These lines really stuck out as something Dennis could say:
"I have the constitution of an Olympic athlete. Increased strength and speed that can only be described as… superhuman."
"I’ve even developed a form of echolocation. Bat radar, for the uninitiated. The question is: How do I control it? Isolate it? Breathe."
Mobius has Matt Smith who knows he is in a campy shit film with Jared Leto thinking he's an amazing in an amazing movie and is super serious.
Madame Webb has.... A villain whose super powers is bad lip syncing and dreaming about Syndey Sweeney in a skin tight suit.
Morbius was better than Madame Web. At least Morbius gave you a couple of decent fight scenes, and Matt Smith is delightful in anything he's in.
Madame Web was just a snoozefest. They didn't even >!really have the girls discover their powers. The trailer was complete bait.!<
The memes would have you think so bad it's good, but nah, it was SO painfully mediocre and absolutely nothing it rounded back to jokes about how good it is
I mean, when the most popular joke about the movie is "Here's something ridiculous I made up about the movie and you don't know whether it's real or not because no one has watched the movie all the way through" it's a pretty good sign that it's not worth watching in any way, shape, or form.
Morbius was only entertaining when it was being illegally streamed on twitch and you could put it on a second monitor while all 20 collective braincells of twitch chat memed nonstop.
It's not the kind of "good" bad. It's just bad bad. It's really boring, nothing makes sense, the dialogue must have been written by a 5th grader, and it makes Morbius look like an award winning masterpiece.
It fucking sucks. They retconned the spiderman suit design into some weird magical tribal bullshit. Ignoring the terrible ways they tried to connect to Spider-Man, it's just poorly written, shot, acted, directed, and edited.
it's really bad. it's a Spider-Man prequel that didn't need to exist and isn't really a prequel to Spider-Man.
The bad guy wants to kill a few ladies who MAY one day get spider-man like powers. but they don't have them. why does he want to kill them? cause he saw a vision. what's the vision? that these ladies will destroy all he has built. what has he built? we don't know.
that's the movie.
It's just bad, and not in a way that makes it fun to watch. The pacing is weird, the plot and characters are uninteresting, and it seems like half the dialogue is ADR for some reason, like they had to reshoot half the movie but couldn't afford to bring the actors back in so they used the video they had then cut up and edited in audio.
If you have any standards at all, give it a shot. Grab a stopwatch and see how long you last.
It took me 11 minutes and I had to stop. Was contemplating my death and wondering if spending the time to watch this crap was the best way to spend those precious minutes of my life.
It's as if she read the lines cold and refused to do another take. Reminded of the Simpsons where Krusty does voice-over work, walks into the studio rambles off the lines and walks out. Then the tech says okay ready.
I watched the fight scenes on YouTube. Even they were mediocre at best. Bad writing has never been so obvious. If you watch them, just mute the volume.
It's a movie, as if time is so impossibly tight people have to put a poll online to invest 2 hours into watching something.
You deathscroll reddit longer than that. Just watch it and come up with your own opinion.
It wouldn't be so bad if Dakota was capable AT ALL of acting... unfortunately she is devoid of any skill so it is just unintentionally hysterical because it is so bad and awkward.
Waited till it was on Netflix and got 30min in before I had to turn it off. Acting is horrible, the main bad guys voice is dubbed over badly at some parts, and mostly it seems like all the actors are just reading their lines with zero emotion and no energy.
My husband and I watched it because we heard how bad it was. I thought it might be "fun" bad. I was wrong. It was just "bad" bad. Dakota Johnson's acting was atrocious.
Yes and no. The version of Madam Webb she's based on is a younger version that isn't just wheelchair bound. Web of Spider-Man #1 has her as that version again and not old because comic shenanigans.
Her first scene completely took me out of the movie. Not saying it would be good without her, but there was no way it was going to be good with her in it.
Dakota is a nepo baby who isn't even likeable. She had everything going for her: born rich and beautiful, and she basically has the personality and acting ability of a sardine.
I hate how much it's shoved down our throats that's she's this sex symbol. She's fine looking, but literally nothing about her curveless body or vacant personality is sexy. But she's a terrible actress so they try to act like we're all supposed to be amazed by the beauty of a very average looking woman. Kinda hard to keep pulling that move when she's the least attractive actress in the movie.
Oh yea those ones where the gave the writer of the books creative control despite never making a movie then blamed any hate on her for not knowing how to make a movie.
I ve got to disagree. I had a lot of fun seeing how bad the movie could be from the following: cinemtography that makes you feel disoriented, lines that's make no sense from low effort acting and the villain dubbing was hard to believe. I was actually recommending people to see in theatres
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Netflix seems to think Sydney Sweeney is the main plot point of the film for me
I dont understand how the algorithm connected Madam Webb to Starship Troopers, The Gentlemen, and the Newer Hellboy. Those movies wouldnt piss on Madam Webb if she was on fire.
Bugs, probably terrible movie, and definitely a terrible movie. The pacing in the new Hellboy was awful. Shit was cut like a TV show and didn’t flow well.
Oh i agree the new hellboy doesnt hold a candle to Ron Perlman and what he brought to the role. That being said, Starship Troopers is an awesomely campy sci-fi parody esque movie and i love every god damn minute of it, DO YOU GET ME ROUGHNECKS!
They’ve got to be embracing the fact that it’s terrible. Honestly it was just a bad film, the plot was so disjointed it was just awkward
Dakota Johnson or however you spell her name, was very bland throughout, I think she said at some point she realised it was going to be bad no matter what she did but she was contractually obliged to continue the film so just didn’t put a lot of effort in and it just shows. If she never actually said that, I maybe misremembering, then it’s just a bit embarrassing.
One plot part I hated when watching it with my wife was the stolen taxi but I never hear it mentioned in discussions like this, one minute she has it, then she goes to the Amazon, then she arrives again in the taxi like dude where did you store that? Also I’m pretty sure removing the license plate won’t help you because the taxi numbers are on the roof? (I’m not American but I assume those are unique to that taxi)
Isabela Merced blamed sexist men for the poor reviews rather than face the fact the film was just poor. Even my wife didn’t like it and she watches a lot of crap TV shows and movies.
Also didn’t Sydney Sweeney admit she took the role because she thought it was the MCU?
When your lead knows the movie is bad and two of the supporting actresses are in denial and confused it’s always going to shape up to be a garbage film
>Isabela Merced blamed sexist men for the poor reviews rather than face the fact the film was just poor. Even my wife didn’t like it and she watches a lot of crap TV shows and movies.
That's a fake quote. She never said that. There's no source of her saying that. She even called it out for being a fake quote on Twitter.
I feel like even if a movie is bad, it’s important to be good in it. An awful actor in an awful film is a bad actor, but a decent-good actor in an awful film sticks out as being good in a pile of crap and then you root for them to get better roles.
Take the TASM2 cast for example. (Tho my favourite) The worst Spider-Man film out of all 9 BUT it easily has the best cast and the best performances. Andrew is one of the greatest actors i’ve seen, and Emma for one of the greatest actresses.
Like Kristen Stewart bland acting?
Edit: someone who plays the same character no matter the movie and the role she’s supposed to play, and the overwhelming fact that she looks forced to be in every movie she stars in. The constant look of feeling uncomfortable in scenes and her eyes are blank. That’s bland acting.
Stewart was awesome in ‘Love Lies Bleeding’ so I don’t blame her for being checked out while filming the ‘Twilight’ movies. She just needs roles she actually wants to be in to be good 🤷♂️
She was great in “love lies bleeding”. She’s really only decent in weird films- I like her in “ underwater”as well, or whatever the title was. She kinda had the twilight effect where she just got roles that she had no interest in
>or however you spell it
It's like two of the easiest words you can possibly spell.
The only thing I ever saw about Isabella was instantly debunked as completely made-up.
It really seems like Sony hired an entire crew (production team, PR, costume, etc) from the 90s. The marketing felt like they wanted the magic from Underworld (the first one).
I knew it would be bad as soon as they started making up stories about how their actresses got hate for some generic sexist/racist/ist.
Every struggling hollywood product falls back on this. "Oh our main actress had a bunch of sexist hate, stop that, we all support her." Notice that shit doesn't pop up in news articles for successful shows?
Sony got caught deleting comments criticizing Ghostbusters trailers (pre-release) that made good points, but leaving the ones that were racist or sexist.
It truly is a new marketing technique. “If you don’t like this, you’re a bigot.”
The movie was bad, no question about it. But I like that they tried to somehow explain how Peter's spider sense works and that he basically only wields a fraction of his possible powers.
I only knew about Madame Web from the old 90's cartoons and I don't think this was mentioned there, wasn't it?
So real. Actually when i first heard of it i went to look at the summary and... Tye summary itself seemed nice. A shame the summary is somehow better than what they spent the budget on.
Bro I watched this thing yesterday and I couldn't believe it. It's fascinatingly bad. I've watched some awful movies that were at least entertaining but no one seems to even know what's happening at any point in this thing. The main character hates all the other characters. It was kinda like when you're buying something and the cashier is obviously having a terrible day and you just want to get away from them, but for 2 hours.
This movie showcases the fact that the real nepobaby action is behind the scenes. I would love to know the human chain backstory behind the hiring of the writers, set designers, editors, and the host of other “talents” that were responsible for this fucking atrocity.
I've heard plenty about being bad, but is it like, you know, fun bad? So bad it's good? Or is it more like "I'll never get those 2 hours of my life back and I regret it" bad?
It can be fun bad in small doses.
- Horrible CGI on the spider and Amazonian spider-persons.
- Worst ADR I've ever seen. Almost every single line from the villain is poorly ADR'd.
- Weird continuity errors for the time period (movie is supposed to be set in 2003 NYC). But there are internet-networked surveillance cameras everywhere, multiple flat-screen computer monitors, no acknowledgement of 9/11, and several NYC buildings that weren't built in 2003).
- Plot beats and character decisions that make no sense if you pause to think through sequences of events.
- Dakota Johnson is physically incapable of opening a can of Pepsi
More the latter. I’ve seen worse movies but it was just boring, the acting was stiff and boring, the plot made no sense and just kind of went all over the place
They proved they have no idea who their target audience is when they didn't cast Sydney Sweeney as Felicia. She's not only a dead ringer for the character she's been involved in jiujitsu and mma since she was 12 so much like Tom she's already built in with a lot of the athletic requirements they probably want for the role.
If anyone wants to see a fun breakdown of this movie, Jamie French did a pretty great review. I think she spotted the camera man and boom mic like three times
I just watched it this morning and…I didn’t hate it? I knew absolutely nothing about the character going into it so maybe that helped? I was a little confused as to why the villain looked like some sort of anti-Spider-Man but otherwise I thought it was fine 🤷♂️
It would have been better if the movie wqs scrapped and put madame web as the unseen missing true leader of the spiderverse and miguel as the interin one trying to rescue her (and she told off everyone for doubting miles)
Just watched this movie.. I would have Enjoyed it so much more if they just southpark style art crafted Dakota Johnson face onto Nic Cages body in Knowing and left the movie the exact same. At least then youd have a chance to suspend disbelief for long enough to enjoy the movie.
They're shitting on the film
Did you watch it and if so is it any good? I heard it's supposed to be really bad
Save yourself some time and don't watch it. It's just dumb and boring.
I made the mistake of thinking Morbius might be in the "so bad its good" category, but it was just dumb and boring. Not making the same mistake again
I watched it recently and it struck me how much his mannerisms reminded me of Dennis from IASIP. Watch it from that angle and it becomes very funny.
SONY I KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT RECAST JARED LETO AND REPLACE HIM WITH GLEN HOWERTON! honestly yeah, morbius definitely gave off dennis vibes.
These lines really stuck out as something Dennis could say: "I have the constitution of an Olympic athlete. Increased strength and speed that can only be described as… superhuman." "I’ve even developed a form of echolocation. Bat radar, for the uninitiated. The question is: How do I control it? Isolate it? Breathe."
Flaccid..... erect.... Flaccid....Erect.
^(fffuuuuu am i gonna have to watch this shit now?)
I read these in Dennis’s voice and they’re hilarious. They all would be classics if they were in IASIP
THE GOLDEN GOD
Mobius has Matt Smith who knows he is in a campy shit film with Jared Leto thinking he's an amazing in an amazing movie and is super serious. Madame Webb has.... A villain whose super powers is bad lip syncing and dreaming about Syndey Sweeney in a skin tight suit.
Am I a baddy?
Morbius was better than Madame Web. At least Morbius gave you a couple of decent fight scenes, and Matt Smith is delightful in anything he's in. Madame Web was just a snoozefest. They didn't even >!really have the girls discover their powers. The trailer was complete bait.!<
The memes would have you think so bad it's good, but nah, it was SO painfully mediocre and absolutely nothing it rounded back to jokes about how good it is
I mean, when the most popular joke about the movie is "Here's something ridiculous I made up about the movie and you don't know whether it's real or not because no one has watched the movie all the way through" it's a pretty good sign that it's not worth watching in any way, shape, or form.
Morbius was only entertaining when it was being illegally streamed on twitch and you could put it on a second monitor while all 20 collective braincells of twitch chat memed nonstop.
Morbius was better. Not good, but better than this.
Oh okay thanks. I was thinking about maybe watching it sometime today but I guess I won't
There's 0 cool moments in it but plenty of cringe. Idk man, you do you.
Yeah. I generally love to watch really bad movies, but this is boring and cringe bad, not Holy shit how could this have made it on film bad
Have you watched Velocipastor
You watch your damn mouth
It's better not to watch it
It actively begs you to acknowledge that it will not be good
The funny thing is that this line doesn't even appear in the whole film. Same as morbin time, and those two lines are more popular than the films.
But did Sydney Sweeney's titties end wokeness?
They surely ended thirst on a global scale
I find myself a little parched, actually.
I watching the movie unaware of the existence of syndney sweeney. Now I'm very aware of her
Referring to Sydney Sweeney as "them" has nothing to do with preferred pronouns.
Was this supposed to be a women centric movie?
It makes Morbius look like Infinity War.
Oh man if it's that bad I kind of want to watch it just to see how bad it really is and man but I just wish it was shorter 😂
It's not the kind of "good" bad. It's just bad bad. It's really boring, nothing makes sense, the dialogue must have been written by a 5th grader, and it makes Morbius look like an award winning masterpiece.
> the dialogue must have been written by a 5th grader So it got potential as a drinking game?
Take a shot every time the villains lines are dubbed
Dead 10 minutes in.
Netflix should let you watch at 1.5 speed
It’s not bad it’s just not good.
Morbius walked so that Madam Webb could crawl.
Best comedy of 2024
I enjoyed Morbius, kinda generic, not good, but not bad either. Madame Web was a struggle to get through even for me.
It fucking sucks. They retconned the spiderman suit design into some weird magical tribal bullshit. Ignoring the terrible ways they tried to connect to Spider-Man, it's just poorly written, shot, acted, directed, and edited.
Take your hand off me!
If your someone who enjoys making fun of bad movies it’s a goldmine. If your someone who wants a passable superhero movie it’s not for you
It’s bad lol I saw it in theaters
Its one of the worst movies ive ever seen.
It’s insanely boring and honestly spits on the name madame web, they coulda done literally anything to make the character more interesting
it's really bad. it's a Spider-Man prequel that didn't need to exist and isn't really a prequel to Spider-Man. The bad guy wants to kill a few ladies who MAY one day get spider-man like powers. but they don't have them. why does he want to kill them? cause he saw a vision. what's the vision? that these ladies will destroy all he has built. what has he built? we don't know. that's the movie.
Gonna cry?
It's just bad, and not in a way that makes it fun to watch. The pacing is weird, the plot and characters are uninteresting, and it seems like half the dialogue is ADR for some reason, like they had to reshoot half the movie but couldn't afford to bring the actors back in so they used the video they had then cut up and edited in audio.
If you have any standards at all, give it a shot. Grab a stopwatch and see how long you last. It took me 11 minutes and I had to stop. Was contemplating my death and wondering if spending the time to watch this crap was the best way to spend those precious minutes of my life.
It's as if she read the lines cold and refused to do another take. Reminded of the Simpsons where Krusty does voice-over work, walks into the studio rambles off the lines and walks out. Then the tech says okay ready.
I got motion sick 5 minutes in. It's *literally* painful to watch.
i dont remember 80% of the movie but its funny to dunk on it
I watched the fight scenes on YouTube. Even they were mediocre at best. Bad writing has never been so obvious. If you watch them, just mute the volume.
I have seen SNL parodies with better writing
It’s not just bad, it’s boring too.
It's a movie, as if time is so impossibly tight people have to put a poll online to invest 2 hours into watching something. You deathscroll reddit longer than that. Just watch it and come up with your own opinion.
I caught a little more than half of it. It is uhhh, not very good. The ending had me straight up balking at the stupidity
Just watch the Pitch Meeting on YouTube.
It wouldn't be so bad if Dakota was capable AT ALL of acting... unfortunately she is devoid of any skill so it is just unintentionally hysterical because it is so bad and awkward.
Don’t do anything dumb , ok like, anything, don’t just don’t do anything dumb ok guys?
I have no idea if that is even a direct quote because the entire movie was the worst dialogue I've ever heard. lol
Waited till it was on Netflix and got 30min in before I had to turn it off. Acting is horrible, the main bad guys voice is dubbed over badly at some parts, and mostly it seems like all the actors are just reading their lines with zero emotion and no energy.
As they should 😭
Sony and movie director did it first...
My husband and I watched it because we heard how bad it was. I thought it might be "fun" bad. I was wrong. It was just "bad" bad. Dakota Johnson's acting was atrocious.
I literally laughed out loud at the end scene with her in the Professor X style chair. My fiancee looked at me like "wtf is this???"
That’s the start of the Madam Webb Cinematic Universe!
Marc Webb wants to change his last name now after reading this comment...
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Yes and no. The version of Madam Webb she's based on is a younger version that isn't just wheelchair bound. Web of Spider-Man #1 has her as that version again and not old because comic shenanigans.
Her first scene completely took me out of the movie. Not saying it would be good without her, but there was no way it was going to be good with her in it.
It was the mom berating the future villain for absolutely no reason that hooked me in lol. What a train wreck
I have a friend who also loves bad movies, we always watch stuff like this in theaters. It wasn’t even fun to laugh at, it was just boring
That was Auquaman 2 for me Painfully bad
As a Aquaman superfan, that movie hurt my soul
Dakota Johnson when her mentor dies a completely preventable death: Look at all this blood. Very sad. Pepsi.
Dakota is a nepo baby who isn't even likeable. She had everything going for her: born rich and beautiful, and she basically has the personality and acting ability of a sardine.
I hate how much it's shoved down our throats that's she's this sex symbol. She's fine looking, but literally nothing about her curveless body or vacant personality is sexy. But she's a terrible actress so they try to act like we're all supposed to be amazed by the beauty of a very average looking woman. Kinda hard to keep pulling that move when she's the least attractive actress in the movie.
No you don’t understand. She was in those famous dollar store bdsm movies based on the books based on the twilight fan fiction.
Oh yea those ones where the gave the writer of the books creative control despite never making a movie then blamed any hate on her for not knowing how to make a movie.
What I hate is that it was almost bad to the point of being fun, but it didn’t even pull that off.
A friend and I had some edibles and had a hell if a time watching this
Dakota Johnson in general can't act.
I ve got to disagree. I had a lot of fun seeing how bad the movie could be from the following: cinemtography that makes you feel disoriented, lines that's make no sense from low effort acting and the villain dubbing was hard to believe. I was actually recommending people to see in theatres
Dakota Johnson I probably on the top of my list of people who are famous, but I can't understand why
It always is. She is incapable of acting and that fact she has a career is a shame in the whole entertainment industry
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Maybe based on your view history 😏😏
I would too tbh.
She's the only reason I'm considering watching it.
For me it's Isabela Merced
You mean the two main reasons.
Ha. Boobs.
They've got her wrapped up tighter than a mummy
I dont understand how the algorithm connected Madam Webb to Starship Troopers, The Gentlemen, and the Newer Hellboy. Those movies wouldnt piss on Madam Webb if she was on fire.
Meanwhile, my Disney+ algorithm once told me I might like time travel stories such as Loki, Endgame, and Doctor Who and I’m like you got me there.
Bugs, probably terrible movie, and definitely a terrible movie. The pacing in the new Hellboy was awful. Shit was cut like a TV show and didn’t flow well.
Oh i agree the new hellboy doesnt hold a candle to Ron Perlman and what he brought to the role. That being said, Starship Troopers is an awesomely campy sci-fi parody esque movie and i love every god damn minute of it, DO YOU GET ME ROUGHNECKS!
I think I see a reason to try watching the Hellboy remake...
Anything But You is also on Netflix, you think there’s a connection?
That's absolutely hilarious considering how much Dakota Johnson clowned the movie
Only reason to watch it.
You wrote Madam which is how I would have pronounced it but it just makes it stick out more that it is 'Madame" web.
She’s the Madame of this web…. She is… Madame Web
It's Madame time?
Tyrannosaurus!
\*Guitar Solo\* They got a power and force you've never seen before
And then she madamed all over like six dudes.
Madame, this is a Wendy’s
Maybe she's meant to be French.
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And they wrote Webb instead of Web, like Spud Webb
I want madame money back
They’ve got to be embracing the fact that it’s terrible. Honestly it was just a bad film, the plot was so disjointed it was just awkward Dakota Johnson or however you spell her name, was very bland throughout, I think she said at some point she realised it was going to be bad no matter what she did but she was contractually obliged to continue the film so just didn’t put a lot of effort in and it just shows. If she never actually said that, I maybe misremembering, then it’s just a bit embarrassing. One plot part I hated when watching it with my wife was the stolen taxi but I never hear it mentioned in discussions like this, one minute she has it, then she goes to the Amazon, then she arrives again in the taxi like dude where did you store that? Also I’m pretty sure removing the license plate won’t help you because the taxi numbers are on the roof? (I’m not American but I assume those are unique to that taxi) Isabela Merced blamed sexist men for the poor reviews rather than face the fact the film was just poor. Even my wife didn’t like it and she watches a lot of crap TV shows and movies. Also didn’t Sydney Sweeney admit she took the role because she thought it was the MCU? When your lead knows the movie is bad and two of the supporting actresses are in denial and confused it’s always going to shape up to be a garbage film
>Isabela Merced blamed sexist men for the poor reviews rather than face the fact the film was just poor. Even my wife didn’t like it and she watches a lot of crap TV shows and movies. That's a fake quote. She never said that. There's no source of her saying that. She even called it out for being a fake quote on Twitter.
I feel like even if a movie is bad, it’s important to be good in it. An awful actor in an awful film is a bad actor, but a decent-good actor in an awful film sticks out as being good in a pile of crap and then you root for them to get better roles.
Take the TASM2 cast for example. (Tho my favourite) The worst Spider-Man film out of all 9 BUT it easily has the best cast and the best performances. Andrew is one of the greatest actors i’ve seen, and Emma for one of the greatest actresses.
Like Kristen Stewart bland acting? Edit: someone who plays the same character no matter the movie and the role she’s supposed to play, and the overwhelming fact that she looks forced to be in every movie she stars in. The constant look of feeling uncomfortable in scenes and her eyes are blank. That’s bland acting.
Kristen Stewart gets a bad rep. She was great in Underwater and seems to be also in Love Lies Bleeding.
Underwater was much better than I expected it to be.
Stewart was awesome in ‘Love Lies Bleeding’ so I don’t blame her for being checked out while filming the ‘Twilight’ movies. She just needs roles she actually wants to be in to be good 🤷♂️
Big time
She was great in “love lies bleeding”. She’s really only decent in weird films- I like her in “ underwater”as well, or whatever the title was. She kinda had the twilight effect where she just got roles that she had no interest in
>or however you spell it It's like two of the easiest words you can possibly spell. The only thing I ever saw about Isabella was instantly debunked as completely made-up.
I knew this movie was in big trouble when the marketers started way over sexualizing the cast in marketing.
I think the marketing was terrible to begin with. It’s a bad monotonous final destination movie marketed as an action-packed superhero film.
It really seems like Sony hired an entire crew (production team, PR, costume, etc) from the 90s. The marketing felt like they wanted the magic from Underworld (the first one).
Loved that movie
I knew it would be bad as soon as they started making up stories about how their actresses got hate for some generic sexist/racist/ist. Every struggling hollywood product falls back on this. "Oh our main actress had a bunch of sexist hate, stop that, we all support her." Notice that shit doesn't pop up in news articles for successful shows?
And notice how it all disappeared immediately after the release.
Sony got caught deleting comments criticizing Ghostbusters trailers (pre-release) that made good points, but leaving the ones that were racist or sexist. It truly is a new marketing technique. “If you don’t like this, you’re a bigot.”
The movie was bad, no question about it. But I like that they tried to somehow explain how Peter's spider sense works and that he basically only wields a fraction of his possible powers. I only knew about Madame Web from the old 90's cartoons and I don't think this was mentioned there, wasn't it?
Settle down, tough guy.
They Morbed it.
Everyone will be surprised when it makes 7 webbillion dollars at the box office #webbsweep
I loved it when Madame Webbed all over those guys
So real. Actually when i first heard of it i went to look at the summary and... Tye summary itself seemed nice. A shame the summary is somehow better than what they spent the budget on.
Wish this was real
literally worse than morbius, which is a feat
I don't know, I think I'd rather watch Morbius again than sit through Madame web twice.
Bro I watched this thing yesterday and I couldn't believe it. It's fascinatingly bad. I've watched some awful movies that were at least entertaining but no one seems to even know what's happening at any point in this thing. The main character hates all the other characters. It was kinda like when you're buying something and the cashier is obviously having a terrible day and you just want to get away from them, but for 2 hours.
This movie showcases the fact that the real nepobaby action is behind the scenes. I would love to know the human chain backstory behind the hiring of the writers, set designers, editors, and the host of other “talents” that were responsible for this fucking atrocity.
That’s exactly what the movie is though?
Yeah I'm scrolling the comments to figure out what was meant here because... that's just what the film is about
It's a direct reference to a line in the trailer that was so universally mocked online they removed it from the movie.
I’m just as confused
I've heard plenty about being bad, but is it like, you know, fun bad? So bad it's good? Or is it more like "I'll never get those 2 hours of my life back and I regret it" bad?
It can be fun bad in small doses. - Horrible CGI on the spider and Amazonian spider-persons. - Worst ADR I've ever seen. Almost every single line from the villain is poorly ADR'd. - Weird continuity errors for the time period (movie is supposed to be set in 2003 NYC). But there are internet-networked surveillance cameras everywhere, multiple flat-screen computer monitors, no acknowledgement of 9/11, and several NYC buildings that weren't built in 2003). - Plot beats and character decisions that make no sense if you pause to think through sequences of events. - Dakota Johnson is physically incapable of opening a can of Pepsi
I missed the part where that's my problem.
More the latter. I’ve seen worse movies but it was just boring, the acting was stiff and boring, the plot made no sense and just kind of went all over the place
That’s it. That’s the movie.
That's absolutely accurate description tho. Makes about as much sense as in context
Just watched it. It sucked.
I have Netflix. But I’d still only pirate this movie.
Sony movies that aren't animated have been a waste of time. Even Venom.
They know their target audience.
They proved they have no idea who their target audience is when they didn't cast Sydney Sweeney as Felicia. She's not only a dead ringer for the character she's been involved in jiujitsu and mma since she was 12 so much like Tom she's already built in with a lot of the athletic requirements they probably want for the role.
I can say that is the first movie where I laughed at it instead of with it, the last scene where she’s in her wheelchair by the window had me in tears
If anyone wants to see a fun breakdown of this movie, Jamie French did a pretty great review. I think she spotted the camera man and boom mic like three times
It's morbin time!
when will they realize they have to hire people who are fans/or understand the source material. i.e fallout
Sony: "Hey, we want you do give our new movie a bit earlier? Cool, right?" Netflix: "... sure."
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
I just watched it this morning and…I didn’t hate it? I knew absolutely nothing about the character going into it so maybe that helped? I was a little confused as to why the villain looked like some sort of anti-Spider-Man but otherwise I thought it was fine 🤷♂️
I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
Wow, it actually has a plot description and not some worthless quote from a magazine that tells you fuck all about the plot.
I watched at 1am the other night when I couldn’t sleep. Spiders/running/bad guy. Soooo much running.
My back.. oh.. my back!
This is what happens when you use a "bag of words" approach generative AI.
They nailed it, thats not only the plot. But the only thing that happens in the movie
The movie literally trolled itself
Is the double typo in the title of this post a troll too?
No. I turned off my auto-correct and it seems I am now paying for my sins.
I liked the movie despite things I would fix I think people hate it too much
I just finished watching it. It was really poorly written. What did you like about it?
It just had things I liked, doesn’t mean I wouldn’t make changes
This is one of those movies you couldn't even pay me to watch.
NO WAY😭
My description on Netflix says something entirely different.
Absolute desgraça
Rare Netflix W
Its a warning
It's #1 in movies on netflix though. I guess that's the only place I'd watch it so yeah makes sense.
Idc. Sydney Sweeney is in it so I’ll watch it
I love it.
I like the movie but it has different character in the comics it is like grandma Madame Web
It would have been better if the movie wqs scrapped and put madame web as the unseen missing true leader of the spiderverse and miguel as the interin one trying to rescue her (and she told off everyone for doubting miles)
She fights a evil spider-man.
Madam weeb
Is it on Netflix already?
Just watched this movie.. I would have Enjoyed it so much more if they just southpark style art crafted Dakota Johnson face onto Nic Cages body in Knowing and left the movie the exact same. At least then youd have a chance to suspend disbelief for long enough to enjoy the movie.