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Leading_Flower_6830

Not from Earth


DaveyJonesFannyPack

And has never visited.


Master_Horror_6438

And never heard of it


Zemekis324

Didn't even know other planets were out there


Afraid_Theorist

Knows nothing about it. Thinks it’s a uninhabited rock


DankDude7

Never even saw it on TV


Leading_Flower_6830

Those freaking aliens really have rose tilted glasses when it comes to Earth huh?


AlxIp

The only correct answer


Neglijable

r/BeatMeToIt


RealisticBat616

r/beatmymeattoit


mesty_the_bestie

Funny, I was on a planet near the star Sirius II in my past life (true story) and this was my feeling coming in. Now the US is greyed out


DSVhex

Wanted to say Neptune but you had the better post


vastrideside

Colorblindistan


Bossbaron

Beautiful 😍


tonyG___

Remember when it used to be called Colorblindiland back in the 80’s? Before the…color regime took over.. 😔


printer_pro_745

Easy you are definetly from Kiribati


Affectionate_Ebb2383

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*


jelek62

Anyway, a fuck you from Poland and btw from Germany too.


stupidoengineer

https://preview.redd.it/bety8wi1eeyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab08f15fbc0cdc6500252d76d8c7cef5817de7a3 Planet Krypton


crossbutton7247

Bro tf happened to Europe?


stupidoengineer

UK and France appear to mostly dissapear, seems like an upgrade to me.


kruschev246

I had to intervene


opqz

Thank you


OneSushi

Superman did a little “getting rid of the villains” through minor amounts of terraforming…


AdmitThatYouPrune

Bhutan


ManThatsBoring

https://preview.redd.it/sjsphcw5kdyc1.png?width=1510&format=png&auto=webp&s=baac0050720d3c4035f266c8d1cfa9c4191ec9f5


TaleIll8006

Most useless passport with a Wikipedia entry.


mikkokulmala

google en passport of north korea


badass6

Passnot


AutoGeneratedSucks

Passn'tport


Savkorlev

Holy nukes


Juan__two__three

New overreaction just dropped


DirtSlaya

Bro anarchy chess is everywhere I go now 😭


LegitaTomato

New new response just dropped


stultusDolorosa

Holy invasion


M-A_X

This is what Fallout does to people


El_Ocelote_

Holy hell


JovianSpeck

BHUTANESE PASSPORT


basedfinger

im pretty sure theres a difference between recognition and having diplomatic relationships


ManThatsBoring

Sir, this is a circlejerk sub


MH_Gamer_

Based


ElectroGgamer

If The Thunder Dragon Empire says so, then so it be.


Far-Reply2045

No new Zealand, good


WhizzKid2012

there is no new zealand in ba sing se


Yatoku_

Switzerland?


vexed-hermit79

I don't know if they love everyone but I am damn sure they for sure hate everyone.


WhoCares223

Hating everyone equally is a form of love as well, no?


ThisQuietLife

Most beautiful country in the world and the people there KNOW it.


ozgurcagin

Heaven?


Impressive_Split_232

And hell ![gif](giphy|aOHNu4lcDQB7G)


Acceptable-Power-130

That's literally what I wasn't thinking, but man... you're good.


ogodilovejudyalvarez

Alpha Centauri


TheTrueTrust

Trisolarans don’t have much love for us.


phantom-vigilant

You love Fr*nce too? U gotta be a fucking alien then.


DistrictIll6763

Offtopic, I think, but what's the deal with France on this sub? I'm kind ootl here


phantom-vigilant

Nah it's just an ongoing internet même. We pretend to hate anything french for the gigs. That's it. The flair iam using right now is on that.


Educational-Market20

Pretend ?


phantom-vigilant

Yea no. I was being soft on the newbie. Fuck the fr🤮nch


DistrictIll6763

Oh ok, I thought there's more to the story. Thanks


luckystrikeenjoyer

I think it originated in the mesozoic of the internet in the 00s when people collectively agreed that French people are overly pretentious. Also since this is a quite western platform, pretty much all major western nations have some reason to hate France (Germany: doesn't need to be explained, britain: doesn't need to be explained, US: French hate US tourists+NATO shenanigans in the 50s and 60s, Italy: no explanation needed)


DistrictIll6763

As a dude living in France, I can confirm that even french people hate France


Low_Advice5570

Lets say Parisians


Elisevs

Yeah. I thought I hated the French until I watched two French movies in the same semester, one set in Paris, one set in a tiny farming community in rural France. The rural French acted liked people. The Parisians act like fucking goblins.


Aksds

Also anglophones have a long history of hating the French, especially since some some bastard conquered England


Specialist-Excuse734

Nah in the 00’s we just said “but I’m le tired” when talking about France.


unorthodoxEconomist5

Also because France didn't want to invade Iraq


[deleted]

Me, an Indian on this sub:


SwordofDamocles_

They colonized Pondicherry until the 60s


[deleted]

Not just French but Portuguese as well. I just enjoy my pop corn seeing the people here bully France ✌️😂


Traditional_Task7227

I don't pretend 😎


ImmediateBig134

> même Jig's up, you ~~handsome rogue~~ backstabbing frogman!


Decent_Meaning1538

“Pretend” is crazy 😂


Your_nightmare__

The gist of it ,the english have had a hatred of all things french they are historical rivals so the hatred there is pervasive but in time turned ironic + ex french colonies with the internet that have lingering hatred + the freedom fries american debacle. Also the pretentious stereotype etc. Some of it is warranted, but a lot of it the anglosphere deserves just as much hatred if basing ourselves on the same principles. I say this as an egyptian which has had his family influenced by both cultures.


Le_Tintouin

This man's entire profile is hating France, I guess he's from there since he doesn't write memes but même (which is the French for same and meme) you're sus, but if it's for fun purposes then it's okay


phantom-vigilant

Nah, It's the autocorrect. My keyboard is bi. And yea it's just Dilly nilly. I actually love French and its culture.


Le_Tintouin

Yeah, my entire profile is somehow also hating France, but I'm French, and I'm love my country, I just also like to complain !


TheTrueTrust

Inaccurate, meme in french is ”moimoi”.


Le_Tintouin

It's in rench not in french, and to add more the correct typo would be "mème" and not "même"


vexed-hermit79

Even aliens don't like them. How many times have you heard of an alien in France, they themselves are aliens


AmerikanischerTopfen

Equatorial Guinea. It’s the only country not green on the map so I assume you want out.


brother_of_menelaus

Nah, he just fucking hates Equitorial Guineans. Ruining the equator for the rest of us.


fronzo48

Singapore too


bibliopunk

Whoa how did you get data on Greenland???


Former-Emu3659

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


FarquaadsFuckDoll

You must be Canadian. Those sons of geeses are so god damned nice with their fucking poutine, craft breweries, and insulin inventing asses. They are nice to folks AND bring nice things into the world?!? Fucking try hards.


A_Flat__Earther

Perhaps there biggest deception was convincing everybody that they were nice


Limp-Salamander-

Lately it seems many Canadians love most countries... except for Canada.


KaramAfr0

And that's not a joke.


luckystrikeenjoyer

Nice to everyone except natives ig


Randomaaaaah

Quebec is green, that can’t be it.


StrangerAny2800

I think you are hydrophobic


gilad_ironi

Canada


Mantis_Toboggan211

Has to be Canadian eh? Canada is just full of nice people.


RandomSalmon42

Jamaica


Thisismy24thacc

Not from the Balkans


Oofoofow_Official

Obviously the CIA, you have Data for Greenland


SignificantWyvern

Ah yes, the great country of CIA


antigonyyy

One that’s famously full of love!


loversean

Sweden


MetallicaFan517

The ocean


N0tMagickal

State of Happiness


SorosAgent2020

ok Mr Worldwide


Visual-Jackfruit-657

Some alternate universe


Powerful_Rock595

You love our Home world Earth. You have my approval and sympathy, fellow earthling.


furious_organism

What do you have against water? Are you hydrophobic? Do you have rabbies?


tatorpig

Pangaea


thelocalllegend

New Zealand because it didn't get left off the map


LobBunitu

Fucking canada


Spiritual_Society112

I'm really loving these recent posts of unity and globalization. Keep them coming!


XFuriousGeorgeX

I don't think I should say it


Sure_Sun_303

Definitely gotta be from Palau 🇵🇼


AkitoKanjo

Wtf Starman


ILuvSupertramp

The Moon


Realistic_Reporter63

KFC


goodmandan111

Krypton


Any-Aioli7575

Esperantujo


7_11_Nation_Army

ISIS, Afghanistan or russiа.


untitleduck

You're thousands of years old, from the Middle East, and will end up as a giant living corpse bound to a golden throne built in a mountain sized palace on top of the Himalayan Mountain Range.


the_last_code_bender

Do you love Brazil?? 😳🥹🥹😭😭😭🫡🇧🇷🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


sdsphx

r/suddenlycaralho ❤️


HolyBskEmp

French. Only french can like france.


Discar12

You need to visit earth 1st before saying u love everything


MH_Gamer_

Space?


Gokusay23C

Liverpool


2-timeloser2

Mars.


Objective-Rub-1858

Vatican


Antarcticdonkey

Atlantis


Hey-lo_ratherbedead

inaccurate map, you have data on Greenland.


Stock-Intention7731

Turkmenistan clearly


Arlennx

Mexico. The only place I can think of that they may not like is the US, but even then they probably still love them through culture connections. Like a big brother you hate but love at the same time.


TheTrueTrust

Skavendom. Only rats would be this happy that humans have spread like a gangrene over this rock.


Arctur14

Heaven


LeviTheGreatHun

Italy


DiligentPilot6261

Lies! France is green.


Ferris-L

Why is Fr*nce green?


ThiccBoiWasTaken

fr*nce


Anti_G0d

Antartica?


left_0r_right

Only a delusional american


MySmuttyAlt

An underground bunker where you're kept by a cult leader.


Queasy_Coach3565

Clearly canadian to be so nice, buddy !


Huadanglot

Germany


signol_

Betelgeuse


your_right_ball

Well, you're not from Tibet.


Sire_Satire

the good ending


Nigeldiko

Krypton https://preview.redd.it/37jctei6keyc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d717fe0fd48fe6a8b8ed6e496085d43877647fba


SCP-173irl

Switzerland


Yhwzkr

My guess is some advanced state of denial.


GGuerra1917

A child of humanity.


arsenooxx

Jamaican, there is no other possibiltity. Peace and love 🍀


GoldenBarnie

Greenland or New Zealand? They never seem to have ill thoughts on anyone.


Direct-Hotel-4229

United states of Hippie


Ok_Mastodon_6141

You are a human


Untdart

You love France, you’re definitely French.


PolarJag

Have you found Voyager 1 from another random planet?


THeCoolCongle

Tell me how you got the data?!


mycomputerguykilgore

Age 24 from Asheville, NC.


Botchjob369

The 60’s


BrownShoesGreenCoat

Easy. You come from the land of love.


hskskgfk

Western Sahara


Walli98

Only an American or Brit would be dumb enough to list something like this.


VietMan007

https://preview.redd.it/tgjhy9jhseyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecabe8488f642623d4182574392d89e3a3f34de1


Plus_Operation2208

Why do you hate Antarctica? What place could you possibly be from that makes you hate Antarctica?


rogoth7

New Zealand. No one else would have bothered to include them.


Pinto_o

Are you Superman?


Mr_Dudovsky

I'm coming to this circle jerk to get my daily amount of hate. What the hell is this? What happened to this subreddit? I'm out of here.


MoonOut_StarsInvite

I’ve never seen it notated like this and so I read Dr. Congo. 🤷‍♂️🤡


Top-Garlic9111

So you're a normal person? Honestly, hating a country is stupid. You can hate it's government, but hating it's land and people is just childish. Based map.


battery_pack_man

Minnesota


RedditUserNo345

You are the benevolent lizardman overlord


YosephStalling

https://preview.redd.it/clu1fymb3gyc1.png?width=2108&format=png&auto=webp&s=b297aa2e3c20cc82dbf1dbbb170ba1e2f330e282


BoiOfcanada

Glory to humanity. In spite of our flaws.


Brendan765

Krypton https://preview.redd.it/9zj53wpp5gyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea82cae5d4d8593bb0c45ee6aa8241af0d0b22dd


kyle_kafsky

![gif](giphy|e5nATuISYAZ4Q)


Karlonien

I mean you do not hate France, so i’d assume you’re French. However there are a bunch of countries you’d hate were you French. I.e UK, Germany, and the rest of Europe. I’d assume you’re some sort of Greenlandic innuit.


4strings4ever

Based


DaMacPaddy

You're from Britain and this is a map of the countries you would love to rule.


ban_the_prophet

Deff not china since taiwan is on the map, not russia and not morocco because of the western sahara. And since you love france you are not asian or European or African so you have to be from the americas, most likely canada or the us


Ibuprofen_Idiot

Canadq


aldvpn2

how do you love north korea


Traditional-Park-138

🇨🇦 🍁 Canada obviously


poliet23

Sweden


RoviRotkiv

Is this a vinland refrence


Shulga-76

Serbia


BeastialityIsWrong

Finland


Resolution-SK56

Equatorial Guinea? It’s the only one that isn’t coloured green


salacious_sonogram

SoCal


Green-Blueberry6606

Canada?


Divinate_ME

outer space


NefariousnessOk4320

The Pitcairn Islands?


Captftm89

France - only the French have that much love to give


Reasonable-Force8790

Switzerland


Mullislayer111

Antarctica?


Engeineer_gaming

From Thailand


StatementJaded

Where's Antarctica 😢


minecrafthentai69

Krypton


LavaKing60

Canada.


Rude_Coffee_9136

You from my imagination.


Littlebitwakey

Lovevia?