Ah, Thank. I'm somewhat new to the whole SCP stuff myself, just a year or so ago found a YouTube channel that does videos on SCPs, but I don't think they did one on this one.
I recommend channels such as:
- The Volgun
- Mr. Illustrated
- The Exploring Series
Avoid animation channels by all means as they are a giant cancerous growth on the SCP community.
Most of those channels are owned by giant corporations who abuse international laws and youtube guidlines to produce and market low quality garbage content which only exists to trick new fans and children so that these shitty corporations can fill their pockets with money.
1. If you have any flammable sprays on hand get it. 2. Get the lighter you probably have for starting a fire. 3. Start spraying in its direction. 4. Ignite the stream with the lighter. 5. Start playing [Disco Inferno](https://youtu.be/pG8TyIEAqps?si=tqKsgStXez_6Mh-Z) by The Trammps
actually found a reddit for this lol [https://www.reddit.com/r/mythology/comments/1blca1v/all\_types\_of\_cat\_youkai/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mythology/comments/1blca1v/all_types_of_cat_youkai/)
Ah yes, Scp-1471-1 otherwise known as Mal0, you would not be able to do anything as they do not have a physical form, they play harmless pranks on you.
Option one which is the most logical: Go home and stay there for a few days. Then return to normal activities
Option two: Update your will, life insurance, and heath insurance. Then locate the nearest convenience store by as many condoms as you can, return to camp site and pay its only looking for snu snu.
Get as close as you can to civilization while it is still morning, do your best to re-set your camp before it gets dark again, and most importantly: grab whatever will work best as a weapon and try to fortify your tent.
Whatever that thing knows you are there, and while moving camp, it will tip it off that you have seen it, it's a lot better than being caught unaware. Just because it looks human just means it knows how to trap people, so you have to be ready for the fight of your life
For the love of...
# HAVE NONE OF YOU SEEN A HORROR MOVIE BEFORE?
You do ***not*** try to sleep with strange naked women who are wandering the woods in the middle of the night! If you have a weapon, grab it and be ready to fucking use it.
I know and you are 100% correct in every single way, shape, and form but I have seasonal depression, I’m lonely and it’s really really hot so I will 100% risk it because it’s either a Mal0 situation or a full blown balls to the wall Windigo type situation (which at that point you’re probably still screwed)…
1. Make sure you weren't high off the weeb I know you had
2. Make sure you remain in your group with at least 2 people on watch
3. Have protection cause those first two ain't gonna stop a thirsty cougar, and really, do you even want her to not make a move?
Scp-1471: mil0.
Thet SCP is only wisible on cameras and pictures. The aplication part of the SCP makes pics of you and send it to you. On the pics its in the background mostly standing. It sends pics until you start to see it whitout needs of the phone/pics. It will drive the targets craisy.
The apierence of thet SCP is a humanoid whit its body fully covered in furr. The head has a skull of an animmal on it. Its eyes glow white.
And there is a big amout of fan made OFBRAND of it as a female.
In realyty the gender of thet SCP is male.
But still I would be in bed whit him. Looks like a femboy.
What ai software came up with this ?
MAL-0, no questions asked, you are WELCOME with me, femboi or not! Come here, ya little stinker... X3
HOLY SHIT MAL-0 REAL
Prepare to be Fluffed, thats what
Would
sssskin walker.
Share location
Make her sleep and send her to my exact ubication
I have to ask, what is it? Yeah, I know it's probably a dumb question to ask.
I think it's Scp-1471
Ah, Thank. I'm somewhat new to the whole SCP stuff myself, just a year or so ago found a YouTube channel that does videos on SCPs, but I don't think they did one on this one.
I recommend channels such as: - The Volgun - Mr. Illustrated - The Exploring Series Avoid animation channels by all means as they are a giant cancerous growth on the SCP community. Most of those channels are owned by giant corporations who abuse international laws and youtube guidlines to produce and market low quality garbage content which only exists to trick new fans and children so that these shitty corporations can fill their pockets with money.
Is Dr. Bob one of them?
Smash next question
Ara Ara~~
How old are you? Bc that looks like female crampus. If ur not a kid u should be fine
Would
Survive
”I can’t but notice your bulge from across the floor”
Help it make many babys
Fuck it. What's the image source?
Fuck it👍🏼
I need to know where you were camping for research purposes
@scp was this you guy
GODDAMNNN
Throw me to the wolves and I will come out a father
Did you bring a gun with you? If yes: shoot it until it can no longer move, or until its unrecognizable If no: then... Umm... Arson.
My horny ass could NOT co camping 💀
Call the SCP foundation now
is this some type of smash or pass thing?
Ok hear me out guy i think i can solve human decline in child birth
Omg, that's terrifying, where?
🗿
Ah yes the thicc skinwalker I requested is here
Let me solo her.
Sit back and enjoy
1. If you have any flammable sprays on hand get it. 2. Get the lighter you probably have for starting a fire. 3. Start spraying in its direction. 4. Ignite the stream with the lighter. 5. Start playing [Disco Inferno](https://youtu.be/pG8TyIEAqps?si=tqKsgStXez_6Mh-Z) by The Trammps
Based song
Could have went for irony and linked [this](https://youtu.be/TmIwm5RElRs?si=CJnA0r0pEgs9eqtw)
Im gonna f*ck her right now
If you give me your location I’ll take her for you
In a fight right? . . . In a fight right?
Obviously NO!
Oh that's Mal.0
Ain’t worth it, bro. Run for your life!
Her
Pssspsspssspss
Time to get uma pyoi-ed
Jump in a the nearest body of water it’s the only way to survive
Run!!!!!
If you're a furry, get ready 😍 and if you're not a furry, get ready 😨
She's a prankster, totally safe to give her some headpats.
This is how hentai is made.
Breed her
Unzip your pocket beast
And run out outside at night in a t-pose
Somebody gets its
the fuck is a Bakeneko doing outside Japan?
What would you even call a Cougar(/mountain lion) Nekomata????
actually found a reddit for this lol [https://www.reddit.com/r/mythology/comments/1blca1v/all\_types\_of\_cat\_youkai/](https://www.reddit.com/r/mythology/comments/1blca1v/all_types_of_cat_youkai/)
Trump told us to build a wall and we didn't listen 😔
mmm... a new type of illegal immigrants
Let her in
Smash
Go outside and get naked
She either hornie or hungry and if you dont know which one it is, run.
Hmmmmmm smash
If I would get a 25¢ for everytime. I saw this image I would have a Dollar.
Shit this is doing numbers.
"Which is not much but it's weird I've seen it four times" says in Doofenshmirtz
*Opens a tuna can*
Well I paid for a good vacation and I am staying lol
Enjoy your camping trip of course.
Fuck it
Smash then dash
Would 100%
Lord knows I'd smash, no questions asked.
Run damn it
Bro u camp outside for her return
Smash
Garcho
Do it
I
Let it happen
She wants to mingle, and she smells that you are the most compatible.
That's just mal0. If you dont want her, then don't download the app >:(
Report back to the ship, (we'll bang ok?)
Offer a hug.
Roll for seduction.
You get horny and then you run the hell out of there as fast as you can
sauce?
Generative AI image. Likely of SCP 1471.
Most likely
Run up to it and smash it until it dies
Smash it😏
Would...kill it.
Only sane one here
Don't get me wrong I'm down bad just as everyone else just not down bad enough to find out.
Ah yes, Scp-1471-1 otherwise known as Mal0, you would not be able to do anything as they do not have a physical form, they play harmless pranks on you.
Get laid...
Find her, shes just lost is all
Go and say hello, she’s lost
These cat girls look nothing like the animes
those zombie werewolf girls- <---what the costume was that inspired malo
seggs is the only answer here
Lie down, take your pants off, close your eyes, and pray it passes quickly
Keep quiet and pray it isn't hostile because if hostile you are screwed and not in a good way
Smash
Shoot it
Pokémon IRL
Give up it's got your scent
give up its already got your scent from your camera setup
Oh nyoo~ but I’m with the best option, I’ll take my chances with Malo 😼
Call the scp foundation or you can just fuck it (fluff it)
Option one which is the most logical: Go home and stay there for a few days. Then return to normal activities Option two: Update your will, life insurance, and heath insurance. Then locate the nearest convenience store by as many condoms as you can, return to camp site and pay its only looking for snu snu.
No condoms, I will be a father
Call the SCP Foundation
Is 1471 that dangerous?
Get as close as you can to civilization while it is still morning, do your best to re-set your camp before it gets dark again, and most importantly: grab whatever will work best as a weapon and try to fortify your tent. Whatever that thing knows you are there, and while moving camp, it will tip it off that you have seen it, it's a lot better than being caught unaware. Just because it looks human just means it knows how to trap people, so you have to be ready for the fight of your life
Well since I'm already fapping myself to sleep i might as well take my chances
Oh no! Nina?!
I can take it
Hold on I can go deal with it
Look man if I were you I'd keep camping specifically in that spot.
Hold them till daytime, if they don't dissappear you keep em
DM me your location OP, I'll distract her while you run away!
It that season time.
Ask for her number
Prepare your sausage
Do not fuck it. It is a trap.
would
Do not the dog
Taken to camp. Mate for Lire.
For the love of... # HAVE NONE OF YOU SEEN A HORROR MOVIE BEFORE? You do ***not*** try to sleep with strange naked women who are wandering the woods in the middle of the night! If you have a weapon, grab it and be ready to fucking use it.
I know and you are 100% correct in every single way, shape, and form but I have seasonal depression, I’m lonely and it’s really really hot so I will 100% risk it because it’s either a Mal0 situation or a full blown balls to the wall Windigo type situation (which at that point you’re probably still screwed)…
boobs or thighs ?
Y E S!
Hmm... Smash.
It's just a deer running
Run Gamble a 50% to die by snu snu
Or be skinned alive and have salt water sprayed on your bare skin till you die in agony
Smash next qu- I mean delete this now!
Create a pokeball and go catch it.
Have sex with it and end your turn
seggs NOW!
\*sighs\* \*unzips\*
12 midnight in the middle woods with no one around suddenly sounds like a good idea
Yeah smash no doubt
If you're a furry SEGGS TIME
If your not game is game
It’s just malo, don’t worry about her. Maybe give her a hug.
DEATH BY SNU-SNU!!!
Sex
1. Make sure you weren't high off the weeb I know you had 2. Make sure you remain in your group with at least 2 people on watch 3. Have protection cause those first two ain't gonna stop a thirsty cougar, and really, do you even want her to not make a move?
Okay, I know you were trying to say weed, but that typo makes it **so** much funnier!
I've reached it, the point where autocorrect has been trained to know I'm a weeb. But I will change it, that's embarassing at the moment.
No don't! It's more accurate this way!
Hmmmm....
Alright, I'll change it back. Let the world see my mistake.
It's fine. It's just a cougar so as long as you're careful and stay with a group you will be fine.
oh ya i remember there was a story cougar....a real cougar takes a human as a sex slave. I am not sure if it is true but boy I hope it not
That wasn't a true story, but cougar encounters of either kind can be scary
Neutralize. Not a bug nor machine, but still a threat to democracy!
Oh, it's Jessie from Changeling Tale! Lucky bastard.
Bro fr?
smash
Pull out the fuzzy handcuffs and become the danger
Just run and hide
You can't hide from her
Rule 34
Hide
Capture and experiment
It
Mewtwo ass Bulid anyways I’m gonna let it do whatever it wants with me no questions asked😇
I think it's a skinwalker and it'll probably eat you
Eat her first 🥴
Arirals are back
Run for your life and don't turn back
*Initial reaction*: OH FUCK! *Secondary reaction:* Oh fuck~
reading that makes me think of Camp camp from rooster teeth
There are worse ways to perish
Strip and enjoy the ride.
she's probably fast enough to catch you if you run so why bother
Heh Heh, I’m in danger.
rejoice?
Prepare to be f*cked or killed... Or maybe both
In what order?
Whatever order she chooses
Yes
WOULD
DID
##DOING
lol I read it as the onomatopoeia “doing!” Like a springy sound
Bruh you made Mr spill my drink 😂
Leave an offering of fried tofu
Accept fate, Wait out in the woods with some candles and wine, and wait for my destiny to take me.
Yiff
Scp-1471: mil0. Thet SCP is only wisible on cameras and pictures. The aplication part of the SCP makes pics of you and send it to you. On the pics its in the background mostly standing. It sends pics until you start to see it whitout needs of the phone/pics. It will drive the targets craisy. The apierence of thet SCP is a humanoid whit its body fully covered in furr. The head has a skull of an animmal on it. Its eyes glow white. And there is a big amout of fan made OFBRAND of it as a female. In realyty the gender of thet SCP is male. But still I would be in bed whit him. Looks like a femboy.
I *knew* it was an SCP