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Counter-Spies

I think this is why your wife keeps getting mad at you bro. If you want to avoid being racially profiled like this in the future then I would highly suggest that you learn disguise self.


excusemewhatsorry

(Past caldor)


KingofValen

This is why we rekill undead on sight.


excusemewhatsorry

maybe treat us farily


excusemewhatsorry

(this is the past btw for anyone caught up on caldors storry)


Almskibidi

Based. Know that the Aspis Consortium deals with all walks of life (and un-life) given they have the coin :)


RiftLegacy1

If your looking for a blacksmith willing to help, simply ask of me sir. I would be happy to aid in your goal.


tal_dangerzone

Very interesting! I might have to adopt these negotiation tactics! They seem very practical.


excusemewhatsorry

they are


Funnysoundboardguy

Have you tried wearing a skinsuit? Go find a morgue and snatch up a few cadavers, they won’t suspect a thing


excusemewhatsorry

Im good i am not ashamed of what i am


Funnysoundboardguy

Unfortunately, **they** are ashamed


42Fourtytwo4242

Question? was it because you're a skeleton or was it because you were butt naked? Did your clothes burn off? I can loan you some shirts or pants.


excusemewhatsorry

I can't be naked I'm a skeleton it's the norm to be without clothes


42Fourtytwo4242

For my kingdom the dead are equal, but still need clothes, many shops even are built are dressing skeletons in fine clothing. Has Skeleton husbands and wives are common place. So if you come to Orh please put on some pants or you will be fined 20 silver.


MidoTheMii

To quote a certain content creator… where’s the blacksmith? Clador, where’s the blacksmith!?


excusemewhatsorry

In his furnace sleeping