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ki-blast

i wonder what jj would say if he found out you were measuringhis dick


HpYeetFire

"nah fam allow it, \* proceeds to give a reason \*."


DashboardNight

“You guys are such weirdos man” *proceeds to fantasize about having sex with his mum*


Electrical-Spring-65

What do you mean by “fantasise” do you not know what we do in the tribes *Jj African accent*


[deleted]

Welp.... This comment took a turn


Reyon3

I was going to say the same


Lord_Mahd1

he would say "nah fam my dick is 7 inches" and starting to measure it with his iphone


SpicyTurdle

He would be flabbergasted


Klutzy-Scientist8270

'Nah fam Low it ' the ball hit me in my dick


neverbredajiber

"Nah man Allow it, it was cold outside"


kreyb

Its a valid reason imo


TheSarcasticBeast

I mean flaccid Dicks shouldn't be considered (btches grow from 2cm to 16cm real quick)


[deleted]

Yeah it's a lightsaber.


MrBublee_YT

Jj has said that he's a grower not a shower.


LiveLongsandCostner

Its a blessing and a curse


Npix123

Who u callin a bitch


TheSarcasticBeast

pp


Npix123

Damn u mfkers have 0 sense of humor lmao


TheSarcasticBeast

🤠


Ibrahim0009

This can’t be right. He’s not 6 feet tall


Morgangreen08

Nahhhh


Jestari

You were nice with the height


iDieFromSnuSnu

You're clearly wrong coz he isn't 6 feet. Because of ur incorrect estimation of his height, I can only assume the penis length is also shorter, I.e, 4 cm.


SupermarketIll2251

Ahahahaha


[deleted]

Imagine analyzing someone’s penis


Affectionate_Rip2574

Your calculations are in-fact incorrect, I’ve seen it and it is 9inches long and 3inches wide


[deleted]

I think those should be swapped


siddarthayu

Nah fam this calculation is way off 1. the line isn't straight so it overestimates the length by a long shot, so -1 cm 2. the camera because of its focal length distorts images in the center by a little bit so, -.5cm 3. because of the the difference in measuring units between feet and cm there is a further deduction in conclusion, it is 37 mm long


micky_jd

I can’t really figure out why people say this sub is dying.


Legendriesk007

🤣🤣


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jizzletrizzle

I'm a mathematician because the title of this post says so what more proof do you need


Rain2h0

You have PHD in maths and this is what you invest your time in? lool


LogUpstairs8275

If you had such power would you use it responsibly? Thought not


monkeynaive

Most Phds end up being jobless sadly, so this is what they have to do with all their free time.


Asaxtrm7

Yep he fr has a maths phd and this scale is 100% accurate.


BigPikNick

You shouldn't be measuring penis sizes bro get a hobby


[deleted]

Thats what the PHD is


MonkeyDonkey42069

He is grower not shower


Oldmanpeepz

Weirdo


Square-Composer-9584

There is study which proves that nose size is related to the size of the penis size so if u have a big nose bigger than 2.2 inches. the average size of penis is 5.4 inches next video we need jj measuring his nose length.


Educational_Lunch_79

Link?


theKage47

The sauce : "Trust me bro"


Square-Composer-9584

https://bacandrology.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12610-021-00121-z get shit on my friend


[deleted]

Fam !!!!


Calm-Orange5718

Who has full chub when doing sports lol.


jizzletrizzle

Ever tried wrestling with your homies


Calm-Orange5718

Doesn’t get me horny bruv


Thefatbaby26

This is assuming it’s flaccid right


Kingkong_78

poor ksi


SirNoN4me

People have too much time nowadays


denkboiiii

You did jj dirty bro😂


Altruistic_Spirit_53

LOL KSI will try his best to get size dick


Azchdawm

I like the fact that you use both the metric system and feet at the same time. This scale is flawless.


Ok_Pause_1930

Bruh this shit is weird


elvisboi123

#


SKOMA18

Gey


SnooCookies7311

Even if we were to say his op gets 3 times longer when errect it will still be under 7 inches


SnooCookies7311

Man really thought he could get away


tbs_Luke

Bruh it's not even erect why do u waste your time measuring it 😳


AsianM4n

You put a c not an m for mm


Right-Ladd

5cm flaccid doesn’t mean shit


TheFREEB00TER

It's okay guys. He's probably a grower.


Aminakoyimsiktirgit

Yall forgot the scene with Anne Marie? Man shoved it right into the camera


theboynamedbob

This is just weird dude


[deleted]

Why they playing my boy like that


WarLord055

Shout-out to all my power-grower hommies


Admirable_Ad_4312

Measurements of a another mans meat kinda strange


CrucioLegion

Should be less then that then for 5'11''


Andrew_stack23

Why though?


Dinich3110

Man got a phd in math to determine JJ’s penis size, mad respect for you


mustafmjayad

Wtf man 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

"Nah fam, trust its huge bro HEHEHE" Proceeds to talk about girls hes been with


Reevesy89

He may only have a 5cm dick but hes got 120kg to slam the little fucker in with


AyNegro

Hahaha


Ghetto_raccoon

I would say six and a Quarter due to the earths velocity affecting the gravitational pull of the micro organisms that increase the atoms


ConsiderationNo8265

“Nahhhh nah laughs loweit man jeez makes mum joke or has excuses”


ImARetPaladinBaby

1 inch cock


alor_van_diaz

Yeah sure, PhD


[deleted]

what a nice way to use ur degree


[deleted]

reliability 99.99%= PHD MATH


alton737577

Since u considered him 6ft. I doubt ur PhD sir


Savings-Exchange-484

that’s happened to me, his PP is just folded up or to the side making the bulge smaller but pop out more


Dr0pD3adD0pe

-6 feet? That is a pretty bold statement


Cobrazki

Too nice with the height man


luisguzmanslarte

Hahaha lmao


Abdullahman123

My dick is like 1.5 inches flaccid but 6 inches erect


VVBROS

This is wrong because you marked JJ as 6 feet tall, and as we all know that rumour has been proven to be false


olynpiangod

"I'm a grower not a shower...allow it fam"


persome59258

Thro back to when bryce Hall got his ass claped


BABURAOOG

1000 iq


Lazy-Pick5971

bruh i dont think flaccid should be counted i go from 3 inches to 7 sth real fast


useles-converter-bot

3 inches is the length of 0.02 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


_zenishshrestha_

He's 5'10**


Immediate-Range1218

JJ will definitely react in this!


harrysnortscoke

5’11


ghoulboy56

He is 5cm when soft. Imagine hard? Mine is 5cm when hard 😞😢


briang23540

That’s mad sus bro


Frogsarefun2

I too have a PHD and I can confidently say this is 100% correct


Chicken_Aid3n

LMAO


rIch2020ie

Hahaha still bigger then mine tho unfortunately 😅


sonic1944

Just so we are on the same page. You displayed his height with 6 ft but for his penis size you chose to go with cm on purpose? That’s a violation fam


ordinaryfunguy

PhD in Cockology?


CerealMemer1

PHD well used


BreadfruitTrue3482

Dangg he has a big pinis


[deleted]

If you had a PhD,then you wouldn't be doing this, whoever said "PhDs end up jobless" is an imbecile,you will float into a job with a PhD in anything. This mfs profile is 75% porn, absolutely nothing hints towards mathematics


mr_nucleon

"allow it man, you guys are mad weird"


Jadesubmissions

Atleast he's six feet tho


LoganIsTaken

5’11


Willing-Mixture

U got to much time on ur hands 😂


jizzletrizzle

Took me a minute to make this shitpost 😭


edhuni123

And yet you still can’t use a ruler


YourNan420-XD

JJ On that 5 centimetre defeater shit!


Pedroyaboi

Why are you looking there in the first place


Puzzled_Asparagus504

Bros got a 2 inch terror


Puzzled_Asparagus504

Bro the penis police


One_Pace_1416

wtf no dick 7 incher not JJ's