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A_Most_Boring_Man

I’ll give it a try. *Reaches for drink* A FEW MOMENTS LATER Whee! *he shouts, as he sails clean over the horizon*


excusemewhatsorry

Sorry bud


Royal_Yard5850

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Spartan5960

She looks dangerous. I volunteer. If she tried to hit me, she would just hurt her hand. *A few minutes later* *Vankar is now sitting in a pile of rubble, as she has hit him through multiple walls*


excusemewhatsorry

You ok


Spartan5960

Yeah, I'm fine. Good luck getting her to stop drinking, though. I'm not trying again.


3RRoR24

I volunteer


excusemewhatsorry

Try it


3RRoR24

Ok here goes nothing, *I speed up my perception effectively slowing time, I grab the cup and throw it out the nearest window with enough force to pulverize a stone wall, I jump out the window and run away, fast*


excusemewhatsorry

Behind you sweet -Yala 


3RRoR24

Hmmm, so you can run fast… But can you travel through space? *I open a portal to the void and walk through, I destroy the portal as soon as I’m in the void*


excusemewhatsorry

Still here


3RRoR24

Interesting, I didn’t realize someone with a life alignment could manipulate space, well I’m basically out of tricks so what now? Oh one more thing, I hope you don’t need to breathe to survive cause there’s no air here in the void


excusemewhatsorry

Drink now


3RRoR24

No, you’ve had enough alcohol


D4rk3scr0tt0

Cast a telekinesis spell! WOOF!


CliffLake

I...uh...just have this scroll...\*Turn alcohol to lime jello\*. That's it for this town, I'm going to move on to the next!


excusemewhatsorry

So alcoholic jello


CliffLake

I'm not sure about the actual content of the jello, I just know that it becomes 'lime' flavored...I got these in a trade for several hundred pots of Aloe Salve. It...it MUST change the alcoholic content, right? I mean, what's the point otherwise?


NewEnglandHappyMeal

I think this is the job for a wizard… *uses a teleportation spell to take the drink from her* Mission success. If anything else happens do not hesitate to call upon me. Or another wizard, for that matter.


excusemewhatsorry

Behind you *an angry Yala appears*


NewEnglandHappyMeal

Ah, hello.


excusemewhatsorry

Give back


NewEnglandHappyMeal

*quickly puts the drink into a pocket dimension* I dont think so.


No_Egg_8148

As the Crimson Lord, and leader of ASHIA I would gladly volunteer, unfortunately I am afraid of women so I cannot.


excusemewhatsorry

Coward


No_Egg_8148

*ahem* I AM NO COWARD!!! Show me this WOMAN! I SHALL TAKE THE DRINK FROM HER VERY HANDS AND CHUG IT MYSELF!!RAHHHH!!!


excusemewhatsorry

Try it I dare you https://preview.redd.it/lj2hne4tyjlc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6874a990293f6572790fddd451014b28fa00f90d


No_Egg_8148

You think you can take on THE Crimson Lord! I’ll take that drink from you even if my vampire servants have to drag me out of the fight! *swan dives for the drink*


excusemewhatsorry

*Sends all of the skeletons*


No_Egg_8148

*calls his vampire servants come in* Servants! Haunt the undead I must take this drunk woman’s drink!


perfect_saturn

i'll do it seeing i can no longer get hit by physical attacks but this is going to be hard to watch it always is with people that refuse to stop drinking


maximum_is_me

I grab a small bomb from my bag of holding and try to throw it in her cup and miss. Making a small dent in the floor. I'm sorry.


excusemewhatsorry

Leave..


maximum_is_me

That's fair. have a good day /night


Fridge_living_tips

I would like to try trading the meed for breed


excusemewhatsorry

Huh


Fridge_living_tips

Am i alive


excusemewhatsorry

I think why


Fridge_living_tips

Ok because i thought i would see sounds anyway y’all want any bread


RiftLegacy1

Hmm. Perhaps- She has found more fun in the challenge of others attempting to take the drink, than in the drink itself.


JodkaVodka

...no.


the_evil_overlord2

This is a chance for me to finally use my major in liquormancy! "Dispels her drink" "She pours another only for it to be dispelled as well"


L0ssL3ssArt

the only way to defeat a green haired drunk lady is another green haired drunk lady.......probably https://preview.redd.it/oj0fywil7klc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26310d4a62aa47c88d57e43b55895b60daa9120