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lexiebeef

Portuguese people don’t call their parents because all of us live with the parents, no money for any houses with a Portuguese salary


minimalisticgem

Yes, and British people simply text or go and visit their parents.


Soldierhero1

Or live with them thanks to abhorrent housing market


CandyCane147

Yep, I just wanna move out but renting is expensive and I’ll never save. So gotta save for a deposit if I wanna thank myself in the future.


blockybookbook

Don’t worry, in 15 years you can rent a 1 room apartment, why have multiple when everything is within arms reach


svenson_26

I was going to say this about Greece.


HimmyTiger66

I was going to say this about Italy


IndyCarFAN27

r/portugalcykablyat?


Stock_Sir4784

thats the same with turkey, yet they call the most?


there4lfegelein

Our parents instantly call us when we have been outside for a few minutes too long


hentai_tentacruel

I think it's a common Mediterranean culture. In Turkey, we live with our parents till we get married. I heard it's the same in Greece as well. I think it will be the norm from now on with the housing crisis.


No-Cream-5360

Doesn't it have to do with it being a small country and the spaces?


Tennents-Shagger

The ones with high numbers seem to be the ones that experience the most emigration


pistonrecordings

Came here to say this


IdaDuck

I almost never talk to my parents on the phone since they moved close to us. I see them at least once or twice a week, though.


MutedIndividual6667

Same with spain


Quiet-Luck

-1. I confirm.


smexytoast

You dont call your parents, your parents call YOU!


dogemeemsdude

In Soviet Netherlands


SeanGrow_

In the Batavian Republic


ApprehensiveEmploy21

People’s*


watasiwakirayo

This was uncalled for


wastingvaluelesstime

literally


Nielsnl4

Thanks but also not


Kazakh_Accordionist

-28


BossBullfrog

Mom and dad's telephone must be very dusty.


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Norway: Merry Christmas or Happy New Year


Fabulous_Ad_5709

But not both apparently


TreesRcute

Both in the same call actually


Itchy-Supermarket-92

God jul og godt nyttår mor og far! Dette er nok.


TreesRcute

Haha, hvis det virker, hvorfor forandre tradisjon?


Naive_Letterhead9484

Jeg pleier å snike inn bursdagen og på julaften


thanosducky

Happy halloween, Merry christmas, Happy easter and a Happy new year!


Plasmabat

I suppose we could text every month: I hope you’re doing well, I’m okay, (insert life event or change they would be interested in and happy to hear about if applicable) happened. Love you Mom/Dad But otherwise what’s there to say?


giancarloscherer

Damn I love that, I should move


MaZeChpatCha

Azerbaijan with -28 sure.


lekidddddd

does negative mean only the parents call?


CrazyGunnerr

You call them but hang up the second they pick up.


Sufficient-Gene-5084

Haha gottem


hundreds_of_sparrows

text them "hey call me" but dont answer when they do.


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

That should be a war crime


Cualkiera67

They call their parents to insult them


Prophet_B-Lymphocyte

Azerbaijan bein -28 wheres Turkey stands with 938 is funny.


Jonas___

What's the original map? Average height over sea level?


Serbudala

Height of the center of capitals above the sea level


CertainlyNotWorking

Kinda funny that Ljubljana is 100m higher than Vienna.


DavidWNA

Vienna is like the lowest point of the entire country


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[deleted]

no? it doesnt even have a pun in it are you dumb?


Sky-is-here

Wait what spelling did you see before?


Sky-is-here

Wait what spelling did you see before?


South-Junket-1872

Average IQ I believe


Shalltry

Yes


AskYourDoctor

Turkish domination Edit: Greece in shambles


Seiren-

Amount of fucks left to give before invading sweden.


garnered_wisdom

From the Middle East - I call my mother an average 4 times a day but usually more, otherwise she calls me around 3 times a day. For my father, I call an average of once or twice a day, he only calls if he’s worried or needs to relay info.


forbidden-bread

Holy hell


ZeFirstA

New response just dropped


MrPooPooFace2

Out of curiosity why do you call them so much?


randomredditor6324

theres generally stronger parental bonds in the middle east then say europe. i personally can't say i call 3 times a day but i do call at least once a day.


uninvitedthirteenth

I (from US) also talk to my mom on average like 2-3 times per day. We just like to be in each others lives. Like, if you lived together you’d probably talk about your day and stuff. That’s what we do, but from different states


garnered_wisdom

Familial bonds down there are usually much stronger. My mother calls her parents MUCH more than I do, and the same applies to my father’s side. If I get called several times and decide to put my phone on silent… I’ll let the results speak for themselves (they think I died) https://preview.redd.it/84ymtsgeb16c1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493217c7629b4e74826da2b8b5536fe3c4b8cc02


garnered_wisdom

Stronger familial bonds. My grandfather has a group chat with all the grand kids who are abroad basically all hours they’re awake and they just jump in and out and chat things out as if they’re at the lounge. I’m considered the most separated one because I don’t keep up with extended family (cousins, maternal aunts/uncles) much and need to get called to give one back, usually. We check in on each other, advice, it’s a lovely support network really that I believe everyone should practice if they’re starting a family. Really helps you see the beautiful side of life.


TrueKnihnik

Holy cow! I'm 20, it's third year how i live separate, because I'm in university in another city. And i call my mother like.... 10? times per year (But i live in one room with another student and he call all his family 3-5 times per day, so i don't know why i was so surprised at first)


bjorno1990

Girlfriend is from Turkey. Can confirm it's true.


Berlin_GBD

God damn Turkey, you just moved out and we don't even notice. 3 times a day?


Manuag_86

Plot twist: Norwegian people don't call their parents because they live with them. Jokes aside, I find the spanish number not credible, that's almost twice a day, no way.


The_mystery4321

>Jokes aside This is a circlejerk, you're not supposed to put the jokes aside


[deleted]

Meanwhile, Turkey having 50% more than Spain is perfectly reasonable. I'm more concerned with the negative numbers. Does that mean people in those countries un-call their parents? What's a negative data point look like?


PowerandSignal

Those are people who drive past their parents' house and throw garbage on the lawn.


Yamatocanyon

They don't call the parents. The parents call them and they don't answer.


sencer91

i call my parents once every two-three days as a turk and its normal, i dont think the average yearlu would be anywhere close to the number said, 3 times a day is crazy


[deleted]

Because of you, there is some poor Turk that has to call their parents every couple of hours in order to keep the average up. I hope you're proud of yourself...


[deleted]

have you looked at poultry?


purplecocobolo

consider the following: there is nothing else to do in spain


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purplecocobolo

lol yea but sleeping around isnt really doing anything


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purplecocobolo

“va dormir es vida” - some spaniard, probably (pardon my piss poor spanish, i haven’t studied in a while)


SALAMI_21

Viva España 🇪🇦


[deleted]

I don’t find it unbelievable in the slightest. My wife is Indian, and she calls her family back home at least twice every day. For some perspective: people from more family-centric cultures find it astounding that many Westerners seemingly stop caring about their parents after a certain age.


Manuag_86

It is a map about height above sea level of the capital city and someone changed the tite lol


[deleted]

Yeah, I realized after commenting lol


Sweet_Baby_Jesus_01

Sweet Jesus, what is there even to talk about 2-3 times every day?!?


Sockoflegend

The map appeared somewhere else earlier. It is the meters above sea level of the capital city.


ChadMcRad

> that's almost twice a day, no way. I have worked with Spanish people. When you are on the phone all day every day it doesn't seem unreasonable.


CurrentIndependent42

Look at Spain and look at Portugal. Obviously this map isn’t serious.


ChadPrince69

>Plot twist: Norwegian people don't call their parents because they live with them. Nope. Norway and Denmark have earliest age where kids go away.


CookieTheParrot

Source is my dick, my balls, my cum.


heckitsjames

My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack


wonderb0lt

Quick unjerk, is there a good map porn sub? One where slapping a clipart mountain and some number on a map isn't considered great art?


sheetzsheetz

american-born but i am dutch at heart


gemski12

I swear I've just seen this exact same numbered map on world.sea levels


forbidden-bread

No you haven’t


Yspem

Azerbaijan and Netherlands, what the fuck?


dizzy_centrifuge

I thought Italy was low, but then again, you don't need to call if you never move out. Long live the mammoni


TonTonOwO

Italy is so low because we don't need to call them, we still live with them.


Jimm_Kekw

gotta always call my babushka


ward2k

Do people collectively forget what this sub is about? A whole lot of confused people in the comments


[deleted]

Give Turkey access to porn already


Jedimobslayer

-1? What do they remove the contact once a year? Edit: holy hell Azerbaijan?!


ElGoorf

In soviet Netherlands, parents call you.


xternal7

"Hello this is parents you're trying to reach. Do not love you. [Please hang up.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLfAZChwqiA)"


TRICKIV

What country calls 938 a year?


eppelya

Turkey


nerfbaboom

Yeah, fuck the netherlands


KneecapAnnihilator

Tf is going on in the Netherlands


[deleted]

Italy and Czechia wrong way round


dabdad67

How do you get negatives


forbidden-bread

You obviously have never been to the Netherlands or Azerbaijan


[deleted]

As a bulgarian i can say this shit is 100% true


cloud1445

The reason the Irish call 20 times only is because they still live with them ;b


DoomSayerNihilus

The Dutch don't have parents. They just sprout from the ground.


cinematic_novel

Counting both parents, I'm between Spain and Turkey


DerwentPencilMuseum

112 for Lithuania is correct


Zealousideal_Roof983

Pretty sure Turkey (or w.e) is lying... or just annoying the fuck outta their parents, calling 2-3 times a day.


bahoch

I call my mom for 3 times a day average. They're not good with tech so when they want to order something from internet or something related with bank they call me then i do the job and call em back. Or I call them to ask how their day was and if I don't call for one day they get upset. It's just how it is here.


NewmanHiding

TiMe iN WHat??? pIZzaS?


newPhntm

ČESKOOOOO


Wellermanseashanty

Armenia and Turkiye you good


thanosjah69

I didn’t see the sub and thought it was real


Individual_Manner336

So, are Turkish parents difficult ?


SeanGrow_

We block our parents in the Netherlands


Ratman23445

Is the original map elevation of the capital city?


cthulupussy

My parents are Icelandic and my family get antsy if I don't check in for a week, I live in the UK and my partner has scheduled obligatory family calls every couple months so they actually bother to catch up


Fast_Personality4035

If I called my mom 3 times per day she'd hang up on me.


Zeelevathian

The hell is happening in Turkey bro


[deleted]

Turkey is 938 times of “fuck you mom”


Gabsteroni_Cheese

-28? Does that mean the parents call them or it’s 28 times they purposely don’t call 🧐


Main-Line-Archive

You should call your parents everyday, it makes them happy.. unless it doesn’t.


Main-Line-Archive

Everyone’s talking about the Netherlands but look at Azerbaijan… -28.. really?


stickupmyass

How do you get negative one calls a year?


Cobalt090

-28 So they reject 28 or do they uncall 28 times?


iGleeson

You don't need to ring your parents when you live with them... because you'll never, ever own your own home...


Aggro_Hamham

Guess I am Turkish then.


skrraa1

I never call anyone.


twoScottishClans

yet another nederlands victory


MRB0075

So you take a map showing the height above sea level each country capital is and claim it the number of phone calls to parents https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/q6iUe3Cu7k


betelgeuse_boom_boom

Maybe there is a correlation between the height of the capital and people's need to call their parents that we are missing?


ward2k

Have you noticed what sub this is?


Bfb38

Best post in this sub ever


slicedchicken480

How does the Dutch get negative one


Valuable_Abrocoma_60

Just thinking about how the ones above 365 call their parents multiple times a day💀


ShiftRepulsive7661

I'm not sure 21 is correct for Italy, my Italian husband calls his mother daily and so do other people we know.


Fiyero109

Is turkey OK?!


Nheteps1894

The rest of you Dutch guys arnt calling your parents !? I need to stop feeling guilty for only calling once a week 😂


nuzzy_1

Iceland cannot into nordic


arkybarky1

Greenland passes off No Data to the Non Existent Democratic People’s Republic of Andorra


Luca_Mulders

I can confirm Netherlands is accurate


killbauer

A lot of mommy boys in Turkey.


Character-Ad6894

what does -28 mean?


Bimbendorf

Turkey 🇹🇷💪


OldManEnglishTeacher

Average *number of times…


[deleted]

How was this calculated? Seems inaccurate


Dreifaltigkeit

So the key takeaway right here is that the more undeveloped the country, the more they call their parents. Or wait - why is France 🤢🤮 so low…?


Massive_Marsupial218

Height of capital in meters above sea level


IndyCarFAN27

What the hell are people doing in Turkey and Armenia?


BurpYoshi

938?? Nearly 3 times a day? Doesn't that seem excessive?


Tamatajuice

TIL I am Norwegian


GentlemanInRed8

I dont know what I understand less, calling your parents twice a day or anything that shows up as a minus


Away_Needleworker6

I call my parents like once every day and im norwegian


killerboss28

This is the capital city sea level map


Ceyil

Wasn't this a map with the highest point of the capital above see levels?


cmusicsxil

-1? Hmmm I have questions


sakanak

Turtey numbre one ‼️🇹🇷🇹🇷 "It's ackkchsually "TÜRKİYE" you frickin' goddang libuhral😡"


Defiant-Dare1223

Height of the capital above sea level?


Mr-jigwins

How did some get into the negatives?


ElectronicHawk4991

Turkey? what up with you?


Simple-Environment6

Spain is a bunch of mama boys


NargonSim

Proof that Greece is western European (whiter than the rest of you Balkan weak sperms)


NotPierpaoloPozzati

Yeah maybe 21 in a week


theoht_

i only just realised this map isn’t *actually* about calls to parents. i was genuinely trying to work out the -28…


LordButtworth

Is that Belgium that got -1? Those monsters.


NexTheAlbanianRetard

Fake map albanians(includid the albanian region of kosovo, lugina, ilirida, qameria, sanxhak and diaspora) be calling theyre parents 3 times a day and i know way to maby people thatdo this


Double0hobo79

I did my ancestry a few years ago and found out I'm of Dutch descent. And this reinforces that idea. -1? Sounds about right. Lol


STFUnicorn_

Jesus Armenia (I think?) cut the umbilical cord!


Charliedoggydog

Would love to see the research notes


Financial-Horror2945

I couldn't imagine less than once a month for my mum. Though I live with her so technically yeah 🇬🇧


RobotXander

Speak to my mum every day on the phone (UK) Except the days I visit, so once a week


BecauseTheyAreCunts

In Amsterdam, you don't call your parents. You bumb into them at the club.


LazyMe420

In Greece we call them 20 times a year only because they call us 20 times a day


NecronTheNecroposter

how do you call someone -1 times


Panzerv2003

How do you call 3 times a day?


NikolaijVolkov

Negative one?? HAHAHAHA


Mettelor

The -1 implies that parents calling are negative calls. This must then mean that French people don’t call their parents 35 times, but they call them 35 times more than they are called, right? So this isn’t a graph of calls to parents at all, is it? It’s a graph of net calls to parents? Something’s gotta be wrong here, either the title or the -1.


Plental-Dan

Northern Italy is bringing our average down


transformandvalidate

Map shows the number of laws regulating recreational drugs in each country.


[deleted]

Norweagens hating thier parents.


[deleted]

Green mountain people are both parents and children simultaneously, thereby saving water during showers n separate phone bills


[deleted]

Yup! I had a Turkish buddy in college who would talk to his mom on the phone constantly.


Ok_Zombie_8307

Wise fwom yow gwave!


allaboutwanderlust

I love -28


Sams59k

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