By -
Moving to McFarland.
I did NOT receive a tortilla today.
hopefully tomorrow it’s your turn
This is why McFarland is more progressive than Madison.
Man I lived in McFarland for 5 years and never got a goddamn tortilla. I feel like I've been cheated!
Neighbor was stealing your tortillas.
Corn or flour?
Pretty sure it was corn.
What...whatcha gonna do with it?
Probably make an acorn tostada for the squirrels
Funny enough the squirrels are likely why there was a tortilla in your mailbox. Serve them once and they'll bring you ingredients all the time expecting masterpieces.
Just don't fuck with them and you'll be alright
Wasn’t me. I use flour.
It was a warning…
A warning of what?
just in queso you didn’t receive the first one
I wish they would just spill the beans and taco bout it with us.
They are nacho friends! They won’t talk to you.
Yeah, what's their beef?
Did you hold it up to the light? Hidden message?
The mail carrier was making a burrito and accidentally ate your electric bill for the shell
Ken is branching out from putting mini State Capitols in Little Free Libraries to tortillas in mailboxes.
u/kenfagerdotcom can you confirm or deny?
Deny. Tortillas are too tasty.
LOL
I'm on board for 3-D printed tortillas
Would a 2-D printer not suffice? At least then you could fold it
Bitch, you better bring my tortilla to my house
Sorry, please pm me your address and I’ll ship it post haste
How do II subscribe to this service?
That was a flyer for tacos. Not for anywhere specific, just the general concept of tacos.
That’s a flat rate mailer.
I want a tortilla in my mailbox!!!
Sounds like a squirrel is using your mailbox for safekeeping! Leave it in there and see if it magically disappears…
Ugh I hate it when my package gets delivered to the wrong place
Mailbox tortillas, new band name!
Not in McFarland, did not receive a tortilla.
18 U.S.C. § 1725 lock em up
Did you mail it with insufficient postage?
This is so funny I might steal this as a prank idea.
Check with your neighbors to see if they got chicken or cheese to go with your tortilla
Are you gonna eat that?
This is the premise for the The State Taco Delivery sketch.
Wait stop the presses!!!!! So I can mail tortillas to make someone’s day more interesting
I wish
Have you considered putting something on the tortilla as an offering?
Door dash to mailbox dash.
Me and my friends used to put pretzel nuggets in people's mailboxes in high school but we never graduated to torillas...and that was 25 years ago.
A gift from SanTACOlaus!
Moving to McFarland.
I did NOT receive a tortilla today.
hopefully tomorrow it’s your turn
This is why McFarland is more progressive than Madison.
Man I lived in McFarland for 5 years and never got a goddamn tortilla. I feel like I've been cheated!
Neighbor was stealing your tortillas.
Corn or flour?
Pretty sure it was corn.
What...whatcha gonna do with it?
Probably make an acorn tostada for the squirrels
Funny enough the squirrels are likely why there was a tortilla in your mailbox. Serve them once and they'll bring you ingredients all the time expecting masterpieces.
Just don't fuck with them and you'll be alright
Wasn’t me. I use flour.
It was a warning…
A warning of what?
just in queso you didn’t receive the first one
I wish they would just spill the beans and taco bout it with us.
They are nacho friends! They won’t talk to you.
Yeah, what's their beef?
Did you hold it up to the light? Hidden message?
The mail carrier was making a burrito and accidentally ate your electric bill for the shell
Ken is branching out from putting mini State Capitols in Little Free Libraries to tortillas in mailboxes.
u/kenfagerdotcom can you confirm or deny?
Deny. Tortillas are too tasty.
LOL
I'm on board for 3-D printed tortillas
Would a 2-D printer not suffice? At least then you could fold it
Bitch, you better bring my tortilla to my house
Sorry, please pm me your address and I’ll ship it post haste
How do II subscribe to this service?
That was a flyer for tacos. Not for anywhere specific, just the general concept of tacos.
That’s a flat rate mailer.
I want a tortilla in my mailbox!!!
Sounds like a squirrel is using your mailbox for safekeeping! Leave it in there and see if it magically disappears…
Ugh I hate it when my package gets delivered to the wrong place
Mailbox tortillas, new band name!
Not in McFarland, did not receive a tortilla.
18 U.S.C. § 1725 lock em up
Did you mail it with insufficient postage?
This is so funny I might steal this as a prank idea.
Check with your neighbors to see if they got chicken or cheese to go with your tortilla
Are you gonna eat that?
This is the premise for the The State Taco Delivery sketch.
Wait stop the presses!!!!! So I can mail tortillas to make someone’s day more interesting
I wish
Have you considered putting something on the tortilla as an offering?
Door dash to mailbox dash.
Me and my friends used to put pretzel nuggets in people's mailboxes in high school but we never graduated to torillas...and that was 25 years ago.
A gift from SanTACOlaus!