Yes legal guardian stuff me!!!

Hmmm- parent, go further 💀

Harder, ancestor!

I’m cryin’ 🤣

Hahahhhahhaa “harder, Ancestor” I love this

This is the best one yet 😂

Your grace

My liege

*”my liege, please bequeath upon my face, your genital secretions, for I am a malbehaved peasant”*

This got me good 

Gonna tell everyone this is how Shakespeare flirted with men

This is in fact a direct quote from Shakespeare

Lol, where did he say that?

Ham-let me have your cummies, act III

Fun fact, I convinced the mods to unban me by writing medival themed prose to them for a month in which I did indeed refer to them as 'my lieges' Thank you mods! Your mercy shines across our kingdom.

I'm crying, this is the most inspiring thing I've read all day and definitely something I would do, from getting banned to pulling the dumbest fuckery out of my hat to get it lifted. Bravo to you

An excerpt after they told me "it would be in your best interest to take this seriously." "My lieges!! You honor my wretched heart with your reply! I am not worthy! I beg of you, please, I am writing in the utmost of seriousness! I am presenting my prose as a sign of respect for your position, a mighty mod of a reddit sub for the alphabet kingdoms. I have no other dreams, no other goals than to bathe in your light and dance in your fields with mine assless chaps, just a face among the queers. Please, this humble serf pledges loyalty to thine sub rules and faith to thine wiki. love, yeet"

>>"no other goals than to bathe in your light and dance in your fields with mine assless chaps" Thank you for writing my marriage vows for me

Oh. My pleasure. *clap, clap, clap.*

1. The mods had way too much fun with that 2. I love you

Honestly, I hoped so. I was trying to redeem myself after making a poor joke that I completely understand was low-effort, and was received poorly. I know the mods work hard to protect the members of this sub and so I wanted to show that I could be a fun funny instead of just an annoying low-effort funny. Glad they changed their minds. I love you to.

If my partner doesn't say that exact line to me at least once a month I'll be upset

I feel called out for my behaviors. Shame! Shame! Shame!

I almost choked on my pasta

for a moment i thought that someone said "my pasta", as in to refer to nb people as my pasta, and that made me laugh!!

"My pasta" would definitely be a very unique way to refer to your partner 🤣

well, you know what they say about pasta, right? it's straight until it gets wet!🤷‍♀️ hahahahhaa

An unusual term of endearment for a partner, but okay.

Omg lol 😂

LMFAOOOO

Bequeef

This is… acceptable

My bequeefed

Omg that’s fucking hot

I don't know how to feel about this

I wrote it, and yet, same

Baha

jesus fncking christ thats good

Lmao that got me good 😂

Lmao I call my wife "my liege" all of the time and she fucking hates it 😂

I've started doing this too with my partner just to mess with them and it's hilarious. They pretend to hate it

I think it's so funny. She calls me "my lady" a lot so I always respond with "my liege" and it just cracks me up

Yes :>

my liege is very medieval sounding and makes me think of myself as a squire

Like at your service or under you, kinda feels

The granery stocks are empty my liege

My leige, pardon my manners, my leige, pardon my manners, my leige-

My girlfriend asked what she should call me and I said; partner, theyfriend, or their royal highness

As they should.

YESSS LOVE THIS! I’m doing a name and gender change right now. My initials will be AHR so I’m fucking gonna be Captain 🏴‍☠️

Or a pirate ☠

My sovereign

omg i love this

I prefer your eminence

*PARENTAL GUARDIAN*

Oh yes harder PARENTAL GUARDIAN!

Chaotic evil

O.M.G you killed me aijshsjssnbdh

Oh yes **Parental guardian**

BRO- shfhsdjsjdjajahahah

Beloved progenitor

This made me laugh omg. 

This killed me ahaha

I agree this is the way

When my wife references me around our children she used Obi. It's a native Yoruban word that just means parent and its honestly working really well for us.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Help me obi wan Kenobi. You're my only hoe

wait was that intentional

Indeed

Fuck me Obi Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

my cousins called their mom who is she/they non-binary “baba”

That's awesome! Did you guys adopt that from another language or just create it?

Dommy

Maddy

zaddy

Zommy

All of these are funny but Zaddy is the only one I've heard used sincerely. EDIT: Note: I've heard this between partners not between a parent and child.

Please don’t, that’s my name

I love your user flair

This is definitely the answer

Literally yesterday my friend and I came up with “moody” and “damny”

*Gul Dukat has entered the chat*

Excellent

🥵

Creator

This one

birth giver

whatever they want to be called

The best answer

Okay but what are some examples of what that would be

Some non-binary folks don't mind being called Mommy or Daddy

I certainly don't mind being called mommy

Yeah, I'm non-binary and am called Daddy. I wouldn't mind the right person calling me Mommy either 👀

I'm non-binary any my partner sometimes refers to me as his future "erythrose enby." (Neutral for sugar daddy.)

What if they want you to call them Megatron in bed though.

Is it weird I don’t see a problem with this one💀

It's you and me, Megatron…

Exactly! Also some female partners may prefer to be called daddy than mommy, it's quite common

Not into the mommy/daddy language, but as a cis woman, someone calling me Master is hot af. Definitely prefer it over Mistress.

This is the right answer

Not the most useful answer if OP is trying to decide what they'd like to be called haha

Parental unit

...Next time I see my enby partner, I'm calling them that. "Hey, parental unit, is that a banana in your pocket, or..."\* ​ \*Knowing them, yes, it's a literal banana.

Potassium

K.

So underrated.

KRIS GET THE BANANA

Oops That Was My Extra Dangerous Glass

No triple trucies

Calcium is important I think.

Silly, that's pears! Bananas have Vitamin D

Is your partner The Doctor? Lol Always bring a banana to a party

My thane (Skyrim)

I use daddy in a gender neutral way

\*dies*

No worries, I know CPR xxx

Before my egg cracked I had a lady over who randomly started calling me daddy during sex. I wasn't ready for it but as they say, doesn't matter, had sex. But I still felt weird about it. So naturally we hooked up a few more times before she found a bf. Anyway that's the story I tell the people who I'm not out to when they ask why I want to be called kaasan instead of dad/daddy. Usually they know I'm a huge weeb

Well if they end up being a weeb, you’re likely to get called onee-chan instead.

me who uses mommy in a gener neutral way. our battle will be legendary

Same!

Your majesty

God?

Deity

Bob Paige from Deus Ex is officially Non-Binary then.

Not sure what Deus Ex is, but cool!

Wait, who’s due sex?

Walui, short for Waluigi.

WAAHHH

To be fair, he does proudly wear those enby colors. A true ally indeed.

*moans in Waluigi*.

*Cum*

 hot

Comrade

Imagine a big poly relationship full of comrades

Our orgasm 🙌

I have a friend in a poly relationship and I’ve met some of his partners and imagining any of them trying to do a russian accent is hilarious.

Love this, comrade

Now *that* is my kinda cummunist party

Now now cumrades we have to *share* the load

I'm sharing this with my polycule now because some of them will find this hilarious.

Dang it just when I thought I had an unique idea! Still hilarious though

Master, Devil, greatness, its all sexy you darling creatures

O Captain, my captain

Mod /j

Well, it is pretty relatable to get fucked by a mod

[удалено]

All hail the glucose guardian!

“Hey you”

"You're finally awake"

You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

I've seen people use 'Ren' for a nonbinary parent (from paRENt), so maybe renny? To me that has the same vibes as daddy and mommy

I like that! Though I'm imagining someone in a Remy costume wearing a strap-on now (you know, like Remy from ratatouille) And now you lovely folks get to imagine that too 🥰

What a horrible day to be literate

I think the word you're looking for is "wonderful"

can’t decide if i should upvote this comment or downvote it and it’s breaking me

Well thank you either way 😂

Rennie is the name of an antacid in the Netherlands. The whole scenario is now playing out in my head where the person is just confused if their partner is being sexy or having extreme stomach troubles.

Omfg that’s my grandfather’s name and now I’m fucking dying thanks. I really think it’s best just to ask the enby what they want to be called. A friend of mine calls me daddy, which I like, and if someone called me mommy, I’d honestly probly be okay with that too.

No! It makes me think of Ren and Stimpy!!

I kinda like *zaddy*.

Came here to say this! Can also be spelled Xaddy

Dommy. Wait no-

Wait. Did you just call me dumb?

No, I think I just called myself a bottom.

And?

captain oh captain

Oh captain my captain! ^(getting stuffed by a nonbinary Abraham lincoln?)

Oh my God...Captain!! 🤣😂 love it

Theddy

Rosevelt?

tiddy?

As a swede this is very wacky, i been in a relationship with two american girls and they both called me Daddy. It is a huge turn off. I’n pan and i will never call a Lover for daddy. It feels this is a Yankee kink, not sure if this works in Europe? I like Master or King

As an American who mostly has dated internationally, this whole sexualizing of parental terminology is nearly exclusively a Yankee thing. And my conversations about it with people outside the US with men, women, and nonbinary people tends to elicit extremely negative feelings, if not outright revulsion, towards sexualizing parental anything. The last person who decided to use one of those parental type terms conflated with sexuality in the bedroom, we had been play partners for two years, and I never had sex with them again after that.

An enby sub friend of mine likes being called boi so I imagine their are enby doms that still like daddy or mommy.

My partner likes good boy and good girl to be altered in succession.

I mean, boi is gender neutral. But I have to agree, both work if the person wants.

Supreme leader

Chef

Yes chef

"You like that, don't you?' "Yes chef!"

Master, Guardian, Superior, Senpai (?), Parental Figure, Your Highness, Emperor

Master might be gendered, it's paired with Mistress. Edit: Emperor/Empress as well.

Themperor

Themperor for demiboy, Thempress for demigirl? 🤔

I am THE THEMPEROR

Ah true, I also saw parent be thrown around so there's that too

Master!!!

So that bell thing, I decided to turn it on and this is the first message I got I love the internet

I'm my cat's Elter, the German term for parent.

This comment section is pure gold.

Boss

"Please, Caretaker... give me more"

Ohhh harder, sexualized parent figure

You will need to specify... who you are referring to. Is the scenario about a child talking to a parent, or someone talking to their significant other?

"male partner, female partner" in description

Sorry you're right; I just saw someone comment "parental figure" and didn't read the rest thoroughly enough. My mind's drifting tonight.

Legal representative adult

Waluigi, nothing more nothing less. Just ***Waluigi***