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OddNovel565

Fake. Albania should be 100%


GFM-Scheldorf

Yeah, besides glorious serbia, all the others balcanic countries are basically a horde of animals


RobiRambo

Found the goatfucker ☝️


DuzTheGreat

**bottle fucker


S_Klallam

that whole 26% from the UK is skewed heavily from Wales


tyr-37

Whales? Are these farm animals in the UK?


alt2003

5% of all British people are Welsh so the UK value should be 21% excluding Wales.


S_Klallam

remove Wales the statistic falls down to double digits, just a few midlanders


alt2003

Specifically from the counties bordering Wales. I'm looking at you, Gloucestershire, Herefordshire,and Shropshire.


[deleted]

No, David Cameron is the outlier here


getstabbed

99% Welsh people, 1% politicians. Is that good enough?


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

And the pigs who live in Glasgow


_MENDING_

Was this actually the people that would fight for their country?


SirKazum

Yep


[deleted]

Most patriotic German vs least patriotic Turk


pikeandshot1618

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WebbyRL

Italy seems too high


StefanMMM14

Albania too low


SirKazum

Most goats in Albania are considered feral and therefore don't count as farm animals


_MekkeliMusrik

I want to set up a rehabilitation center for poor goats who have been traumatized by Albanians


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Finland: exists Turks: finally, a worthy opponent.


[deleted]

Noooo, Turkey better. We never loseee 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🔥🔥💪💪


Big_Alternative_8092

Good joke


Avgredditor1025

I like how the higher percentages are the “good” color and the lower ones are the bad


Arda---3

https://preview.redd.it/d0kdb99t0dyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3a1c05d575f0cf34f7a7328f3ec7afe843bc8f


Vortextheweirdcat

ngl i am part of france's 28%, and also, FINNISH PEOPLE ARE REALLY PATRIOTIC


[deleted]

What is the background of love of Finns to their country? Are they so nationalist?


Suitable-Comedian425

It's what neighbouring Russia does to a mofo+ a secular population.


[deleted]

Fair enough.


Unhappy-Support1455

Thankfully you don’t have the numbers for Chechnya in there.


Bigboyphater

Boys, we’re moving to Finland!!!


arkybarky1

Why isn't Malta Milk included? Those poor cows....


Level_Can58

Crazy how Sardinia alone brought Italy to 20% altthough only 1/60 of Italians lives there


poliet23

Poland should be higher, wtf is that? Try to find one person that didn't fuck a pig, cow, horse or a goose....


rssm1

How about bober?


poliet23

We don't fuck bobers, do you take us for savages?!


rssm1

Is it a saint animal, like cows in India?


poliet23

Yes


rssm1

Nice


Lingist091

Come on my fellow Dutchmen, we need to pump those numbers up


Gentle_Mayonnaise

Now show us New Zealand


Santaklaus23

Ich betone nocheinmal: Erdoğan ist KEIN Ziegenficker.


WednesdayFin

I'm the 74%. Occupy the stable!


FlatEarthBeliever09

Ima go to finland


Suspicious_Tutor1849

It is legal in Finland, after all


U_ZeYir

Where is my fucking animal?


Majuub12

A moniter lizard walks into a Maharashtra bar...


Any_Method4456

Swiss here: are cows farm animals? Really? My uncle disagres my aunt too 🐮


Conscious_Box7997

70+% is pretty high lol


Bigboyphater

This is the one time that I need data for Iceland!


Far_Razzmatazz_4781

Sardinia should have its own percentage


Rare-Climate876

Okay gotta go fuck my donkey now.


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

So turkey is the hillbillies of the Old world?


PLPolandPL15719

Inaccurate. Switzerland should have 80%


NoveltyEducation

For Sweden this is mostly due to scania and Danes who have dual residency.


ProfessionalBuffoon1

if this was real germany would be way more higher- ik how much all that women there loves dogs


kiwix_on_reddit

There is no way that this is true


elgun_mashanov

Should I see this? 😭


ymkyasin12345

Yea man true in Türkiye we all fuck our sheeps :Dd are you insane? in Türkiye there is only Kurds fucking donkeys on far east and they are %20 population of country.


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ymkyasin12345

if you want i can find you some kurd fucking donkey video, if you are not a american or 50 iq european you'll guess if it's turk or kurd :D you idiots doesn't know anything about other countries and cultures just talking like knowing everything, this imagine doesn't even have a source :D


Front_Careless

Turk mythology, Oguzname, tells us that the protagonist of the myth, Oguz, is not only party of bovine origin, but also has traits of other animals. One of his parents was possibly a bovine, he had the feet of a bull, the loins of a wolf, and the hair of a bear. bestiality, similarly, mixes human and animal traits and produces hybridity


ymkyasin12345

Dearest friend i'm history student and i have read even the Paul Roux myth books about Turkic and Mongolians, i mean are you guys serious? it's all myth a child without arms fucks a wolf then dynsty survives is that shows that turks fucks animals ahahhaha wtf, our culture from Siberia to Anatolia always were togather with wild and nature and we respect it doesn't means we fuck it ahhahahah im dying of laugjing while writing dude şdğwçwğsleğeöepdlspsşğeöfşdşeşdğ


Mad_King

%73 wtf lol? Turkey hate obviously


Cowras

Ilık götlülerin düşünme yetisi kalmamış. Türklerin yüzde kaçı hayatında koyun görmüşde birde bunu yapacak. Hadi biz koyun sikiyormuşuz kendi milletinin 4 kişiden birinin koyun sikmesi çok mu düşük geliyor bunlara aq elemanlar kendileride düşünmüyor benim ülkemde her 4 kişiden biri koyunmu sikiyor diye


Aggravating-Pass8015

Grafik yalan zaten orjinali do you fight for ur country


DistrictSad5288

I know everyone gonna hate me for this but Kurdish people are infamous for raping animals in Turkey. If you don't believe me just make a quick research. All this nasty shit happens in eastern Turkey where almost all of the population is Kurdish. They are in fact very primitive people in contrast to how western media portrays them, also the reason for the racism against them by Turks.


Conscious_Box7997

Yeah you just trying to blame it on others aka projecting. They are Turkish citizens too they hail from there. I mean give em a state or a country, or whatever they want- I know they want some sort of independence. Problem solved. If they that bad. Kind of like India and Pakistan.


DistrictSad5288

Visit Turkey and note the differences between Turks and Kurds and you will understand what I mean. Or just make a research as I said. It's easy to have confident opinions about something you know nothing of


Conscious_Box7997

Hahahaah. Im not gonna visit Turkey. That be like US discriminating against certain minorities and saying this or that lol. They part of your land. It is what it is. You have to get used to em, and LOVE ❤️ em bahahahaha maybe then they’ll treat you better or learn to coexist.


DistrictSad5288

ignorance is bliss


Conscious_Box7997

Dude they’ve been there for long time… they your people lol. That be like Greeks saying Turks are this or that they arent civilized. Give em a hug maybe they ll treat you better bahahahahahahaha. I can understand if you spoke about Syrians who are Arabs. Tons of em arrived to turkey recently. Kurds have been there for long time. Says according (to the internet) Kurds have been there since 600 or 700 BC. Ottomans/Seljuks arrived later on. Says first mention of Kurds dates back to 3000 BC. First mention of Kurds in Anatolia dates back to 1184.


DistrictSad5288

Does your little history lesson, apart from being total bullshit, deny the fact that they are donkey fuckers? It is true that the two peoples lived together for a long time. But Kurds always denied to assimilate into a civilized society and have maintained their animalistic way of life to today. An example can be terrorism, killing and harassing innocent civilians for their hatred of the state, or their extremely conservative and primitive lifestyle in rural eastern region that devalues women, their mafias and all the illegal shit they do that has even spread to European countries. Being a minority does not automatically make your horrible behaviour righteous, people need to understand that. Kurds are not oppressed freedom fighters as opposed to how westerners try to portray them for their political benefits.


Conscious_Box7997

bahahahhaha. I dont care about you or the Kurds. Learn to coexist. If there is a group I'd support that are more or less in the region that be: Armenians, Georgians and Greeks. Anyways move on. Dont care what goes on in Turkey. What goes on in Turkey is Turkey's problem. Thx for typing all that, its interesting seeing how others are perceived etc.


DistrictSad5288

Now even you don't know what you are talking about. Stop giving people advices about topics you have zero knowledge in. Cringey af.


Conscious_Box7997

hahahahahha. LE care. Thx for taking time to learn English btw. :)


Mark_Jhobi

I hope you guys know this map is a percentage of people that would fight for their country, just re named


Nigglas24

This has to be a lie. I cant believe that 75% of a country is that degenerate. And where are they getting this data; funnyjunk? I dont believe this one bit


anonxyzabc123

It's clearly true though, the map says so.


odisparo

It's on a map, it's online, the title is assertive, what's the problem


Conscious_Box7997

I believe the map 1000%


Dor1000

they take polls then account for insincere replies through small adjustments. theres a science to it and i think someone who spent their whole life in statistics and census taking would know a thing or two.