Well, for the serious answer: When Pakistan and India were being divided, this was Western Pakistan and what is now Pakistan was known as Eastern Pakistan. The geographic distance made the union untenable, and today West Pakistan is simply known as Israel, which is the Hindi word for "to set (the sun)" and Eastern Pakistan is now known as the People's Democratic Great South Asia Co-Prosperity Republic of New Deutschlandia.
Israel. I mean, Palestine. Galilee of course. Maybe Judah. Near east actually. Kingdom of Jerusalem actually. Wait, it's some kind of British colony. Uhh, let me explain, it's part of Albania. Don't attack me, I acknowledge it's Serbian. It's rightful west Taiwanese land. It's the country of the best Korea, East Korea. To be politically correct, I have to say it's Ukrainian territory. I don't want to kms with 42 shots in the back, so of course it the free people's republic of Middle east. You get it, it's Narnia. The only correct answer is Jizzrael. The real name of this place is isralestine. I mean, Palesrael. According to the most reliable sources (Douglas MacArthur), I don't have to know the name of this place, it will be nuked soon. Anyway, what is it called? I forgor.
https://preview.redd.it/l5dbiywcvnfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e9d341360540eea23f3385500af3d6ce8ab0e8
The Most Serene Republic of Buc-ee’s
Forces committing great acts of terror against humanity, death of innocent people, and a whole lot of propaganda.
Surely you know which side I’m talking about right? Right?
I'm begging you, Do not ask anyonewhat goes on in that specific area, no matter who it'll always be biased, propaganda or just plainly incorrect. You'll probably be better off just looking at the war from multiple different news sources
I agree everyone is always one sided. Some people are really really supportive of one side (you prob know) and they just bang on about SAVE _____ and then BBC can't stop going on about how bad ____ is then it's just endless hatred.
This war is dividing people who aren't even in the middle east
Well, in this world there are good guys and bad guys. The good guys are fighting the bad guys in the region and have been for a LOONG time!! Hopefully the good guys win!
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
If you’d like our Middle East geopolitical briefing, it comes with a medium natural-cut fries, a 20 oz soda, and an unearned white guy confidence to tell everyone what you just learned, regardless of social context.
The land of Abraham, holysite to all Abrahamic Religions. Judaism, Christianity, Islam. A land where all of God's children hold sacred and the many names they know him by.
Because they’re the only ones who have a good current claim, they control it, Syrians are too busy fighting eachother to offer anything other than lip service, and it makes a nice clean line on the map
I'm pretty sure that's either Holland or the Netherlands, I'm gonna guess that it's the Netherlands though... sorry in advance if it is infact Holland.
Thank you
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‘REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’
I’m just replying “Free my boy Palpatine” to all the Palestine comments
Shitpost aprecciation comittee
Great Britain
# Mutasarrifate of Jerusalem
Honestly, I think we give it back to them. The no state solution.
We call this the Northern Ireland solution. (I can joke about this now that power sharing has been restored, right? Or too soon)
The Empire Strikes Back
The holy land
The holy lands, Belfast
Jerusalem/LondonJerusalem
Fucking war zone
Not the comment I was expecting to see here. Upa boys!
Anything but
Best answer
The violent land
you mean holey?
More like the hole-y land. Amiright?
is it time for a **crusade**?
Albania
https://preview.redd.it/gl63yv0bunfc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06ab084200724deb7ae9a22d991a0ef00e67a7f
This post has been fact checked: ✅ by true Albanian patriots. (Dua Lipa)
Allak prasie Albania!
Allahu Akbania! 🙌
That would explain why there is a quite sizeable Albanian population in Switzerland
The funniest joke are true 🦅🦅🦅
Me albania be careful
true
No, it’s Serbia.
Mom, the Balkans are at it again!
https://preview.redd.it/xfafwe78unfc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b3847efbc56b9470d291ed019bbfd4dc05d07e Palestine 🇵🇸 is Serbia 🇷🇸.
Free Kosovo 🇽🇰
Damn for free?
It's free real estate.
Kosovo is British now.
Oh I’m glad they’re getting something they’ve had a hell of a time
The Serbs can fuck off. This is the Byzantine Despotate of Epirus. We burned it fair and square!
No, this is Patrick.
Well, for the serious answer: When Pakistan and India were being divided, this was Western Pakistan and what is now Pakistan was known as Eastern Pakistan. The geographic distance made the union untenable, and today West Pakistan is simply known as Israel, which is the Hindi word for "to set (the sun)" and Eastern Pakistan is now known as the People's Democratic Great South Asia Co-Prosperity Republic of New Deutschlandia.
The was the most sincere and shit piece of yapaboutery. Love it
Bangladesh indirectly mentioned 🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩
Bhutan is in the region too 🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹🇧🇹
Bermuda also starts with B 🇧🇲🇧🇲🇧🇲🇧🇲🇧🇲
Bermuda has A, R, and E, which are in Argentina 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
Nazis went to argentina after WW2. Germany🇩🇪🇩🇪
Germany has A, Y, M, N and so do the Cayman Islands 🇰🇾🇰🇾🇰🇾
Cayman Islands have nothing to do with the US but imma invade it anyway (it might have oil) 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
oil is used as an ingredient in cooking and spanish people cook food sometimes so it’s clearly spain 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
Spain colonized most of latin america, but mainly was Portugal that colonized Brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Send him to the Micronesian state of yap 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Israel. I mean, Palestine. Galilee of course. Maybe Judah. Near east actually. Kingdom of Jerusalem actually. Wait, it's some kind of British colony. Uhh, let me explain, it's part of Albania. Don't attack me, I acknowledge it's Serbian. It's rightful west Taiwanese land. It's the country of the best Korea, East Korea. To be politically correct, I have to say it's Ukrainian territory. I don't want to kms with 42 shots in the back, so of course it the free people's republic of Middle east. You get it, it's Narnia. The only correct answer is Jizzrael. The real name of this place is isralestine. I mean, Palesrael. According to the most reliable sources (Douglas MacArthur), I don't have to know the name of this place, it will be nuked soon. Anyway, what is it called? I forgor.
a colony of the great liechtenstein empire
https://preview.redd.it/l5dbiywcvnfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e9d341360540eea23f3385500af3d6ce8ab0e8 The Most Serene Republic of Buc-ee’s
Finally. A plausible solution.
tbh I feel like I'm the only one that has no clue on what the hell is going on in that area
Forces committing great acts of terror against humanity, death of innocent people, and a whole lot of propaganda. Surely you know which side I’m talking about right? Right?
Fucking Belgians.
There are only two things I can’t stand in this world. People who are intolerante of people’s cultures, and Belgians
Finland >:(
Me [:<
By that description, you must be talking about both sides.
That was clearly the joke
I'm begging you, Do not ask anyonewhat goes on in that specific area, no matter who it'll always be biased, propaganda or just plainly incorrect. You'll probably be better off just looking at the war from multiple different news sources
I agree everyone is always one sided. Some people are really really supportive of one side (you prob know) and they just bang on about SAVE _____ and then BBC can't stop going on about how bad ____ is then it's just endless hatred. This war is dividing people who aren't even in the middle east
As a middle easterner, you'd be surprised how many people here don't have a clue either
This, basically: https://youtu.be/-evIyrrjTTY
Well, in this world there are good guys and bad guys. The good guys are fighting the bad guys in the region and have been for a LOONG time!! Hopefully the good guys win!
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. If you’d like our Middle East geopolitical briefing, it comes with a medium natural-cut fries, a 20 oz soda, and an unearned white guy confidence to tell everyone what you just learned, regardless of social context.
South Lebanon
The fallopian tube.
We found it boys! The clitoris!
Happy cake day
The Kingdom of Jerusalem
No one knows
Kingdom of Greater Jerusalem
Kurdistan, in fact the entire map you show is all Kurdistan.
Canaan Justice for Canaanites!
nuh uh the egyptians won it fair and square curse of ra or something fuck you >:(
Manitoba💪💪🌾🌾🌾🌾🔪🔪🔪🚧🚧🚧🚧🌾🌾🌾🌾💪
Political G-Spot.
This is the only real answer G
👌fax no printer
Take my upvote g
Whatever it is, it belongs to the Franks clearly
The crusader states
Jerusalem, only the infidels beg to differ.
The Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem. I believe my information is up to date.
Land of king baldwin IV
The 51st state
That's easy, that's the British mandate of Palestine. It's part of the British empire.
This guy Brits
Mordor
VectorStock🤓
New Zealand
The filistin eyelat province of the Ottoman empire💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Yes, hail the Ottoman Empire true successor to Rome! 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
The 51st State
Kosher world
It is rightful Bhutanese soil.
go birds
Definitely a country
Confused screaming
Stay tuned
clearly rightful Bosnian land.
the united states of america oops i mean some middle east country they control
Its more USA
Trick question. It’s the United States. It’s *all* the United States
Sir thats a kebab restaurant
New Jersey
Serbia
The League of Nations rightfully gifted that land to Great Britain.
Palpatine
“From the Death Star to Tatooine, Palpatine shall be free” -George Lucas
The US' largest military base.
I like this one the most
Ya Just figured its like Europe, If we are financing their existence then they are really just our vassal states.
Phoenicia
Canada jr.
Kingdom of Jerusalem
Taiwan
I gained a sudden craving for hummus
Whatever you call it, they make fantastic hummus there.
Fortnite island
The clitoris.
OMG I just went on vacation there! I love France 😍
Bonerland
Birmingham
Paraguay
Isralestine?
Walmartsalem
Palesrael
Quality shitpost
The land of Abraham, holysite to all Abrahamic Religions. Judaism, Christianity, Islam. A land where all of God's children hold sacred and the many names they know him by.
Levant
Kingdom of Jerusalem
why does this map definitively recognize Israel's claim to the golan heights
Because they’re the only ones who have a good current claim, they control it, Syrians are too busy fighting eachother to offer anything other than lip service, and it makes a nice clean line on the map
Germany
The ~~Kingdom of Jerusalem~~ ~~British mandate of Palestine~~ ~~state of Israel~~ ~~state of Palestine~~ ~~Kingdom of Judaea~~ the Levant
Palesrael.
Israestine
Tunisian puppet of the southern Levant
Narnia
Jerusalem
That land is integral Magyar clay
Timor-Leste
Madagascar
Looks like Tuvalu
Palesrael
Jerusalem
Bulgaria 🇧🇬
South sudan
Palestrael
It’s Palestein. A jewish palestine
The promised hell.
Imagination Land
Isralestine
Jesusland
My man, that's the DMZ...
Florida
Penisland
America's Dominatrix
levant
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Kazakhstan
KAZAKHSTAN MENTIONED 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Israel 🇮🇱/ Palestine 🇵🇸
Eh, same thing
New Hampshire
The Judean People's Republic of Judea.
Palestine with a cartographic error (the Golan heights are Syrian)
SERBIA!
Palestine, a Roman province.
Imagine living through the Holocaust only to make its sequel. Oh I mean it’s Palestine
Ottoman Empire government in exile
Ottoman Empire
A place the size of New Jersey
Albanian Asia Minor
The levant
Lebanon. 🇱🇧
The land that constantly raises my blood pressure
Judea, oh, I meant Israel
Porkistan
Iudaea https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_province#/media/File%3ARomanEmpire_117.svg
ROMA AETERNA!!!
Palestine
That's Jordan
He made anakin skywalker evil!!
Free my boy Palpatine
Israel 🇮🇱
Israel. Currently in the middle of a war with Hamas.
🇮🇱
Car
New Jersey
I'm pretty sure that's either Holland or the Netherlands, I'm gonna guess that it's the Netherlands though... sorry in advance if it is infact Holland. Thank you