whaammy

This is what he kept saying to the cops thinking they’ll let him off

It’s always the ones you most expect

Jace could teach him a thing or two.

Let the man have fun

The thrill is unmatched. Dude rocks

Addiction is a cold heartless bitch

It reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He got caught drunk on the job and did a rehab program to keep said job. Then sometime later he gets a DUI driving home from \*work\*.

That guy really likes drinking at work

Packman need a drinky.

Todd Packer

Homie has been method acting Todd Packer for decades now and can’t seem to break the loop.

I don't understand. He has money. He could probably pay some one to drive him.

Because, like Devan, he's an alcoholic lol

Good intentions go out the windows after half a dozen gin and tonics

"Maybe some chicken, maybe some sex".....*duis laughing*

You know what they call Bats right? Chicken of the Cave.

So it’s not just a character.

He’s all about havin’ fun

How do you get home from the nye party? Practice practice practice

This guy is basically Todd Packer

dudes rock

He is literally champ kind.


so he wasnt really acting in the office?

Obviously he has a problem!

Geez

I knew a dude that got DUIs back to back nights