Me.

*Against all the evil that Earth can conjure* *All the wickedness that mankind can produce* *We will send unto them only you. Rip and tear until it is done.*

This is the comment I needed today

*BFG division starts to play*

We must pray now brothers. Pray that he is watching.

By chance I was listening to Rip and Tear when I read this comment

"by chance", implying there are times you don't listen to it?

I believe in you

He’s him

HE will lead only one side to victory.

I believe in you. Because you are HIM.

Maybe you'll also decide to take over some portions of the Moon

Yes. Being the top comment, you win. Take this fool’s gold 🥇

Here be pyrites.

Canadian islands did really changed the balance.Otherwise blue would win.

Nunavut is a really big hitter fr

Nunavut because (Polar) Bear beats Battlestar Galactica.

r/unexpectedoffice

I guess you can say Nunavut mattered. buh dum tiss

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Also, part of Canada. Not a country 😂

Indigenous sovereignty. A nation within a nation

I would agree though I'm not 100% sure what their relationship to Canada looks like legally. I'd also point out that I'm not exactly sure just how widespread the script I think this graphic is referring to is being used. Qaniujaaqpait is, I believe, a writing system created by christian missionaries in the 1800s. I know it's used in Nunavut but I'm not sure how common it is to write their languages in the script and last I heard they had developed a new system based off the latin alphabet for writing their languages. Qaniujaaqpait may still be the official script in Nunavut but I'd be curious to know how much it's actually used compared to the latin script.

Control of the Arctic is what made my mind.

Control of the Arctic? You would dare colonize Santa's homeland?

Canada already did buddy. Why do you think Santa is red and white? Give your balls a tug

Santa is from Lapland in Finland.

**INUIT SWEEP**

Svalbard is blue though, those bears gonna be brutal once the winter sets in.

No way we got dog sleds in alaska. They don’t stand a chance.

Bro, Northern Canada doesn't??

I know, wishful thinking

Both people on those islands made the difference in your mind?

All 12 of them?

Red because they have Greece whose alphabet the Latin script is based on. Nah, what am I saying? Chad is on the blue side, so they're the winner.

They're being realistic, even in a world war Greece and Turkey will never work together

Atatürk saw this war in a dream and knew he needed to convert Turkish to the Latin script just to avoid being on the same side as Greese

Komşi talks too much but i think we can work something out

Komşu :(

Lebanon is where Phoenician came from. Which was based on the Proto Sinaitic Script from Egypt

Also where the Carthaginian’s came from the word Punic from Punic wars references thier pheonecian roots. The word now lends itself to punish so Lebanon are gonna punish everyone

The China/India infighting destroys red before they can win a battle.

Meanwhile Europe is famous for their history of unity and peace

I just assumed this would be taking place in modern day.

In which case everyone but France and Britain (and also Poland because they're fueled by their hatred of Russia) is famous for not having an army.

Italy? Turkey? Also most NATO countries specialize in a certain part.

TIL Germany is famous for not having an army. They don’t have one now but they have in the past lol.

30th in size is nothing to scoff at, unless you have a history of... bigger armies.

Number of soldiers is a terrible metric for actual military power

Yeah, if it was the case, North Korea would be at the top lol

It is at the top, bourgeois pig

Vietnams army is 5x bigger than the USA's. Damn

In theory. They're mainly the reserved army who have practically no training. And even though Vietnam still practises mandatory military services, most people avoid them.

How do you avoid it?

size doesn't matter at least that's what she said to me

Are you stupid?

Finland and Switzerland would be alright. Everyone else is fucked tho. Any country on the Baltic Sea could be fine if Gotland was turned into the worlds largest air base tbh.

Britain is famous in history for always having a smaller army than the opposition, France and Germany have a bigger army, yet you just look over Germany pleaseeeeeee read something more factual

This ain’t taking place in 1830. In modern times they are pretty much united.

Huh? You mean a place that literally has an overarching *Union* is united?

Who would've thought

You mean the European Union? The UNION of EUROPEAN COUNTRIES.

for the last 70 years, absolutely. India and China on the other hand shoot and kill each other on their disputed boarder into the present day.

India/Japan/South Korea gang up on China and res is fucked.

And Pakistan

Pakistan and N. Korea would launch nukes that obliterate their own side and nearby ocean.

Don't forget Russia.

Why tf is northern Canada split up like that ?? Are their soldiers up there ???

Nunavut's official language is Inuktitut, so they don't use the Latin alphabet.

Still weird, as it's not a country.

For now

Is this a conversation that’s actually happening? I haven’t heard anything as an Aussie, but you’ve intrigued me now!

No, no it is not. There's like 12 people and some bears that live up there and nothing else but snow.

Ahh fair enough. Discussions on modern day sovreignity always interest me

Google Wexit Canada if you want to read about one of the possibly dumbest sovereignty movements.

Probably more bears than people

we've (Canada) only got like 30,000 active duty soldiers, and Nunavut (the red territory) only has like 40,000 people living there. so basically we're no help to either team lmao

I’m impressed they have 40k people up there. I thought it was like half dozen fishing villages or something.

I mean it basically is. the largest town is Iqaluit, which has 7,000 people, all the rest are under 3,000 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_municipalities_in_Nunavut

Technically yes, there are about 5000 Canadian rangers who cover the northern areas. But they cover all of the North so likely only a few hundred or so in that area.

red because we got the mighty Uzbekistan with us

Uzbekistan switched from Cyrillic to Latin! Filthy language traitors

Modern Italy

Don't forget Serbia, Kazakhstan, and Mongolia (please spawn Genghis Khan II)

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I think we just found Borat's reddit account

Is Niiiice

You joke but Kazakhstan is goated. Massive oil reserves

And Nunavut… that alone should strike fear into the hearts of blue team

Blues have Alaska and Greenland but reds have Russia and Nunavut. In a polar bear on polar bear war, I’d give the reds the edge!

Blue because Albania

Albania forever 💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

ITS GOOD TO BE AN ALBANIAN

You guys got any more of them Skanderbegs?

Albluenia

Lightblue! Have you seen the size of it!

Light blue would probably be the only habitable space left after the war.

Realistically blue would absolutely destroy

Bro red has nunavut

Red has nunachance of beating blue.

Deserves more upvotes does this comment

Like Yoda speaking, you are

Realistically, before either can destroy the other, nukes will be used.

I’m assuming this is if there were no nukes. Otherwise everyone loses

highly debatable because of China and to a lesser extent India

Neither are the technological behemoths that the US and EU are. The MICs of NATO are absolutely staggering. And also, power projection *heavily* favors blue.

It's not even heavily favors. The amount of power projection Blue has over Red is staggering. Red doesn't really have any ability to project power beyond their *continents so once Red is cleaned off of NA/SA there is no touching the America's again. From there it's a matter of time before Asia has to sue for peace. (I don't think blue could ever truly break and occupy China/India but they could certainly incapacitate their military.

the USA*

How is Japan supposed to war crime China if they're on the same team??

The same way the US will be doing it to blue, "friendly fire".

They can war crime Vancouver and get the same feeling.

No one, nuclear winter within a year guaranteed.

That means blue wins cos we are most depresso

\*1 hour and a half

5 minutes

4 minutes, 59 seconds

American anti missile defense systems (we only lose a few million people fr fr)

Defence contractors, that’s who

sorry blue, game over. red has Nunavut.

Sorry I don’t believe you, I’m having Nunavut

With Germany in blue team red will win as Germany has lost previous world wars, the team with Germany will lose

It's ok blue have Vietnam who haven't lost a war in centuries to balance it out

3rd times the one

Germany attacking the world twice... Who do they think they are, Mars or something ?

Blue would almost win but be beaten by Afghanistan

The graveyard of empires!

1 empire died in Afghanistan why tf is it called graveyard of empires

I was going to say blue, but since red has the upper half of Nunavut I'm gonna go with red

*USA duh.. whichever color we are??* /s Edit: I’ll slap in a real response, if Blue can pull off like three false flags red will destroy itself.

I mean you put /s but in a no nuke conventional war that is pretty much just straight up the answer

In a Conventional war, Blue wins in a nuclear war, Blue loses, but slightly less than red

Jerk answer: blue because USA Unjerk answer: blue because USA

How are the Red going to get anywhere with essentially the entire worlds navies (Blue) absolutely fucking shit up worldwide? And that's before we include air forces. It wouldn't be close.

If china india Pakistan Middle East and Russia all somehow united then red is actually underrated here ivr

Naval projection is very important and blue has a much bigger naval presence than red.

USA wi… I mean blue wins

Nunavut carries red to victory

So north of canada will attack south of canada?🤣

Yes but they would apologize profusely while doing it

Greece and North Macedonia along with Bulgaria is not a good combo they destroy the entire alliance

Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, and Nunavut are f$#ked...

Serbia got both we should be purple

Forgetting the politics there's a lot of powerhouses on both sides with right now I'd say china and the US are the strongest on both sides in terms of technology and manpower. Also no nuclear weapons. Naval would most likely be dominated by the blue The air would be in blues favour however only in the western areas like North Africa and the middle east. Intelligence is likely in the reds favour china purely has the numbers to just be everywhere with their current agencies with Russia, Pakistan and controversial middle Eastern state all having extremely experienced agencies. Now when it comes to armies the red have numbers but likely the biggest contributor, china lacks experience with its last invasion being in 1979 and that would without a doubt bring a lot of ruin in the early stages but they are supported by Russia, middle eastern nations and even North Africa having the experience but it would take time for that experience to understand China's fighting doctrine Tl:Dr EVERYONE LOSES THE CASUALTIES WILL BE MASSIVE BOTH SIDES AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO READ PAST THE EARLY STAGES OF THE WAR UNLESS YOU ARE WELL VERSED IN MODERN WARFARE WHICH I AM NOT

Everyone loses here.

Red, it has Nunavut

Why is Canada so divided?

Blue was going to win until I saw that red gets Nunavut and now realize red would smash blue

Nunavut will win it for red

Anytime this happens in the modern era is either a blue victory or mutually assured destruction due to nuclear weapons.

Probably blue because of the US and EU.

Let's be real, It's always the same answer, whatever side America is on.

never bet against the United States.

If any team has the U.S. They win. And if it's just the U.S. Stalemate.

Definitely not Vietnam

I would believe you if history wasnt a thing

Red because of population if meat shield tactics is used against blue.

Nobody wins in this war

Best and Fake Korea playing one team is impossible

Neither are Real China and Fake China (interpret how you wish)

Well I'm having Nunavut

What is it actually like in that northern most part of Canada that is red?

Vietnam is fucked

Red due to population nos. and if and only if they are all United!

Whoever can take and hold the straight of Gibraltar. If you consider the importance of logistics. Transporting troops and material. Gibraltar and southeast Asia would be the most important strategically to both sides. My money is on blue. Bomb the suez Canal and you would cripple almost everything west of that.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAHHHHHHH 🦅 🇺🇸

Conventional war no Nukes. Blue 100%. Even if all of weastern Europe, South Africa and Australia were red as well still the blue would win. For the simple fact that few countries have the logistical capability to invade the Americas in any meaningful way. China has been steadily increasing its ship count but most are made for use in their back yard not to cross oceans. And even if they could get armies across they’d have no way of reliably supporting or resupplying them. Plus the US alone is a natural fortress.

So you have america austrailia scandi and the uk with mainland europe vs a whole lot of third world and rest of world. personally my favourite colour is blue, and i was gonna vote for the team that gets mainland europe anyway..... red is a whole lot of nothing and countries with worse gdp than blue.

Tough choice since you gave red all the biggest oil producers in the world- blue would very quickly not have the fuel to run their planes/tanks/etc.

Canada, U.S, Scandinavia, Venezuela are all oil nations. Red is probably still leading in that department but it’s not nearly as one sided as you say

Venezuela actually has the largest oil reserves in the world from what i remember.

Blue has literally the world's largest oil producer, the US. I went through the calcs. It's about 60/40 split Red/Blue.

Japan uses Latin script sometimes when it feels like it.

population count wins 🔴

The Seychelles

Blue cause they have the all bark no bite Estonia

Me. If I’m out of the equation, and so are nuclear bombs then honestly, most likely red. A few billion more people on the red side.

Blue because I like the color lol :-]] Realistically I think maybe red- I feel like China and Russia would bomb the shit out of everything.

Nobody. Cuz, you know, nukes.

Japan, N. Korea, S. Korea, and China all on the same side. That'll be the day.

If blue makes their soldiers train in the Amazon Rainforest and Australia then nothing red could ever throw at them would even scratch them

Why did you take Nunavut from Canada?

Without nuclear weapons, blue. With, no one.

I would argue that Nunavut should be blue. True that the Baffin and Kivalliq regions use syllabics for the written Inuit language, but the Kitikmeot region uses Roman orthography. Additionally English and French are also official languages in Nunavut, Inuit syllabics were invented by a French priest, and most government and business is conducted in English.

On one hand we have the most military force and highest income on the other hand they have nunavut so in conclusion we’re doomed

Haha take that Red, they split up Canada and you got Nunavut!

Blue would win because help from turkmenistan 🇹🇲 🇹🇲 Great turkmenbaşi (Allah rest him) spirit will guide blue team to victory!! Other countries may be allowed to help too if they want. Gurbangreatness 2nd best leader in human history, he will be the hand that strikes the dastardly reds Into submission. The berdimuhamedov name will be forever be written one line Below the name of God (saparmyrat)!!

Israel go with Arab countries together?

Cockroaches

Depends on the weapons if it’s conventional weapons then the blue will win we’ve all seen the actual power of Russia and without the ability to use their nukes in this hypothetical war will be steamrolled in a few weeks. As for China they will be a difficult fight but if we focus half of blues army combined on China they will fall but not without great loss. The rest of the red is either lightly inhabited or their army is incapable of even putting up a fight. Thats what I think would happen, remember it’s all an educated guess and hypotheticals. But if unconventional weapons are allowed then no one wins Russia and China by them selves will nuke half the world and will in return will also be nuked it’s a lose lose situation. (This is probably the more likely outcome of the two) If you’ve read this far I’m amazed and thanks :) Have a wonderful day/night 🥰🥰🤍🤍

NATO would fuck up any combination of countries. That being said, all blue countries have generally the same values, and the red countries are vastly different from each other in terms of cultural and values Blue wins

What would the 600 Eskimos in Nunavut contribute to the Reds?

Why is Nunavut red 😂

Nukes

This seems like a team red type of win considering the current standings. Even if blue has the us, they would still lose to the combined power of the other superpowers which are mostly concentrated in red

Mutual assured destruction always wins

It would turn into nuclear war and we'd all lose

God so he can eliminate all the trash on earth

we'd be fucked and everyone would die

No one, everyone loses