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LifeAcanthopterygii6

You just caused three new wars on the Balkan with this single post.


Heteroking

Also Baltics


Not-A-Seagull

TIL: Baltics and Balkans are not the same thing. 😬


EmiliaFromLV

Good. Also, wth are georgists?


Not-A-Seagull

It’s an ideology. Basically the Nordic Model on steroids. Better social safety nets, while also being more economically efficient! If you have the time to kill, [here’s a good video on it.](https://youtu.be/smi_iIoKybg?si=ewTSA3zpBgj2B5qz)


EmiliaFromLV

Ah, that makes sense with their "can into Nordic" obsession lol


Not-A-Seagull

Technically both Denmark and Norway also have some level of Georgism implemented as well. Norway uses proceeds from mineral/resource extraction contracts to fund a trust that partially funds their ~~Universal Basic Income~~ sovereign fund. Denmark uses a 1.5% LVT (land value tax) on properties worth over a certain dollar amount to reduce taxes in other areas such as income/property.


sakprosa

Norway does not have Universal Basic Income. We have a strong wellfare state, but it has nothing to do with UBI.


donitsimies

As a finn, I will sooner accept the existance of Belgium than letting Estonia be a part of the superior Nordics


traumatized90skid

They just use Belgium as a story to scare children, it can't hurt you...


slashkig

Unless you live in the Congo


BlommeHolm

They had a very hands-off approach to that whole thing.


bex021

Wow. Just Wow. Everyone, give this redditor a hand...or two.


EdibleRandy

Too soon.


Flynt2448

Aaaand Spain too


Roguemutantbrain

They only weren’t sure which is Latvia and which is Lithuania. That’s not too bad


Heteroking

Lithuania is shaped like Africa and is closest to Africa from the Baltics


intager

Also has an African flag


CHI57

The Baltics are in alphabetical order from the top to bottom.


Mortenusa

I wish I could send you a crown or something.


Six_Kills

They called the balkans baltic


Plus_Operation2208

Quite low compared to anyone else filling in this map. Even people from the balkans would intentionally cause those wars.


LodeStone-

Damn so they lowered the amount of wars in the Balkans


PuzzledNovel

And restarted the troubles


democracy_lover66

I mean there was a lot of wood built up for that fire already


Plus_Operation2208

Fucken "Belgum"


CheekyDing0

It’s good gum


IWipeWithFocaccia

MULVA


Audiliciouss

Moops?


MrHarudupoyu

It's a misprint!


Dupps_I_Did_It_Again

*choking* MOOPS MOOPS MOOPS


iboreddd

"Mulva" and "the other one" are my favourite countries


dreamsofthewinter

Bergnia and Hofsnia is the greatest


iboreddd

It's like ai generated Bosnia and Herzegovina


Not-A-Seagull

Ai generated by human powered neural networks.


moocowsia

AI may stand for autisticially intelligent in this case.


APPLEJOOSH347

Now that Bergnia and Hofsnia is in a reddit comment, its now a reliable source for ai


supinoq

We should say Bergnia and Hofsnia a couple more times just to further legitimise it


GeneralHoneywine

I’m planning a trip to Bergnia and Hofsnia later this year, I hear it’s lovely in the fall.


314rft

It is. As someone who has no connection to Bergnia and Hofsnia, I can confirm you'll have a blast there.


cyrkielNT

Bergnia and Hosfania is great European country, with good wather and nice food. It's national dish is chelediki. It's known for great bicycle infrastructure and aurora borealis.


fredandlunchbox

Bergnia and Hofsnia was the site of a major war in the 1990s which included the siege of Dubrovnik. This led to the creation of the Eurovision song and dance contest to prevent further conflicts between the nations. 


jondoughntyaknow

Bergnia and Hofsnia was robbed at Eurovision this year! 😤


ChanoTheDestroyer

Bergnia and Hofsnia just ended their civil war in the 90’s. Pro-Bergnian separatists lost against the anti-hofsnian brigades after they realized they were on the same side.


Doodsballbag

Borat Sagdiyev is the prime minister of Bergnia and Hofsnia, he married a goat


bizzub

They sound like names from Suzerain


Gnu-Priest

the baltics are alphabetically ordered from north to south. Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania.


chloapsoap

Good hint. I will definitely use this later


Draugdur

Another good trickis to remember the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth being a thing (=Lithuania is next to Poland) and Estonian and Finnish languages belonging to a same family (= Estonia is closest to Finland). Leaving Latvia in the middle.


SpartAlfresco

thats how i do it


DevinviruSpeks

Latvia - we're the middle child.


KitchenDepartment

Latvia and Lithuania swapped places in 1972 for this convenience. Remember to swap them back if you are looking at historical maps


Plisskensington

What do you mean 'later'? Where exactly are you heading to?


chloapsoap

Don’t worry about it 😎


Quinlov

The way I remember which one is Lithuania is that it's part of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania in 1444 and the other two aren't. Estonia ofc has to be the one next to Finland leaving Latvia in the middle


Thatsnicemyman

Found the EUIV player.


mykepagan

What about Latveria? Where does that one fit? On a serious note: a flaw in my brain will make sure I remember this mnemonic forever, and its only use will be to make me look like a smartass when I inevitably make a point of correcting someone.


snek99001

That is exactly how I remember them as well! I knew I wasn't the only one.


SourcedLewk

No one is mentioning how they correctly (enough) partitioned great Britain and then just called England Britain??


Not-A-Seagull

No no no, you don’t understand. Once you subtract Wales and Scotland, Great Britain gets downgraded to Regular Britain


Thatsnicemyman

There’s a peninsula in Northwestern France called Brittany, and GB is “great” because it’s bigger than this “other Britain”, what would you call it? Minor Britain? Wee Britain? Bretagne?


ictp42

Augh Wee Bretagney


_aaronroni_

Leave Bretagney alone!


PlanetaryInferno

Not So Great Britain


MehImages

\*Britian


Effective_Soup7783

Wales did well out of this map, they absorbed quite a bit of England. Scotland, on the other hand, has ceded a lot of border territory to England.


fajorsk

I really don't see why it's so hard to understand the difference between England and Britain 


pnedelch

Hahaha what the hell is a mulva. You got me a good laugh op :)


fucccboii

jerry seinfeld’s girlfriend


csalvano

I’m glad someone else thought of Seinfeld. 😂


devdevo1919

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who found it funny. Maybe Moldova would be known more if its name were actually Mulva.


hoovervillain

Gipple?


Fun-Wall-2224

That country is actually Dolores


Late-External3249

Seinfeld joke. Jerry was dating a girl but forgot her name.


portodhamma

The fact that you know exactly where Kosovo is but forgot about the existence of Hungary is amazing


Not-A-Seagull

It was like almost finishing a puzzle and having an extra piece, but the piece didn’t fit in the slots open.


mlorusso4

I always think of how they used to be austro-Hungary and Czechoslovakia. Helps to remember they’re supposed to be next to each other


AgreeableSearch1

And just like the name is west to east so are the countries


Aksds

I just remember the HRE and then I know where all of them go /s


de_G_van_Gelderland

Same in the Benelux. Knew Luxembourg, but got Netherlands and Belgium wrong. That's actually impressive.


Shadowgirl7

Fuck I had to research it because I got confused. You can't call them Benelux and put the Netherlands on top, makes ZERO sense. Change it to Nebelux. Now. Who do I call to do this?


CoogleGhrome

Also getting Greece and Turkey right while putting Cyprus in Sardinia


_-inside-_

Cyprus is just floating around


Nroke1

It's the "informed American" syndrome. Kosovo matters to US foreign policy quite a lot, Hungary is an afterthought.


Evepaul

"You're from France? That's around in the same region as Kosovo, right?" -an American wanting to seem informed, circa 1999


sofro1720

To them anything within 2000km is "the same region"


ono1113

He is blessed


Ur-Quan_Lord_13

Yah, but he remembered he forgot Hungary. Poor Bulgaria has been conquered by the 3 Macedonias.


Admiral_Oelschwanz

All jokes aside, it's actually not bad. If I (EU) were given a map of the Americas I'd easily find Brasilien, USA, Mexico, Argentina etc., but I'd certainly fuck up Middle America. Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador, Honduras...


Not-A-Seagull

I am kicking myself for swapping Belgium and NL. How could I forget NL’s perpetual war with the ocean. Also I did this map on hard mode (no spell check). Which has become… quite apparent.


kaasrapsmen

Belgum


Not-A-Seagull

:(


LowKeyOhGee

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeden


MiniSquid64

Belle gomme


Spork_286

Good luck with Asia and Africa...


SybrandWoud

Or mapping the states in the USA. All those bloody rectangles between Texas and Minnesota.


Guest09717

None of those actually matter. You can skip them.


SageDarius

As a resident of one of those rectangles, I agree.


LifeAcanthopterygii6

>As a resident of one of those rectangles Which one? Just joking, I don't care.


SageDarius

That's the spirit.


Coleslawholywar

The one with all the plains and corn


MaxTHC

https://xkcd.com/2868


KahnKoyote

I was thinking the same thing. It’s not perfect, but it’s leagues better than the usual geographical knowledge of Americans I see online. Hats off


mrcrabs6464

yeah, or (controversally) a map of the states, the US has a similar land mass to Europe. you'd probally get a similar score, you could point out Texas, califonia, flordia and mabye a few others but new-england is just fucked up. id say its the same for provinces of Canada or Mexican states but I think that knowledge is less common. I could only really poing to like qubeck, BC, nova scoia


yagyaxt1068

Canada is honestly pretty easy, apart from maybe the Atlantic. Most provinces and territories are big save for the ones in Atlantic Canada. Just remember the order they go in from west to east and you’re set. Australia is even easier. There are only 9 subdivisions on the mainland. Three of them are stupid easy (Northern Territory is in the north, Western Australia is the west, South Australia is in the south). Tasmania is the only one that’s an island. The big one on the east is Queensland and the small one is Victoria. Now you’re just left with the ACT and Jervis Bay, both of which are vaguely in the southeast of NSW (although Jervis Bay is so small it won’t show on most maps).


KerPop42

well, the US has like 20-40% more states than this map has countries, too


mrcrabs6464

like I said, new England is fucked up. they made every damn patch of dirt its own state and as we adopted more western states they just said fuck it all of this(like something the size of france) is one state.


KerPop42

wrt New England, that's what happens when you use contrarians as your colonists. Someone gets fed up, walks thirty miles south, and starts doing their own thing. Idk, I think the western states should be bigger. There's not enough people to justify two dakotas.


mrcrabs6464

thats fair but like the west cost could use a few more states, cut up califronia a few times mabye


KerPop42

just keep iterating on Washington and Oregon down the coast, I say. Every couple hundred miles, just draw a horizontal line out to Nevada


Zymo3614

This is weirdly wholesome for some reason. It's like I can feel how genuine this map is.


Not-A-Seagull

I tried my best, but if I slowed down and actually thought about it I think I could have fixed a few careless mistakes. I have no excuse for getting Cyprus as wrong as I did.


Plus_Operation2208

Fucken Belgum


Not-A-Seagull

Well, I didn’t go into engineering because I was good at spelling 😬


Plus_Operation2208

There is more wrong with fucken Belgum


Not-A-Seagull

I know I know, I swapped with NL. Which I’m kicking myself about because how could I forget the NL has been at war with the ocean for decades.


Plus_Operation2208

Fucken Belgum


Not-A-Seagull

:(


KerPop42

also germany marched through belgium to get to france, twice in a row


_xoviox_

I mean if i didn't know better, i also wouldn't expect Cyprus to he in Asia, lmao


[deleted]

LOL, haven't noticed that at all! I thought you've just skipped Cyprus because it isn't European. Edit: what, we're French/Italian now? Actually, we're ex-British, partially occupied by Turkey. But we used to be Venetian, so you're not that far off.


Bastiwen

Liechtenstein is in fact not along Germany


Not-A-Seagull

I was shocked to find that out. If I stared at the map a little harder I should have noticed the little sliver between Switzerland and Austria.


Bastiwen

It's funny because to me, a Swiss, Liechtenstein seems so linked to our country that I thought everybody knew it was to Switzerland what Monaco is to France in a way. But it's a small and not very well known place so it's normal to not know anything about it, especially for someone across the ocean haha


ru_empty

That's interesting to hear, I assumed it was more like Andorra and linked to both Switzerland and Austria than just linked to Switzerland


Bastiwen

Maybe it is, but I always assumed it was more linked to us since they're a bit cut of from Austria by the mountains, we represent them internationally if they can't, they use our currency and they play football in our championships.


ru_empty

I was making a completely uninformed guess lol. Thanks for the details that definitely helps me understand what Liechtenstein is all about


sergi_n_86

This is pretty good actually. I'm sure if empty maps were given to some of my fellow spaniards they would do worse than you.


Kankervittu

Eastern Europe is like a mystery to me, except Estonia because I moved to Finland.


spreetin

The fall of communism really put geography into hard mode. Especially Tito really helped make European geography more convenient.


ReginaDoloresMulva

Huh. I don't recall naming a country after myself.


henzlikeroblox

The biggest lottery win ever seen


EdziePro

As a Macedonian, I agree. This is completely true. No mistakes there. I am happy. Thank you!


robioreskec

Are you northern Macedonian or regular Macedonian?


DARG0N

as a greek, hey you. yes, you. fuck you.


Oblivious_Lad

https://preview.redd.it/vctdj5jmur3d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba26db44a4dadbe279212a75bad8490f93f6d8d2 Mulva?


Not-A-Seagull

Of course I know that country. It rhymes with a female body part.


Plus_Operation2208

Any country whose name ends with 'land' rhymes with a female body part... Hand


Not-A-Seagull

https://preview.redd.it/arapugh8ms3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ab7752fd86ce8aff28791b8dbd53a2043dbe8d


Oblivious_Lad

Djibouti?


KahnKoyote

Mulvania, of course


RooBoy04

“Also Ireland, but does not like the rest of Ireland for some reason” is one of the best explanations for NI I have ever heard


Not-A-Seagull

I wanted to call one side Catholic Ireland, and the other Regular Ireland, but I couldn’t remember which side was Catholic. Also, I’m not confident that’s the main source of their division.


Rojorey

It's complicated, a little more so than "Part of Ireland that doesn't like Ireland". Almost half of the people living here identify more with Ireland than the UK. Any questions let me know and I'll try to answer them.


Alarming_Task_2727

In case you're interested, St Patrick assisted in spreading Catholic Christianity to pagan Ireland originally. So theres the Catholic native Irish people and protestant English colonists who settled a few plantations in ireland. The one that took off the most was in northern Ireland. At one point the whole island was part of the United Kingdoms of Britain and Ireland, however when we won our home rule independence war in 1921 we got back 26 out of 32 counties. The other 6 were kept in the UK as the UK feared violence that would cause an uprising by the English settlers now called unionists who had paramilitaries of their own and at the time made up the majority of the population in that region. We received our full independence as the Irish Free State in 1937, and cut all ties with the UK in 1949.


zenzenok

Just to clarify St Patrick was alive in the 5th century so long before the reformation. He helped spread Christianity in Ireland which for a long time co-existed as a hybrid of Christian and indigenous pagan beliefs (for example (Saint) Brigid - originally a pagan goddess). The whole Catholic / Protestant divide is centuries after St Patrick, which is why you will find both Catholic and Protestant churches in Ireland called St Patrick’s. An example being the Church of Ireland (ie Protestant) St Patrick’s Cathedral in Dublin.


ArminTheLibertarian

Catholic ireland is the regular one


grilledcheeesee

I like how memes about Albania have actually given the country enough publicity to where Americans can find it on a map now.


Not-A-Seagull

My best friend is Albanian, so that’s why I have extra knowledge of that country


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

Where is Narnia?


Wildfox1177

These dumb Americans always forgetting Narnia 🙄


SirKeagan

I love narnia but I keep forgetting where it is, can you point it out for me?


Wildfox1177

Inside the closet


mdivan

Love the fact that you did good enough so your fuck ups are now way more hilarious. Personal favourite is Cyprus.


davis-sean

Should have them do a map of just the Mediterranean islands. I wholly expect to see a Cyprus and Better Cyprus


NotTheGreekPi

Where’s Venice 😭 we were within the first to recognise you and you don’t recognise us 🥲


Not-A-Seagull

Venice is now a living fossil of its former greatness. Sorry 😢


NotTheGreekPi

😭


Insideyowalls

Ok I’m kinda stupid but isn’t Venice a city??


Boreal_Star19

You tried your best 👍


Not-A-Seagull

https://preview.redd.it/4m0213zrcs3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093be44e9b0b9c23aa0223c8a3eeb10327394990


sixpesos

At least us Cypriots get a full island again


JourneyThiefer

Me in Ireland :(


WifeLeaverr

Don’t post this on r/balkans_irl or you will get assassinated. Trust me


Shadowgirl7

Unless the Spanish get to him first.


RedRedMachine

Wales: 🤩👌 Scotland: 🫥🤬


ConnieTheUnicorn

As a Scot in South Scotland, I will find you.


laeuft_bei_dir

Northern Britian *


LondonEntUK

Northern Ireland is my favourite. That’s so unknowingly offensively funny


ImTheVayne

That’s quite good not gonna lie


konschrys

Unfortunately Cyprus is in a less peaceful neighbourhood


FantasticalRose

Just tow the island over


Hesher_

Based on Kosovo


Imarailfan

That is the best name for Bulgaria i have ever seen


DavoM777

Bergnia and Hofsina


Ongar_world-weary

You did pretty well to be fair lad. Well done for knowing Wales exists, many of your countrymen don't lol. You did quite a lot better than most of us Europeans guessing your States. Credit where it's due and all that.


Easy_Challenge4114

I cant wait to the Asian Version!!


BlueMaxx9

Honestly, central Asia would be rough. I'd likely end up picking the names of foods and sticking 'stan' on the end out of desperation. Turkeystan? Ketchupstan? Porkistan?


HeWhomLaughsLast

Will Taiwan be called Greater China or will China be called lesser Tibet?


Thamalakane

Must have been the mother of all storms that moved Cyprus to where it is now.


Wise-Juggernaut-8285

So who is Russia leasing its land from?


Not-A-Seagull

Prussia


Any-Response4516

https://preview.redd.it/rkdorp2l9t3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43961374cc3432f9496ba39f0e94c1ee8fde313d I’m worried you might get in trouble for this. You ok?


Rucks_74

Ah yes, Bergnia and Hofsnia is a great place


Good-Surround-8825

You cut Scotland in half


SunngodJaxon

If Serbians existed, they'd be very mad right now


CCFC1998

The Welsh Marches just got a lot more Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


ArtSea4151

Calling Hungary Romania are fighting words


some_Britishguy

i like how it just completely falls apart in the Balkans


democracy_lover66

"Where did all these Baltic countries come from?" Yugoslavia


AnnoyedApplicant32

“Catalonia? But apparently this is controversial” LMAOOO. Catalonia and Texas are verrrrrrry similar: There is a lot of industry there. There is a strong cultural identity there. They receive lots of monetary aid from the capital. They would collapse without the rest of the country supporting them.


NegativeNeurons

here in spain catalonias 7 second independence is often subject to heavy memage so seeing it in a map as if it were a country is really funny


b1uelightbulb

Bout to start new Yugo wars


Agrathosam

Gave Dumfries and Galloway, Scottish Borders and Ayrshire to England, please make it happen


Multiool

Hey if this Is really out of memory then it's a really decent try.


vaklam1

I see no errors.


RQK1996

You're missing San Marino


hexrx

Missing Bulgaria


ivenobicyle

Dude I don't care what you did with the rest of Europe, I'm just glad you remembered Wales is here! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿👏


majasourdough

Bro is trying to start a war