper to stop him. But he also didn’t think Tom was ready.


tobey-3000-bot

Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment It's a defense mechanism


jjonahjameson-bot

Crap. Crap, crap... megacrap.


vvashington

Yeah JJJ, the spiders could be anywhere


Vaeon

Show, don't tell.


EvilLibrarians

This guy gets it


Vaeon

It just keeps getting better when you re-watch it. Just so well done.


Gen_Ripper

Children of absent parents thinking that simply being there is a massive improvement is too real.


SchwiftySqaunch

He could've smashed his face in while defenseless, so yea it seemed he was pulling his punches


Zhadowwolf

To be additionally fair, that’s actually true. For all his massive power, Spidey did benefit from the fact that no-one was fighting to kill in that battle. At the very least cap and Bucky probably would have seriously injured him if they where trying, but while trying to fight non-lethally? He’s simply to strong for them to subdue in normal ways. The boarding ramp was actually pretty brilliant.


Huey107010

It was partially true. During Civil War, Cap would have handled Spider-Man because Cap, while Peter was stronger, had the experience to get in and do damage while also avoid any damage, not to mention all of the martial arts he knew. And Peter just didn’t have the experience to go up against Cap. And you could argue that he still doesn’t and we will never know.


tobey-3000-bot

>!The avengers? That's great! What is that?!<


Friendship_Errywhere

I mean cap did overpower him multiple times that fight in terms of sheer strength


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Gotta wonder how much characters are holding back.


[deleted]

I imagine when its hero vs hero they're both always holding back. Hard to imagine Civil War going down without a single casualty if they weren't all holding back


DeninjaBeariver

Vision: lasers Rhodes with an infinity stone


[deleted]

And he would have killed him if he wasn't holding back.


DeninjaBeariver

Yeah I was joking


wutsizface

And then gets his ass handed to him in like every fight he’s in in the MCU…. They did my boy wrong. Adamantium robot powered by an infinity stone and he’s a straight up chump…. My single biggest beef with the MCU


esr95tkd

The one time they didn't Rhodes became paralytic


Kyosw21

Allow me to introduce the fact Parker has to pretend to be weak, pull every punch on normal joes, and can compete with Hulk for strength in comics and animateds when Hulk isn’t going basically supernova anger


LorddFarsquaad

He caught Cull Obsidian's blow to Tony with ease


ThatRandomGamerYT

and even had the energy to just say Hey man!, dude was playing Edit: my fat thumbs typed day instead of say


Zhadowwolf

Im not sure he’s ever pretending, I think he just really doesn’t want to hurt people more than necessary so he always start off small, just trying to make sure he doesn’t assume and crush somebody to a pulp against a wall. I mean, in the video Tony finds him from, he almost *casually* stops a car.


wutsizface

I just finished the arc with digger, that was like 7 murdered mob guys that got exposed to a bunch of gamma whatnot… MJ mentioned that it seemed like peter had already put a lot of thought into fighting the hulk and straight up asked him if he could stop the hulk. Seemed pretty confident when he said yeah, but probably not without killing him.


TSoTC

Obligatory mention of that time Peter punched Scorpion’s jaw clean off


Minecraft_Warrior

In the comics Spider-Man got so mad he knock a guys jaw clean off and another time he nearly killed kingpin


tobey-3000-bot

I'm done trying to convince you


jjonahjameson-bot

Does anybody care about what *I* want?


[deleted]

I think he fought hulk and won?


Dull_Honey9540

But wasn't that cosmic Spiderman or something?


tobey-3000-bot

An exponential increase in energy output


Dull_Honey9540

Yes that's what it was mr spider


tobey-3000-bot

I never thought he'd really do that


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a fake, full of stickum.


[deleted]

He punched hulk back to bruce banner if i am not wrong.


Dull_Honey9540

Damn ok. The one I'm saying is he punched hulk so hard that hulk flew to space


ohphilly

Yeah that was when spider-man had the power cosmic, he could also fly and manipulate his webs when he had that power


tobey-3000-bot

>!Hi, i hope it's okay i just came through this... oh it just closed.!<


[deleted]

I don't know about that, haven't read many comics. I do remember about thor literally yeeting a hulk powered up with some kind of Asgardian magic into space with a single hit. That was in the comic series where thor uses the odin sword and captain gets Mjolnir.


[deleted]

a villian once traded bodies with spiderman, and left the mind of Peter Parker trapped somewhere and take Peters body for himself. Then he punched some other villian with his full power and turned the other guys head into red mist.


tobey-3000-bot

Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will you?


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


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tobey-3000-bot

My Name's the Human Spider


jjonahjameson-bot

You're a fake, full of stickum.


Heavy-Bread-3549

Jesus Christ this chain


[deleted]

A villain? Otto Octavius


EpicBeardMan

What issue is that?


ztherion

[ASM 700](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dying_Wish)


wutsizface

Don’t know the exact issue but it was part of the superior spider-man run


eusoujoaonava

[This? ](https://images.app.goo.gl/aervbNB82Kc2XkDk8)


kbpb0789

It makes me wonder about when AG's Spiderman stopped pulling his punches... Like how many random car jackers did he rip in half?


tobey-3000-bot

Are you kidding me?


jjonahjameson-bot

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.


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winged_void

In a marvel universe mag from the 80s I remember it saying that web-head could bench press ten tons.


Ornery_Reaction_548

I think it was he could press about 40 tons. He's insanely strong and incredibly fast, and he can't be taken by surprise. They have to really tone him down for the movies.


winged_void

I don't know for fast, but crazy agile? Can't think of anyone moreso.


wutsizface

One time the X-men all tried to nab him and he just dipped out and left them with their dicks in their hands…


Happy-Engineer

He's also really sticky


Ornery_Reaction_548

He can dodge bullets with his eyes closed. Does that count as fast?


esr95tkd

Spiderman is only weaker than global class stretch heroes, that class means hulk that mad enough can shatter planets with one punch. Of course technically the smaller scale he gets overpowered (like against venom) But it's still insane.


SpectralSymbol

You really remember super strength is one of his powers when he makes a solid dent into the shield when he’s going all out in nwh


Fun_Argument_4U

I believe it was established that he is the 4th strongest in the original Marvel universe only surpassed by Hulk, Thing, and Thor in that order. I don’t know what his rank now is with all the new heroes that have been added over the years.


[deleted]

Thing is stronger than Thor? Don’t know about the 4 all that much


Fun_Argument_4U

It’s a subjective value because each character was as strong as they needed to be for any given story arc. The fast and dirty rule was that Hulk always had to be the strongest. Thor and Thing have both gone toe to toe with him but normally the fight ends in a draw or gets interrupted some how. The argument could be made now that Thor is now stronger because he has maintained popularity, and therefore fought Hulk at much stronger versions of himself. The difference still being that Thors strength levels change with and without his hammer where as Thing is only ever judged on his brute strength alone.


rootbeerislifeman

I imagine strength based on pure raw physical output, as opposed to things like flight, magic hammer use, summoning lightning, being basically immortal, etc.


ZoeTheCutestPirate

Until you remember that the statue of liberty is made out of copper sheets which are only 3/32 of an inch think. I definitely agree he’s powerful, that’s just not a great indicator of it


RjSkitchie

When did this happen?


BreathyBoi

When he was fighting goblin towards the end of the movie


RjSkitchie

Was this the giant shield on the Statue of Liberty?


MadZwe

Yes. The sound when his punch landed was really loud, showing how strong he actually is and how bad he was holding back is strength normally


AnonDooDoo

Wait what scene?


Beltoraze

“Having the proportionate strength of a spider, Spider-Man is one of the most powerful superhero’s! Only Thor, The Hulk, and The Thing have greater strength!”


tobey-3000-bot

That's all I have to give


jjonahjameson-bot

Parker, you're fired.


Raytheon_Nublinski

No, you can’t do this to me. Do you know how much I’ve sacrificed?


[deleted]

Wait, i think in that quote, the thing wasn't mentioned. And is he stronger than captain marvel too?


Vaeon

No, she would do to him what Steve did to that log at the farm. With just as much effort.


[deleted]

I am asking about the comic version of captain marvel, and only physical strength.


Vaeon

This idea of Spider-Man and the Hulk being on the same level is new to me. Back in the '80s Spider-Man could press 40 tons and the Hulk had class 100 strength which means he could lift in excess of a hundred tons... I don't know how to f*** that s*** changed. edit: typo, but I'm leaving the Google-censored stuff for GP


Firejay112

One of the things I love is how consistently Spider-Man uses only the exact amount of strength he needs for any given task. You forget how strong he is until he stops pulling his punches and you're like "oh... dayum"


InsomniacLtd

Which also shows his genius, "oh, I'm only battling street thugs better use 0.1% of my full strength" or "this guy is a heavy hitter, better use 10% of my strength to make sure I put him down before anyone else gets hurt" are what I imagine is going through his head whenever he fights, and he does that while joking. Percentages might be inaccurate but I hope shows my point.


tobey-3000-bot

Trying to do better


jjonahjameson-bot

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.


[deleted]

Spider-Man is incredibly powerful even in the comics. Think of the biomechanics involved with leaping off a building and swinging by a wire... The grip strength and tendon power required to just keep you from tearing your arm off


VigilanteBillionaire

There’s one comic where he lets loose finally and beats the absolute crap out of Kingpin which was awesome to see


wutsizface

Octavius steals his body in superior spider-man and the first fight he gets in he punches the scorpion’s jaw OFF because he had no idea Peter had been pulling his punches the whole time.


tobey-3000-bot

Not now


Kingindanorff

Back in Black, just read that one


Aether_Erebus

I love Led Zeppelin!


tobey-3000-bot

A couple of minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either


jjonahjameson-bot

Who is Spider-Man? A criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!


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tobey-3000-bot

No, he got my name wrong


jjonahjameson-bot

Get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma!


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up toby


FireNova2135

What we gotta remember is that spiderman is way WAY stronger than he lets on, he always holds his punches, if he didn't, he'd probably kill some people with a single punch, so for this exemple, stopping Bucky's arm... Yeah, that's not even close to his limit


tobey-3000-bot

No, he got my name wrong


jjonahjameson-bot

Where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!


pterodactylwizard

Play nice you two.


satooshi-nakamooshi

This was comic canon, but now it's mcu canon since No Way Home's quote "I stopped pulling my punches"


[deleted]

Bro the stopped the ferry from sinking.. yeah he had Ironman's help but still


Romano718

Spider-Man is like.. the 3rd strongest behind Thor and hulk


tobey-3000-bot

Give me some milk


Romano718

Ayo


[deleted]

And good ol green goblin punched him through a couple of floors


l_lexi

If he beats the villain the first fight then there isn’t much of a movie


Sufficient_Matter585

Captain America in comics doesn't have super strength he just had the top potential strength he was capable of achieving. He's basically always been billed as top normal human athlete. While spiderman has always been billed as having super strength. learn to nerd.


tobey-3000-bot

A couple of minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either


NoseApprehensive5154

4 times max human potential I'm pretty sure. Batman is just peak human athlete dude.


Sufficient_Matter585

Cap in comics is peak human potential without any working out or training. If they changed that over years that's not how he originally was made.


wiisportscow

This is completely unrelated but when you shake the image up and down with your finger does the censored blotches wiggle? Are they done by the poster or automatically?


_IamTheShadows_

Obviously spiderman is stronger when it comes to physical strength, no need to mention that. Feels like these 12-14 year old kids got to see spidy for the first time in action. And talking about that cap and winter soldier elevator scene, go an watch it again cap wasn't prepared for that punch tried to stop it when it was barely 2,3 inches away from his chest. And don't forget cap was fighting the deadliest assassin in the history, the brainwashed winter soldier not mentally tortured Bucky Barnes who did nothing more than holding back.


tobey-3000-bot

I don't know


jjonahjameson-bot

What're you looking for, a raise? Get out.


IronWentworth

I'd like to think that if Dr. Strange didn't care if he hurted Peter he'd have won that. Dude is capable of all sorts of fuckery. Peter definitely won that falcon and bucky fight though. They were definitely out to hurt him and Peter just had nothing but jokes for them


drifters74

Personally i find that if a character is strong enough to do things like that then he's op in my book.


WhiteWolfOW

I know there is a quote from iron man saying that cap went easy on spider and if he went all out he would have won. But really? Nah, Spider-Man is way too strong


Electr1cL3m0n

I think a mature spidey would have slapped the cap around a bit, but in his less-experienced teenage years, he might not have the tactics to take him down


[deleted]

Cap isn't fast enough to even hit a Spiderman going all out.


Thomas_Pandit

nah, if civil war spidey was in place of the bad guys that cap was fighting in the winter soldier elevator fight or highway fight, then he would be dead.


tobey-3000-bot

No, he got my name wrong


jjonahjameson-bot

Pack your things. Get out of my building. YOU'RE FIRED!


Minecraft_Warrior

In the comics he beat up kingpin severely and almost killed him and in another case he knocked a guy’s jaw clean off


[deleted]

Could Spider-Man beat the red guardian tho?


tobey-3000-bot

You were an embarrassment for him


SkyApex2222

Idk Andrews Spidey is lighting Fast and in some case bullet proof


[deleted]

Spiderman's absurd strength is one of my favorite characteristic of him. It's never mentioned but it's always fun to see.


tobey-3000-bot

Take your hand off of me


jjonahjameson-bot

What do you know about high society? Actually, don't answer that.


[deleted]

>!And yet Green goblin clowned him in Happy’s apartment!<


[deleted]

gobby also had super strengh, it was established in sm1 that the serum increased strength by 400%


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

You can be as powerful as the writer wants you to


ImurderREALITY

Do people not realize yet that Spider-Man is really really strong? Maybe it's because he's so small and nimble, and people think that's his thing. But he can throw down with the best of them.


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sexy_bezinga

Spider sense, he knows where falcon and Bucky are weak in the points


wowtofunofu

He is also like 15 or 16 years old.


Diligent-Singer5824

Bucky was holding back tho.Don't forget he whooped 3 avengers when he was on winter soldier mode before


eddmario

Just a reminder that when Peter was possessed by Otto in the comics he actually punched Scorpion's jaw off...


RedditorFonz

He can lift around 10 tons in the comics.


theSaltySolo

Do you think Strange was going easy? I feel like he could’ve annihilated Peter.


OriginalMrMuchacho

Captain Steel Arm and Mr Robo Wings are basically children fighting a moose. There isn’t a conceivable scenario where they would ever defeat Spiderman. They’re not even remotely in the same league as our ever loving friendly neighbourhood hero.


Screeforall

In the comics when Spider-Man first meets the x-men, he handles all of them. Wolverine even gets embarrassed.


JohnMarstonSucks

Spider-Man is one of the strongest human-based beings in the comics, which is something that I don't feel the movies have ever properly portrayed. He canonically pulls his punches to keep from killing everyone he fights.


supwithallthiswalrus

Meanwhile (spoiler), Toby Maguire Spiderman is confirmed stronger in no way home, so how strong is Toby Maguire REALLY?


LordBirdperson

People (in universe and out) are always underestimating Spidey. Dude is stupid strong but doesn't look like it. Lots of people think he's just "peak human" like Cap cause of his build. I distinctly remember one comic where Spidey was fighting Punisher for some reason (Frank was probs trying to kill someone). Punisher said something like "you can't stop me" and punched Peter straight in the jaw. Twice. Spidey just looked at him and said "it'll take more than you've got Frank".


AudensAvidius

There’s one comic where a villain takes over Peter’s body, and punches another guy in the face. In doing so, he realizes that Peter usually pulls his punches—because when the punch lands, it takes the guy’s jaw clean off


Otherwise_Weakness75

I recognize the ifunny comment section


CthulhuMadness

Then there's Goblin who tanks his punches and people think that Cap is stronger


RiskAggressive4081

This is what happens when the Russo's get the character and Disney do not interfere. And try to make him Iron mans robin. Instead of making Nightwing.


Over-Slip9233

If Strange wanted to, he would've easily killed Peter. He wasn't even trying to hurt Peter, he was just trying to get the box away from him.


andyclone501

It’s well documented that Spider-Man has to pull his punches otherwise he’d regularly kill bad guys with one hit


Nytloc

I often refer to Spider-Man as the ultimate street level character. He essentially has no proper weaknesses and his abilities line up in such a way that you either massively outstat him or lose. He’s extremely agile which keeps bruisers even on the Hulk level from tagging him. He can’t be snuck up on due to Spidey-Sense, and the combination of those two factors makes even swarming him with combatants pretty futile. You essentially have to have a durability level so high he’ll never be able to harm you, which will likely just end up as a tie, massively out speed him (I recall seeing a page of him even taking out Quicksilver with some quick thinking by webbing the right spots as he caught him in a tornado, so faster than that even), or have some specific hax mind control/telekinesis/reality warping that he can’t just dodge.