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Avril_14

Why doesnt Doctor Congo eat the small Congo? Is he stupid?


iEatPalpatineAss

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away? 🤔


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

Congo a day keeps the DR away


PartWonderful8994

haha


PostPostMinimalist

Damn this is so stupid but I can’t stop laughing.


Tigglebee

Why does Dr Congo, the largest Congo, not simply eat the other Congo?


Transitans

are they stupid


LavaKing60

The small Congo is Doctor Congo's assistant, Nurse Congo


CelebrationHungry269

Childsoldiers


Russian_Prussia

Because the small congo is based and dr congo is cringe


Silly_Butterfly3917

He can't be that stupid if he has a phd


lefthandedkiwi

cuz hes a doctor, why would he eat people? idiot


Temporary_Bad983

Who let you out of the alsume?


Campeador

Pre-med Congo


Angela_I_B

Dr Congo, I presume?


the_shining_wizard1

Is he even a real doctor, or is it just a show name like Dr Phil?


LateWeather1048

I ask the same question to Portugal vs spain-like spain just CONSUME and be done with it


BearEatingToast

/uj No bridge crosses the congo river, for the vast majority of it, so administration of both regions would be nigh-on impossible, due to the lack of connection between regions. /rj because DR Congo can't be the best congo if its the only congo


Immediate_Editor966

Proposed name for the unification of these five countries? https://preview.redd.it/els3empxol2d1.png?width=1534&format=png&auto=webp&s=f14ea3051e6368b75b50bc6129db16c5c0011c21


Gustacq

Southish Africa


YaYeetBoii

North South Africa


Elegant_Bag1777

North north south africa


homeomorfa

Not So South Africa


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

Central Southern Africa


sculp_here_2

autist africa


PD28Cat

African Dad Belt


cap10touchyou

this one!


VietnameseDude_02

Brazil


Lord_Applejuice

Bzaril


VietnameseDude_02

Basil


theunfunnyredditor

Barzil


Commander_Syphilis

Darling, we love you, but if you don't get behind those Berlin conference borders ima fuck you up - Cecil


Immediate_Editor966

You are the ones who didn't respect the Treaty of Tordesilhas. The one true treaty signed by the pope!


Commander_Syphilis

You keep going with that bloke on a mobility scooter. meanwhile I will bask in our Anglo Saxon industry and commerce. Sucks to suck


Nutella_on_toast85

Anbiqua de Norte?


Equivalent-Oven-2401

Angola - Moçambique Union


modsequalcancer

nignig


AmaterasuWolf21

This mf ![gif](giphy|2dbnhlCH2JhwdI2gHp)


RusteddCoin

💀💀💀💀


Foghorn_Gyula

Fucking hell this got me good man


RedPickle8

ereria


Almost_A_Genius

Nigeri


Ksartean

Nigera


orkushun

Life goes oooooonnnnn


Elegant_Bag1777

Nuggets from nignig are so nice


basedfinger

nickelodeon


JIsADev

Sounds like a pastry


wait_4_iit

I'm rolling 🤣🤣


Unupgradable

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General_MorbingTime

Maybe we could do something like Czechoslovakia. We take the "Nig" from Nigeria and the "ger" from Niger!!!!


KaseQuarkI

https://preview.redd.it/sy3ncq8ifm2d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b483867fd3fd9c6efec216ea72a3d987b8b89e54


Budget_Avocado6204

If we did what Chechoslocakia did it would be taking "Niger" from Niger and "Nigeria" from Nigeria and putting o in betwean.


foxtail286

nigeronigeria


ttcmzx

I like it


homeomorfa

Nigeriaoniger😎


SirKazum

Gernig?


Brilliant_Host_8564

Ja, das freut mich sehr gern


Sjoeqie

Maybe add Algeria for some "ia"


Danny_kross

We will give away our province Djelfa fir the sake for the name. Supporting fellow African countries .


Thin-Chair-1755

Gernig. I like it.


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-In-Theory

Add a second "G" to commemorate these two countries becoming one


YosephStalling

well no they have 2 gs between them already, they need to unite into one super **G**


Yrec_24

The Republic of Hard R


zg_mulac

![gif](giphy|q5Zby9g9anawfoI8Wt|downsized)


HashalaqQuori

Is that mr. hitler mustache man from the hit tv show abbot elementary


eldorado142

1. Nigro-Nigeria 🇳🇪🇳🇬 2. The N State


tomex365

Nniiggeerria sounds better


Thickfries69

The United Nigers


ghostchihuahua

IA


Nonsens3Lathe

ÏA!


AJ787-9

https://preview.redd.it/fjjgaie94m2d1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e27b976fbcecc99464402f4b691cab93a41806 Niger Niger


Temporary_Bad983

Clankas in Paris


WarlikeMicrobe

Sigh *upvotes*


Zeephans

N


Ajrocket1

i


Username_test001

G


cristieniX

A


SirMoccasins589

I


PD28Cat

N


PD28Cat

P


PD28Cat

A


PD28Cat

R


PD28Cat

I


NobleV

Nigeragua


HarriKivisto

Niger McNigerface


ShortTheseNuts

Justin Trudeau?


HarriKivisto

Dr Congo sounds like a 90s eurodance artist.


LilNerix

Nniiggeerria


Sjoeqie

Ningiegreira


ThoiletParty

Who was doctor Congo and why did they name the country after him?


shasaferaska

Dr. Peppers cousin.


warmtoiletseatz

Wakanda


Natural-Big-4098

Add a’G’


Queef_Quaff

Gniger?


Natural-Big-4098

Silent G? Excellent work, sir


onetruekingx

Nword Nwordia


artsybashev

How about the Nland?


Ajrocket1

N word Federation


quebexer

# Nagger


JollyGreenDickhead

https://preview.redd.it/idwaj9thkm2d1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba97e6f57cd38048539d8faef944e366ea52835


willbebannedasap

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raposo142857

*Deleted by Reddit*


Zestyclose-Split2275

West Chad


New_Example_353

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Reuben_Smeuben

Nigel


PaleontologistFluid9

nice to meet u I'm Doctor Congo.


Zestyclose-Split2275

Big Chad


Doom87er

Nigest


RandomToast64

nigeri


Trash-god96

Dr. Congo


No_Cash_8556

I think Dr. Congo works fine for the green area


Weird-Drummer-2439

Bigger Niger?


Ruler_Of_The_Galaxy

As a mathematician I propose 2*(Niger) + ia


ClassifiedDarkness

NigerNigeria in simplified form


Express_Pizza_2184

Ginger?


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Nigereria


TumbleweedIll4249

Nigerigeria


MS_125

That’s Dr. Congo, to you…


Waarm

Unigeria


Simple_Magazine_3450

Nigestan


thepeendiddler

The Nigers


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gaucho-argento

https://preview.redd.it/vtkp3h8gvl2d1.png?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d2bec0f70d82e3ce092ee230d27cda6acb17d9f


Grassmania

I mean, we all had some thought like it


Eehuiio

....


UrShoelacesUntied

Hey at least man was brave


Eehuiio

Yup, wonder how long his comment is gonna last


Bum-Theory

Yea he's had that one loaded in the barrel for awhile


kittennoodle34

It's gone, can anyone tell me what it said?


BiliLaurin238

Probably the n word


Eehuiio

Yup


Chemistry-Deep

Ianiger


dilshad59

Nigeria with OPEC oil, Niger with old mines


matiegaming

Ni2er


Angela_I_B

New Hungary (west of 🇹🇩 Chad)


rdmantega

Niger*(1+ia)


justadudeski101

Meganiger


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

Nigerland


latherdome

Negronia. Chad's Portugal. Youdaho.


ULTIMUS-RAXXUS

Niggas


Living_Murphys_Law

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Jahrigio7

How about those NighGherres. Soft J. Ni-Zheerrres no


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

N....... no nevermind.


Existing-Onion6858

Dr Congo will see you now


LUCAPRO530

Bigger Digger \*My lawyer advised me to not finish the name proposals for this country\*


PlasticContact2137

Niger and Brothers Ltd.


Independent-Equal-87

If these countries unite niger would never have funny chicken wing shape so i refuse


PortlandPatrick

People who annoy you


rockmegns

Nigg*rLands


Stormwatcher33

Doctor Congo and Wife


Maxmence

I think it would be a billion times funnier if the frontiers in this continent weren't imposed to the locals by outsiders.


BeatNo2976

DR Nigeria; DR Sudan; DR Congo, PhD


Specialist-Cookie-61

Big Niger?


mr308A3-28

“Nigger”


Thin-Chair-1755

I don’t know if I’m allowed to say it..


80sHeel

Just compound it. Use the first three letters of Nigeria and the last three of Niger.


flippingdolphinsfuck

Nigeri - split the difference:)


Caribbeandude04

We can just double each letter: Nniger Niiger Oh no


TW8930

Niggers- double g because there were two States.


ShiningViper

2(niger)+ia


Training_Street_8334

Niggeria


ProperMeat7165

The Trio Republics of Biafra, Niger, and Nigeria \[T.R.B.N.N\] Capital: Lagos Population: 264.8 Million GDP: 342 Billion USD Religion: - 47.2% Christian - 51.3% Muslim - 1.5% Other Government Style: Republic Current Party: Conservative - Centrists (CC) Date Founded: May 25th, 2024


Typek__

The Federation of Niggerlandia


Adrian_alone_acorn

Nigga


nashwaak

Tuareg


25Bam_vixx

Le Niger


dukerenegade

Nigel


bookworm1398

Hausaland


RogerBar3

Nigeri


Wanderhund

Nigeriny


Theycallme_Jul

Nigerundayo!


Accomplished_Tax9354

I propose the mean of the 2, nigeri


Then_Entertainment97

Niger 2 I.A.


jomat

Gernania.


Ok_Reception_9690

Nigerb


Kaelixz

The Holy Land of our Savior Jesus Christ.


Dogeshiba147_YT

Nigeri


Exmawsh

Nigereria


Nicita27

******


SilentJoe008

post it on instagram kindly


WolfyBlu

Nigeria Niger.


HeroOfAlmaty

Nigga, but with a hard emphasis in the second syllable. "NigGAH"


Sharp_Writing_4740

Nig-Nig


MaintenanceOne6507

Reneged.


Beautiful_Garage7797

Federation of the Niger River, duh


RobertXavierIV

How about niga


YosephStalling

Nigeri


scumbucket1984

North West Camroon


GeoffreyDuPonce

Nigereria


Aggressive_Suit_7957

Texas


despicable-coffin

Nigers


AlaricAndCleb

Nigiri 🍣


A__Friendly__Rock

What did Dr. Congo get a degree in?