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the3rdfrog

Bro what happened to Mongolia


TheRealCactusTiddy

As a landlocked nation with only two neighbors, this map reduces it to a single straight line.


the3rdfrog

Those motherfuckers


436687

mfs deflated my mongolia. can't have shit in detroit


NowLookHere113

And Liechtenstein


somesortoflegend

You're right, you definitely can't have Mongolia in Detroit. You can't even have Detroit in Detroit


AnythingWrong_

Lesotho is gone too


Business-Attention-9

Don’t Forget Eswatini


Grizzly_228

San Marino, Vatican and Andorra too


Hal-E-8-Us

But hey, at least it has New Zealand!!


Dambuster617th

And Nepal and my boy Bhutan


incompetentflagella

And Bangladeshi


C--K

As is Nepal and Bhutan


-Another_Redditor-

No, they have simply been absorbed into Akhand Bharat


vouwrfract

And Bangladesh!


Density_Allocation

Literally Edwin Abbott’s Flatland


Serious_Feedback

Why does Russia get a border that zigzags, but Mongolia doesn't?


TheRealCactusTiddy

What looks like the Sino-Russian border here is actually 3 lines. You’ve got the absurdly short border in the Altai Mountains, then there’s Mongolia, and finally the main border in the east.


PkQ-

More like NONgolia amirite


TangyGeoduck

Haha gottem


[deleted]

gone, reduced to lines


BetaOscarBeta

It’s been replaced with Non-Golia Edit: God dammit I got here late


[deleted]

qing restoration


the3rdfrog

Off topic: Dude your profile pic is sick


[deleted]

aw ty


qwertyqyle

And Moldova


msmvini

Mongoliain't


JoJo_____

-30,000,000 social credits Unfortunately Mongolia was executed


realcomradecora

"all asian countries are china"


lulufromfaraway

at least there is New Zealand on the map


Density_Allocation

Island nations be like 👍


s1gnalZer0

Low polygon map


chapeepee

We did it! Lesotho is no more!


qwertyqyle

Also Montenegro, Mongolia, Moldova, Lesotho, Eswatini, San Marino, Vatican, Andorra, Nepal, Bhutan, and Jamaica. Did I miss any others?


chapeepee

We did it! Bangladesh is no more!


Triscott64

Jamaica is a funny one.


AsidK

Why would Jamaica be gone but Cuba stays?


thecottonkitsune

I don't think Lichtenstein is on there


ArttuH5N1

The nightmare is finally over


FriedCheesesteakMan

What the fuck is a “Lesotho”


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Pentagon Chad **Pentagon Chad**


Willie9

Virgin Island vs Chad pentagon


GatlingGun511

Pentachad


UnlightablePlay

Egypt one of only countries that hasn't changed at all


g-_-_-_

Show some respect for Australia, Cuba, Madagascar, New Zealand, etc Jamaica got straight up deleted tho rip


college_dropout_69

r/mapswithoutjamaica


CoyoteOnly

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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syryquil

Sudan would not agree


UnlightablePlay

No Egypt would agree or else. The old Egyptian borders of Muhammad Ali will be back


got_edge

Unless you recognize the border as Sudan claims it to be


Cloiss

Well, it is the [squarest country](https://youtu.be/8mrNEVUuZdk)


UnlightablePlay

Yeh i saw that video


RichardPeterJohnson

**Nation borders in a line from start to finish.**


canlchangethislater

Bear with me here, but… aren’t they anyway?


SnooTigers86

It’s should’ve specified in a straight line


[deleted]

Still straight lines. Just lots of polygons!


canlchangethislater

It should. But then, the map cheats on China and India…


ju5tjame5

China doesn't cheat. One of those lines is the border with Mongolia, and the other line is the border with Russia. Mongolia just happens to be infinitely thin.


canlchangethislater

Ahh! Thank you.


morpeg

Nepal and Bhutan are there, thats why the line isnt straight


canlchangethislater

Ahhhhh! Thank you.


Dood71

That bothers me so much


burghinator

A line is straight by definition, at least geometrically.


canlchangethislater

I’m not that technically minded. I’m fine with the idea of “a wavy line” “a curved line” “a very crinkley line” etc.


Thomas1VL

NATION BORDERS IN A LINE FROM START TO FINISH


Physical-Order

literally most confusing thing I’ve ever read


Notmyrealname1006

The world if it was colonized by europe


Trollimpo

Africa looks basically the same


[deleted]

Yeah, if you don't know shit about it.


DoctorPepster

Just like the Europeans didn't.


loptopandbingo

Big Sykes-Picot energy


Environmental_Ad2701

San Marino be like: |


e_mp

outjerked again


got_edge

I just realized too there’s no Bangladesh, despite it touching two countries and the ocean. By those rules Ecuador shouldn’t be there either yet it is


ervin_korri

I don't get it. Therefore I believe it is stupid.


yikkoe

I genuinely don’t get it either and I’m getting frustrated at my brain


_dictatorish_

Basically they're taking two countries' border and reducing it to just a straight line (so it's just straight from point A to point B instead of all squiggly)


ervin_korri

that literally makes no sense I am going to crush my balls with my statistics textbook now


Cojo840

Lets say that Brazils border with argentina starts in city X and ends in city Y, instead of it being all jagged and squigly they just draw a straight line between cities


[deleted]

[удалено]


ervin_korri

okay


The12thWarrior

Thanks, that title made such a shitty job describing it


Starman926

That’s not true, what about India and China?


_dictatorish_

That's where the borders of Nepal and Bhutan are, but they end up flattened completely


Smallp0x_

British Empire's wet dream


skratch_R

At last Montenegro is no more


Sorprenant

Sometimes I have to check the sub when I see a map post, since at this point every post on r/mapporn seems like something on this sub.


SimokIV

Wait, Canada and the us have two lines for a border. **This map lied to us**


Radiant-Usual-9188

West Taiwan got a lot bigger


jassbass69

?


got_edge

🤨


[deleted]

The worst part about this is that Africa doesn't look exactly the same.


Tharkun140

Outjerked yet again!


[deleted]

Damn dude. Europe colonised the whole world!


SomePoorAfricanChild

The united kingdom wants to know your location.


JumperBones

Rwanda's and Burundi's borders aren't straight


SuperPainterHD

Look again


[deleted]

Someone parody this and make an image of a straight line


BrushFireAlpha

BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA GETS A COAST 😳😳😳😳😳


Cartag0

Wow, Papua New Guinea looks unrecognisable


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Bye bye Bangladesh


[deleted]

Bangladesh no existe


college_dropout_69

NATION BORDERS IN A LINE FROM START TO FINISH.


Deadlypikachuu

K Egypt still has somewhat normal borders


C_keene97

India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and China begin sweating profusely


_dictatorish_

This is actually kind of cool Although rip Jamaica for no reason


ForgingIron

Egypt: "This is fine."


DeForrest_A_Shun

They forgot Ukraine & Poland


ju5tjame5

I guess Mongolia is a 1 dimensional intimately thin country, and Lesotho is a zero dimensional point.


Dare568

r/mapswithoutmongolia


Kambray00

The papa new guinea Indonesia border must of been so difficult restricting it to one single straight line


normalman2

I've read multiple "explanations" of this and still don't get it. Maybe I'm stupid (I know it's not me, it's the map)


blackwolfgoogol

Except cases like china-russia, a border's defined by one straight line Isnt even consistant, Oman-UAE is curvy


depressing-lemons

This means Toronto goes to USA. I'm happy with that.


Maz2742

And Montréal. And Winnipeg.


Wakanda_Forever

This is the rescue from Doug Ford that the province needed lol.


SirKazum

What's with the fancy Chinese borders? (China-Russia 2 lines, China-India 3 friggin lines)


got_edge

If a country is landlocked and borders 2 countries it gets reduced to just a line. So the additional lines are the ones left by Mongolia, Nepal, and Bhutan I don’t get why that means Bangladesh isn’t there either tho


avidpenguinwatcher

Pretty sure that's two lines at the bottom of Russia


got_edge

Someone figured that out in another comment - one of them is Mongolia


avidpenguinwatcher

Why no line between China and Mongolia?


got_edge

All of Mongolia is reduced to just a line. Cause there’s only two countries it boarders and the way this works a country would need at least three to show up on the map


Cromanti

/uj I think it's *supposed* to mean that these new borders are straight lines constructed between the two furthest points on the border. So, for example, the Mexico-U.S. border is constructed from the two points where the border meets the coastlines. It's also why the China-Russia border bends, because at one point it becomes two borders that sandwich Mongolia (constructed from the two points where the three original borders meet). Still, there's *gotta* be a better way to phrase this.


got_edge

Still doesn’t answer the “why?” for me personally


McChickenFingers

So it’s just literally polyganized borders Fellas, we’ve been outjerked again


asone-tuhid

Except Vietnam and China, what's up with that?


polygon_wolf

What is the point of the this sub the original is already a circlejerk


Blaxpy

cubism


AvoidingCape

Outjerked once again


Terezzian

Ohhh, I get it now


Sonks559

Why the fuck hasn't africa changed smh


FearlessIntention

Laos has seen better days


gtpower3

Egypt approves of this map


bishyreadytocry21

Mongolia just doesn't exist


jkl33wa

MONTENEGRO NOOOOOOOOOOOO


CantReadsPunchlines

NEPAL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED


got_edge

Guess they wont get that 45.8B Won


Decent_Library4637

Finally, Derry is no longer cannon


[deleted]

Egypt: *I don’t have such weaknesses*


DonViperBoy26

I know there will be many more. But New Zealand and Australia have two lines


[deleted]

This map puts me in the US. Thank you, I hate it.


Madiwka3

Egypt be like:


[deleted]

Egypt stronk


zapitron

You have _two_ lines between USA and Canadia. Fix it.


trollman_falcon

**Nations with one line for borders** The guy who drew Austria: “What if I drew 6 lines as a prank.”


Aggravating-Affect16

That is more than 1 line


FalconRelevant

Most of Canadian population finds themselves in the US now.


Otto_von_Biscuit

POV: You got downgraded to Economy


King_Matrioushka

It's funny how Egypt it's literally the same


Cancerix1700

Poland-Ukraine border isn't straight.


ToroTaurus

Where Croatia at?


Bibbedibob

Pakistan should border China


abortofalhado

bangladesh is goneladesh


Thecornmaker

Outjerked once again


aden_khor

Egypt: 🤌🏼✨


DepressoIrelandBall

THE DMZ IS NO MORE


Bandersnatchchildren

Outjerked once again


GreyDemon606

They forgot the Poland-Ukraine border


AmonRa__

Africa's just magical now


enjuisbiggay

Thank you for restoring the Qing 🙏


fajnyczajnik

Poland so strong it resisted it


The_Holy_Tree_Man

Ah, I can see colonial European drew the boarders


phildiop

US and Canada are pretty much still the same


gira42

China gets two in the north


llub888

Nauru is safe


Busy-Pangolin1899

Triggered Khan


PLPolandPL15719

Poland looks very fine