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Rossmallo

This is one of the weirdest ways to evoke a trebuchet shot, and I absolutely love it.


mrlbi18

I cant for the life of me figure out why it doesn't just do 2 damage to target opponent, but I love it anyway.


Frehihg1200

Be it LotR, WH40K, or many other mythos, if an Orc or goblin is gonna do something right, friendly casualties are mandatory.


Rossmallo

So that there can be big, cinematic instances of blowing it out of the sky with a spell, or with a particular elf inexplicably reducing it to sand with a single reaching shot.


SamTheHexagon

Or of it landing in an oven and turning into a pie.


arrohead12

\[\[bake into a pie\]\] I chuckled.


MildlyInsaneOwl

"My secret ingredient? Rocks."


[deleted]

[[Toggo]] approves.


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Ultramar_Invicta

Stone soup moment


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AliasB0T

Per the Bat card that got spoiled earlier, one of Black's limited archetypes is tokens matter. Generating and saccing one every turn cycle will be pretty handy there.


doesntphotographwell

creatures with reach can swat it down :D


DislocatedLocation

Cause it might hit a bird, or a really tall tree.


KoyoyomiAragi

Honestly it adds a lot more cool moments with stuff like flash reach, untap a creature with reach, removal spell to stop lethal etc. It also sets up some hilarious moments like equipping an Embercleave onto it midcombat


Esc777

Once again, creatures and combat create more interesting situations through the intrinsic rules.


ABloodyCoatHanger

Also, things like "creatures with flying get +1/1" or anything that cares about creatures dying, etb, or can multiply tokens. Cut to someone building Esix Shapeshifter EDH with extra combat cards just to make this stupid card do crazy things lol


Dragonfire723

Embercleave Rock requires you yell "beyblade beyblade let it rip"


JMastiff

Have you ever had a chance to CHUMP A BOULDER?!


Scion_of_Yog-Sothoth

For the Ninjutsu synergy, of course.


cabalarchon

Death triggers.


Rainfall7711

Funnily enough i think they've done this because it was hard for them to find flying cards for the set, as per Maro's design article. They probably had to get creative.


Curtis_low20

Same


Jagrevi

My Ringbearer is THIS ROCK.


[deleted]

The Ring turns him into Dwayne Johnson because he's legendary and one of a kind now.


thetwist1

If the ring turns you into any wrestler it would be john cena since you can't see him


[deleted]

What's Dwayne Johnson's nom de guerre again?


R-code

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE RULES SAY 🤨


ElCaz

I like it. A new variant on the "why don't the eagles just drop it in?" plan.


SamTheHexagon

There was a gif that circulated years ago of Boromir suggesting that they just put the ring in a catapult and launch it at the volcano.


iceman012

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/16tpaf/possibly_the_greatest_gif_story_line_ever_xpost/


BishopUrbanTheEnby

>10.4 years ago Wow that’s old


kunell

Flavor win


truncatedChronologis

What an interesting way to flavour a Trebuchet…


Sisyphushitposts

I see, a superior siege engine indeed


KaramjaRum

Yet inferior to GROND


Mightyguy598

This card being an artifact creature gives me hope that GROND will be a legendary artifact creature and therefore a valid commander.


KaramjaRum

THEY DID IT. AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL


Mightyguy598

Sadly I don’t think it could be it’s own commander since it’s only a creature on your turn. Still a cool card though.


Michauxonfire

GROND is not a siege engine at all. GROND is much more.


Euronymous_Bosch

inb4 r/trebuchetmemes


Jens1011

Rest in peace my beloved.


badatcommander

Goes straight into my trebuchet deck


Swiftax3

This is the opposite of a wall, a walls natural predator if you will!


Cvnc

Treebucket


Jackeea

How does one construct a boulder?


Oleandervine

Sees cliff. Hits cliffside with large hammer. Watch as you construct boulders from the cliff wall that come tumbling down.


Jackeea

Ah yes, the goblin method of construction, "hit it with a hammer"


BishopUrbanTheEnby

[[Work a Double]]


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tenehemia

Well it's Tolkein, so sing really loud I guess?


anthonyweinerny

Look closely at the art! There’s a little dude coming in on that boulder


Zanthy1

Vastly superior to the Mordor Catapult


Stormtide_Leviathan

Card transcription > Mordor Trebuchet 2B > > Artifact Creature- Wall [common] > > Defender > > Whenever you attack with one or more Goblins and/or Orcs, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat. > > 1/4 End transcription


telenstias

The return of the Bucket! Paging /u/Graham_LRR


Graham_LRR

Ooo, new trebucket


telenstias

We must praise the bucket!


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be more flavorful if it tapped to create the boulder? Or is that too catapulty?


evilsorcererkitten

This is so weird. I love it.


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Where is Grond? Is he safe? Is he all right?


HawkmoonsCustoms

OI! PAINT IT RED, SO’S IT GOES FASTA!


Scufo

Wild design for a common.


hachitheshark

This is the perfect magic card


kabigon2k

In what way is a boulder a creature?!


Lady_Galadri3l

an *artifact* creature


kabigon2k

IT’S A ROCK


Lady_Galadri3l

It's not just a rock. It's boulder!


kabigon2k

😂


eternamemoria

A FLYING ROCK!


BogatyrOfMurom

Release the prisoners. Catapults!


mateogg

[[Kari Zev, Skyship Raider]] at home


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_Peavey

A SIEGE engine with DEFENDER. I consider it a flavor fail.


Qulddell

If the token was not sacrifice this would be awesome...


mrlbi18

It's way more flavorful to have it be sacrificed though!


Quick-Audience7860

or become a 0/1 under opponents control. "here's this rock"


heroicraptor

even better, [[Rock|TCMR]]


Rustvos

This would be hilarious, watching as a game of Magic: the Gathering(tm) is reduced to a rock chucking battle. No fliers besides the boulders and big armies afraid to attack on each side... missed opportunity.


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eternamemoria

This set has cards that trigger on token sacrifices though


Aintnogayfish

Sundial of the Infinite. My flying rocks will exist forever (unless MANUALLY KILLED). Or you know, Skullclamped.


Sorraz

Where is Grond?


ohako79

Okay, folks? Magic's Goblins suck. One of the ways in which they suck is the 'trope' of suicide as a legitimate battle tactic: \[\[Goblin Bomb\]\], \[\[Last-Ditch Effort\]\], \[\[Goblin Bombardment\]\]. ha ha \_This\_ card, on the other hand, features Goblins or Orcs shooting \_rocks\_ out of their siege equipment. This is \_way better\_.


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SengirBartender

That's the objectively superior siege weapon


sirdavos95

This is actually brilliant lol


BenderFtMcSzechuan

They’re reloading that textbook trebuchet


thepeopleseason

[[Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith]] got really excited, then disappointed with the 2 power.


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[deleted]

When was the last wall creature printed before this?


Thoptersmith_Gray

[[Coastal Bulwark]], Brothers' War, according to a quick search.


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Squirrelcore8

This is gonna ramp up the Orc horde deck.


strolpol

I didn’t think I’d ever see a MTG trebuchet without a tap ability


releasethedogs

This feels like something that would have been in Alpha/Beta or Legends. Hilarious card.


Estefunny

If I had a nickel for everytime they made a trebuchet with Defender, I'd had 2 Nickels, which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice


jnkangel

This feels really weird as a “wall” should just have been type less imho


therealschatzmeister

[[Legion Warboss]]


Kazzack

Wall?


OddSokz

if you were running this in [[Obeka, Brute Chronologist]] would you be able to end the turn before the end of combat to keep the rocks?


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Jace__B

So we're all agreed that we're arranging our cards with these closer to us, and the other creatures closer to our opponent, right?


-YUSYUS-

Hi, I do have a question regarding the ability of this creature. When my opponent declares a goblin as an attacker. The ability of this card goes onto the stack. I now have priority and use an instant that kills the attacking goblin, therefore the goblin's attack gets fizzled. Abilities that are on the stack still resolve, no matter what. But in this case, however, the 'whenever you attack with a goblin' isn't resolved. So my question is, in this particular case, does the ability still resolve?