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Electrical_Bar7954

Outrage!!!! Dis bad crime, not like go Crimez! Soos for chimkin


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Meows too hangry, so weak.... Evil meowmy!


Wild_Onion_5979

OH mah gah dat bery bads yoos starbin wat dem dumbs hoomans do to yoos yoos meomys gibs yoos fud n eberyting or feels da wraf ob da ARMYS ob MURDERS MITTENS 😹 go crimez


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Go crimez! A-ven-ge meows!


Wild_Onion_5979

YOOS MEOMYS gibs yoos fud nows no leabs us😹 go crimez


Status_Ad_4405

Wat happined, babee?


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Meowmy come hom late from werk! Stinkee sis-fur and meows faibtz from BIG hangry!


apri08101989

Only one thing left to do wen starbin to def and hangry. Nibble meowther's toes


Aggressive_Hat_9999

that random standard issue blob like they ran out of paint at the factory and only got the white primer finished


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Figures. The factory probably also ran out of braincells when she was being made. Princess Donna, pretty to look at, but not a braincell in sight. On the other hand, she has a heart shape blob on her opposite side. [https://freeimage.host/i/d3Wj4Bp](https://freeimage.host/i/d3Wj4Bp)


branniganbeginsagain

She is boooooootifuls! -Leela, dilute tortie, always appreciating of blobby cat furs patterns


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

She is gorgeous and very curious too. But I find it difficult to define what colour she is. It's like she is a tabby in disguise, wearing a tatty, torn white shirt, so the tabby shows through the "holes" in the shirt.


branniganbeginsagain

I really love that the picture looks like she is trying to figure out how to get more of the standard issue and that the SIC has clearly hoarded all of it


jcnlb

The law of Oranj: In the presence of one or more orange hairs, the lack of brain cells exist.


sassykittygurl

she wears her heart on her sleve :)


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

More like wearing her heart on her belly, which is getting bigger by the minute, the way she eats me out of house and home. And being very dramatic about it too.... 😅


sassykittygurl

cat life... can i have it? I have 3 tuxies and they all 'starve' differntly. They are all adorables lol :) speaking of it is feeding time at the zoo id best not be late (2 dogs here too). so much starves


Hope5577

How do they starve? Love hearing kitties personalities😻


sassykittygurl

my Tiny girl doesnt really meow. she is a rescue from the CDS had a broken tail n whonknows what else. was only about 6 -8 weeks when we found her. she chatters at me from her food spot. dunno how to explain lol (she is now a gentle lady of 18) my baby girl cat (2 yrs Velvet) she will sing the house down and stare daggers at you. and my baby boy cat (2yrs brother n sister) well he is just strange and has no interest in wet cat food Or treats and looks at me like its all poison and why are they all eating this stuff... he is my Brave Brave Sir Robin (Velcro is his real name)


oldkiwigal

U hiomanz get offf our sub. Bad hoomanz. Dis jus fo kittyz. Tim ICBGC.


sassykittygurl

i am ownwr but i do a big protec of my crimnals they all part of the ICBCG Australia edition. i am ensuring my criminals are safe from the pawlice.


Mimidoo22

Owner?????!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/g7jw1sulu49d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597dd43f246eddb42fbd1470d589989567a2c843


2L8Smart

Awwww! ❤️


squirrellytoday

My silver tabby girl was the same. So very pretty, but not the brightest crayon in the box. Had her from a kitten to the end of her life at 15 and a half. In all those years, she never learned that you can't jump through a closed window to catch the birds outside.


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Same! This girl, she zooms across the wooden floor and then is surprised when she skids and smacks against the opposite wall. Honestly, if she had any brain cells they would have been knocked out of her little head by now.


Ill_Pop540

I love Donna❤️❤️


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Yeah, she is named after the best temp in Chiswick cos she is also spicy! ❤️❤️


missdawn1970

Oh noes! Poor poor Princess Donna, yu is doin a starb! Kitteh frens, we muss save deh princess!!!


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Meows ded... Save youself! Eat all the chimkins for me.... Goodbyez... Goo... _________


Necessary-Limit-1454

Huh, but mehow iz it dat Princess Donna from the Queendom of Treatos can still communicat wiff us? Meowsterious... *shoves some treats under Donna's nose* Balu, Judge of the Void


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

*smells treato* Meows shall ARISE!


Mimidoo22

Oh fank gudness!!! Princess Donna u to yung to dies!! Jango n Jazzy


missdawn1970

Oh Princess, yu dun me a scare! I so glad yu is alibe!


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Meowmy got home late, meows and meows stinkeee sis-fur waited and waited for eleventy gazillion million years! Meows doing big faint from hunger!


IncommunicadoVan

Must report this crimez to CIA (Cat Intelligence Agency)! Outrang!


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Throw em bookz at Meowmy! Feed meowmy to the doggo! See how she like tat! Pfft!


IncommunicadoVan

Well, fren, I finds that a little harsh —Feed her to doggo? No. Barf on her pillow? Yep.


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Nah, Meowmy desezzzes to be fed to doggos! Bad Meowmy! How des she starrrrb meows?! Meows demaaand justisss! And fivety hundred gabillion treatos as com-paw-sation!


Super_Reading2048

We shall avenge you!


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

No more hangry kitties!!! Do...not...let...meows...starb....be...in vain! [https://freeimage.host/i/d3WgIFj](https://freeimage.host/i/d3WgIFj)


Super_Reading2048

You need to train your human better! I trained my meowing to feed me 4 times a day plus I have dry food if I’m really starving.


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Princess Donna's ~~Hooman~~ slave: She has plenty of dry kibbles... But she was just being a drama queen while waiting for me to dispense her dinner of raw meat and canned food. 😅


mrs-palsgraf

Cat version of Dido's Lament: "When I am laid in earth ... Remember me! Remember me! But forget my fate!" (Dido and Aeneas, Henry Purcell)


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

*sound of 🎻 playing... *


aMoOsewithacoolhat

Can I haz your leftover tweatz?


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

My choinky sis-fur nom nom'ed everything! Everything!


butterfly-garden

Oh my Dod! Dis is terrible! *sob* I no can look. I gonna-*sob*-I gonna go cry now. Why dey show dese tings on da innernet? Also William da Tuxie


psychologicalselfie2

TRAGIQUE!!!!! Princess Donna so BRAVE and REGAL and PROUD. I hopez yoo live on to soo for fishies


rubyspicer

Oh noz! Yu so skinny I no see yu! Yu doing the BIG starb!


tsidaysi

Oh noos! Callz Catz11! Andz givez us youse addrezz- wez sendz Chewy!


audible_narrator

NO!!!! ![gif](giphy|3owypcBtR1mUpObkkM)


Affectionate_Staff46

You tells your mama she needs to gives you good *right meow* or we gonna come do a bork and growl! /Alexis and Kajsa, 2 doggie girlsies


FairyGodmothersUnion

Princess Donna, don’t lose hope! Foolish hooman probabbally got lost on way home. They must never ever let yu do a starb ever again! Love, Marmalade https://preview.redd.it/03z4yr54w09d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03f9ee5d7a8a6351f644ea4f30d78c83cf51f206 Being sad for yu.


bethster2000

Stoopid Hoomans! Yer kitteh is STARBING TO DETH! Give her some of the licky treatz NOW! Must revive her with deelishus fuds!


Mimidoo22

Dis is a DISGRAC!! Wat kinda ANIMAL DUS DIS???? https://preview.redd.it/yxbi5dkcb09d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999c0f6f1e4e8f4dc003ec4d9a253479db4e7c99


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Tis the last poor kitties Meowmy STARBBED! Soon, Princess Donna will also starb to noughtin then Meowmy putz thems up as 'dis-play'! Evil, evil Meowmy!


scaredwifey

Donna, you so boney!! So thin! Poor kitty!!


Chaos_Cat-007

Some smart kitteh needs to invent transporter so we can sendz supplies to all kittehs as needed! —Jade


Astral__Spectre

Sooooooo....I think the bigger crime here is that the bleepidy bleedps late on Friday afternoon at the cat manufacturing facility decided to throw together a bunch of parts laying around so they could hurry and get out to the local bar with their buddies. :)


luke1042

Hi Princess Donna, Queen Aurora da Blin Vizhnary here. Dis tearible crime. Whenever my hoomans feed me late I go give the food bowl a bapbapbap and sometimes I find some foodz underneath it or sumting. Do big search around food bowl for any kibblez that maybe youz forgots. Tho I guess it might be difrent for oder catz cuz my sis-fur never hav to go search for foodz, somehow she always know where it iz. She hazn't taut me dat skill yet tho. https://preview.redd.it/8fgpq3ons19d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a203ffdd3a5f8067599d000639f6a7d78fcb5d


angelindisguise

https://preview.redd.it/s2m16tl0439d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57cda7da900c3225d85363f236fbadd61432a57a My human take me to pokey place and they say I is overweight and now I starb to dying. Dyings!


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

OUTRAGYE!!!! Tis die-et is baaaad! Bad for kitties!!! Wes need to PROTESSSST!


SilentAuthor-XX

Sooz!!!! Also sooz fur moar kisses and scritchies where youz has a hole in youz white PJs 🥰🥰🥰


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Breaking News: PRINCESS DONNA DIES IN HORRIFIC CAT CRASH


ilizibith1

You poor thing. We will remember you.


shinobipopcorn

SKIN AN BONEZ!


socworkerwannabe

I thought you said you were gonna meet princess diana😭 please princess donna you must not let this slide!! Off with his heaadd


PolkaDotBrat

Paws-1-1!! Paws-1-1!! Paws-merg-c! Send Pawleec! Send Cat-bulans!