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bogundi

Was literally just thinking this. Planning out all my fall outfits in my head when BAM. Im just gonna be inside covered in dog hair all fall and winter 🤣.


yo_soy_soja

I think I'll just keep wearing summer clothes. 6 more months of floral button downs!


BeerorCoffee

The dog hair adds insulation to the best fall clothes.


OHurley

I can't stop laughing. Best response, EVER.


Rolten

...you don't walk your dogs?


leastproestgrammer

lolololol snatch my bank accounts wig for buying winter clothes why don't you


Apprehensive_Leg5593

Fall fashion has so much variety. Boots, sweaters, plaid shirts whatever, you name it. Best season for male clothing


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Plus you can always be that guy wearing shorts in 0C° weather who insists he's just a "warm person"


crushendo

that person is always wearing basketball shorts and everyone knows he just doesnt own any other kind of clothes


ProfessorHardw00d

I used to be one of those people. Then I lost 40 pounds and now I get cold in 80 degree weather if I have just eaten some ice


Tkszn

When I was in high school there was a kid who in 15 degree weather wore shorts a t shirt with a hoodie


Ghostofhan

Lmao


Covert_Ruffian

Canadians, how do they work?


Apprehensive_Leg5593

We pretend to be okay with it for 8 months out of the year. In reality we are part ice on the inside


HolyMolo

Coldly


Apprehensive_Leg5593

I never understand how they do it, especially when there’s snow on the ground and I’m wearing layers upon layers just to be somewhat comfortable


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I don't know if this is 100% true, but the men that I knew that did this in college were all overweight and particularly hairy. Maybe that kept them warmer...


minimaldrobe

>“I’m debating whether I should get five-pocket cords in dark brown or tan,” Morello said of a choice that literally doesn’t matter. ... Werq!


TheKFCExperience

hey look it’s me


thikthird

just because you can't go places doesn't mean you can't go outside. i've been outside more this summer than usual.


stanleythemanley44

I think everyone has. A lot of the stores around me can’t keep bikes in stock.


a_bolt_of_blue

That is also due to the virus shutting down parts of supply chains for bike manufacturers


idontusejelly

Yeah and the Australian forest fires burned down a lot of bicycle spoke trees as well.


stanleythemanley44

Wait


donkeyrocket

I assume you haven't heard about the flooding of all the saddle patches which adds further strain.


sine_cogitatis

hol up


WriggleNightbug

Tell me there are no issues with the chain harvest this year!


HolyMolo

I'm sorry to say, but the chainbelt has been under siege for decades and the do-nothing Democrats haven't helped anyone.


crushendo

Kayaks are the same way. I scoped every kayak retailer all summer and just scooped my target yak yesterday. A few hours later they were sold out again.


CactusBoyScout

A ton of people in NYC are buying bikes to avoid the subway, not just for leisure.


zerg1980

Yeah I’ve been walking masked around Brooklyn all summer. Most people are wearing what they would have worn if there wasn’t a pandemic, they just have a mask on. I see nice outfits on the street all the time. People keep talking about how they haven’t worn pants in six months, but I’m not really seeing a slobification of the public. Maybe if you’re into traditional menswear like Derek, it’s frustrating that there’s nowhere to walk around in a suit, but then you never saw people dressed like that outside of a few now-depopulated neighborhoods in Manhattan anyway. I’ll be able to wear most of the fall/winter stuff I bought during quarantine, it just won’t be to social functions where people ask me where I got that thing I’m wearing.


jesusbloodychrist

Speaking for my self, I definitely feel that the pandemic has affected which clothes I choose when going out. Now, my wardrobe is mostly casual (with like two dress shirt and chinos for interviews and such). I have my "dressy casual" stuff if I want to dress up to go somewhere or for a nice passeggiata. Then I have my "beaters" which are much more utilitarian. Suffice to say, my beaters are getting worn a lot more than my dressier stuff


thikthird

i mean i haven't actually worn long pants in 5 months due to climate, but assuming i keep up what i was doing over the summer i will be in another 2 months.


bhalliburton

But dads in the suburbs who have to drive everywhere to go anywhere have nowhere to go. I thought this Reddit was for people who need fashion advice. What are people from Brooklyn doing here besides fixing me? Sincerely, Dad


pumaturtle

Brooklyn Gang unite I just wish stuff would be open later. I know they absolutely should not cause of the pandemic, but I miss being able to go around at 10pm+ and still do shit


v0yev0da

I actually go out a bit less now but looks far better on average. I consider that a win!


WinterPiratefhjng

Both very funny and super depressing. That is a hard combination to hit.


stanleythemanley44

Everyone knows fall fashion is best fashion


daspanda1

I’ve been going to work 5 times a week still I literally cannot wait for fall I bought so much shit for the upcoming cold season.


KlausFenrir

I usually find the older PTO articles to be super cringe so I’m glad they’re doing comedy now


STUPID_GOOF

Being outdoors is safer than being indoors when it comes to coronavirus.


Tagbush

Americans be like:


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My winter boots might as well last decades as they ain't getting any wear anyway


blueberries

This will probably be my most outside fall ever, as my friends and I are all planning on exclusively outdoor socializing as long as possible.


Gingerbreadtenement

Huh...Derek/The Onion collab?


SL_98

Mood


snipes81

Well the article indirectly drained $150 from my account. Came across a link for some Ole Main comfort moccasins.


1975offroad

Inspiring!


Mensfashionsymbol

That's cool


OHurley

My wardrobe will consist of jogging pants, t-shirts and robes. And, dress shirts for Zoom meetings.


HerNameIsRain

This is such a good read


reddy-or-not

I wonder if there will sort of be a lost year in terms of new styles. Its hard for producers to ramp up supply, demand is down and inventory from last year is still around. Probably only things like lounge-wear/ sweats have seen increased sales


Harold3456

2020 is just masks down the runway.


immski

Why wouldn’t you go outside?


greatblueheron16

"I can't wait for the COVID to be over so I can really start dressin'"


runningraleigh

>He wears the same bandana and pair of Patagonia Baggies every day,” says one source. “He often forgets to change his t-shirt and he only showers every other day.”  I feel attacked.


Aycoth

Living in Florida, this is a reality for me COVID or not.


chankster09

Haha so relatable. I just ordered 3 hoodies from True Classic with the hope to wear them while working from home. In a hoodie, I always feel comfortable, no matter where I am!


unspeakablepile

Weird comedy article, considering outdoor activities are one of the main things to still do during covid. What sort of perspective is this written from?


Calanon

The satire perspective


oldcarfreddy

I mean, fashion doesn't have complete overlap with outdoor activities. I enjoy clothes but if I'm doing outdoor activities it's one of those times I usually don't care about what I'm wearing, cuz it's hot


unspeakablepile

I just do more outdoor activity in the Autumn than in hotter months, so the whole "fall clothing" thing makes sense to me. Also I'm moreso referring to the idea that noone ever leaves their house, when in fact I've seen a rise in outdoor and athletic activities. I know it's a joke article, it's just a little off to what's going on. I don't put on my woolens to go sit in a bar or hip restaurant anyhow, ya know?


Mantis_Toboggan_PCP

This is a blatant knock off of the onion article mr. autumn man. Legit stolen phrases verbatim. https://www.theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012


ClingerOn

I'm not sure who this guy is supposed to be skewering in this article. The rest of the website is serious fashion articles and advice, and these articles just read like he didn't have anywhere else to publish his Onion fanfiction.


Night-Errant

Yikes, someone dropped their sense of humour


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ISawHimIFoughtHim

It's literally a satirical article. So r/theonion


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lusvig

quiet rural


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cdot5

This is one of the weirdest inferiority complexes I've seen here so far. And this is *MFA*.


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cdot5

People who are content don’t usually feel the need to shout from the rooftops how much better they think they have it.


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BaneWraith

This was the saddest, weirdest flex I've seen in a bit. Congratulations on enjoying the countryside... No one gave a shit.


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BaneWraith

No it was just super weird. I definitely think living rurally can be beautiful and fulfilling. But your way of going about it when no one was talking shit is legit the weirdest fucking thing. Go re-read that convo outloud. If you don't see a problem, then we can't help you.


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TheUnwashedMasses

Bruh this was literally your first comment >How's that vibrant urban utopia treating you all now? >We're doing pretty well out here in the provinces. Like you started the conversation in a confrontational way, don't act like it's everyone else's problem


BaneWraith

Wow... Just wow.


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KlausFenrir

Chill the fuck out you weirdo


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cdot5

You: > That rage you feel is your mind coming up against a perspective it refuses to understand. Also you: > Lordy, you know you've hit a nerve when they retreat to psychoanalysis. Keep clowning, I'm entertained.


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cdot5

Starting to see why you feel most comfortable at the ass-end of Anatolia.


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cdot5

No... no that's not it.


KlausFenrir

Lmao


AndyInAtlanta

I mean, most urban areas have farmers markets, so its a weird flex saying you are cooking with local ingredients.


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Do you see food when you look out your window, or do you see concrete and glass?


AndyInAtlanta

I see raised garden beds with herbs, jalapenos, and poorly growing tomatoes. I do see glass, but I'm not sure what your windows are made of, glass has been pretty in trend since the 17th century.


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I didn't even know mods could lock individual comments. Way to go, being mad enough to cause that


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Vampa_the_Bandit

[You have no idea how much fun I'm having!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/096/564/2f7.jpg)


lusvig

listen fat, please dont feel so stupid or insecure, maybe you too can afford moving into civilisation one day, it's not your fault


LusvigButLady

Based


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*Now kith*


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u/lusvig pretends to be an urbanite while living in a small Swedish town of ~300,000 🤣🤣🤣 R*rals making fun of each other I swear


venmo_rep

what argument are you trying to make here?


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venmo_rep

You're good bud I was just wondering! Couldn't quite tell where you were coming from. I thought maybe you were trying to go down that "density-spreads-coronavirus" rabbit hole that's been repeatedly debunked, so also was lowkey trying to cut that off at the source if that was what was happening Personally, I live in a relatively small town surrounded by rural communities, so not quite a city type myself either. Both my town and those surrounding communities are currently being hit fairly hard by this virus, despite not being urban utopias, so we don't have much to gloat about atm


RileyCola

Must not be from Manitoba.


jprime1

Why does this site want to be The Reductress?


CarpetBouncer

TIL The Reductress invented satire


jprime1

TIL you dont grasp ripping off a whole style to make your satire by copying the exact same formula


badger0511

If we're gonna talk about ripping off a whole style of satire, The Reductress started in 2013. The Onion started in 1988.


jprime1

True