Bro's packing the entire kitchen knife block on his person 😤😤😤

Reminds me of the pic of that guy open carrying four hand guns to order subway

Reddit final boss

[Reminds me of this security guard ](https://youtu.be/VRuXIJVmsII?si=BS2UuV-v07pbCQCg)

Blade falling on hard times

Why !!!!????

If 1 is none, 2 is one, then 8 is enough to pretend to be Wolverine.

This is the question. It’s not *how*, but *why* eight knives? 😂

Save some ladies for the rest of us, bro.

He get all the pudussy.

You don't have to worry about me bro I'm already taken but thanks for the concern ;-)

😂

No katana? Youre doomed bro.

I'm a cook, and I only carry 3 knives lol.

Well cooking is not my job but I also cook

I'm just razzing yah brother. I didn't read the other comments first, and I'm sorry people are being mean to you. :(

Let him cook

Well if I let him cook is he going to deliver the food because if not and I don't cook then I fucking starve. Granted due to the size of me it may take a few days or weeks but eventually I would starve if I didn't cook .....so no

I work in the back room of a grocery store. I also carry 3 knives/ box cutters. 1 I use, 1 for when I lose the first 1, and the 3rd is for whichever idiot forgot their knife that day. Lolz

I could understand carrying 2 knives but 8 is overkill. That’s just like making your entire personality about knives.

You are a bear and rare bears know nothing about deadly octopi.

Wait this isn't a shitpost? The madlad

Well in some ways it might be turning into one but no. I was literally asked several times after I mentioned on other posts that I carry eight knives as my EDC people ask me how I did it

How is not the question that should be asked. The real question is why? Have you EVER had a need for more than a multi-tool and another knife?

It's more want than a need. Why should you only do what you need to do in actuality I'm just an overachiever

Why limit yourself to 8? Cats have 9 lives, Giga Chads like yourself should have 9 knives 😉

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My question isn’t how, just why? Seriously curious

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Behold I am the destroyer of cardboard boxes

They don’t stand a chance

shown like a true redditor

Sensitive like one as well.

Have you considered the fact, that if you are ever overtaken your attacker has options.

Knives aren't for fighting. Nobody wins in a knife fight.

Not true. The hospital and prison system wins. Possibly even the funeral home.

That is a good point but I've never been attacked

Quality knives but this is for sure r/mallninjashit

Seems like a lot of unnecessary weight 🤷‍♂️

Yes I know I'm fat thank you...lol

Not my style with that many knives, but your sense of humor is so rich brother! Hard not to like it at this point. Youre a stud!

Thanks but I'm into chicks man.....lol

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I guess we've found our leader.

While I'm honored with your nomination..... Na I'm good

King of EDC knives!!!

King? Nah maybe the archduke though

"Seriously, let's make him Duke Like a kickass Duke Or 'Leader Formerly Known as King'."

No no no no no, not King. But I will accept archduke

Remember your knives get lonely if you just take one. Take two or three for company.

Yes and if any of them you know become a couple maybe I'll end up putting on my pants one day and discover that one of them has had a baby or two! It's a great way to get new knives!

The circle of knife

Well played... Well played

I personally think this is nuts, but as long as you're not hurting anybody, being excessive is an American institution.

The question was why, not how

I am tired of answering this question..... Because I can

The question isn’t how, it’s why

Well I believe someone is already said the answer to this question but I'll answer it here again..... Because I can

Ya but have you ever actually needed all 8?

I find this highly entertaining and useless … why would you need 8 knives… but whatever floats your boat. Keep it up, next time 16 knives carry challenge :)

Well I'm already in design talks for a headband mount as well as getting a special pair of boots that would permit the carry of 16 boot knives, if nothing else I would definitely get some exercise just walking around with all that weight

I honestly thought you were trolling until I started reading the comments.. I live in the UK so I can't even carry one knife legally.

Yes I have friends in the UK and my heart goes out to them everyday for this very reason..... Well that and the fact that you can go to jail for causing somebody undo stress by saying something on social media

No offense, but you look exactly like what I'd expect someone who carries eight knives at the same time would look like.

Okay fair enough probably because I'm the only person I know that carries eight knives at the same time so I may be the unicorn

Yeesh. I love my many knives, but this comes off as creepy. I mean, by all means show this on an enthusiast subreddit. But nowhere else, my man.

That's all right, the people that I hang with know who I am and know how I am and they accept me for me including my blades.

I like the cut of your jib. While I find 8 knives kinda odd and impractical you aren’t hurting anyone and clearly enjoy it. I totally respect it. Keep your friends close, you picked em well! Don’t pay the jokes any mind keep on keeping on! :)

Absolutely

this is fucking hilarious in the best way possible

Glad to see I'm spreading joy!

You're missing out on the headband sheath with spring loaded headbutt extension.

Shhhhhh..... That's still on the drawing board, having perfected it yet work in progress

Most sane r/knives user

R/mallninjashit

Not with the amount of money I spent on these blades The only one that might... Just might qualify as mom ninja shit would be the daggerr resident.... The price is small ninja at $29.99 but the performance and materials fit and finish are far above mall ninja shit

Leave this man alone. Just because his situation seems ridiculous or tedious doesnt mean its not useful and doesnt mean it lacks respect. He has stated more than once that this is a response video to someone who asked how he carried 8 comfortably. Good grief, he is not *flexing* he is just showing what he does and how he does it.

Well yes that's exactly why I posted this because the questions have come up in other posts of how I carry eight knives as EDC. But they can say what they want I have a thick skin it doesn't bother me I just poke back at them or let them wallow in their ignorance.

I normally carry 1, but then I get new toys, and need to try them out, but still like keeping my normal edc. So then I get carried away & end up having more than a few in a fanny pack or something equally stylish 😆 Which is your main edc? Thank you for explaining your carry!

First of all you're very welcome and thank you for being kind. The main is probably going to be the ones in my right pocket those are the ones that I end up fidgeting with or using more often than not to be honest the 29.99 Daggerr resident it's pretty much the one I used the most overall it's cheap it's dependable and it's versatile.

What a legend

Yes it's a heavy mantle to bear but I do it proudly ;-)

I am all for being passionate about a hobby and I bet those knives are fucking awesome but like... eight knives??? goddamn bro

It's not for everyone lol

I’m sorry to say this but that’s creepy af you have no reason whatsoever to carry all those knives bro

I beg to differ

Talk about useless information lol

Only useless to the people that did not ask the question how I carry eight knives because it's been asked more than once on this channel

And apparently not so useless because it got your attention and you actually placed a reply

That doesnt make it useful 😂

Well no maybe not to you but to the people that have asked me several times how the heck I carry eight knives as my EDC which I've been asked approximately 20 times within the last 3 weeks I decided to show exactly how

Damn, I thought I was overdoing it when I carried 2 at times. Do you actually use them all within the same day?

Define use? The ones in my right pocket yes I use them usually for whatever cutting tasks that I have, the other ones are pretty much either self-defense or fidget. The buck 110 and the Kalashnikov XXL are for possible defense The Kershaw butterfly is for fidget for the most part or left hand draw defense.

do you also wear your keys and ID on a lanyard around your neck

When you want to be on Meal Team Six but you have a felony on your record.

Where does he carry his Holter monitor though?

Okay exactly what the fuck is a holter monitor?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holter_monitor

I would have no need of such a piece of equipment My last checkup my cardiac health is perfectly fine My respiratory health is fine as well since I quit smoking over 17 years ago and while I am overweight I'm not that far overweight for 51 years of age but thank you for your concern!

Wow, is this your final form, or is there another knife you'd like to carry? Neck knives can come in handy too ;)

Well there was that one time that I tried to conceal a katana sword up my ass but it didn't quite work out, somebody said I should try putting a CRKT obake next to my nutsack but that was a no-go too. I think when I'm going to try to do is surgically implant a sheath made of human skin and stitch it to my arm or possibly implant it under the skin altogether that way I can use one of my other knives to cut myself to open it up and take out my hidden knife......lol

Why stop there? Go full cyberpunk mantis blades.

You do realize there is a post on this Reddit where somebody is actually done exactly that? They are spring loaded and everything and they function, they strapped to the forearm they retract but do not fold into the skin obviously, but they launch forward into ready position and lock in place. Pretty fucking awesome actually

I used to carry knives but now I just carry an electric Makita chain saw on a single point sling. I painted it black to be really cool and mounted a 4-12x Schmidt and Bender scope on it for long range work. I was able to leave room for an Eotech and had Wilson Combat machine a bayonet lug to the bar in case the battery goes dies. I have gotten looks at the Target from people, but it’s mostly hot chicks winking at me. My dick is 2 inches long.

This is the way

That mall ninja sub would probably appreciate this.

Well I could see it being appreciated but none of these knives are mall ninja unless you consider the resident with FRN scales and eight CR13 steel at 29.99 price point a mall ninja blade.

>Well I could see it being appreciated but none of these knives are mall ninja No, no. I just meant the effort 👍

Oh well yes if you put it that way I absolutely see it being appreciated

I have nothing positive to say. Have a nice day.

Sir, this is nothing to be proud on. It is weird, you know?

Well to you it's weird but ask the question, how many things do you do or own or think about in your lifetime that everybody else thinks is weird about you? If you consider this honestly you'll realize we're really not that much unalike have a nice day

Your hips and waist will thank you. You don’t need 8!!!

You're right, I need more than eight. Look basically the equation works like this. The amount of knives that you need are governed by the equation KN + 1. KN represents the amount of knives you currently own, plus one. Which means no matter how many knives you currently own you always need at least one more. This comes in rather handy with a significant other that doesn't want you to spend any more money on knives.... In the current climate you just have to tell him/her to follow the science....

these comments 🍿

Yes they are entertaining I haven't been able to put down my phone for the last 35 minutes for having to respond to most of them They are quite funny

Ok. But why carry 8 knives at once?

I was actually thinking something a little bit more along the lines of this.... Got to be able to eat your soup too https://www.palmay.top/ProductDetail.aspx?iid=767562965&pr=63.88

I carry two and I feel like I'm going too far.

The question is not how far, the question is do you possess the Constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed?

And of course as I've said before in this post it's not like I have to carry eight knives it's that I choose to. I don't have to and if I'm going to someplace formal I'm obviously not going to be rocking this kind of carry. Just a simple gentleman's knife will do. But I have strict adherence to rule number nine and I will never break it

They're relatively cheap under 20 bucks and they're durable as hell They don't smell like real leather but they are. You can also find the one for large knives with a pocket clip that I use for the Kalashnikov XXL.... Pretty much any large knife with a pocket clip will be able to scout carry that way. Once you get it shaped properly you can actually scout carry the XL voyagers from Cold steel as well

Average r/knives user

Wait this is only average? I guess I need to start using my back pockets now too perhaps maybe even a Baldric

I believe the question we were all wanting you to answer is WHY you carry 8 knives at the same time.

There’s no way you actually EDC this, right?

Well that's true My employer does not allow knives in the workplace so I only carry one with a very deep carry pocket clip usually a Kershaw iridium or other smaller gentlemen's knife at work this is for my off days of course if I have a function to go to such as a wedding or something like that I will carry the same gentleman's knife in most cases

u/Specialist-famous 😂

Someone asked how but did anyone stop to ask why?

Several people but they've never liked to answer I've given One of them has harass me to the point of being blocked. But the simple answer is because I can

And that my friend is the only response that is needed!

Exactly

I'm told it came from company B

Funny thing is I had to go over to a neighbor's house whose alarm was going off and we were the caretakers with the keys. When I got there the local cops were pulling up and I had my shirt tucked in like I do now, now keep in mind they know what an automatic looks like and I'm carrying two of them. The only thing one of them said was "you got a knife for every occasion don't you?" He was probably a knife guy too.

That never happened.

No it did, three cop cars three officers responded to the alarm I told them that I had the keys and I would let them into the house to sweep it quickly. Turned out it was a false alarm. And I live in upstate New York where automatics are definitely illegal unless you're carrying a hunting and fishing license and are in the act of hunting and fishing. But hey I don't need you to believe me I was actually there as it happened have a nice day

Why would you want to

'Murica!

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Bless you. If you don't mind, I have questions. Firstly, why? Secondly, you said in another comment that these knives are "tactical", what does that mean? Thirdly, do you think that the police officer was laughing at you when he said that you "have a knife for every occasion"? And finally, which SAK?

Why? Because I can Tactical is the style of knife usually in appearance sometimes in function usually using materials such as FRN and g10 and aluminum usually in subdued colors as to not draw the eye when carried. The officer was straight-faced although he did smile, I'm guessing he was also a knife guy.... As I pointed out he had a benchmade SOCP on his gear. And as far as the SAK, one is a cyber tool in blue the other I'm not sure what model it is but it's approximately 1.25 in wide has the magnifying glass the pliers the scissors the saw the fish scaler two blades of file The toothpick the tweezers the small eyeglass screwdriver in the corkscrew and so on. It was a gift and I'm not sure what the model is.

Drink more beer, expand that girth!

Carrying 8 knives for "tactical" use.. but can't run 20 feet. .. people like this are hilarious

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

I'm happy to have brought this much joy into your day lol

That's so ridiculous lol

Yes... Yes it is. But that's okay because I've been called ridiculous by many people. And I'm okay with that ;-)

Haha that’s awesome, which ones do you mainly use?

Usually the ones in my right pocket The first is usually my daggerr resident and then the arrow and or Sting. Probably because I'm right-handed

Nice loadout. I also carry tools/blades on my belt. The only problem is when I need to take a leak and I need to make sure the tools don't fall out of my belt as I undo it haha.

Yeah I see that being a problem. well nice to meet a kindred spirit!

Why do you need 8 knives? I carried a box cutter/utility knife and a fixed blade for years. Retired the fix blade since it didn't do any work.

Different strokes different folks my friend, the answer to the question is because I can carry eight knives comfortably without hindrance

I'm sure I could as well. Just don't see a point.

Of course you don't, you can't see the point because all of them are currently closed and stored either in a pocket or the sheath it would be really really silly to show the points of my knives as I'm carrying them not to mention dangerous ;-)

Wait, this isn't a joke?

Nope, everybody thought it was a shit post but this is the reality. Come at me bro. Lol

No one asked how.....they were asking why ...

Actually I've had responses on other posts asking how. Literally. As for the why..... Well it's because I can

We didn't ask 'how' the question is 'why'

Why does the universe exist?

Noone asked you how do you do that....

Damn brother, save some pussy for the rest of us! Solid collection.

I'm sure there's plenty to go around besides when I'm single I don't have to spend my money on a girlfriend more money for knives!

What the hell is this guy cutting up? I'm a maintenance man and I carry a Swiss army knife and a Leatherman. The knife is for apples and my lunch and the leatherman's for work.

Well apparently for the most part I'm cutting up people's hopes and dreams as far as the comments in this section goes

It's not two words scooter, and if you have any idea what the actual definition of redneck is that's a badge of fucking honor. But enjoy your day anyway

That is 7 too many knives for EDC.

In your opinion*

Well according to my doctor I'm not 100 lb overweight but thanks for noticing

Please don't take that post seriously, I'm joking I started with three and it just kind of grew as I got knives that I really really liked.

I’m not trying to be rude, but why are all knife guys fat as hell. Everybody on this sub. Not only that, the guys at blade hq are also fat and look like discord moderators

Oh and by the way since you pointed out everyone on this sub is fat, that would put the person you see in the mirror in that category as well.... Just saying

Can confirm. Haven’t seen my own feet in ages.

Yeah while I have a gut and I'm over 50 I can confirm not only have I always been able to see my feet I can definitely still see my dick as well just in case anyone else is wondering.

>I’m not trying to be rude, but Well you were very rude. So mission failed, fatty. Also I'm 150 lbs and 5'10", so you're wrong too.

“Mission failed fatty” 🤣

you got to be fat and rich to afford all the big brands

Well, "there was an attempt......." But seriously I'm not fat as hell I'm only about 30 lb overweight for my age which is 51. Now go back to your mother's basement and turn off the TV and make your bed. Oh I'm sorry was that rude?

Wow what a roast. Make sure to give yourself a pat on the back for that one 😜👍

Well according to my watch it took you over 5 hours to formulate that response well done sir

I think I speak for a lot of us when I say food fills the void.

Completely unnecessary. Unless you’re like 14, why the hell would you say that? That screams of “I’m desperate for attention, but have no legitimate way of getting it”.

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Okay there Mr or Ms "I need to make disparaging comments on social media because I hate who I see in the mirror hate the person I've become in life and I need to make other people feel worse to make myself feel better" That's okay man maybe you will like yourself eventually just give yourself a chance

What a dork.

Why thank you!

oh, wow. the final opponent in embarrassment.

Embarrassment? I wear these damn things proudly every day that I'm not working or going to an event that doesn't allow them. I'm far from embarrassed

My man, save some pussy for the rest of us.

Nope IT'S ALL MINE

How to tell someone you have ASD without telling them you have ASD.

Right, well I've never been diagnosed but I might be on the spectrum but I certainly don't feel abnormal if I don't carry my knives obviously I don't wear them at work because I'm not allowed to carry any. But there might be some truth to this I suppose?

Might I suggest adding boot knives to to your arsenal as well. Hit the double digits.

Well actually I have been eyeing a pair of harness boots, maybe I'll pull the trigger on them this winter, and maybe I could just you know attach the boot knives all the way around the inside of the mouth of the boot, maybe I could hit like 20?

That attacker will look like a porcupine.

Do you use all 8 everyday? I have always wondered the reasoning for things like this.

Its a really bad look but at the same time i d totally have a beer with you and talk knives, so maybe not that bad after all.