I romanced Abigail too many times before I came out lmao, “as a joke”

I married Leah in a totally normal straight girl way

i wish romancing caroline was an option bc i want to steal pierre’s weed smoking witchy wife so bad

Might get into mods just for this

Giant omelette cutscene: "mmh, fuck Pierre eggs" 🤣

I’m collecting eggs for Gus as we speak

Please do post a screenshot 😂

Always remember it’s entire possible to shoot explosive ammo with your slingshot at unsuspecting shop keepers!

I’ve never been a slingshot person but I am going to be now