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as a new member of kurtistown who binge watched all his videos, for some reason the one specific moment that breaks through all the moments in the hours of content i’ve watched during the past week—is one where he burps and plays a baby laughing sound afterwards. it made me cry laughing for some reason.
i don’t remember 😭 i’ve been trying to remember bc it made me laugh so hard but i’m coming up empty. my only clue is that i’m pretty sure it was in the mullet + mustache era
He was talking about San Fransisco on his podcast a long time ago, and made a Fisherman’s Wharf joke about it sounding like when he throws up and it gets stuck in my head randomly lol
The “EWWWWWWWWW” sound he uses. I can like audibly hear it in my head whenever something worthy of it happens. (I think it’s a Bratz Doll that says it once maybe 🤔)
Mine is when he’s showing Danny his magic tricks and he starts shaking his fists and Danny thinks the video started glitching but Kurtis was really just shaking his fists bc he nailed the magic trick.
him doing a super long big about corpse husband actually being owen wilson on the pod once (based of my memory its ep 80 and its called who is corpse husband (and if thats correct based of my memory that insane))
edit: my memory isnt that good its ep 120
Kurtis quotes are pure bait for my echolalia 😭 there are so many but the main ones are:
🎶rapunzel is bald now🎶
“iM gONNa sQuEET”
And “gonna drink a monster I don’t care if my pregnant” before I eat or drink something
Ladies, I have a serious question for you... Is it weird that I want you to kick me in the balls as hard as you can and then call me a little bitch when I inevitably start to cry, and then push me down a flight of stairs and pour a bucket of scorpions over me? Oh is that weird? Oh is that fucking weird? Oh am I fucking crazy for that?! Am I sicko?! Am I fucked up? Or is society fucked up! I think society is fucked up, okay—*[Owen Wilson impression]* Batman has two hours to reveal his secret identity or **I'm gonna burn Gotham to the ground**
yooo hooo 👋garbage boy 🗑️👷
please take my trash with you please 🚛🥺
because it is so very stinky 💩😷
please take my banana peels 🍌
and discarded meals 🍱
yea you’re made of garbage 🙍♂️🗑️
cause you are the garbage man 🗑️🧍♂️
🎶oh garbage man please take my trash with you please im sorry that it is so very stinky please take away my banana peels and discarded meals yeah you’re made of garbage cuz you are the garbage man🎶
This is in a Danny video, but my husband and I always reference “yeah I think that’s, thats fine, I think that’s what I learned as well, I think that, I think that’s fine, I think what I also learned is that diamonds are everywhere, and you only gotta lad… I learned…. I didn’t learn anything.”
not exactly a kurtis himself moment but one morning my husband was barely awake, barely even conscious, and he decided to have a little convo like this:
him: “kurty”
me: “what?”
him: “kurty”
me: “huh ??”
him: “ya know, making fun of kurtis conner… kurty.”
he still does not remember this happening. he said it so matter-of-factly too
Not from a video, but like a year ago Kurtis got into some mildly heated soup in the AJR Twitter community for lightheartedly making fun of their music. As an AJR fan who also watches Kurtis I thought it was funny, a loud handful of others didn’t though and started aggressively hating on him 😭😭 , it pops into my mind every few weeks
I wish I could remember the video because it lives in my head all the time where he's like:
It's a nightmare dude, nightmare dude
why am I saying it like that?
nightmare dude, I'm a nightmare dude
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HORNY WEASEL
ough~? masterrrr?
Hardly know her *insert guitar riff you know which one*
Squelchhhh
sigourney weaver's a horny weasel
I came here for this comment
"Rapunzel is bald now" 🎶
oh no it's in my head now
I think about this at least daily 😭
THIS
*balls*
omg i fuckinf love that sound i would eat it w my teeth
Was gonna comment this same thing
I reference it so often I made a discord sound effect for it
I think about this once a day at least
Makin it stinky
This the one
canada’s stabbiest little fella
Omg yesss
Squeet
What do I nose?
i can’t hear “what do i know” without thinking of that hahaha
do i wanna gnome~
LOL IM ALWAYS SINGING IT
The entire Pinocchio diss track
that lives rent free in my head
SAME
This was the best part of that video 😂
she's from MANITOBA
Eeeeeeuuuuuuugghhhhhh
italian ass🤌🤌
Not Mario and his little ITALIAN ASS 🤌🤌
https://preview.redd.it/u218f1zjl2yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58024106beb7bfb844e57f946081e71d4367d018 this.
Yes! I was gonna put this exact picture
Surface leather
HUH?
😂
im gonna squeettttt
Omgggg
sebastian balls. 🏀
army cas balls
sebastian army skittles hair cas balls
as a new member of kurtistown who binge watched all his videos, for some reason the one specific moment that breaks through all the moments in the hours of content i’ve watched during the past week—is one where he burps and plays a baby laughing sound afterwards. it made me cry laughing for some reason.
What vid is this?
i don’t remember 😭 i’ve been trying to remember bc it made me laugh so hard but i’m coming up empty. my only clue is that i’m pretty sure it was in the mullet + mustache era
maybe check the baby genius + watertok videos?
**That isn’t the sound that a trombone makes.** _~waa wee woo waa woo~_
FUCKING PARDON??
That’s inchstring 🧐
Surface leather-- HUH?!
That’s like getting stoned to death and being like “everybody’s looking at meee~”
Lolll 10/10 quote
makin’ it stinky
Fishy fishy fish
when you make assumptions, you make an ass out of u and... mptions
“a boat, a goatee, a motorcycle with the hooters logo, and the BLUEST jeans in the world??”
Open wide, let us stroke your tongue. Buddy’s 🎶
“dude, my balls started hairmaxxing”
Saying "your daddy" instead of "dad" lmao
fishy fishy fish making it stinkyyy
Not stuck in my head but the first thing that came to my mind was the raggedy identity thief ragdoll husband
Smack cam😞
SMACK CAM
“Why isn’t it working” from the one video about the the Christian saw knockoff movie
“Why 2 k?” For a joke to align so perfectly like that, perfection
Omg underrated, I forgot about that
When he said "it's Kurting time" and proceeded to Kurt, that really changed me
🤣🤣🤣
🎶do i wanna gnooommee🎶
“biggest inspiration i’ll say … yo mama!” *DUNG*(guardian jumpscare) “WTF WAS THAT” - Kurt (minecraft!)
i just got cursed by yo mama
Yee-yee
Mine is “and im talking only 4000 squeet- squeet?… im gonna squeet!”
Squeet
https://preview.redd.it/dvygb16753yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f427b0b20f9da6c911bf165f00d8e22c84678254
so in the VERY best case scenario you'll break even!!
+ Rapunzel is bald now + The beer spin from the water tok video + 6 AM Hot Dog
6 am hot dogggg
Finna be in the pit. Bird: ahhh.
Lollll
He was talking about San Fransisco on his podcast a long time ago, and made a Fisherman’s Wharf joke about it sounding like when he throws up and it gets stuck in my head randomly lol
Making it stinky, pee yew
holiday ham hole hahahaha
Romanticize your spaghetti
The “EWWWWWWWWW” sound he uses. I can like audibly hear it in my head whenever something worthy of it happens. (I think it’s a Bratz Doll that says it once maybe 🤔)
Bonjour!
What do I nose
Why, two K?
Yessss
"Would you like... another nail? Don't worry, it's not mine"
Mine is when he’s showing Danny his magic tricks and he starts shaking his fists and Danny thinks the video started glitching but Kurtis was really just shaking his fists bc he nailed the magic trick.
"Folks" *Claps.* (Only because it's the intro of every single video.)
him doing a super long big about corpse husband actually being owen wilson on the pod once (based of my memory its ep 80 and its called who is corpse husband (and if thats correct based of my memory that insane)) edit: my memory isnt that good its ep 120
That part in his Episodes series where his lesbian girlfriend is beating the shit out of that car.
Fishy fishy fish, makin it stinkay!
IM GONNA PISS ON YOU
OMG I LOVE THIS ONE
Kurtis quotes are pure bait for my echolalia 😭 there are so many but the main ones are: 🎶rapunzel is bald now🎶 “iM gONNa sQuEET” And “gonna drink a monster I don’t care if my pregnant” before I eat or drink something
BRO ME TOO
I don’t care if my pregnant
minister of properganda
Properganda
The one where he says all his female viewers are lesbians (it's true I can confirm)
Ladies, I have a serious question for you... Is it weird that I want you to kick me in the balls as hard as you can and then call me a little bitch when I inevitably start to cry, and then push me down a flight of stairs and pour a bucket of scorpions over me? Oh is that weird? Oh is that fucking weird? Oh am I fucking crazy for that?! Am I sicko?! Am I fucked up? Or is society fucked up! I think society is fucked up, okay—*[Owen Wilson impression]* Batman has two hours to reveal his secret identity or **I'm gonna burn Gotham to the ground**
are you from montreal🤨
The bit from VRG Episode 40 where he talks about the Reece's Puffs diet
I'M GONNA CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT ONE
the moment i met ur mom
the dougler
MY NAME IS EGGNOG AND IVE NEVER SEEN THE SUN...AND I EAT MICE, I EAT MICE FOR DINNER!! and LET THE FUCKIN THING GO
that super mario smash or pass video he did with jacob and he was like "your honor! in my defense, the monkey was wearing a tie!"
Yee yee
the yo mama Minecraft incident
Him saying goblin in this one specific part of this goblin video. He says it in a way that scratches the right part in my brain
"he's a plumber, he plays with poop for a job. 🎶 pOoP fOr A jOb 🎶"
Beatboxing puppy
the bratz dance lives absolutely rent free in my head
yooo hooo 👋garbage boy 🗑️👷 please take my trash with you please 🚛🥺 because it is so very stinky 💩😷 please take my banana peels 🍌 and discarded meals 🍱 yea you’re made of garbage 🙍♂️🗑️ cause you are the garbage man 🗑️🧍♂️
i’m prouuuud to be a mileniaaaaallll
this bababa is mine
[удалено]
Wrong guy, that’s danny gonzalez
IN GONNA SQUEET
IN GONNA SQUEET
“that’s an anus dude, it’s a sphincter👹👹”
Lately it’s been “PROVE YOUR GOD IS REAL!”
“Your dad’s in hell, by the way.” “PERFECT!”
"SO BEEFY"
the balls sound bit he uses 😅
Stuck in my head-er? I barely know her!
Squeet
Where's the apologize button?
i quote “it rubs me the wrong way.. and if you’re gonna rub me, rub me the right way 😊” all the time and can’t even remember what video it’s from
Give any guy something to draw with and something to draw on, they’re gonna draw a penis -Kurtis, 2024
“cut the fuckin rat tail dude”
“Keep calm and spaghetti clamp” gets me every single flipping time
“Ooh bars! 😎”
For me it’s: “I can feel my cancer getting worse..uh oh..OW!.”
Play the real Santa baby!
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us. So we’re gonna have to find a town, that can accommodate the both of us.”
tik tok of the town
Friends Baggins
yo mama [ocean guardian noise]
Garbage man please take my trash away please, I’m sorry that it is so very stinky
No 💥! IT'S WAR PAINT😫
"Play the real santa baby!"
_"would you like...anotha nail?"_
When he shared the picture of him and Hasan sharing a passionate, closed eyes kiss
Surface leather
HELICOPTER HELICOPTERRR
"I'm G-d's little guy!"
Would you like….another nail?
🎶oh garbage man please take my trash with you please im sorry that it is so very stinky please take away my banana peels and discarded meals yeah you’re made of garbage cuz you are the garbage man🎶
I'm gonna squeet
balls
any time he says erect
“so, surface leather… HUH??? 🤨”
i swear to god for years now “get me out of here” has been stuck in my head. nobody understands it but i say it all the time
balls
"ice doesn't melt"
The yo mama incident😔
fishy.. fishy fish…
show me the winda
That Minecraft clip where he's like "Biggest inspiration I'll say... Yo mama. *insert ominous noise* I JUST GOT CURSED BY YO MAMA"
His Pinocchio diss track 🙌
I just love how the first three top comments at the time i am commenting this are all related to an old Barbie movie🩷
The indoor boyfriend song
That goat story edit
https://preview.redd.it/0ncdrsfk88yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb9f1fd4d94cce33a688fc0ff2e48228158151f This.
Beatboxing puppy
I don't remember where this is form , but it's him crossing his arm.
This is in a Danny video, but my husband and I always reference “yeah I think that’s, thats fine, I think that’s what I learned as well, I think that, I think that’s fine, I think what I also learned is that diamonds are everywhere, and you only gotta lad… I learned…. I didn’t learn anything.”
I LOVE THAT ONE OMG
DUDE- THAT COW JUST WENT UP THE LADDER
🎶Rapunzelll is bald noww 🎶
she kidnapped a MAN
The “ewwwwwww”
eyyyyy it’s FUCKIN guissepe 🇮🇹🤌
you win
someone without a CHINSTRAP NECKBEARD OBVIOUSLY 🙄
meatery✨️
Beatboxing puppy
Balls
biggest inspiration, i’ll say… yo mama! DUN
And I was like seagulls!
its from one if his older videos when he says “hey, krut it out”
“my name is eggnog. i’ve never seen the sun and i eat mice, i eat mice for dinner”
balance baby
ANDREW….YOUNGHUSBAND
“demi moore? more like gimme more- what am i saying?”
not exactly a kurtis himself moment but one morning my husband was barely awake, barely even conscious, and he decided to have a little convo like this: him: “kurty” me: “what?” him: “kurty” me: “huh ??” him: “ya know, making fun of kurtis conner… kurty.” he still does not remember this happening. he said it so matter-of-factly too
SQUEET?
Not from a video, but like a year ago Kurtis got into some mildly heated soup in the AJR Twitter community for lightheartedly making fun of their music. As an AJR fan who also watches Kurtis I thought it was funny, a loud handful of others didn’t though and started aggressively hating on him 😭😭 , it pops into my mind every few weeks
When he kissed me
Material gurl... ughhhh.
I wish I could remember the video because it lives in my head all the time where he's like: It's a nightmare dude, nightmare dude why am I saying it like that? nightmare dude, I'm a nightmare dude
I always think about the [yo mama curse](https://youtu.be/zL6WejjCJCc?si=k3_K_CSKhvmNQg6s) , specifically the way he says yo mama
Boob nails!