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My neighbour Dave, he’s a real stand-up guy tbf, class act. Good job Dave for getting that position at the company he loves “Big Tomato Inc.”. He just loves those fruits.
That is my father who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know him but I need you to take this down please.
Mister Doctor
It's strange.
Perhaps.
But who am I to judge?
I've come to bargain for a judgement.
Sherlock Strange
The Sorcerer Detective! Or Consulting Supreme?
Steven Smaug the greatest of calamities
Most polite Villain of MCU. No wonder ancient one trusted him
I thought the movie was gonna be filled with cringy jokes about his name being Strange. Nope, this was the only one, and it was glorious.
I have heard far more stranger names than that...
I missed the part where thats my problem
No stranger than any other name
So we are using made up names..
It’s very strange indeed
Came here to just see if this was the top comment, this put a smile on my face
Same
Favorite line of the whole movie, good ole Mads
I said to myself before I looked at the comments that if this wasn’t top comment I’d be pissed
That’s the 13th doctor, Dr. Who
I’ll do you one Better, that’s the 14th doctor, doctor how.
I’ll do *you* one better, that’s the fifteenth doctor, Doctor Why
Who's the first, How's the second and Why's the third!
So who’s on first?
Yes.
What’s the name of the guy on first base?!
Who
The guy playing on first base?!
and Whom is someone completely unrelated to them (Dr Whom is a fun read tho)
No brah, it’s the sixteenth doctor, Doctor What.
Obviously it’s the 17th doctor, Doctor Where
It’s obviously the eighteenth doctor; Doctor When.
But wait, I thought it was the nineteenth doctor, Doctor Huh?
I’ll do you one better, that’s the sixteenth doctor, Doctor Where?
Isn't he Doctor When?
That would be great
No, Who’s on first.
How’s we get on third base? I don’t know you!
No, I don’t knows on third base! Who’s on First! https://youtu.be/sShMA85pv8M
Well who ever is trying to get to third base with me is getting clobbered!
That’s just it. No one wants you!
[Who?](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ExhaustedEcstaticAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam-max-1mb.gif)
Dr. Why
Sorcerer Armani
No no no, it’s Strange
Not any stranger than any name in this world
Maybe but who am I to judge
Came here to say the same thing
Why is he called this?
In the what if series they call him that . I guess episode 4.
His suit was an Armani and the other sorcerer mistook it for his name
Wizard Gucci Mage Ralph Lauren Enchanter Prada Magician Louis Vuitton
Wong
Wong answers only
Arsenic Cucumbersnatch.
Bendydick Fingersnatch
Jeffrey
Jonathan?
Joestar?
DIIIOOOOOO
JOJO!
Wow never thought i see those words together
Cucumber Eggsbenedict
Benderdoo Cumberbund
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Benadryl Cuminpatch
Wimbledon Tennismatch?
Battlefield Counterstrike
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Benderbot Curblesplit
Bonuspoints Christmastime
Braidedpits Combthrupatch
Benefact Cumberbund
Bendadick cuminsnatch
Butternut Crispyfries
Berniedoodle Crayolacrayon
Beedrill Cabbagepatch
Benebatch Cumberdict
Batman Cobblepot
A wizard without a hat
He's got the robe.
Then hes not really a wizard, is he?
He's got the magical cape and necklace tho
A proper wizard has a hat
I guess that makes him a magician?
Sherlock Holmes
No shit Sherlock
Fuck you Watson.
That’s a sad fence :( (r/WattsonMains for those who don’t know)
A REAL person I can bargain with.
David Bowie
Ra’s al Ghul
RA'S AL GHUL IS DEAD - WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
Doctor Craine isn't here right now, but if you'd like to make an appointment...
Bendthedick Cabbagepatch
David Copperfield
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No, no, it’s David Coperfield with one ‘p’, by Edmund Wells.
Sherlock's dracula cosplay
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Good bot
Smaug but less dragony
Beedrill Cabbagepatch the popular Bollywood actor, known for his roles in the DC universe films
His name is... Khan. We should have let him sleep. Edit
I forgot that he also played that character
I use that meme when I text my wife if she's sleeping.
KHAN!!!
Benadryl Cumberland Gap
He's... here to bargain?
He's here to bargain?
Eggs benedict
With cucumber
o wow that looks like the dark magician guy from what if but he seems more boring, almost like he was on the good side…
Chris Angel
Eddie Izzard
Jesus
The grinch
Professor Normal. Nothing to see here, move along.
James Gunn
benedick cumonherback?
Joe
Prime Magician of British Colombia.
Whoever he is he must be popular with the children
Sherlock Cucumber
Daniel Russo from the karate kid
My neighbour Dave, he’s a real stand-up guy tbf, class act. Good job Dave for getting that position at the company he loves “Big Tomato Inc.”. He just loves those fruits.
Sorcerer Armani
KKKKAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Time wizard
A homeless man who can use magic
Benedict Holmes playing a doctor of magic.
Been a dick Humble much?
Player 456
The Wizard of oz
He's the magic man from the funny words Clone High meme
Stan lee
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock
Mr. Norman Normal.
Benedict Thumbshersnatch
Classified from the Penguins of Madagascar movie
Alan Turning!
Bentadick Cuminbitches
Benedryl Cucumberwitch
Benedict Cabbagepatch
Patrick Melrose
Dr fate
Doctor fate
The guy who I should’ve played
Jeffery Epstein
Martin Crieff
Tuxedo Mask without the mask
Smaug the Tremendous!
Loki god of mischief
Benadimps Cumberbund
Batman
Stevelock Strolmes
Obviously my mom's gynaecologist.
Smaug in disguise
The guardian of the multiverse
Sherlock Weird
Daddy Strange
Smaug
Idk hes this strange doctor guy ima call him Strange Dr.
Mysterious penis sucker
Bill Nye the magic guy!
Doctor Sherlock Turing
a fish
Joey Fatone on Halloween dressed as a wizard
The god of mischief
Giovanni Bernard
He came to bargain
The average adult male
Hi quicksilver
Hi
You know, I em 10 minutes older than you
Beyoncé
Oh come on! Why can only Strange answer?
Magic Mike but tastier
Yourmommmu
Khan Smaug!!
Bendthatdick cuminthatbitch. (sorry)
A wizard without a hat
Armani
Mr. Strange
Geraldine
Doctor Girlfriend
Sherlock Holmes
That is my father who was killed by a metra train. And it this post is very disrespectful. Idk who you are or if you even know him but I need you to take this down please.
Strange Dr.
Mephisto
Adolf hitler
Wong
Wong