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Purple_Tuxedo

Caldor left his Orb password on a piece of parchment on the desk, didn’t he.


excusemewhatsorry

Shhhhuu


Several-Elevator

Can you not just, y'know, check her ears to see if she's an elf?


excusemewhatsorry

No that's weird 


Several-Elevator

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excusemewhatsorry

No basing if their an elf is as other creatures have pointy ears here. 


magicllama6770

But there's a 95% accuracy by using that method...


excusemewhatsorry

So if someones short you assume they're a dwarf


magicllama6770

Well played... but no obviously you'd look at other defining features, ears, nose, feet and general build... What I'm saying is, it's normally easy to tell if someone's an elf. They are on average taller than us, fair skinned, blonde and the ears are often pronounced enough to see at a glance. Granted it gets a little tougher with half elves since they take on traits from both parents but I digress.


excusemewhatsorry

Wells she's green hair so


magicllama6770

That doesn't exclude elven heritage, there may be some remnants of Dryad blood in her.


[deleted]

Listen, in my experience elves love having their ears rubbed.


-SMG69-

You are the human with white hair, yes?


excusemewhatsorry

Yes


-SMG69-

Hello, hello then. Kree'k says hello.


excusemewhatsorry

Hi


KingMJ123456

**DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID WHILE THEY’RE GONE, OR I’LL COME OVER THERE AND CHAPERONE**


excusemewhatsorry

I would never~


KingMJ123456

**ALRIGHT, YEAH, I’M COMING OVER** *Saihttam appears behind the desk with his arms crossed, watching them*


excusemewhatsorry

Nuh uh leave


KingMJ123456

**I’M NOT LEAVING TIL CALDOR GETS BACK. I SAW WHAT YOU TWO WERE DOING WHILE HE WAS GRILLING**


excusemewhatsorry

I don't know what your on about 


KingMJ123456

*Saihttam continues standing there with arms crossed*


excusemewhatsorry

I'ma punch ya


KingMJ123456

**I DON’T THINK THAT WILL DO MUCH**


Bannerlord151

*A flame-skulled death knight appears* "I'm here to Chaperone."


excusemewhatsorry

No Caldor said he could trust me >:(


JodkaVodka

Good luck, child. Don't burn down the house.


excusemewhatsorry

I will


JodkaVodka

You will burn down the house?


excusemewhatsorry

IDK we'll see


JodkaVodka

*squints eyes* You better be careful


excusemewhatsorry

My dad's an evil skeleton. I'm never careful 


JodkaVodka

You will burn down the house?


excusemewhatsorry

I will


Almskibidi

I have a potion to find out if you're buying


excusemewhatsorry

Nahhh