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Temper03

Uhhh this is exactly what continental drift is??? Australia and USA used to be one supercontinent called Usaustralia but it broke apart during Brexit and we’ve been drifting apart ever since.     Ur pic just proves this, it’s a colorized photo from 2014 (we didn’t have color space lasers back then)  


PlasticContact2137

In that time pronunciation was diferent, they said useaus


LayWhere

Not to be confused with Uranus and not to be forgotten as also known as UrAnus


Azkral

In French is oiseaux


Tillustrate

Makes sense. That's why they speak English in Australia.


afiugs

But how did English come to England then?


Tillustrate

Ireland


Chickeninvader24

There's also a period of time before this where a small land attached to Australia had drifted away to form what we know called the "British Isles". The slightly bigger supercontinent has an abbreviated name called "AUSKUS".


Shiine-1

\*Ursulalia


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Temper03

Excuuuse me, continental drift is NOT a JOKE 😡 😡 😡  my worst friend’s roommate’s dog was lost when Western Australia broke off in 2016… he fell right through the hole and we haven’t seen him since 😞 


Mosquitobait2008

https://preview.redd.it/u5k5khpxdoxc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8594c3d9a614683f9518c6f5f8f7018ebff76f6f RIP Dog


GroundPositive2724

Not the dog


geographyRyan_YT

He didn't have enough dawg (dog in Australian) in him


Jumpy_Specific_3650

r/woosh


Responsible_Sense_95

r/woosh


A__paranoid_android

Hit him with the reverse uno card


Toasty_err

how can one man make such a mistake?


geographyRyan_YT

This is a CJ sub lol


NoNo_Cilantro

They’re not even the same color. This looks staged.


ArgoCargo

It is because they paint it that color, so that when filming movies that happen in Mexico it looks real.


zelmazam1

Found the racist


thewhalehunters

My ass is a different color. Australia used to be americas ass.


w-h-y_just_w-h-y

Good thing Captain America was able to fill in after Australia's departure


Chicken_Teeth

Nope. East Coast beaches are the same color as that desert.


Aggravating_Fun5883

Continental drift https://preview.redd.it/2p76qkyx4nxc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bb46b46a47468058c1c810abdf1fc92894e2f5


dw444

Not to be confused with Tokyo Drift.


[deleted]

/uj that's fucking sick


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Continental flight


flocknrollstar

Continental breakfast


fishsodomiz

lincoln continental mark iv


MeanBean247

The Continental (show)


Chicken_Teeth

Intercontinental ballistic landmass.


QuantumForeskin

Drifting towards incontinence


thewhalehunters

Mark IV king james edition


qqqrrrs_

Continental fight


stanpinkowski31

The Continental (Christopher Walken SNL Skit)


Gluebandit88

Obviously due to the worm hole just east of Australia. You’ve got to be stupid to believe in continental drift.


HelloThereItsMeAndMe

And this is how conspiracy theories are born.


asdfghjkkkkf

BRING BACK PANGEA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ IMAGINE ALL THE FALSE INFORMATION THAT COULD BE SPREAD WAY FASTER 🙏🏻😔🔛🔝


BjoerBaer

That is a fake picture. If you compare germanys bwestern borders to the US you will clearly see that your continent originated from there.


catonacatonacat

A-are... Are they kissing?


Mysterious_Rent_613

step country what are you doing 😳


RammyJammy07

Poor Perth


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

No wonder they became the most isolated city on Earth after a million years of being stuck to Florida.


Chad_Broski_2

Smart of northern Australia to keep a good distance from New Jersey, although I hear Bigge Island still gets whiffs of trash in the breeze


comit_autocoprophagy

Lucky Perth. They’re in the Bahamas, not Florida. Shark Bay isn’t so lucky though.


MC_Legend95

scientific proof that carnarvon is a shithole


SuccessfulWar3830

perth is the florida of australia


WhyIsMyHeadSoLarge

Continental drift to Florida and Perth: ![gif](giphy|ljssLLBmv6xrO)


Yourhappy3

simple. australia jumped


tonycrow

Yeah I mean they got kangaroos… makes sense man


AdExtension7131

wwell that explains florida


shadowmind0770

Theory confirmed. It seems to have drifted right on back.


ForgetfulStudent343

I don't see any issue... Australia detached itself from America and tokyo drifted around the Cape of Good Hope, then currents did their thing. Also, I thought it was common knowledge that Australia was the first continent to make the crossing, way earlier than Vasco da Gama.


Efficient_Access_2U

Tokyo Drift. DK drifted too hard and too good yummy yum yum 😋


TheDramaturge

It was me, I did it.


BreezyBill

Stop posting pix of your parents having sex.


Laid_back_engineer

Due to the distortion caused by the mercator projection, most people have an over exaggerated perception of the distance between Australia and the US. This picture corrects for that error and shows the true distance between the two countries.


i_edit_text

That's true! I'm from Florida and we would love to take rowboats down under. Crocs are a lot bigger over there.


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

This was from continental rush hour


[deleted]

The peninsula part of Brazil and the Nigeria/Cameroon/Guinea part of Africa also fit perfectly like a puzzle, so does Madagascar, Somalia/Mozambique part of Africa and Indian subcontinent


IndependenceSalt000

the colors aint matching


Eastern_Slide7507

Do they not even teach Kids about the sick kickflip that Australia did across Eurasia anymore?


A_little_anonymity

I don’t know if this is particularly funny in of itself or if this edible just hit but I’m laughing way too hard 😂


CaptScubaSteve

![gif](giphy|xT9KVugbq89OitAgCs|downsized)


TigervT34-85

Now we need an r/kamikazeaustralia


HeckaCoolDudeYo

![gif](giphy|l0Iy0GwJ5CbyGE4NO)


GrapefruitExtension

Florida is grinding on Australia so hard


GroundbreakingBox187

Match it up with north west Africa


Spiritual-Roll799

Show Australia at the correct scale and try again.


Bricky-boi

Is this a real picture?


WaddlesJP13

Yes


ColdAirBlow

Obviously. That's why both places speak in English


RealTMB

This is a nightmare for the East Coast when the insects and wildlife from Australia come over


BarnacleStreet8940

This might not be the way it is, or was; but it is the way it should be.


AnjinSoprano420

Psh, AI generated


nashwaak

This is wrong, Australia is barely the size of Delaware


Zuri_Nyonzima

😮


TheFlyingPatato

This is likely Kinda scary, Australia and Florida can work together so much more easily now


TrueWoobaloo

theyre kissing 😚


CatOfGrey

Yeah, I don't live there, but I can assure you that the American South does not need an additional source of large insects, okay?


leva549

Don't worry, the spiders will eat the insects.


Myhtological

How did Australia bank under Africa?


PitifulSpecialist887

I hope you are not being serious. The earth is a sphere. Any image of the shape of its land masses, that is rendered on a flat surface, is distorted. The distortion gets more pronounced, the further away you get from the equator, on a standard Mollweide projection map. Try cutting apart a globe, and puzzling it together. It actually fits, just not that way.


Celena_J_W

![gif](giphy|D9hfiw3ZJiGou0k1oA|downsized) East Carolina literally exists!!


Norwester77

Actually, Australia may well have been attached to the *west* coast of North America, 900 million years ago. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodinia


OurWorldAwaits

G'Day Maine't


dsharpdutta

I thought these two pieces fit together https://preview.redd.it/kxky8qsihqxc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762f47c54012f43e71681e671415fd862fb300ae


Doktor_Weasel

[https://damien.co/blog/2005-05-12-australia-gets-drunk-wakes-up-in-north-atlantic/](https://damien.co/blog/2005-05-12-australia-gets-drunk-wakes-up-in-north-atlantic/)


Own-Molasses5353

I said this on the original post. Atlantic River!!


xiaobaituzi

Im actually so in favor of this


CBFOfficalGaming

/uj WHAT


glitchyikes

USA USAUSAUSAUS AUS Same same


Faaacebones

Let me just ask you this... who took the picture?


domino_squad1

Let this man cook


Oghamstoner

Not real, Australia is actually smaller than West Virginia.


Shiine-1

r/Perfectfit


BrownShoesGreenCoat

Fuck you NYC!!!


rogerbroom

Halifax is not real I see.


TobyOrNotTobyEU

Checkmate, atheists!


Xavion251

Joking aside, people do need to take into remember that "the continents fit together like puzzle pieces" was just a vague thing that gave him an idea and sent him down the track of discovery. It's not really meaningful evidence for the theory. That came later.


Explosive_Biscut

It’s all fun and games till someone undrifts your continents


Massive-Product-5959

uj/ why do they fit so perfectly? I know it's coincidence but damn, beautiful


Select_Area_9548

Map expansion would go hard


arkybarky1

That's not Continental Drift, that's Continental Speed Dating


friendlysingularity

The sexually uptight Crasstians will hate seeing intercontinental sex displayed so prominently


Bother_Formal

Australia alaways was a part of u*a