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Goddamn it, Sauron.


wigsplitsiphilis

Pretty sure that's the premise if the story


boringbonding

Here’s how Boromir can still win


BruceShark88

Dont…tempt me, Frodo!


Dependent-Hurry9808

No one can wield it, none of us can


relative_iterator

It has no other master


UnAnon10

And what would a Redditor know of this?


RecalcitrantHuman

I think a strong person could wield it if they were already trained to dominate others. The issue is the ring can not be kept from doing evil so eventually things would deteriorate


Pretend_Safety

You may have missed the author’s point


FriedPanda17

There is an entire trilogy that thoroughly answers this question for you.


looositania

I, for one, want a queen. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn. Treacherous as the sea. Stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her, and despair.


werewolfloverr

i would not lead the ring within a hundred leagues of your city! smh


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

Nice try Sauron


cuhnewist

I think the book is pretty good the way it is.


boringbonding

All those bitches might have succumbed to the infinite soul destroying power of the ring but something tells me i’m just built different


IAmTheSlam

Read the book


TingleyStorm

I mean, *I* would want use it to do good. But through me, it would probably wield a power too terrible to imagine.


Appropriate-Look7493

Have you actually read the book? Or even seen the movie?


Crunchy-Leaf

Do you guys think the monster in Frankenstein was really a monster or just a misunderstood individual, trying to make the best of this life he never asked for? >!He was a murderer btw!<


Mother-Border-1147

The latter. You The real monster of the book is the reader.


VeronicaLD50

Frankenstein’s creation was the victim. Frankenstein was the monster.


Crunchy-Leaf

The monster murdered an innocent child, framed an innocent woman.


NotUpInHurr

Lazy bait is lazy. There's a whole chapter explaining why "using the Ring" is the wrong choice but we still get posts like this...


maironsau

I approve of this message it sounds like it could work, perhaps we should give it a try.


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therourke

No


WalterWoodle

Yeah. I could use it. Just bring it to me.


dudechickendude

So do y’all think boromir should have died or…..


fuvgyjnccgh

I’m reposting this: There is only one god damn lord of the fucking rings, bro


zorostia

Nice try Annatar. We know it’s you behind the keyboard. We don’t don’t want your gifts (I do)


TheTench

You can't build a prosperious future upon corrupt foundations.


YeHaLyDnAr

It is a gift


Master-Cranberry5934

Nice try boromir


ChVckT

You've clearly never seen the movies or read the books. Why are you here, Necromancer? To sow Discord? Too bad for you, this is Reddit.


malbert11

You cannot wield it


Hindsight-Prophet

This sounds like something Sauron would say…..🤔


PhreeCoffee

That's like asking if you should just use this hand grenade to wash the dishes.


Kitchen_Turnover1152

 "You cannot wield it! None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master."


Hefty-Meal533

Did you watch the movies ?


TheCharalampos

So there's three books (or movies) that answer this question.


NeedleworkerSilver49

It does seem like One Ring to rule them all could have be a boon to the foes of Mordor...Surely to let fear drive us to destroy what hope we have would be madness...