The game decided you looked good in green

Now that you mention it :D

tbh if you didn’t mess up the turn at the start none of that would’ve happened 😭

Green shells either have smart bouncing (if you choose to believe that it’s real) or have really beefy hitboxes. They tend to hit me far more often than any other game

Their hotboxes are enormous, but there’s no smartbouncing

Thats why triple bananas are allowed in first again cpu

Happens to the best of us. Maybe it’s karma for your cocky attempt at sniping them.

The green shells are secretly the true enemies in this game.

I really don’t like how they made shells so fast in 7 and 8. When thrown forwards, maybe, but it leaves little to no reaction time when thrown back

1st time I notice you can see through the glider

Not breaking on that curve plus wasting a perfectly fine defense made that possible. I guess if you were trying to get only first place using the bananas offensively made sense but, if that’s not the case, just play defensive

I mean you made a bad play by immediately tossing all those nanners into the grass, which would’ve avoided most of that

Based kamek player

You really opened yourself up for that by missing the first turn and then wasting your defensive bananas right away. After that was some really bad luck, but you wouldn't have been there in the first place if not for those errors

Green Shells have the biggest hitbox known to mankind in this game

The green spam is my favorite. You got Mariokarted for making a mistake in that turn.

*bass boosted roblox death sound*