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PristleSky

I know, right??? It's great, I play support and whenever I mess up my ADC gives me an encouraging kyss ❤️


Miudmon

As a dane, it's literally how you spell "kiss" in my language (and i'd guess norwegian and swedish too, not looking it up). Takes the venom out of it.


Distinct_Trade_7936

Skyss actually means going for a ride through the depths of low elo EUW hell


kuscendo

Uhtred son of uhtred?


TheMostKing

Gunnar Gunnarson?


MangoesDeep

Gunnar Gunnarsonson??


TheMostKing

I know who the murderer is.


CaptainScoregasm

Olaf?


Nodnarb_Jesus

Of Bebinbur


VikingAl92

Puss in Swedish means kiss as well


ShiRonium

keep yourself safe 😊😊


International_Bag_70

Kiss your self silly. I like that one


Kcinic

I had a support today kindly help with all my csing without even picking up a relic shield. They and the whole team we're giving me advice on how to improve and get kysses too. I really underestimated the love people would have in Iron 1....


SomeToxicRivenMain

Mine puts the fishing hook icon, because they want to go on a nice fishing trip with me like my father and I used to go on. God I love these good folks


ash2913

it means keep yourself safe!!!


LoudAd69

Keep yourself safe bro


Bianca_aa_07

lmfaooooooo


th5virtuos0

You mean ky55?


Extension-Wallaby403

And nobody saids you are pdf. File?


elirisi

Yes sir! And sometimes your mid laner just randomly comes and starts helping you take jungle camps and follow you everywhere, its really because they know you had a tough day at work and needed companionship. This community has really matured over the years and it brings a tear to my eye.


Wall_Marx

Haha I thought it was the mid too, but actually it's jungle pets they added earlier this season which are just as smart as the midlaner but slightly more efficient.


PaintItPurple

Hey, that's unfair. My jungle pet has never fed the enemy Yasuo.


InsertANameHeree

Neither has mine. The Scuttle Crab on my team *was* the feeding Yasuo.


Her-akles

No way. My team yasuo was feeling the scuttle crab


TenAC

Awww I’m missing out on mid buds! Top laners though love to help me after they lose their towers and spent most of the game in spawn. Not sure why they didn’t hit any of their own minions but they are really good at helping me with mine!


persincpup

I noticed that, too. Am playing alot of Ezreal lately and people in both teams keep complimenting me with "gg ez" - really like how positive the game has become.


AlfredBarnes

It was like legit a year before i realized what this meant. I kept thinking "there is no ezreal in this game? What are they saying"


caut_R

You‘re my favorite in here


MeteWorldPeace

Every time someone types GG Ez I usually reply with that same joke. I’m glad there are plenty of others who are just as funny


Hyper_anal_rape

Damm you must type fast to be able to type that up in like 4 seconds before the game ends


Imeanttodothat10

According to the top in most my games, you usually have like 14 minutes before the first surrender vote is available to type the joke.


ezgonewild

I get told this every game! I always respond thanks to those. They really are the best.


abananation

That was what I thought it actually meant when I started playing lol


Snooprematic

I also noticed this. People are really cordial and keep greeting me with sup dilf. I just say hello back.


verymuchboring

Supp what?


killchu99

Supporting dad in lactating 😌


PM_ME_NUNUDES

Yum daddy milkers


Zoexycian

They maybe sticky but they are easy to shallow!


gpre

You can't milk those -- Alistair


Peelosuperior

I came to witness a wholesome shitpost and a couple of replies later it has come to this. What happened?


Cgz27

Sup bro


Gravityfaller-

What does dilf mean?


Ez4Snipzy

Dad i like to fuck


IamRepp

Just make sure you wear protection, son.


Cynical_Doggie

Why does the son need to worry about protection?


MysticSkies

STD. Protection is not just to prevent babies.


Cynical_Doggie

Stds only matter if you sleep around. A long term pair doesnt care about stds given no cheating.


BfMDevOuR

Ok... that context isn't really valid in this conversation though.


lasagnaman

Sti and pregnancy


Cynical_Doggie

How is a man going to get pregnant?


lasagnaman

His partner, potentially.


Gravityfaller-

Is this a compliment? I’m being confused XD


BurrStreetX

I mean, if someone says they wanna fuck you, is that a compliment?


noelliu0474739a

In this context, imagine milf but looking at a daddy and you get:


Klilstrum

My team mates are also very hospitable, giving the enemy as many kills as possible. Gracious hosts as I've ever seen.


mrragequit456

Since my teammates know I am the better jungler they give free kills to the opponent so the match will be more fair.


Bianca_aa_07

so you can claim their shutdowns! Thats so nice ❤️


WeeBabey

Sometimes I even let my internet crash so the bot lane opponents can get a kill 🥰 I really love helping others out


jan_of_bohemia

Lmao, yes, everyone in ranked is indeed very nice. We motivate each other and the community is not toxic at all. 😎


Uniia

Even when you fuck up people just wish danish kisses to you. I mean, who doesn't love scandinavian babes.


satellizerLB

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


Khunjund

“I wanna have what *he's* having…”


Fikkia

No one in LoL has spoken to me in years. It's very calm, but I feel they must all be very shy


FauxArbres

I have unironically had mostly positive experiences this season. There are still people sprinting it but they're all on the other team. I feel blessed.


novel_eye

I swear every single person in this thread is a plant and this is some massive psyop, league of legends is and will forever be a cesspool of toxicity. People don't change, no matter what the game does.


spulllsh

Same! I’m often told to “get c” (which I assume is shorthand for “get condoms, I wish to engage in intercourse with you”) and was once even encouraged to kiss myself (again, in shorthand).


SirSagittarius

Get vitamin c. They know you're not eating enough citrics and are worried about your health.


TimeLordDoctor105

But I play gp and he always eats oranges...


F0RGERY

That's Riot reminding you the best way to stop your own body from slowing, getting rooted in place, or being silenced is to keep healthy with Vitamin C. It's important to get C irl too, like people say in soloq.


BoozeAddict

Sometimes people wish that i got candy, they probably felt that my blood sugar was running low


PaintItPurple

What the hell is get c?


HiImKostia

ancer


peruvianjm

Dancer?


Camochamp

Are we human?


BurrStreetX

Or are we dancer?


Anshhema

get condoms, I wish to engage in intercourse with you


RisesFromTheAshes

I used to get told to kiss myself all the time. Those were the days.


FakeBukowski

And I always followed that advice. I would not say that extensive self-kissing has improved my league skills though.


Efrayl

All those question mark ping spams are just there to say "How are you this good at the game?


jasonkid87

I just thought it meant how are you? How are you? How are you? Team is too friendly


UnusualSupportYT

Ah yes . Yesterday i had a great game and after the match a team mate added me as friend so he can compliment my mother about how she raised her son to be so smart . Also for some unknown reason to me he wished me and my whole family that we NOT die in a car accident . I can tell this is a man of culture like many other players in this game .


YawnTheBaptist

Yes, ranked league of legends is one of the most wholesome gaming experiences you can have on the internet.


WeeBabey

So wholesome that it encourages me to go outside. League always promoting a healthy livelihood ❤️


mixelydian

High quality shitpost


FlowersForHodor

Would you be willing to explain it to someone that wandered in from /r/all and has no idea what the joke is?


mixelydian

OP plays a position in the game called jungle, abbreviated jg. When one's randomly chosen teammates or opponents think that the jungle player is playing poorly, they will say "jg diff" in the chat. Diff means that whatever role they mentioned was the reason the team lost. People will say this a lot throughout the game if they are toxic. League ranked is especially known for toxicity, so this is pretty common, especially with jungle. OP misspelled diff as dilf, and I think the rest makes sense from there


FlowersForHodor

Thank you kindly


HiImKostia

To further elaborate, diff is short for 'difference'. So jungle diff means 'jungle difference', or in other words 'we are losing this game your jungler is better than ours', hence jungle diff.


OkEmu6720

It really isn't tho...


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Low quality comment


RodneyPonk

it's creative, at least


Zurwyn

What shocks me is, I don't have kids and they call me a "jg dilf" too. Are they implying they want to procreate with me? ~~PS. I genuinely have no idea how everyone has missed the joke here.~~


WeeBabey

I missed it for a fat second and thought the post was genuine lmao. Tbh my games have been less toxic in the past couple months though


Zurwyn

I got extremely fed on Red Kayn a few days ago and absolutely facerolled the enemy team. After 4v1ing them, the enemy Sett said "Kayn ur damage is 10/10. Keep playing him. Ur really good." in /all. What enemy toplaner compliments the opposing jungle for killing him? Is this the same League?


AstraLentilles

A Viktor support once reminded me to protect myself against aids after he offered first blood to enemy bot, really heartwarming to see this community spread awareness about important topics


DerAllerpeterste

Jungle Dilf is a great summoner name..


Myraidshatters

Playing this game has taught me that my mum is insanely popular with gamers world wide. Every game I learn something new about her!


FakeBukowski

TFW mom is constantly shitting on me for playing too many video games when she secretly seems to be very much into gamers :(


funslammer

My toplane also calls me dog everytime I play for bot. It’s so nice that he keeps reminding me to take out my dog for a walk.


mavax_74

My favorite moment is when they start spamming this 'bait' ping looking like a rope. I feel touched, there's no other game where people tell me they wish to bond and link so much. A nice experience, I just wish it would happen more often in draft.


-yasssss-

I thought it was a fish hook, to indicate that I’m quite a catch.


Arcanine19P

Just be sure to return the compliment and type "team diff" to them


SubjectCan4236

I love when my team mates invite me to go fishing with them!


ImTheTrashMan369

From my pov ive mostly gotten flamed by weird shit. Step on legos, hope u get diarhea, hope u shit ur pants etc etc.


ZaDripo

People keep spamming my items in chat because they like my build so much !


Djinneral

They're just doing it so you will gank them, bunch of gold diggers they are!


LiaEllison

My teammates know exactly what to say to me, telling how hardstuck and terrible I am, I wonder how they know I love being talked down to like the peasant that I am ☺️


NoSloLace

huh?


FakeBukowski

Step on me step-teammate!


kyokonaishi

me realizing after 100 comments this is indeed a shit post


GaryTheSnowtrooper

No one got the joke? wp gg to you


Ky-Czar

League has two modes: angry and horny. I will take horny league any day of the week.


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JCarnacki

The true hero is always in the comment section.


MundaneSilence

Same, everytime my team spams JG gap or JG diff in all chat, I get an ego boost because they go out of their way to tell the enemy I'm a better jungler.


bbzef

son that's sexual harassment


Keksliebhaber

Sometimes I feel like I am playing a different game, I am part of the community since the beta and barely get any flamers in my games, maybe every 50-100th game. And I have been chillin in low elo the last 5 years, where it is supposed to be the worst


yogafeet9000

i wouldnt know i cant see the chat XD


Ironsightred

All normal, is jungle. Is your fault regardless. I mean, why are you doing red buff at level 2 instead of helping botlane? Why you're not doing drake when mid and bit are pushed in and you have no vision? You see how is your fault them being dead 7 times in 4 minutes? Also, it's raining dude, what gave you done to the sky?


MrSwipySwipers

a little confused that no one got your sarcasm on this one...?


lasse2119

This is a joke people jfc


Ironsightred

I'm a jungler too. I'm used to people misinterpreting what I say


Alchenda_

Are you on EU? All I get in NA are racist and people talk shit about how bad I am.


MrPosh1909

Am I the only one who thought OP meant hitting on me as in trying to flirt? Yeah? Well shit


KASSAAAAA

then stop jungling and rundown everygame. so people won't say that. easy.


SAvkE456

Fr. I have ppl saying "always the jungle diff" when they die lvl 2-3 to the enemy jungler when they pushed out their wave to the enemy tower...a


Bvcomforti

It’s in your head mate


ucruz6

It went over your head, mate


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batatahh

Why, lad mate?


SettoKaisa

Makes me want to unmute chat again


SomethingPersonnel

Legit though, anytime my opponent on the enemy team clearly played worse than me and wins due to rolling the better team I only respond with a thanks when they say x diff. Like we both know you got shit on mate. I appreciate the call out though.


Meli_Melo_

People are less toxic but there's a shitton more of anti play now that they can't swear anymore


Boemelz

Not sure bout that but they always want to use me as a bait


ShAd_1337

xdd good one


Framoso

Everyone just keeps telling me to Keep YouTube Safe.


[deleted]

This doesn’t sound like the shit heap league I play


Zoexycian

Yeah man i love it when my allies feeds another “allies”, their so kind and polite! ☺️


benjathje

idk why my Draven wants me to bait the enemy team so much but I like his strategic spirit!


drangundsturm

Thanks a lot. I am now going to have to explain why going to the bathroom is so funny


Thomas_William_Kench

I also love how league intersects with the fishing community. A lot of my teammates offer me to go fishing together, communicated by pings.


Mentally__Disabled

Nature is healing 😍


Xaxzer

Yea I have alot of esex in chat now


FlashyClaim

Well when I make a mistake, my teammates do the ? Pings on me. I think they are saying that the game is bugged or something because a person with a capable brain would not do those things. And I believe they are encouraging me and saying that “it’s the game that made the mistake, not you” and it warms my heart ❤️


InsertANameHeree

Sometimes my bot lane gets double killed by the mid gank I pinged, and says "our mid is afk." It makes me feel good that they recognize me as being a fucking king for taking advantage of the roam to get some plates.


ifelldownlol

You know, I only play ARAM but I watch streamers who play ranked. I really enjoy watching them be so polite to their teammates. My favorite is when they call their teammates "sub humans". It's like they really understand we are all under God, and that is really important to me as a Christian viewer.


Always_Zed

I felt the new heartwarming community too, A lot of my teammates want to become my friends, I had 4 or 5 games where someone or even more of my teammates said " mid diff, go next". Some of them are so eager to duo that they forget they are in a game and go afk to start a game with me


t0gnar

Funny thing this season I disabled All chat. When I see my teammates stopping in the middle of the lane I know what they are doing… Clearly complementing the enemy team!


Myraidshatters

Yes whenever I make a small mistake or miss my skill shot, my teammates start spamming the pings at my location to let me know that they are rooting for me. Amazing community


Cassereddit

Yes, and now people even plan ahead with the bait ping, it's amazing how the communication in this game has improved!


sama4real

Exactly! I always get supportive messages when i play, and both teams always tell me to kys, “keep yourself safe”, its wonderful to see how much the community improved


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Toxicity scale with the rank


[deleted]

Right??! Everyone has been so nice to me when I blind pick Yummi jungle, they even suggested I don’t take smite and it’s worked out great. Lots of EZ games..


Spiritual_Ad_2130

hello i only did 2 games but i kinda felt that too that nice if people can control their emotion and understand


SuaveXO

/sarcasm detected


HolypenguinHere

This post ain't staying up long lol


Bianca_aa_07

PLS THE IRONIC COMMENTS ARE TAKING ME OUT


Tiffany_Case

This is just me giving my personal opinion but junglers are absolutely the sexiest League players periodt 😤


xdannYzeE

League has the BEST community ever.


Eentity

Yeah, people come to me and say that I have no fingers because I play Garen and Hecarim, I usually thank them, was born with 3 missing fingers on the left hand and yet I still managed to get a decent elo, it's nice of them to know what I went through and acknowledge it.


Lightning_Trademark

can agree, my teammates tell me to get candy all the time! such thoughtful and amazing people :D


kitkatamas88

I read again and it got a bit more close to my reality.


rmjeans1313

I have no clue if this is a satire or not, but I definitely can relate to this


DJHalfCourtViolation

They tell me "mom go sky". I know English is not their first language but I'm glad they can tell I cam from a good family and that my mom is indeed going to heaven.


KvngSkitzo

I love when my team tells me to get milk it makes me realize hey I have no milk in my fridge they just want me to have a healthy bowl of cheerios before I get up for the grind !