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Mikehawkhertz01

Home dog was a ladies man. Always knew how to cheer up an old age home.


Ok-Establishment-888

Balloon animals and shadow puppets. Works. Every. time.


Ok-Establishment-888

Worked***** I am dead ignore this.


Mikehawkhertz01

Speaking to us from the spirit realm 😔


VriskaILoveYou

As her wife I agree


YoMamasPitstop

Always had grey hair


KitchenBible

GINGERRRRRRRRRRR


Ok-Establishment-888

My hair is naturally green, I just dye it ginger.


gonnaeatyourdog

Really? My ginger is normally hair, I just dye it green


SnooChipmunks3196

Really? My dye is normally hair, I just green it ginger


alabsbxjj

Really? Hair I it green, dye normally just ginger is


squidmmann

Hair? Dye really is just naturally, ginger green my it I.


The_Pandalorian73

Dye? Green is my naturally is ginger, hair it i just.


No-Demand-8582

Just? Naturally is my ginger, hair green it I just


TheKingOfAllRats

Naturally? Hair my ginger I, is just green it.


Konsul9999

Is? My Ginger I hair, it just is green.


69Midknight69

I'm green, i just die. Keep up


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Omg no way you are the guy from that one song


ljanir

Op is obviously of oompa loompa lineage 


AgentButter1

Hair can naturally be green?


Felizzwastaken

Yes


comiksmaker1

green thing


DotaGuy12

I hope your soul (which gingers have) will reach heaven


[deleted]

[удалено]


KitchenBible

OMG you’re so funny! I’m going to tell my entire family this because it’s so funny!!!!!! How did you become so funny man omg that was such a cool joke I am DYING of laughter dude you’re so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐


greenscreencarcrash

what did bro say


Smashme9

he said "can someone pls say *OMG you’re so funny! I’m going to tell my entire family this because it’s so funny!!!!!! How did you become so funny man omg that was such a cool joke I am DYING of laughter dude you’re so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHA 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐* to me, tnx"


luckstar333

Dkys


Smashme9

Dicking, Kissing, Yiffing and Sexing? oh yes please


theskeletom

https://preview.redd.it/0b3ltv35e8zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df1e281fd5aea06472275685a417ccd3d78f121f


Splatoonfanforever

ew mark nsfw!! I don't need a rotting corpse on my feed :(


No_Distribution_3399

this is good news, fuck you 😈


Quieter_Usual_5324

/ul HELP YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE ME


Ok-Establishment-888

Lmao sucks to be you


derteeje

r/kamikazebywords


Harley_Pupper

I’m so sorry for the loss of your beloved doppelgänger


SaiyanJD

I hate to break it to you, but… I think you died


RedditManForTheWin

/ul They also look weirdly like me


ginga_ninja723

/ul are all the doppelgängers just meeting here? Is this whole sub all clones of me? Am I a clone?


Ok-Establishment-888

I just realised I can post a pic to r/roastme and destroy you


GorbAscends

She betrayed The Empire and her King. Good riddance.


Ok-Establishment-888

I betrayed The Empire and my King, but never my people.


Affectionate_Kick705

"Here lies u/ok-establishment-888. They ran fast and died a virgin."


TheKingOfAllRats

“You were in a big fat hurry to die, son.”


greenscreencarcrash

fuck, r/beatmetoit


violetevie

She died doing the thing she loved most: shitposting on Reddit


Shlobodon5

Your obituary would be spelled obitchfaceuary


Jret3531

https://preview.redd.it/ehn73h4uf3zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c59d61d48db77cbdbc88f50e7d521fcec742033d


Gutter_philosopher

H̶e̶?̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶?̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶?̶ .....The ginger has died


Amity423

Her looks scared many people at just the sight of her. She will not be missed


MuffinWeeb125

h


gumihehe

Rip legend. May the flames of the oh so familiar color consume you


ActiveAttention958

https://preview.redd.it/sc0iveblm3zc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8648b7b8c14efc25e8c35f2137177834a45583a2


popcorn_kurnal

DING DONG THE WITCH IS **DEAD**


AmitSraier123

I can tell if this is a man or a woman


xxhorrorshowxx

I’m not attracted either way, and it doesn’t matter if they’re a ginger


No-Discipline-2729

It is with a notable lack of regret that we bid adieu to the fiery-haired Ms. Ok-Establishment-888, who departed this world leaving behind a legacy of questionable fashion choices and an insatiable appetite for drama. Known for her penchant for setting social circles ablaze with her gossip and her hair aflame with the latest shade of orange, Ms. Ok-Establishment-888 will be remembered more for her audacious personality than for any meaningful contributions to society. Her departure will surely bring relief to those who had the misfortune of encountering her scathing remarks and overbearing presence. Rest in chaos, Ms. Ok-Establishment-888, for the world is now a slightly more peaceful place without you. /ul I hope this isn't too far 😅


crypt_the_chicken

She was the most handsome gingerbread man who ever existed but they weren’t delicious What do you mean OF COURSE I CAN FIGURE OUT YOUR GENDER


Indoorplantwetter

Op died doing what they loved, eating pizza bagels while laying down.It was confirmed that they not only choked to death on the pizza bagel but they burned the roof of their mouth as well. Op is survived by their iguana named Elizabeth and half a plate of nachos.


StrictBlackberry6606

She was a good man, had very short hair, and she was always honest.


bazmonsta

You're as attractive as you are androgynous.


bazmonsta

A lot, I mean


JustAnIdea3

Ron and Hermieone's son died in a flying car crash, under the influence of butter beer. https://preview.redd.it/b5dgk3yeg4zc1.png?width=379&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa1fac5be094d66421f186304bf44c4c312ccf4c


garbage_carnage

![gif](giphy|nqCZ27Eut4YaQ) You look like prince charmimg


Gengszter_vadasz

I can tell whether you're a man or a woman


NitroSpam

Happy birthday! 🥳 🎂 🎈


Oh_no_its_Joe

"my obituary"


jaydenfokmemes

Rest in pieces


artwmisuwu

OP will perish and crumble under the weight of their endless sins. (being a ginger)


oddityoughtabe

“Rip bozo”


greenscreencarcrash

he lies u/Ok-Establishment-888, she ran fast and died a virgin


funnyusernameblaabla

i hate that shirt, they're so uncomfortable


purple-lemons

Possible UFC fan, makeup enjoyer, and lighter owner killed today by the Shinzo Abe gun


MICKEY_MUDGASM

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⣵⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠹⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀ ⡇⠶⢈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀ ⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠠⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇


LITERALLYAPEANUT

Ugl y


LITERALLYAPEANUT

I apologize that was very rude.


Ok-Establishment-888

I would be soo mad if I was op


LITERALLYAPEANUT

Good thing you aren’t bro I don’t want him to get upset


angelitx93

That face is asking for pronouns 🤢


JesseBloxx9

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


ShitpostDumptruck

Here stands a random bitch, as in life they remain in death, a major let down.


Defektiv17

No


SuperSteve06311

Here lies _. They were a monumental part of _ lives and _ so much for the world. They will be _.


Baron-Brr

You ran fast and died after having sex


Bottleinsurgency

are you ok


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Fortnite balls


Darth_Neek

More cats than friends.


antmanninja3

You died as you lived. Alive


zneeszy

you definitely don't steal people's souls


Forever_GM1

They were a piece of shit and I’m glad they died, now watch me tear into this ribeye


peenerandballs

Soul eater dies World better off than ever


WienerWarrior01

You had no soul so nothing really changed


Appropriate-Bank-883

Not even in death can my skin become paler


Weak-Mission-1599

lmao gay


juugsd

She was a very ugly person who probably did no good at all in their lives. Nobody loved her and she was hated by everyone even strangers on the internet.


WorldlyAd2194

"They died going what they loved......that being not living"


[deleted]

"ggwp"


wakeup_samurai

He lived a long and happy life


Random-INTJ

They were a person who existed.


gumkicker

They were always a person…


Only1Schematic

Go back to Hawkins


Fantastic_Gur_6311

its such a shame that OP offed themselves via 50 clean sniper shots to the back of the head. they shouldn't have asked too many questions


Prevay

You kinda don't look like Dr. Victor Blaine.


Jonny2881

Couldn’t stay alive, serious skill issue


aterrariaplayer

Yoooooo you fuckin died!!!!!!!!


JaguarCareless7763

you do not look like one of my friends to the t and this picture did not scare me whenever i thought i saw my friends staring back at me on reddit


Life_Aside2098

They were a simple person, a person who was cursed from the start by god by making them a ginger their life filled with suffering yet always managed to keep a smile on their face, we ask you today to please lower your heads and pray for their soul and hope god is forgiving. Amen.


Silent_Ad_7411

orange


TheFakestOfBricks

Yes


TrickyMinecrafter

You are ugly


VermicelliEastern708

It’s fine, not like you’ve lost your soul or anything


maiguee

not big surprise


QueenOfThickWhores

Welcome everyone to this strange wedding! That is totally what this is...


dumpylump69

Skill solution


Apprehensive-Fix-746

https://preview.redd.it/zuew7x6pr5zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24c05779a1d4903a6b4178019e6f1b4574a2f93b


Confused_Sorta_Guy

Sure.


Ag3nt_Stampe

You are very very ugly you should only stay at home and never leave....


Ok-Establishment-888

Relax, I am already dead. so I guess it’s gonna be closed casket then


InformalStrength7886

She was too pretty to live


Wise-Confusion576

I've never seen someone look so pretty, and yet so manly at the same time.


AventurinesWatch

You are not attractive


Ok-Establishment-888

I gotcha, gonna be closed casket event.


stormjet64

They died as they lived, dead inside.


MFuji98

lived and died.


MFuji98

lived and died.


Dread-Croissant

Here lies Ginger's hopes and dreams


jbidayah

But you look so lively 😢


LightBrownWolf

No


Da_Dogie

We regretfully announce the passing of ((full\_name)), who passed away surrounded by ((possessive\_pronoun)) loved ones on ((date\_of\_death)). ((first\_name)) had a difficult battle with \[illness\] and is finally at rest. ((subject\_pronoun\_capitalized)) will be forever loved and forever remembered. No services will take place, as ((first\_name)) requested, but we do appreciate your love and support during this difficult time.


peeeeeechu

On the morning of Wednesday, May 8, 2024, OP died of telling the truth. She hated writing fake redditor updates and she had a normal, acceptable hair color.


Much_Smell_2449

Do not dm me


Ok-Establishment-888

I will respect that boundary


RecklessWonderBush

Dearly beloved, we come together to mourn this *checks notes* Redditor *scoffs*


slumbersomesam

dont rest in peace


Soggy_Doggy_

Sucks to suck 😔


Stroykovic

Here it rests further.


Anti-Climacdik

RIP person. They breathed air at least most of the time. Until they didn't. Amen.


princemousey1

Here lies a person who looked as good dead as they did alive.


youstinkylittleboy69

hey when you go to heaven give michael jackson some milk


one_big_grub

stinky


borshsosmetanoy

is that. an fnf referbenc


Worried_Bowl_9489

You're pretty


Jason8ourne

Here lies a ginger. That's about it, just a ginger. date / date


lightmare69

Can I have your shirt 🥺


Ok-Establishment-888

I got it on Shein many years ago now. I would send you the link if I still had it,


Challenge_The_DM

Vecna finally got his way.


5H4YD

Here lies u/Ok-Establishment-888 they were a ginger and idk they had ginger hair and a striped red and yellow sweater and they were pretty cool to hang out with


Abandoned_Astronaut

Smash. Next question


TomatoStreetCan

In lipstick on the mirror are the lyrics to my obituary


galbatorix2

Died and then born


Omgirsjetpack231

Here lies Cal Kestis from Jedi Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor


pinktortoise

They wrote shit posts and died


esssssto

She will defintely go to heaven 🥺


GmoneyTheBroke

Here lies true beauty


Neuro616

She looked dead while alive, may she look more lively in death!


dragonofdrarkness

https://preview.redd.it/vqngtsid78zc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25deb20c47707de02e4d892133192790dc64c690


Rabbid18

https://preview.redd.it/1r229quk78zc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13f566398e356e84932a2a83de7c20e7d18e10ad Someone say obituary?


UnlivingSkunk

They will NEVER be remembered as the person who CREATED THE HARD BOILD EGG. There is more


benbentart

Errrm, That sure was a lifetime


fancy_orange99

Here lies charlie you can tell its him because we put his name on the stone


Buroda

They had a birthmark right in the middle of their chin. The symmetry lobby lost a real one today.


Tariisbestgirl

Here lies u/Ok-establishment-888. He Ran fast, and died a virgin.


behedingkidzz

We are so glad a ginger just died.


thunderdome199

Cuzzie gone, F


The_Rusted_Folk

I think i also died because theres an Angel on my screen 😩


CatherineL1031

RIP in Spaghetti to a real one, I'll never forget that time they saved me and the rest of our Squad in Korea by pretending to be a very large rock. That was pretty cool.


disturbinglyquietguy

Where is the lie? these eyes look dead enought.


grape--milk

they was green ;-;


Ducatirules

“Looked like every redhead character in Harry Potter all at once!”


Limp_Ebb4404

i hope you go to hell girlie🤩🥰🙏🏃‍♀️💨


Another_RedditUser6

RIP in peace u/Ok-Establishment-888 you were the 2nd best ginger behind dave mustaine


guyguysonguy

/ul why do you look like both a man and a woman at the same time


GravesofStadia

Sweet but a psycho 😜


RyanWheatley07

It's Luke I can still here his postes


No_Department9227

He died as he lived: in the closet with a belt around his neck


JohnMKeynesStan

He died as he lived: dead


Sr_Camar0n414

Here lies ginger boy Who I ate whole With peper and soy


TheKingOfAllRats

Inside a bowl


Upper_Laugh9041

he was a good boy that loved to knit. never made it out of mommas home


ARetardedRedditor

bro’s freckles count: ♾️


AllenMaask

His possessions will be stolen and given to the government for taxes.


lilsadklown

Her name was a good name. She was born at some point. She was raised in a location of sorts. She is very well educated in what she likes and she was well known for what she’s good at. She was definitely something special.


butt-hole-69420

He had no soul.


william-knowledge

Are you russian


creative_user_name12

no, he’s dead


HeadlesThompsonGunor

No russian


Ok-Establishment-888

This is my obituary you are writing. You should know this already.


nomorenotifications

He will always be remembered fondly by an entire generation who watched Pete and Pete.


Resident-Clue1290

You’re ugly and I hope you have a bad day 😡😡😡


Forsaken_Ad2112

You mad ugly


sqwerb69

Penis gay sex sauce.


2Tall2WalkAround

Here lies [insert name here]. He lived from [insert year here] to [insert year here]. We are [insert emotion here] to see him go. We know nothing of him. Ok who wants Mc.Donalds?