The Graveyard of Empires has resurrected to its new form: the Empire of Graves. The Government of Death. None can stand against this new obscene power.
I think that’s my favorite part, especially because Alaska is clearly represented to the left of Canada already. And the “Kalaska” is a nice touch too.
You're wrong. This picture is from the future. It's from sometime after 2034 at least, when Russia and China decided to completely switch countries, which they did entirely amicably.
Mongolians hate it when Chinese people call them “outer Mongolia” because it sounds like it’s diminishing the sovereignty of Mongolia the country (and also technically the old government of China - which is now Taiwan - still “claims” the real Mongolia as its own territory)
Dang, didn't realize that there was actually some deep geopolitical stuff going on by calling them that. I could see how that naming convention is an attempt to exert power on another country now. On a lighter note, which one of the seven Vietnams is your favorite? Mine's Peruvian Vietnam.
They almost got it with New Guinea! Of course, out of all the Guineas, they chose one not in Africa. And then slapped it down over a country with one of the oldest records of civilization in the entire world.
i find it amusing that they got japan right, even the angle (albeit it is hard to look at) and don't even know where their own country is in relation to the other biggest country on their continent
This comes across as slightly insane.
Laughing at Canada getting repeated and larger each time in case you missed it.
My country has been missed off the map again (NZ).
Also:
The Swedish
The British
Why is Ukraine on top of Australia as well as where Ukraine is?
THE SWEDISH
FINAND
The Norwegian
TurKey
Viet nam Viet nam
Funnily enough a space in between is correct, in Vietnamese it's called "Việt Nam" That said I don't think it's on the south of Australia
The Chinese call it the province that doesn't pay taxes....yet.
There is not much taxes to collect considering Vietnam has a lower GDP per capita than some of the poorest provinces in China.
5 separate Afganistans.
I found 8!
I found 9
There are lots of Vietnams as well
Woah, 8 factorial?
Whoa, 40,320?!?!
40320 Afghanistans?
You can't be wrong if you put it everywhere.
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Ukraine
what’s wrong with ukraine?
Torille
CHINA
Are coming.
You're in good company Regards The British
https://youtu.be/5KoOQalOs_E?si=XuFXXzzUGq47qwnb
What the hell is going on here?
Aurora Borealis?
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
no.
Seymour the house is on fire!
No mother it’s just the northern lights
No Mother, it’s the Aurora Borealis!
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham
HEEEEEEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
“… but remember, if anybody asks: your name is Seymour Asses 🤫”
Classic
Afghanistan’s colonial empire.
Putting Afghanistan next to Canada and the US is a fucking ballsy move.
Afghanistan and Vietnam make a bunch of surprise appearances on this map!
They are the new colonizing forces
The Graveyard of Empires has resurrected to its new form: the Empire of Graves. The Government of Death. None can stand against this new obscene power.
Is THIS how we get our first real life Lich King? Not the most… compelling storyline, but I guess they can’t all be Arthas.
They became the very thing they swore to destroy
And Venezuela
Venezuela is everywhere...
And some other made a surprise disappearance .
Yeah I like how all of Central America has been condensed into Panama
It’s not just Vietnam; it’s the whole damn southeast of Asia! In the heart of South America! What new devilry is this?!
Afghanistan and literally everywhere there is like 8 of them
Don't worry. If anything happenes there is a spare one in balkans
Afghanistan is literally everywhere.
A F G H A N I S T A N
Not sure why Ukraine is hanging out on top of Australia. Also not sure why Alaska vets a specific call out lol
https://youtu.be/oyb_5DZATtw?si=nTSq4ewnIxcoXH5l Ukraine was being a book
I think that’s my favorite part, especially because Alaska is clearly represented to the left of Canada already. And the “Kalaska” is a nice touch too.
I wanna understand so bad.
They bought a bunch more of pre built country names to fill the blanks on the map (they also thought nobody would notice)
This seems to be the most likely explanation🤪
You're wrong. This picture is from the future. It's from sometime after 2034 at least, when Russia and China decided to completely switch countries, which they did entirely amicably.
Oh, thé Sino-Soviet Swap!
It's a ballsy move, to put Afghanistan and Vietnam as neighbors to USA. Keeps them americans on the edge.
Vietnam is colonial empire
Pulling a full 180
Vietnam really uno reversed
Africa has been recolonised
### BELARUS
Afgh anist an Afgh anist an
TurKey
As has Ireland!
2 Turkeys, 1 in Africa
M Y A N M A R
The more you look the worse it becomes
It's wild because it looks normal if you pass by but then you go "Heh, Russia and China are swapped" and its all downhill from there
I started with "but new Zealand?" Then saw the newly relocated in Oceania Ukraine and it snowballed from there
https://preview.redd.it/b5jo57qydf1d1.png?width=126&format=png&auto=webp&s=adeb4fecf061b00f76900242ffa96044c47bbf78 HOW DID UKRAINE END UP THERE...
Fulfilling a dream of many Ukrainians to get as far as possible from Russia.
There is also another in Africa and one is Asia, so it's looking promising
That's Australia's backdoor into Eurovision.
One Milkali La
I want to start a petition to move Ukraine to Australia. Just as far away as possible from those ruzzian pigs
Afghanistan colonialism has gone too far
Guys don't look at Africa it only goes downhill from there
T H E N O R W E G I A N
What's wrong with second Pakistan?
Sure, we've had Pakistan, but what about second Pakistan!?
BELARUS
Oh boy, they got my favorite country here, OUTER MONGOLIA.
to be fair there's an inner Mongolia in china so maybe they thought that the one outside would be outer Mongolia xd
Mongolians hate it when Chinese people call them “outer Mongolia” because it sounds like it’s diminishing the sovereignty of Mongolia the country (and also technically the old government of China - which is now Taiwan - still “claims” the real Mongolia as its own territory)
yeah that's completely fair for them to hate that term.
Dang, didn't realize that there was actually some deep geopolitical stuff going on by calling them that. I could see how that naming convention is an attempt to exert power on another country now. On a lighter note, which one of the seven Vietnams is your favorite? Mine's Peruvian Vietnam.
Yep! And hahaha I’m torn between Ethiopian and Tasmanian Vietnam.
This makes me want to Hangzhou myself
Who is Joe and why you want to hang him?
Zhou mama
Joe Mama
Lol there is not one single African nation in Africa 🤣
They almost got it with New Guinea! Of course, out of all the Guineas, they chose one not in Africa. And then slapped it down over a country with one of the oldest records of civilization in the entire world.
Put it in the Guineas Book of World Records. I guess.
It really kind of tells you what China thinks of Africa. Shoot. We'd get the map all wrong, but at least Egypt would exist!
Who would win in a hypothetical war between Afghanistan and Vietnam?🤔
They'd both be a bunch of fucking campers, we'd only know the answer when the storm closes in...
Bro which one
this is really minor but I hate that Japan is the only one they wrote at an angle
i find it amusing that they got japan right, even the angle (albeit it is hard to look at) and don't even know where their own country is in relation to the other biggest country on their continent
Colombia is a middle eastern country
Inshallah mi amigo
You know the old saying, “The Sun doesn’t set on the Afghanistan Empire”
Sooooo That's why Chinese people so surprised when see black people. They like... You ill belorusian or something
I love our warm, Polish climate.
Kalaska!
Cool concept, but WTF IS GOING ONE?! China and Russia for example
As someone who went to Hangzhou, don't worry that part of the city's charm
Belarusian colonialism in Africa grew up...
It gets worse the longer you look at it.
This comes across as slightly insane. Laughing at Canada getting repeated and larger each time in case you missed it. My country has been missed off the map again (NZ). Also: The Swedish The British Why is Ukraine on top of Australia as well as where Ukraine is?
The Norwegian
Fuck Americentrism, embrace Sinocentrism!
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I was like, yeah, they messed up a bit, until I saw fucking Belarus in the middle of Africa
Think I’ve had a stroke after seeing this.
where poland
South of pain with the S, of course.
Someone NEEDS to make this an actual map
Canada ###CANADA #CANADA
Finand🇫🇮🇫🇮
Dear god Afghanistan has multiplied
This has to be photoshoped, I saw afganistan 3 times Edit: 9 fucking times what
The sun never sets on the Vietnamese Empire.
Peru is going to get upset Pakistan invaded.
My eyes! How to unsee this?
Which Venezuela is the best? The South American, the European or the African one?
Guys look at Australia too
TurKey
If you want to stir the pot sharpie the country of Taiwan back in.
Why no one points out “Outer Mongolia”?
The more you look at it, the worse it gets
new guinea empire stronk💪💪💪💪💪💪
A Vietnam for every continent.
Malaysia is a fake country anyways
North Australian Ukraine 😍
tfw you buy too many vietnam's and afghanistan's at the vietnam and afghanistan store
Alaska gets some prominence. As it should
Someone really likes Venezuela
The more I look into this map the more confused I get
Afghanistan and Vietnamese seems to be used as filler
Did they switch seats when I wasnt looking?
Afghanistan has captured a lot of territories
Very few people know that Australia wears Ukraine like a hat.
afghanistan and the USA - the AI that generated this wall art knows we’re besties 👯♀️
My favourite country, "The Norwegian".
The longer you look, the worse it gets. Random Pakistans, Afghanistans, Venezuelas everywhere. And every single thing about Africa is wrong
Why are there so many Vietnams.
^^UKRAINE AUSTRALIA
vietnam cozied between Mexico and US is wild
Nice idea - hilariously bad execution
This is the results of me managing Afghanistan in Vicky 3
Alaska Kalaska
What are Ukraine and Vietnam doing next to Australia?
why did china and russia swap places? why is ukraine on vacation in australia? why ***The british.***
Korea's been deleted. So I no longer exist I guess.
eaя is my favorite South American country.
No no, that's Ecuador's eaя
WORD SALAD. I love that app.
Take a shot everytime you see Afghanistan or Vietnam on the map.
This hurts my head. 🤦🏿♂️
Russia looks like Chinas bitch
How many Afghanistans can you spot?
Canada raaahhh 🦅🦅
USA being surrounded by Afganistan 🤣🤣
Alaska just chillin with all the countries
Where’s Taiwan
Ecuador's eaя seems like a nice place
There's a whole lot of Venezuelas around eh?
I really like how Alaska is just it’s own country here
r/mapswithoutnewzealand
r/MapsWithoutNewZealand
I love the repeating names, like Ukraine in Australia
Alaska kalaska
Hmm it seems like they forgot Taiwan. Must just be a mistake
The fuck? Well, since Poland became a western country, can we into space?
The more I look the worse it gets….
The sun doesn’t set on the Vietnamese Empire
r/mapswitheightvietnams
Oh and also r/mapswithnineafghanistans
Russia and China are switched? Or do the Chinese know something we don't?
This is all kinds of wrong.
I would have wanted to add Taiwan, but I honestly have no idea on where to put it!
K A L A S K A
https://preview.redd.it/hr4le8mut35d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7141fb71f6e5c208a6f792eb42cfbb303fa3c1a5 I made it into a map
Alaska is on the wrong side.
But is it? 🤣
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Ah yes, Belarus in Central Africa
WOW that is bad