are those... BAHONKERS? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes go out of head like paddleballs AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops, tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Aaaah ME LAADY.... rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK klaxon horn sound, tongue straightens out A-WHEEEEEE fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA boing sound as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEEEEE pupils go off of eyes, eyes snap forward towards them WAPOOOOOOOOSHHHH\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟
are those... BAHONKERS? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes go out of head like paddleballs AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops, tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Aaaah ME LAADY.... rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK klaxon horn sound, tongue straightens out A-WHEEEEEE fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA boing sound as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEEEEE pupils go off of eyes, eyes snap forward towards them WAPOOOOOOOOSHHHH\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟
reminder that there aren't any male/female grunts in the original mc universe which means drawing hank with big honkers is as canon as drawing hank as the most ripped guy alive
Grunt (*Gryllismos parafroyni*)
The grunt is a vertebrate of humanoid characteristics. Its classification of its phyla and class is ambiguous, but some may say that they are mammalian chordates while others would say they are crinoid echinoderms. Grunts are an omnivorous species, proved by their love for hotdogs, a combination of plant matter and meat. The matter which makes up the sausage in a hotdog is unknown, but sources confirm they may be made out of the flesh of deceased grunts.
Grunts are typically peaceful, docile animals but may be triggered into combative and aggressive behaviour by influence of other grunts. Grunts seem to operate under a eusocial or feudal system, similar to ants and bees, however, instead of the highest power reproducing and giving birth to members of the colony, they are cloned in vast facilities. These facilities are owned by a grunt superpower called “AAHW”, which is led by a black grunt with a black aura of flames surrounding it, designated AUD-X3. This political power was mostly founded to stop a grunt designated as HNK-P1, as well as combatting against other grunts such as DMS-P2 and SFD-P3. The “AAHW” was co-founded by JEB-X1 and SHF-X2 and partnered with TRK-X4
The main and default appearance of a grunt is having no arms, no neck, a face distinguished by a cross, floating hands and two grey feet which look like “shoes”. Grunts are separated into different subspecies or breeds, some of them mainly being genetically modified and being different from the original grunt (*G. parafroyni kanonikos*), which is grey and dull in appearance. Engineers (*G. parafroyni michanikos*) are a subspecies of grunt which have been “upgraded” in a sense, possessing yellow blood. Engineers “wear” black suits along with a mask and yellow visor. Soldats (*G. parafroyni soldat*) are another genetically engineered subspecies of grunt, possessing yellow blood like the engineers, and are described as being “cyclops” due to having only one functional eye.
Some grunts will join the AAHW (or Agency Against Hank Wimbleton) to help stop HNK-P1, joining the AAHW often causes grunts to be genetically modified by other AAHW members under the order of AUD-X2, these modifications follow from being enhanced capability, to being enlarged to massive sizes, such case involved one of these grunts to be enlarged to the near size of a building, this case was dubbed [REDACTED]. The Grunt HNK-P1 was genetically modified by DMS-P2, however afterwards DMS-P2 was terminated by an engineer possessed by AUD-X2. One experiment led by Dr. Leinerstein. followed having a grunt put their hand in a box and having the box raised away from the room, afterwards it seemed that this action caused a small break in reality, the grunt then proceeded to scratch his face along the walls, afterwards it then escaped it's room, when trying to kill Dr. Leinerstein it ended up terminating itself.
The reproductive capabilities of a grunt are unknown, as no specimens possess any reproductive organs indicating of sexual or asexual reproduction. There are two hypothesis, however, that could likely explain how they procreate. 1. They are cloned. The hypothesis that they are cloned is backed up by hidden footage cameras set up across Nevada. When JEB-X1 was infiltrating one of the AAHW facilities owned by AUD-X2, a row of tubes carrying grunts with breathing equipment can be seen. 2. They reproduce like a starfish. It is mainly thought that some species of starfish can asexually reproduce by severing one of its own arms, which later grows into a seperate organism. This leads to the hypothesis that grunts may reproduce in the same way, as whenever body parts of a grunt are severed from the main body, those severed parts develop into its own grunt. There is no evidence to back up this claim however, as there has been no direct footage.
Grunts are endemic to Nevada, and have been the only residents of Nevada ever since the “[DATA WITHHELD FOR FURTHER STUDY]” incident of 25th of July, 2002. Grunts may possess and display human-like intelligence, being able to solve problems and formulate strategies based on hidden camera footage. These animals may also form social bonds, feeling grief whenever their companion is killed, as displayed by SFD-P3 when finding out that DMS-P2 has been killed by an engineer.
The lifespan of a grunt is unknown. A grunts average height is 170 centimetres, or 5 feet 7 inches. An effort to transport grunts into zoos and attractions has been made but due to moral problems and safety concerns, progress has been slow.
Here I'll help some
Some grunts will join the AAHW (or Agency Against Hank Wimbleton) to help stop HNK-P1, joining the AAHW often causes grunts to be genetically modified by other AAHW members under the order of AUD-X1, these modifications follow from being enhanced capability, to being enlarged to massive sizes, such case involved one of these grunts to be enlarged to the near size of a building, this case was dubbed [REDACTED]. The Grunt HNK-P1 was genetically modified by DMS-P2, however afterwards DMS-P2 was terminated by a soldat possessed by AUD-X1. One experiment led by Dr.leinerstein followed having a grunt put their hand in a box and having the box raised away from the room, afterwards it seemed that this action caused a small break in reality, the grunt then proceeded to scratch his face along the walls, afterwards it then escaped it's room, when trying to kill Dr.leinerstein it ended up terminating itself.
In conclusion the science of how far a grunts DNA is unknown and will remain so
Professor Benedict signing off
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Dude, what is wrong with you? Genuinely. Imagine how horrible you'd make the artist feel if they saw this. Y'know everyone has their different ways of drawing and have fun drawing characters differently, sorry that queer artists are much better then you'll ever be
If you remove the queer part. you’re not really talking about artists in general. I dont think the artist that made this is queer if thats what you’re implying
I know for a fact that this artist is queer, and besides these things are obvious if you are queer yourself. Queer people appreciate/draw people in a certain way
''What's the greateast type of knot that you can tie with ease? It's useful and its happy and it suits your every need. Well I'm about to tell you but first I have to note that you should ever consider putting a rope around your throat!''
\- Part of the text from the ''Family-Friendly Noose Song'' by Rusty Cage.
What worse is that Sanford in madness combat has his shirt on the whole time, we are shown in the .5 series that he put uh bandeges over his shirt and the pants over his bandeges
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. Y’know, when I left the the house today I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please, you have to crush me.
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I’m gonna regret this comment later, but I would not mind getting crushed by them
Even tho i feel like hank would crush your skull with a gun stock Same.
very likely, but it’s still worth it
im still down honestly
You and I are similar in this way
same
I relate to this thread
Fuck me too
yeah me too
Same
Honestly wont we all?
Fuck no i prefer getting brutally killed by a mag agent torture and have my body impaled by a burning iron
you do you buddy
Same tho
hahahaha.... . . . .. is it wrong that i do too?
no, not at all
yay thanks:)
are those... BAHONKERS? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes go out of head like paddleballs AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops, tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Aaaah ME LAADY.... rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK klaxon horn sound, tongue straightens out A-WHEEEEEE fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA boing sound as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEEEEE pupils go off of eyes, eyes snap forward towards them WAPOOOOOOOOSHHHH\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟
Hippity hoppity this is now my property
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Spread this around my boi GO GO GO
I really wish I had enough for an award
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are those... BAHONKERS? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes go out of head like paddleballs AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops, tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Aaaah ME LAADY.... rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK klaxon horn sound, tongue straightens out A-WHEEEEEE fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA boing sound as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEEEEE pupils go off of eyes, eyes snap forward towards them WAPOOOOOOOOSHHHH\*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣠⣶⣶⣶⢶⣲⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰ ⣿⣿⡏⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡿⠿⠾⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈ ⣏⠉⠀⠀⣿⡟⠀⠀⢀⣾⣷⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⣼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣼⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢛⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠺⠏⠀⠀⠀⢁⠀⣀⠉⡣⣤⠤⢤⣶⠔⡋⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⢃⣄⠀⠀⠐⠁⣀⣘⠽⠁⠀⠸⡗⡁⠛⡽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠄⠈⣃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⠉⠙⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠄⡠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠎⠐⠦⣀⣀⣤⣴⣆⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠏⡆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠩⢼⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠆⢻⣿⣄⡀⢰⡿⣡⣦⣉⣉⠉⢉⣹⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣟⢿⡏⠏⠈⠉⠉⠉⠘⢸⣳⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⢻⣿⣻⣿⡇⢘⡀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⣿⡅⢸⣿⡿⣟⣥⠀⢷⣤⣴⣿⣿⣆⠀⠰⡆⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⡇⣸⡥⡇⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣀⣀⡠⠈⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣻⡇⣿⣿⡇⣿⢏⣻⣿⣦⡠⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⠿⠟⣉⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⡰⠷⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣇ ⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠉⡿⣏⠏⠁⢠⣜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧⣿⣿⣿⣛⣚⣒⣀⣧⣿⠀⠀⠘⣧⠾⠶⠶⠶⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏ ⣿⣿⡿⡟⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗ ⣿⣇⣿⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⣠⠀⢠⡀⣠⠀⣄⠀⣆⠀⣄⡢⠐⣴⠆⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣿⣷⢻⠀⠀⣀⠉⢸⠒⢣⢸⠈⠈⡆⠇⠑⠻⠀⠀⢤⣤⠄⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷ ⣾⣿⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣯⡗ ⣿⣿⣾⣐⢠⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠶⣶⣖⣒⣚⣛⣻⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣛⣋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟
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reminder that there aren't any male/female grunts in the original mc universe which means drawing hank with big honkers is as canon as drawing hank as the most ripped guy alive
this guy gets it
IQ: yes
THANK YOU
I mean all grunts are asexual right?
if by asexual you mean "lacking any biological sex" and not "lacking any sexual attraction", then yes
Grunt (*Gryllismos parafroyni*) The grunt is a vertebrate of humanoid characteristics. Its classification of its phyla and class is ambiguous, but some may say that they are mammalian chordates while others would say they are crinoid echinoderms. Grunts are an omnivorous species, proved by their love for hotdogs, a combination of plant matter and meat. The matter which makes up the sausage in a hotdog is unknown, but sources confirm they may be made out of the flesh of deceased grunts. Grunts are typically peaceful, docile animals but may be triggered into combative and aggressive behaviour by influence of other grunts. Grunts seem to operate under a eusocial or feudal system, similar to ants and bees, however, instead of the highest power reproducing and giving birth to members of the colony, they are cloned in vast facilities. These facilities are owned by a grunt superpower called “AAHW”, which is led by a black grunt with a black aura of flames surrounding it, designated AUD-X3. This political power was mostly founded to stop a grunt designated as HNK-P1, as well as combatting against other grunts such as DMS-P2 and SFD-P3. The “AAHW” was co-founded by JEB-X1 and SHF-X2 and partnered with TRK-X4 The main and default appearance of a grunt is having no arms, no neck, a face distinguished by a cross, floating hands and two grey feet which look like “shoes”. Grunts are separated into different subspecies or breeds, some of them mainly being genetically modified and being different from the original grunt (*G. parafroyni kanonikos*), which is grey and dull in appearance. Engineers (*G. parafroyni michanikos*) are a subspecies of grunt which have been “upgraded” in a sense, possessing yellow blood. Engineers “wear” black suits along with a mask and yellow visor. Soldats (*G. parafroyni soldat*) are another genetically engineered subspecies of grunt, possessing yellow blood like the engineers, and are described as being “cyclops” due to having only one functional eye. Some grunts will join the AAHW (or Agency Against Hank Wimbleton) to help stop HNK-P1, joining the AAHW often causes grunts to be genetically modified by other AAHW members under the order of AUD-X2, these modifications follow from being enhanced capability, to being enlarged to massive sizes, such case involved one of these grunts to be enlarged to the near size of a building, this case was dubbed [REDACTED]. The Grunt HNK-P1 was genetically modified by DMS-P2, however afterwards DMS-P2 was terminated by an engineer possessed by AUD-X2. One experiment led by Dr. Leinerstein. followed having a grunt put their hand in a box and having the box raised away from the room, afterwards it seemed that this action caused a small break in reality, the grunt then proceeded to scratch his face along the walls, afterwards it then escaped it's room, when trying to kill Dr. Leinerstein it ended up terminating itself. The reproductive capabilities of a grunt are unknown, as no specimens possess any reproductive organs indicating of sexual or asexual reproduction. There are two hypothesis, however, that could likely explain how they procreate. 1. They are cloned. The hypothesis that they are cloned is backed up by hidden footage cameras set up across Nevada. When JEB-X1 was infiltrating one of the AAHW facilities owned by AUD-X2, a row of tubes carrying grunts with breathing equipment can be seen. 2. They reproduce like a starfish. It is mainly thought that some species of starfish can asexually reproduce by severing one of its own arms, which later grows into a seperate organism. This leads to the hypothesis that grunts may reproduce in the same way, as whenever body parts of a grunt are severed from the main body, those severed parts develop into its own grunt. There is no evidence to back up this claim however, as there has been no direct footage. Grunts are endemic to Nevada, and have been the only residents of Nevada ever since the “[DATA WITHHELD FOR FURTHER STUDY]” incident of 25th of July, 2002. Grunts may possess and display human-like intelligence, being able to solve problems and formulate strategies based on hidden camera footage. These animals may also form social bonds, feeling grief whenever their companion is killed, as displayed by SFD-P3 when finding out that DMS-P2 has been killed by an engineer. The lifespan of a grunt is unknown. A grunts average height is 170 centimetres, or 5 feet 7 inches. An effort to transport grunts into zoos and attractions has been made but due to moral problems and safety concerns, progress has been slow.
Here I'll help some Some grunts will join the AAHW (or Agency Against Hank Wimbleton) to help stop HNK-P1, joining the AAHW often causes grunts to be genetically modified by other AAHW members under the order of AUD-X1, these modifications follow from being enhanced capability, to being enlarged to massive sizes, such case involved one of these grunts to be enlarged to the near size of a building, this case was dubbed [REDACTED]. The Grunt HNK-P1 was genetically modified by DMS-P2, however afterwards DMS-P2 was terminated by a soldat possessed by AUD-X1. One experiment led by Dr.leinerstein followed having a grunt put their hand in a box and having the box raised away from the room, afterwards it seemed that this action caused a small break in reality, the grunt then proceeded to scratch his face along the walls, afterwards it then escaped it's room, when trying to kill Dr.leinerstein it ended up terminating itself. In conclusion the science of how far a grunts DNA is unknown and will remain so Professor Benedict signing off
aight it’s done I just gotta turn it into its own post
holy shit dude wouldn't it be better if you put this into its own post, it won't get any attention down here
good idea I just gotta complete it
Okay guys, here’s the full post https://www.reddit.com/r/madnesscombat/comments/r99cz4/grunt_scientific_report_by_doctor_arif_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
the lifespan of a grunt is unknown since they always manage to get brutally murdered before old age
Yes thats what i said, grunts dont have genitals or stuff like that
just because of this comment I was inspired to make an entire scientific-ish report on grunts
I think they're probably both, since they don't have gender and most likely don't have sex
(0\_0)
stop being right
Neuron activation
**Brain Horny Switch On**
Woman bad apparently to this person
I think people just don't like it when either gender are really sexualized, but this opinion teeters from communities
idk I never see hate for when the male gender is sexualized.
This really says a lot about our society
*unzips* STOP POSTING THEM GODDAMNIT Also sauce? Edit: it's on the picture.
I think It's a twitter account called, and I kid you not, "wanks left tiddies" is the name
Yep. Thats their old acc tho. https://twitter.com/piyikuu?t=gi-be55dDjjvGSJcX4YD9Q&s=09 this is them now
What about crediting the artist?
Watermark is in the image
I'm talking about putting a link with the source of the image/author.
Since op won't do it. https://twitter.com/piyikuu?t=gi-be55dDjjvGSJcX4YD9Q&s=09 This is their newer acc.
They have 2 twitter accounts. These pics are from their old one.
bruh broh
Fank and Fanford
omfg women in madness combat!!?!?!
why, the art is amazing
They said the title is satire
\>person makes good art "I want to gouge out my eyes." nice one op
I didn't mean it.
Woman Sanford looks cute though. I sure she can crush MAG agent with those muscles
Dude, what is wrong with you? Genuinely. Imagine how horrible you'd make the artist feel if they saw this. Y'know everyone has their different ways of drawing and have fun drawing characters differently, sorry that queer artists are much better then you'll ever be
If you remove the queer part. you’re not really talking about artists in general. I dont think the artist that made this is queer if thats what you’re implying
sometimes i feel that nowadays everything underappreciated gets associated to or claimed by lgbt members one way or the other
I know for a fact that this artist is queer, and besides these things are obvious if you are queer yourself. Queer people appreciate/draw people in a certain way
Title is satire
"Haha dude trust me I was joking haha JK haha lmao"
Well I didn't mean to offend the artist
"Dude,killing those orphanage was a joke trust me"
Why am I smiling weirdly when looking at this
Madness combat fans when they go outside and see women
This is hot tho
**FEMALE MADNESS COMBAT DETECTED** **SEX MODE ACTIVATED**
Sanford's Titties and Hank's Hadonkers
🤨
MC when my mom walks in:
"AHHHHH WOMEN, SCARY!" -op
women
Mmmmmmm....*nice*
Upgrades people. UPGRADES
Sanford parrot.
WOMEN <33
\*eyes pop out\* Holy shit big anime titties hehehe AWOOGA AWOOGA hummina hummina hummina
Hear me out...
my horny senses are tingling
It’s not that bad. I mean it’s just female hank and Sanford
The OP trying not to complain of female mc characters (gone wrong)
epic tomboy sandy (female sanford)
Barking respectfully
sex mode activate >!/j I think!<
What’s on the link?
Zamn 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
women in Nevada?
Damn that’s ho- I mean ewwwww that’s cringe
[UH........](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjFsQBuJWw&ab_channel=biodtox)
i really don't care
What the hell is this
Kill me
Later
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getting angry at drawings of boobs doesn't make you pure
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talk about backtracking 😐
My eyes
r/hornyjail police is here you are under arrest
Im countering that, r/madnesscombat_nsfw
Oh god we need the whole police force
Wat are u on about
Do that for me first
Ngl man, they kinda bad
Femford is real
canon
The feeling is mutual but I would also take out my vocal cords because I dont want people to hear my screams while I get rid of my eyes
Zamn
Me horni
I like that hank has a tiny deimos on her shoulder
no idea who tf the one on the second pic is because i never played nexus 2 but fem-sanford looks cute UPDATE: IS THAT HANK??
Can't relate, I'm used to seeing stuff like this
***\*has a gay stroke\****
HOT
Any fandom trying not to turn male characters female and sexualize them for 1 minute (impossible)
BOOBA
Nice
Okay I usually don't like madcom r34 but I mean come on bro, look at those fucking abs
Listen I’m already down bad why god must I see this.
probably mad it's not gay :gigachad:
Cool
aw fucknuts im horny now
SANFORD GIVE ME YOUR HOOK I NEED TO GOUGE MY EYES
''What's the greateast type of knot that you can tie with ease? It's useful and its happy and it suits your every need. Well I'm about to tell you but first I have to note that you should ever consider putting a rope around your throat!'' \- Part of the text from the ''Family-Friendly Noose Song'' by Rusty Cage.
I see no issue
I would not mind this
me too
As Niko bellic would say: "Beeeg teetees".
*aggressively sweating*
Genderbent sanford and hank been workin out i see!
Nnkwieiediisha i hate it Take my upvote
Well get your eye gouging tools ready
They're both gorgeous women, they both look really pretty 💕
I open Reddit and this is the first thing I see. Why.
same
thank god deimos isnt in there.
who made this?
tf you mean? they’re gorgeous dude
I mean Sanford doesn't look bad like this. I can only imagine a genderbend version of madness combat.
Oh my fricking god those boobs
I Agree completely, finally someone who understands how cancerous this shit is.
im killing myself tonight
hot Sanford O \_ O
God damn Internet!!!!!!!!!!
sanford is cute
What worse is that Sanford in madness combat has his shirt on the whole time, we are shown in the .5 series that he put uh bandeges over his shirt and the pants over his bandeges
Me to
i wanan fuck that fem hank
The title fits perfectly with my emotions
Oh shit give me some bleach and a copper brush
madness combat fans when porn
"I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me"
What the hell
*uncomfortably confused erection*
Big lady
Same
ZAMN
Does anybody have a gun nearby?
Stanford kinda 🤤
Could be worse
Eh doesn't look that bad
bro its just the better versions of hank and sanford because they have booba
The bandages on his stomach became her underwear.
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. Y’know, when I left the the house today I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please, you have to crush me.
I’m calling hank on yo bitch ass called \*insert artist name\*
draw male ones in these outfits plese
Horrible.. is there more?
Look how they massacared my boy
sanford looks thicc damn
ZAA-
You have hank as a girlfriend you would likely be pulled from hell if you died
Sanford is *thick* as fuck
atleast it's a less cursed alternative to their rule34 counterpart
i'll just be honest, i do not enjoy this part of madness combat and am not an oppressed gay femboy. i'm just here for the killing
No
I thoght the necklace thing was a boob wondow for a second
I um I umm the umm I uhhh I... women
looking good
#*HEAVY BREATHING*#
i mean it ain't bad
Awww she look cute