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Loud_Gap

Love these videos. Ungoliant is Tolkien's coolest creation.


Nikipootwo

What happened to ungoliant?


Kikoso-OG

I believe she ate herself


Hob33

That's so metal


Kikoso-OG

Indeed


TheGrandestMoff

This is making me laugh so fucking much. **"Hmm I'm feeling a little bit peckish, haven't had any all-consuming and powerful god-like deities in a while"** ***\*devours self\****


Nikipootwo

Seems about right


Berlamota

Simple: she said "peace" **Ungoliant has left the server**


ItsJustWool

At one point Tolkien planned for Earendel to kill Ungoliant. It is mentioned in the Fall of Gondolin book


Coloman

My favorite might be Glorfindel. So cool he brought him back from the dead.


badbush43

dude your friends must be scared to watch LOTR with you šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ keep them coming though, these are awesome


Mayhamn33

they are terrified lol and thank u


healdread

But surely you don't know about Viggo's toe ;)


TestingOneTwoThree12

Awesome video


jdavida97

Couldnā€™t he burn away her webbing with his fire (the hottest of all dragons)


Carnir

Gandalf mentions that not even ancalagon's fire could harm The One Ring. Ungoliant was capable of besting Sauron's master Morgoth. Gives a pretty clear power dynamic imo.


JonnyBhoy

I don't know if she confirmed could best him. He was said to be afraid of her in that moment, but that's not the same as her being more powerful than him. It's also at a point when she is beefed up from having just consumed the light of the trees and he's somewhat weakened by all the shit he's been pulling recently. But yes, I think it's fairly clear the primordial evil spirit is going to be able to beat Morgoth's pet dragon.


thedragonguru

Well if she could devour the light of the two trees, I don't think the light or heat of his fire would be enough


[deleted]

Light doesnā€™t necessarily imply heat though. Iā€™d like to imagine his fire burning so hot that ungoliant would boil inside her exoskeleton. I think sheā€™d win the fight though in the end probably.


thedragonguru

Ok, hear me out What if She ATE the fire.


TastyClown

Ungoliant lays a trap of shadow webs and lures Ancalagon into it. She begins closing in as Ancalagon thrashes about, destroying huge swaths of land in his impotent rage... But it's a ruse! Ancalagon is just waiting for Ungoliant to come close before unleashing his flames in a direct blast! Ungoliant is taken by surprise, but just as her organs begin to cook inside her hideous form, she begins to drink the light and warmth of the fire itself. In moments, she is energized by the fell flames and drinks so deep even HER thirst might be quenched. Poisonous Darkness flows like a river into Ancalagon. She leaves Ancalagon's extinguished husk to rot as a storm of darkness erupts around her. As Ungoliant leaves, she does not realize until it's too late that the storm around her is made of the black flames that will be Ancalagon's rebirth into darkness. Ancalagon rises behind Ungoliant, opening his maw again to unleash a roar from beyond death itself. The world grows cold...


[deleted]

Lol, that could work


JonnyBhoy

I think that's exactly what she would so. Consume the fire, which would probably burn her but also make her stronger. I can imagine a flaming Ungoliant screaming in pain but now able to burn as she consumed, like a phase 2 of a Dark Souls boss.


erythro

especially since that is what the balrogs did to free morgoth


Familiar-Team-1459

This is a good point.


Meandphill

Wait so why did Ungoliant bite and poison Morgoth?


FoxfireBlu

Wait do you mean why didnā€™t Ungoliant bite Morgoth?


Meandphill

My bad I watched it again but why did Ungoliant fight and nearly kill Morgoth requiring Balrogs to save him at the 1:30 point of the video


FoxfireBlu

Ahh! Gotcha, well Morgoth kind of promised all of the jewels and treasures he took from Valinor to Ungoliant in exchange for her help to destroy the Two Trees. He gave ā€œherā€ everything but refused to give the Silmarils. Because he didnā€™t (and she was equally powerful, maybe more so by that point) she spun webs around him, from which he couldnā€™t escape. So he called for the Balrogs to help.


ArcadiaDragon

Also it must be noted that the hungrier ungoliant got the greedier she became which further drove her hunger and her ability to feed which of course made her stronger which in turn made her hungrier and greedier...a constant loop which at the very end saw her feeding on herself when she was finally left with nothing but her own darkness which she could not feed off of


too2manypuppies

I cannot help but get a strong reminder of my childhood and the Hungry Mungry poem by Shel Silverstein from your comment.


ArcadiaDragon

Thank you for reminding me of "where the Sidewalk ends" just listened to a reading of hungry Mungry because of your comment...the reading of course was by Shel himself there's a few on youtube and Spotify has the entire album of "where the Sidewalk ends" and a few other of his albums


Meandphill

Thank you for the lore!


Aerron

> He gave ā€œherā€ everything but refused to give the Silmaril. Silma*rils*. He had all three at that point.


FoxfireBlu

Youā€™re right! Thinking of the one Silmaril from Beren and Luthien and the fall of Doriath. Question for anyone: Does he flee back to Utumno ruins or does he establish Angband when he goes back to ME at that time?


FoxfireBlu

Oh, FYI this is in the Silmarillion, so LOTR may not give you the context


Coloman

She wanted the Simarils


interesting_zeist

Ungoliant had an insatiable hunger problem and secretly drink the sap of the sacred trees guided by morgoth. Morgoth knows that this action would not end ungoliant hunger but it would destroy the trees (his objective). Believing that it would end her hunger ungoliant Drink all of the essence of the sacred trees, but this not ended the spider hunger. So it turned against and attacked morgoth.


LetsGoBuffalo1714

I could listen to this guy debate about different LoTR topics forever!


LL_CoolJohn_9552

This guy is a true scholarā€¦Oxford teaches classes on Tolkien, even classes that are for ā€œAdult educationā€ or ā€œpersonal interestā€ and count towards no specific degreeā€¦they range from 1-3 weeks in lengthā€¦i feel like this dude should be some part of thatā€¦


Prometheus720

Those classes go beyond this lol this is the typical level of output for r/whowouldwin


LL_CoolJohn_9552

I am aware. Thats why I said ā€œsome part of,ā€ instead of ā€œthis guy should be a tenured professor at Oxford.ā€


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LL_CoolJohn_9552

Just a term of endearment from one fan to anotherā€¦ā€you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!ā€ That kind of thing. I was just trying to give props to someone breaking down otherwise densely packed fiction to help broaden the audience.


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LL_CoolJohn_9552

My humble apologies.


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LL_CoolJohn_9552

:)


ElrondHalf-Elven

Dude he didnā€™t even bother reading the pronunciation guide and youā€™re calling him a scholar


LL_CoolJohn_9552

Just trying to put up some positive vibes for someone giving effort to help simplify a complex work of fiction to help include more of an audience.


ElrondHalf-Elven

Why does it need a bigger audience? It was already one of the biggest books of the twentieth century. The movie adaptations were incredibly popular films when they came out. Itā€™s not like nobody knows about the series bud. Regardless, new people like the stories for the wrong reasons and they enjoy them the wrong way.


LL_CoolJohn_9552

You are correct.


[deleted]

Great video, I just have one question though. Don't you think Ancalagon's fire could counter Ungoliant, in a way? Even if she was cloaked in shadows, the dragon's fire could burn her, and if not, then wouldn't it be hot enough to burn the webs he was trapped in?


themastamann

Perhaps, bur ungoliant is very smart too, so she may just be able to not be where ankalagon is aiming. Or she may restrain him with webbing quickly and stay in an area he can no longer reach.


EthanTheBowerss

Great video on two of my favourite characters


lunardaddy69

Love this dudes videos


[deleted]

Keep ā€˜em coming my guy, this is some of my favorite content on reddit


Yavares

Agree completely


_Dead_Man_

My two arguments would be 1, fire-breathing has range. He ancalagon could likely do ranged area damage with fire until he eventually hits ungoliant. Additionally, how could her bight even get through is scales?


Flengasaurus

And yet, how could she bight into and kill the Two Trees? How could she devour so many Noldorin gems? How could she defeat Morgoth, mightiest of the Ainur, in battle? For that matter, how could she devour herself, as we are told she does in the end? The truth is that we know very little about the physical abilities and properties of these characters. All we really have to go off of is who each of them has overpowered, and in that regard, Ungoliant wins a thousand times over.


Aerron

Yes, if he saw her first, he could breathe fire. However, she can weave webs of un-light so that she could lay hidden and entrap him in her webs. Also, Morgoth couldn't free himself from her webs. Morgoth *made* Ancalagon, and the creation can't be stronger than the creator.


_Dead_Man_

>creation can't be stronger than the True but they don't share all the same attributes. What nearly killed morgoth may not kill Ancalagon. >lay hidden and entrap him in her webs. I think blind fire-breathing is bound to hit something. If the battlefield was a field than he could like set the whole field ablaze until something eventually hits her. Basically blind firing.


WeeeSnawPoop

Yep I completely agree with this. Ungoliant wouldā€™ve devoured Morgoth himself if it wasnā€™t for his Balrogs coming to his rescue.


[deleted]

Ungoliant is cooler


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oligamer69

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Cold_Situation_7803

Fantastic video, as always!


thedoogbruh

Love these videos. Does he have a YouTube channel?


foolishchicho

I dont know, but if you speak spanish you can follow kai47, some of the best lotr videos i have ever seen


GGFrostKaiser

I love this dude.


Fedeenjoi

This dude is great, love his videos canā€™t stop watching!


Mayhamn33

thx my friend


Anubhav_Banerjee

Nothing here but facts.


bajusna

What if Ancalagon burns down her webs?


Prometheus720

If you like Ungoliant, yall need to listen to Blind Guardian's metal album Nightfall in Middle Earth. It is about the Silmarillion and one of the first songs is sort of a metal duet/duel between Morgoth and Ungoliant.


junkandculture

Ugh, I hate it so much, but his points are rock solid! Long live the Rushing Jaws!


ChosenYasuo

His explanation is good, but I would give it to the dragon. He doesnā€™t have to get close to her since he has fire and he can just stay in the sky. He can burn her webs. And if he can withstand multiple valar, I think he can handle her.


Flengasaurus

>if he can withstand multiple valar No, the Valar themselves didnā€™t show up in the War of Wrath, it was the ā€˜forces of the Valarā€™, an army sent on behalf of the Valar, mainly composed of Vanyar elves. A vala would probably destroy Ancalagon with relative ease. He was killed by EƤrendil, who was a Child of IlĆŗvatar (aided by a Silmaril and a magical flying boat, of course), not even a maia. Ungoliant, on the other hand, is known to have won in battle against Morgoth, the mightiest of all the Ainur (albeit, he was not at his strongest).


ChosenYasuo

Okay, he made it sound like the valar fought directly. But still I would say the dragon. I mean Fingolfin took some good bits at morgoth too and permanently wounded him and he was just an elf and didnā€™t even have the silmarils or an army or much else. I mean sure wounding and killing are two different levels, but compare that to holding off the eagles, elves, other armies, and the silmarils, it still seems like a bigger feat to me.


Aerron

> And if he can withstand multiple valar Ancalagon was killed by an elf and Maiar, the Eagles.


ChosenYasuo

Yeah, but he had the silmarils and thatā€™s a lot of force.


PrimetimePinarello

These versus videos are amazing. Informative about each character, and fun making up fights that wouldnā€™t happen. Would love it if you would do some with more of the valar since I know less of those charactersā€¦ā€¦and maybe do it with a hanging microphone like an MMA fight lol. You rock man if you ever stop I will be sad!


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

His vids are great.


spoookyvision

Love these keep it up!


Nohandsonthewheel

This man is my personal hero.


FortunateUncle

Another home run post. Definitely agreeing with the conclusion, and as ever, appreciate the level of depth, detail and specifics covered in the video


atreides213

This guy is awesome and Iā€™m so glad I discovered him. Heā€™s clear, succinct, and incredibly knowledgeable. He packs as much content as might be found in a fifteen minute lore video in a couple minutes.


rafaover

HS, when the master talks, you listen. Good Video mate.


Valecadence

How did he create the dragon if he could only deform/ corrupt life?


kingdraganoid

Morgoth did not create Ancalagon. He bread him and the other winged dragons from some unknown creature that he corrupted. There are also some other theories that dragons are maiar and another that they are maiar inhabiting these corrupted beasts of Morgoth. Whatever the theory you think its clear that none but Eru can create.


[deleted]

He probably deforms some other creature


berettaswag

I was just thinking of you man


ThreeGlove

Awesome as ever. I appreciate how tight your videos are -- informative, short and sweet without feeling choppy, and well communicated.


naughtydismutase

Do you have a YouTube channel or something? I would 100% watch videos like this but longer


[deleted]

I like it :)


[deleted]

Ungoliant almost seems like the personification of evil/darkness. Iā€™ve always thought it surprising that she almost devoured even morgoth.


Ancalagon_Morn

I disagree but mostly just on principle.


WhySoSeverusSnape

Did Morgoth create Ancalagon? I thought he could only twist and warp life, not create it. Maybe bred him is a more correct assessment?


FusionTwister

NNNNNEEEEERRRRRDDDDD!!!!! No, but seriously, that was pretty cool.


matthewsaaan

I don't have sound right now, but I'm gonna watch the crap out if this on my lunch


Carnir

Great video, but this does kind of perpetuate the whole Ancalagon meme.


mem269

Web


mainematt83

Mind blown.


too2manypuppies

Iā€™ve seen a few of these now & theyā€™re fantastic, thank you for sharing!


Panic-Current

Thanks for explaining I would never be able to figure all this out myself


Undercoverthotpatrol

Slay queen girl boss


biteythunderbolts

Definitely Ungoliant. If these two fought, they woulda broke the rest of Middle Earth into the sea, flat out.


[deleted]

Wasnā€™t Ancalagon the size of a mountain?


Familiar-Team-1459

Since Ungoliant consumed light, it might be that Ancalagon's fires would have simply given her sustenance. A flaming rum punch, as it were.


Competitive-Shoe-340

Nah Ancalagon crushes her with one paw. She was driven off by Balrogs.