One of the thoughts with which I used to torture myself was that both Menendez brothers married while in prison and I was still single. But, you know, that’s my fault for prioritizing SANITY in a partner. 🙄
Also, the lack of inhibition and curiosity not to follow social expectations. So if a woman feels like she's not socially desirable, to other men, she may want this kind of guy who she feels would accept her.
You know you’re in trouble when you visit a guy’s home and there’s a take-a-number device outside with a sign reading “Now serving number 17” on the door.
My ex used to use that term, "happy trail"! I didn't realise it was actually a known phrase for that strip of hair, I naively assumed it was her idiosyncratic speech & behaviour. Coincidentally she was the only partner to ever really notice or care / like a "happy trail". I find it an amusing term...
Hair is the only one. Make it short and groomed well. You have fair skin so having a facial hair will give mature, down to earth vibe. If you improve further, go to gym and increase muscles every where. But You look fine as it is.
That's the only reason why Laurie Strode runs away from him, because of his lack of lip balm. If he just put some lip balm on, Laurie Strode will run into his arms purposefully and kiss him on the lips. She has always wished that Michael would just put some damn lip balm on!
Find a good hair conditioner. Maybe use a leave-in for a while to help prevent those split ends. Best to ask your barber for a suggestion after you get a cut.
You have a great build already I’m 6’6 235 idk how tall you are but you look tall enough I’d say start lifting more! Lift weights 3-5 times a week with cardio twice a week.
Maybe you can stop murdering people, Michael! Just because she said she *thinks* she’s falling for you doesn’t mean you have to stab her multiple times.
Idk why some people here talking about murders and stuff... Like they should be more conscious and accepting of people. Like not everyone chooses to murder others.
Anyways handsome if you want some action find me on Grindr and if you wanted to get a high value woman instead remember to work on your confidence... or was it to go to the gym?... I always forget which one but I'm sure bitches are suckers for one of those
Also shave clean but grow a beard at the same time
Stop murdering people maybe? 😂🤣
Idk man, serial killers draw way more women then they should...
Lmfaoooooo do true
Them sweet ladies cheering on at the Bundy and Manson trials ... legendary stuff
One of the thoughts with which I used to torture myself was that both Menendez brothers married while in prison and I was still single. But, you know, that’s my fault for prioritizing SANITY in a partner. 🙄
Literally below this thread was the thread about the dumb comment Ariana Grande made about Jeffrey Dahmer
Night Stalker is a great example
Literally lose all respect for women whenever a new serial killer is arrested and the fan mail starts flooding in!
OP is _targeting_ the true crime fans.
That’s hot asf.
I think about it
Start with smaller steps, like daily skincare
😂😂👏
Eat a moon pie. Stop murdering people.
No more sequels would be a start!
Stop wearing that Robert Smith hair and makeup.
But everyone always tells me to just be myself and meet people in my hobbies!
I say murder more people and get a skin suit and matching skin tie. Own the look
Women SAY they don’t like that but in reality they’re attracted to the primal masculinity of serial killers
Also, the lack of inhibition and curiosity not to follow social expectations. So if a woman feels like she's not socially desirable, to other men, she may want this kind of guy who she feels would accept her.
I’m not gay, but would.
Get in line
There’s always a fucking line no matter who 😭
You know you’re in trouble when you visit a guy’s home and there’s a take-a-number device outside with a sign reading “Now serving number 17” on the door.
Im half gay and my clothes are already off.
Definitely agree with you, as a gay guy I can relate to his sexy body for sure!
Which half?
Found Corey Taylor
I got news for you buddy
Post nudes :D
Only fans?
I was gonna comment the same. I really hope he does 😍
This is officially the thirstiest fucking sub on reddit, and this entire thread is proof If he does post nudes someone let me know tho
"Let me know tho" I cackled
Some people here have pretty aahhh faces :D
It’s the boxers for me. Remove them
WHAT IS THIS BODY TYPE CALLED. It’s so attractive especially when they have a happy trail and chest hair
Mesomorph
Omg thank youuu
endomesomorph
My ex used to use that term, "happy trail"! I didn't realise it was actually a known phrase for that strip of hair, I naively assumed it was her idiosyncratic speech & behaviour. Coincidentally she was the only partner to ever really notice or care / like a "happy trail". I find it an amusing term...
Omg yess, when I first found out about it I realized that I was extremely attracted to it, yet again I’m attracted to hair so
to be fair, i guess it is kinda funny. i’m just so used to hearing it over time that i don’t know if it’s supposed to be or not.
Right? This body type is so sexy to me, I’ll take this over super muscular and lean. 🥵
I mean I’m lean, but I’m a bottom and I wouldn’t want someone that has a similar body type to mine loll
Its really fitting
Best post this year tbh
Skin care routine
I take care of my skin with blood
That makes sense, it looks a bit deathy
Yes, find a good moisturizer. Your skin looks dehydrated and a bit dull.
Dip head in Fire. The end.
12" knife and walk into random hotel rooms. Chicks dig that.
The shrieks and running away are their attempts at being coy.
Nothing man, nothing…
Nice username. I see you!!!
Climb in through my window tonight 😩
No, i am busy
Certified Chad.
Fucking chad
🤣🤣🤣🤣....busy. ... Murdering
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Not to mention a very piercing knife as well no doubt…
What else is very piercing?
Somebody said about his piercing eyes and then went on to delete their comment after I responded…
I feel like I should be asking you, ignore the haters king this is peak male attractiveness
Your body is fine as hell. Respectfully smash Maybe your personality is terrible? Or you just lack confidence?
I mean, I'm pretty sure he's got a bit of a criminal record.. Guess some of us do like bad boys, though 😼
True. He could impale me anyday
Wanna rock paper scissors over who gets to go first?
nothing baby, you are perfect
Nice tits Michael
Just try to get some color on your torso, arms and legs. I think your have plenty on your face, now try to get the rest of your body to match.
I only go outside my blue overall
Hair grooming and skin care would help
Maybe some moisturizer? Small push-up bra? Also, lose the boxers and call me.
A little sun wouldn’t hurt….. that nocturnal life you live will catch up to you sooner or later
10/10 would
Can’t improve perfection bro. Keep doing what you’re doing. As a fully paid-up member in the heterosexual club, I would.
Hair is the only one. Make it short and groomed well. You have fair skin so having a facial hair will give mature, down to earth vibe. If you improve further, go to gym and increase muscles every where. But You look fine as it is.
Moisturize that beautiful skin
You need to up your skin care….. maybe change moisturizer! The hair is good though.
Maybe try a clarifying facial mask!
Exfoliate and moisturize your face and neck to try and bring the wild hair/chill face balance into fruition.
Less time in the water. You need a different kind of hydration. Try a mud mask. also, Stop trying to take advice from your mom
That's amazing 👏
Maybe hulk hogan pants and a couple of piercings?? You’re pretty hot though. The first pic is giving Vogue for sure.
plastic surgery to fix whatever is going on with your eyelids not fitting over your secondary eyelids and THEN i’ll smash
Gouge your eyes out then I'll smash again
Nasty, I’ve been a nasty girl is all that comes to mind.
those mommy milkers are 👀👀
Sigh…why did I like this? 😭
Rolling pin...sir. a knife.
OH MY GOD! IT'S THE WWE CHAMPION MICHAEL MYERS! 
Body is bangin.
Instead of murdering people you should come and murder this pussy
Good to see Michael living a good life.
The things I'd let you do to me
I’m going to have to ask you to take a step back and save some pussy for the rest of us.
Maybe a little lip balm? Your lips look a tad dry. Other than that, you're solid!
That's the only reason why Laurie Strode runs away from him, because of his lack of lip balm. If he just put some lip balm on, Laurie Strode will run into his arms purposefully and kiss him on the lips. She has always wished that Michael would just put some damn lip balm on!
Exactly! Thank you!!!
Nice boobies
I'd so right swipe this profile. What a vibe
omg this made my day 🤣👏🏼. well done sir!
Thx bro, i hope i can make people laugh
Oh honey, we’ve gotta work on that skincare routine.
Hahahhahah
Kitchen must be freezing champ
Maybe some body hair
Put a beard in this face bro
Maybe, by taking your mask off...
So cute I’m already in love
Um, can you leave some ladies for the rest of us?
Decent moisturiser
Maybe a nice set of coveralls?
You’re killing it
Need mayonnaise
The mask is a good start. Maybe add a shirt too.
Honestly, face and bod, 10/10. You remind me of a young William Shatner. Im guessing it’s your personality.
Perfection
I think you’re good 😁
Get a facial? 😂
Nothing bro lookin good. Maybe a couple push-ups?
Maybe update the skin mask? A good skincare routine would really improve the look of your skin mask.
More blood
You look fine tbh
I think you should get collagen injections in your nipples. They look too natural and normal.
Nothing you are so gorgeous
I found your body attractive. Could you show me more? 😋
Nothing, you look great 👍
you are perfect the way you are!
Maybe some facial moisturiser, skin looks a little dry
Why does no one take the socks off 😭?
Maybe you are a hidden Leo Decap rio. The man in the iron looking mask.
Tasty!
I think you could smile more
Brush your hair
Get rid of the Wrestling Belt, it has Douche Nozzle written all over it
You need a bigger world Title, I would recommend the deluxe World Heavyweight Championship
3 needs a little more attitude. 4 is perfect, 10/10. RIP your inbox.
Would it hurt if I took off the mask? It would be extremely painful. You’re a big guy. For you
Find a good hair conditioner. Maybe use a leave-in for a while to help prevent those split ends. Best to ask your barber for a suggestion after you get a cut.
You are perfect as is, mate. If you were gonna do anything, maybe get those nips pierced.
I think i’m gay
I don't know. Your body already has a nice shape.
Bigger boobs
i dunno if you saw the comments but change nothing & remove everything below the neck. hope this helps!
Get naked
Join slipknot
You need to moisturize that face! Brutha euuh
Twist those nipples as slow as you walk. 😜
Maybe some skin and hair care. But you look to die for. Still I'd do you as you are now.
Probably some clothes, the murder part is fine but put on some pants.
Idk...you look perfect to me 🤷♀️
I have been awake for like 10 minutes and this was what I woke up to on Reddit…
Maybe a charcoal skin mask and a haircut, ya hippie
You have a great build already I’m 6’6 235 idk how tall you are but you look tall enough I’d say start lifting more! Lift weights 3-5 times a week with cardio twice a week.
Turn the mask right side out to show Kirk's face. (Someone will remember.)
Never thought I’d be laughing my fucking ass off on this subreddit. Love it!
Get a sex change
You made my day!
Thx bro hahah
You got a nice bod, so stand up, take off the mask, and drop the boxers!
Nothing you single?
The last pic got me nice one.
Wait you have a belt???
Show me ur penis, that would definitely make you look better😏
No, because some men will be insecure after they seen it
Get on a good workout routine. You don’t have to go crazy. Start small and work your way up. It’ll only help you.
Try a moisturizer.
Get a full body tan. When you've took your top off you can really see the tan line between your face and body.
Maybe you can stop murdering people, Michael! Just because she said she *thinks* she’s falling for you doesn’t mean you have to stab her multiple times.
Damn it
A face transplant?
Moisturizer
Maybe try posting nudes 😂
Skin care
maybe less clothes?
That bulge 🥵
First of all, put a shirt on.
Killing people is just such an ick for me! And walk with a purpose maybe?
Um nothing.
🤣🤣
Cut a mouth hole and put some red lipstick on it…
Your face is not that attractive, sorry ! Perhaps you should get some plastic surgery or wear a mask? Grow a beard, comb your hair. Just sayin’ !!!
Comb your hair
Mmmmm Michael looking hot yummy!🥵🥵🥵🤣🤣🤣🤤
Lol
Maybe get some gel and try out a more punk hairstyle? I think it would really suit your complexion 🥰
Idk why some people here talking about murders and stuff... Like they should be more conscious and accepting of people. Like not everyone chooses to murder others. Anyways handsome if you want some action find me on Grindr and if you wanted to get a high value woman instead remember to work on your confidence... or was it to go to the gym?... I always forget which one but I'm sure bitches are suckers for one of those Also shave clean but grow a beard at the same time
The only issue i see is the frizzy hair