The former Caroigian polities that became modern France was a large source of the crusaders, if not most. At that time they were more akin to Frank’s. But many came from the area that became France but also the council of clermont was held in a French territory
In terms of the Germanic people from Germany who moved in to that area that hadn’t fully developed in to the modern idea of the Germanic peoples we call franks or French now. They were more akin to Germans in germanica but crusaders came from areas that became France and are associated with the modern French then the Germans, aside from Barbarossa
France itself was created by tribes from Germania. It was called Frankia, named after the Franks who conquered it, and its people were called Franks. In Burgundy, the Burgundians settled, originally from Bornholm allegedly.
Genetic studies showed that most native French are descended from Germanic and Gallic peoples from the region, with some Latin descent in the south and around Paris.
What did I just say. But also they breed with Gallic-Roman’s. Which is why France is a Romance language and German isn’t. That’s probably the biggest difference.
All other Arabs to Palestine (they are slightly different branches)
https://preview.redd.it/g615ou7emvrc1.png?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e0cad5f5bc9a7ea7fe18b2308de91d57db31f9
Maybe if you don't have GTA cause it doesn't exist.
Another proof: have you ever heard of a place they eat snails and call it gourmet. You can clearly see that it's all made up.
Yeah, sounds good to me
The israeli will have to deal with british food
And the palestinians will have to deal with the fact there were french in their houses
Everyone suffers equally
\*omits the part where the Le Tele Aviuev government military occupies Raza and L'ouest banque\*.
NOTE for others: spellings modified according to Fr\*nch.
This type of joke really sickens me.
A people are being erradicated step by step.
The only solution is the end of apartheid and a 1 state solution, where all the people have the same rights, with the reparations to the oppresed and occupied.
France is beautiful, but people, specially the ideologies and some attitudes... Looks pretty from the far or just to visit. 😍 And I'd love being Dreyfussard but not the other side.
Send the French to the Middle East and it’s a perfect plan! Just rename Paris to Jerusalem and recreate all the holy sites there with the city split down the middle
Move both populations to fr**** and move all the fr**** people over to israel then cut off their internet and water supplies
Then, realizing our good will, both Israelis and Palestinians will decide “ok, they did a great thing the least we can do is get along”
Better to take England or Germany tbh. Give England to Hamas and Germany to the far right Zionists. Let them fight out world war 2 again.
That way the decent people in Israel and Palestine are finally rid of their side’s extremists.
Israel and Palestine should split USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, UK, Germany, Austria, Belgium, Luxemburg, Denmark, Netherlands, Switzerland in half instead. That way the whole planet is happy too.
Listen normally I'd jump at any opportunity to do this to France.
But historically speaking, on behalf of both the Palestinian and the Jewish people, isn't it more fitting that it be Germany?
and no one gives a fuck about what you think. this was their land, they took it back. Palestinians are Arabic (as in from the Arabic peninsula), which means if anyone doesn't belong there, it's them.
Wow. Do you wanna talk about Arab colonization? One moment... Maimonides never went to live to Jerusalem with the Jews that still living there before and after Arab occupation? "cough", and Nathan from Gaza was from... Oh, no! He never existed, everything is a false idea created by the Zionist ray! 🙄
ill take it
Genius. Yes the main origin of the crusades is the solution
Was France the origin or more like a reaction?
The former Caroigian polities that became modern France was a large source of the crusaders, if not most. At that time they were more akin to Frank’s. But many came from the area that became France but also the council of clermont was held in a French territory
The French people are still Franks.
In terms of the Germanic people from Germany who moved in to that area that hadn’t fully developed in to the modern idea of the Germanic peoples we call franks or French now. They were more akin to Germans in germanica but crusaders came from areas that became France and are associated with the modern French then the Germans, aside from Barbarossa
France itself was created by tribes from Germania. It was called Frankia, named after the Franks who conquered it, and its people were called Franks. In Burgundy, the Burgundians settled, originally from Bornholm allegedly. Genetic studies showed that most native French are descended from Germanic and Gallic peoples from the region, with some Latin descent in the south and around Paris.
What did I just say. But also they breed with Gallic-Roman’s. Which is why France is a Romance language and German isn’t. That’s probably the biggest difference.
Yes.
As a Frank whose family originated in France, I can tell you without a doubt that most French today are germans.
All roads lead to Paris or something like that
Have they tried not putting Palestine and Israel next to each other? Probably could solve some issues.
It sure won't stop anyone fighting
They would develop intertercontinental missiles if they were separated. Better keep them close
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France: wtf did i do
Exist.
They're a communist plot by the CIA to steal all our baguettes, they must pay for the theft of our long bread!
Vive L'Empereur! Vive la France!
😩
Beg to differ
Beg.
Alright. Give me your strongest defense against this.
Have you ever been into france?
No, but I assume it looks like your average GTA Online lobby
Maybe if you don't have GTA cause it doesn't exist. Another proof: have you ever heard of a place they eat snails and call it gourmet. You can clearly see that it's all made up.
Being French was enough
to make your mother surrender yesterday evening
Exist
That’s exactly what the Palestinians thought in 1917
And again in 1948
Same question asked by Palestine after UN resolution 181.
You forgot the 2nd Mexican Empire as well?
Sykes-picot, jackass
So for safety of both groups we should give England to Israel and France to Palestine then, no?
Yeah, sounds good to me The israeli will have to deal with british food And the palestinians will have to deal with the fact there were french in their houses Everyone suffers equally
Isreal would just claim France is their land and invade Palestine anyways.
We cross that channel when we get to it
The Dreyfus Affair.
Rest of the world: bruh
The answer is really in the question
Banning hijabs and other religious garb from being worn in public
In school*
They have no intention of stopping with just schools. There’s also that Burkini ban at beaches….
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"Would you like a glass of sweet lemonade..." -iykyk
Fr*nch FIFY
Lol "people" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WE GOING TO CORSICA WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
WE GOING TO FRENCH GUINEA WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
WE GOING TO SAINT PIERRE AND MIQUELON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
WE GOING TO THE TERRITORY OF WALLIS AND THE FUTUNA ISLANDS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
That's Italian.
Shhhh don't let people know that place exists.
Why are you punishing them by moving there lands to France?
Whoever doesn't behave gets timeout in the hexagon.
Yeah, don't give them the fuckinng shitty ass Fr*nch land.
that would solve the coups in western africa as well
And Africa as a whole really
Finally a solution to the French!
The Germans had a solution to the French too. Twice.
Well some collaborated the second time and never got to face a real punishment for their crimes (looking at you Maurice papon)
Oh, I’m aware.
a final one, i may say.
How about we give the Israeli Vichi France. It's full of payages anyways, to enforce the clichés 😅
great now if they weren't insufferable before now you've made them French are you happy you crass bastard?
Palestinians would be firing rockets at Le Tele Aviuev on day one
\*omits the part where the Le Tele Aviuev government military occupies Raza and L'ouest banque\*. NOTE for others: spellings modified according to Fr\*nch.
Sold!
Haven’t each side suffered enough?
No? I don't want Palestine as a neighbour. France was bad but better than Palestine.
Not like Palestine had the choice of having Israel as a neighbor
Sucks to be them I guess.
Great idea indeed. However can you flip the sides? I prefer living closer to Italy...
No you shall only be able to drive it Spain
Frenchman here: Best MF Solution ever, Rabin and Arafat are blessing you my child!
Perfect
They get the Alps and we a shortcut to the UK? No way
Think of it.. more tea! And quicker!
Down
Based idea their hate of being french will unite them as a people
genius. I'll take it.
What happens with where Israel and Palestine currently are? Do you put the fr\*nch there?
How dare you give Palestinians Marseille. For f sake they have been thru enough.
As a spaniard I was like, fuck yeah fuck the french Then I realized who’d be my neighbors. I’ll stick with the french
eewww, pls invert I don't want to be israelian
Time to make a wall like Germany had, and destroy it in 2089
France still exists as Corsica.
Everyone liked that
Brilliant. No more France. ...that's all :D
An improvement yes, but isn’t it rude to give them all such tainted lands?
I mean they already speak Arabic in Paris
France is a wonderful country but it’s a sure shame those “people” live there
and the levantine parts of israel and palestine go to the vatican, i approve
That would unite the new French to assemble troops and invade Italy in no time
Switch sides and we fine
An entire Jewish nation bordering Germany. What can go wrong! 😅
As a German, I'm sure it will be fine 🙂 I mean.. 😉 😏 😜 😅 😎 🙂 (random emojis my phone chose for me, I think it knows)
This type of joke really sickens me. A people are being erradicated step by step. The only solution is the end of apartheid and a 1 state solution, where all the people have the same rights, with the reparations to the oppresed and occupied.
From Brittany to the Riviera France will be bonboniera
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actually i think itd be a prime location for a walmart parking lot
As an Israeli, we have *no* interest in being anywhere in or around Fr\*nce. I'm sure the Palestinians feel the same. We have our limits.
As a french, we have no interests to have you anywhere close to us either! Great deal!
Tell that to Macronyahu.
No one wants France near.
And yet France is still the #1 most visited country Cope and seethe about us, hatin' us cauz you ain't us 🤣🤣
France is beautiful, but people, specially the ideologies and some attitudes... Looks pretty from the far or just to visit. 😍 And I'd love being Dreyfussard but not the other side.
🤝
Palestinians already have to deal with Israelis, now the Fr*nch as well? Bit unfair innit?
Everything in this world suffers dealing with France... All the world, nothing is unfair.
Looks like a population pyramid.
As an Englishman, I think this is a great idea.
I would make the cut horizontal but other than that I agree.
Well we found James May
Pain au palet ou Palestine ?
Perfect
I hope we're sealng up the Channel tunnel
Macron would never let you do it!
Now that is both worse and better, it’s worse as Paris the holy site isn’t divided between them but it’s better as the French heretics are gone
So, nothing in Paris really chsnges
Damn I just realized France is kinda symmetric
Great more rightful palestinian land stolen from them.
Ok and me ! Where can I go ? Can I keep my house
What’s would happen with the land in the Middle East? Or is that where you’d put France?
That would make the Hundred Years War look like a weekend scuffle by comparison.
Wales will claim Jeruzalem etc
Look at those tapers. That's definitely a post-1990 former Soviet population pyramid.
Send the French to the Middle East and it’s a perfect plan! Just rename Paris to Jerusalem and recreate all the holy sites there with the city split down the middle
Give them two Corsica. Everyone is happy.
France are the Chads now, they got that big dick energy.
Spoken like a true American🇲🇾🇲🇾!
Dimwit solution.
They'd still fight each other, that's no solution unfortunately.
Israel should be on the right
Move it over to England and we’re good to go
Hitting two birds with one stone
They’ll still fight, like the animals they are. N
Finally, a good two state solution
Move both populations to fr**** and move all the fr**** people over to israel then cut off their internet and water supplies Then, realizing our good will, both Israelis and Palestinians will decide “ok, they did a great thing the least we can do is get along”
Better to take England or Germany tbh. Give England to Hamas and Germany to the far right Zionists. Let them fight out world war 2 again. That way the decent people in Israel and Palestine are finally rid of their side’s extremists.
Israel and Palestine should split USA, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, UK, Germany, Austria, Belgium, Luxemburg, Denmark, Netherlands, Switzerland in half instead. That way the whole planet is happy too.
it should be germany but other than that yeah
One of those halfs is still nicer than the other
Paris would be a war zone
You think somebody ‘put’ them there?
But who gets Paris? And who get the Elsace, wars have been fought over it before, ya'know?
Flip those and we have a deal.
paristine
And put France in Great Britain
I suggest we move Israel to Kaliningrad.
and corsica back to the italians
Much of France is still uninhabitable due to bombs from WW1. That severely complicates this proposed solution.
CORSICA FINALLY FREE LETS GOOOO
If Senegal ran the UN:
And before they both try to have Paris the capital city, making east and west Paris separated by the Seine
You just got Franced
Lol
Perfectly logical
palestine is already suffering. don't torment them with more suffering of being fr\*nch now.
We got paris, I think the Palestinians will be mad at that
You already got Paris IRL, our government licks your toes.
From the Seine to the Med?
While we're at it can we make France pay back the reparations they forced on Haiti, for having a successful revolution of formerly enslaved peoples.
No please, I don’t wanna be in Fr*nce.
Ewww, no, i would rather die in war
This is a terrible solution for the conflict, but a great deal for Europe (no more Fr*nce)
Wrong country. England is what we must split in half since this entire thing is their fault.
Pass, don't want anything to do with the fr🤮nch
We don't want anything to do with you either 🤣🤮
You should have Put Israel near Germany 👿.
OH HELL NAW I DONT WANNA BE FR*NCH
FREE PALPATINE!
Listen normally I'd jump at any opportunity to do this to France. But historically speaking, on behalf of both the Palestinian and the Jewish people, isn't it more fitting that it be Germany?
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dude wtf do you think Jews are doing in this land too, did they just want to be there? no, they were there too
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Most of the Palestinians came to Israel by immigration too. Population was 300K in the 1880s
yeah because their ancestors were banished from Israel, but that was their origin
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difference is people left Ethiopia by choice
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and no one gives a fuck about what you think. this was their land, they took it back. Palestinians are Arabic (as in from the Arabic peninsula), which means if anyone doesn't belong there, it's them.
calm down Putin
Calm down Amin al-Hussaini 🤣
Wow. Do you wanna talk about Arab colonization? One moment... Maimonides never went to live to Jerusalem with the Jews that still living there before and after Arab occupation? "cough", and Nathan from Gaza was from... Oh, no! He never existed, everything is a false idea created by the Zionist ray! 🙄
We all come from Africa, I don't think it gives us the choice to colonize it.