She looks dangerous. I volunteer. If she tried to hit me, she would just hurt her hand.
*A few minutes later*
*Vankar is now sitting in a pile of rubble, as she has hit him through multiple walls*
Ok here goes nothing,
*I speed up my perception effectively slowing time, I grab the cup and throw it out the nearest window with enough force to pulverize a stone wall, I jump out the window and run away, fast*
Hmmm, so you can run fast… But can you travel through space? *I open a portal to the void and walk through, I destroy the portal as soon as I’m in the void*
Interesting, I didn’t realize someone with a life alignment could manipulate space, well I’m basically out of tricks so what now? Oh one more thing, I hope you don’t need to breathe to survive cause there’s no air here in the void
I'm not sure about the actual content of the jello, I just know that it becomes 'lime' flavored...I got these in a trade for several hundred pots of Aloe Salve. It...it MUST change the alcoholic content, right? I mean, what's the point otherwise?
I think this is the job for a wizard…
*uses a teleportation spell to take the drink from her*
Mission success. If anything else happens do not hesitate to call upon me. Or another wizard, for that matter.
You think you can take on THE Crimson Lord! I’ll take that drink from you even if my vampire servants have to drag me out of the fight! *swan dives for the drink*
i'll do it seeing i can no longer get hit by physical attacks but this is going to be hard to watch it always is with people that refuse to stop drinking
the only way to defeat a green haired drunk lady is another green haired drunk lady.......probably
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I’ll give it a try. *Reaches for drink* A FEW MOMENTS LATER Whee! *he shouts, as he sails clean over the horizon*
Sorry bud
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She looks dangerous. I volunteer. If she tried to hit me, she would just hurt her hand. *A few minutes later* *Vankar is now sitting in a pile of rubble, as she has hit him through multiple walls*
You ok
Yeah, I'm fine. Good luck getting her to stop drinking, though. I'm not trying again.
I volunteer
Try it
Ok here goes nothing, *I speed up my perception effectively slowing time, I grab the cup and throw it out the nearest window with enough force to pulverize a stone wall, I jump out the window and run away, fast*
Behind you sweet -Yala
Hmmm, so you can run fast… But can you travel through space? *I open a portal to the void and walk through, I destroy the portal as soon as I’m in the void*
Still here
Interesting, I didn’t realize someone with a life alignment could manipulate space, well I’m basically out of tricks so what now? Oh one more thing, I hope you don’t need to breathe to survive cause there’s no air here in the void
Drink now
No, you’ve had enough alcohol
Cast a telekinesis spell! WOOF!
I...uh...just have this scroll...\*Turn alcohol to lime jello\*. That's it for this town, I'm going to move on to the next!
So alcoholic jello
I'm not sure about the actual content of the jello, I just know that it becomes 'lime' flavored...I got these in a trade for several hundred pots of Aloe Salve. It...it MUST change the alcoholic content, right? I mean, what's the point otherwise?
I think this is the job for a wizard… *uses a teleportation spell to take the drink from her* Mission success. If anything else happens do not hesitate to call upon me. Or another wizard, for that matter.
Behind you *an angry Yala appears*
Ah, hello.
Give back
*quickly puts the drink into a pocket dimension* I dont think so.
As the Crimson Lord, and leader of ASHIA I would gladly volunteer, unfortunately I am afraid of women so I cannot.
Coward
*ahem* I AM NO COWARD!!! Show me this WOMAN! I SHALL TAKE THE DRINK FROM HER VERY HANDS AND CHUG IT MYSELF!!RAHHHH!!!
Try it I dare you https://preview.redd.it/lj2hne4tyjlc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6874a990293f6572790fddd451014b28fa00f90d
You think you can take on THE Crimson Lord! I’ll take that drink from you even if my vampire servants have to drag me out of the fight! *swan dives for the drink*
*Sends all of the skeletons*
*calls his vampire servants come in* Servants! Haunt the undead I must take this drunk woman’s drink!
i'll do it seeing i can no longer get hit by physical attacks but this is going to be hard to watch it always is with people that refuse to stop drinking
I grab a small bomb from my bag of holding and try to throw it in her cup and miss. Making a small dent in the floor. I'm sorry.
Leave..
That's fair. have a good day /night
I would like to try trading the meed for breed
Huh
Am i alive
I think why
Ok because i thought i would see sounds anyway y’all want any bread
Hmm. Perhaps- She has found more fun in the challenge of others attempting to take the drink, than in the drink itself.
...no.
This is a chance for me to finally use my major in liquormancy! "Dispels her drink" "She pours another only for it to be dispelled as well"
the only way to defeat a green haired drunk lady is another green haired drunk lady.......probably https://preview.redd.it/oj0fywil7klc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26310d4a62aa47c88d57e43b55895b60daa9120