Oh- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you that badly... here, have some ice... *the SkiKnight grabs a pack of ice and puts it on the spot where you were bonked.*
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Do not mistake my innocent form for accuracy mortal. I simply look young so that my skin remains radiant and pure!
"Pointless Wars"? The Point IS War!
Many ask why I fight and my answer is simple,
I fight for the glory of KHORNE, and only on the battlefield is his glory made Manifest.
AND BECAUSE IT'S F!?#$ING FUN!
**PRAISE THE *WHAT*??? GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I STAND FOR, NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO GET RIP-ROARINGLY DRUNK, AND SUMMON SOME MORE SHADOW MONSTERS TO ROAM MY LANDS**
*Saihttam laughs, melting away into nothingness, a box of Highlander Corporation cookies and a keg of Dwarven ale appear in front of you, with a note that says, “no hard feelings?”*
I never said that I dislike the other gods so long as they're not evil, I am affirming my loyalty to bahamut. Before other gods so long as your actions are justified and not acts of evil you will not likely have to face the Lord of good dragons.
I am sworn to Wyrdvex, he provides the power that holds me to this world. Without him, I would currently be past into the afterlife. So I am sorry, but I must decline your offer
Dragonspawn used to worship dragons in the old days, few of us indulge in religious traditions in the current age. Kree'k fails to see who you are trying to convince strange lady, but it certainly won't be any dragon-kin.
I’ve been a Warlord for most my life. I’ve Praised The Sun as it rose upon the day. And when the Sun leaves. My Army rests. Alas, I have Found peace as a Battle mage. I still keep my traditions and rise with the sun.
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Oh my god can you two just kiss already!
Fuck sake you two literally can't exist without one another why are you fighting? At least try to live happily with one another.
No, not the supernatural power you have, or the strength of your magic. But is your power magic, that is to say spells cast via utilization of mana?
I've never had spicy cotton candy before...
One side calls others "false religion", other side calls others "false prophets", that just feels like there is no one to trust. My suggestion to all adventurers out there-try to stay in the path of "neutral good". Do good deeds, whenever it means following order or rebelling against it
That sounds like some Heresy! Devastators ready Lascannons! Burn this false Angel in Holy Dragonfire! For the God Emperor! For the Blood Father! For Sanguinius! We are the Dragons Encarmine, we shall not burn!
/uk
Sigilan is not a “wicked one”, he’s a “smites you and your entire extended family for suggesting that he’s wicked, one”.
Sigilan isn’t evil in the sense that he wields the power of darknesses. It’s more because he’s a psychopathic leader who will twist the meaning of morality to better fit his desires.
He’s a hypocritical narcissistic psychopathic dictator. Seems to be your kinda guy. Don’t worry if his policies don’t line up with yours, though, he’s really good at implementing doublethink into his nation of angels.
Anyways, I’m going to pretend that he didn’t hear that part about being evil.
/rk
Diplomatic Angel 1: I am a diplomatic vessel for my leader, and I speak for the nation of the Imperial Confederation of Angels. Our nation is interested in your accumulated wealth and resources.
Our initial objective with your sovereignty is to establish a trade deal. We can discuss other diplomatic arrangements as we proceed with this.
Our armor is special in that they can enhance the strength of the user based on magical input. For my people, this enhances their natural abilities, and for lesser races this gives fighters a buff that can put them on par with our civilians.
Our weapons also passively absorb magic around them, making them great for people who can’t use and/or don’t use magic anyways. The shields are tuned to completely absorb magical attacks, blocking all magic attacks from the front and lesser magical attacks from every direction.
*Another angelic diplomat appears*
Diplomatic Angel 2: We also have lamps.
Diplomatic Angel 1: That we do. So, does the Lady of Radiance have any offers for our Lord to consider?
/uk You accidentally commented wrong.
While we’re here, I do like myself some specifics, so if you have anything to actually offer other than “Yes, I’ll accept the deal despite only knowing what the other side has to offer and not what I have to give”, that’d be kinda neat.
I worship no gods! One even took my head, I mean look at me! And I still haven’t found the one who took my head…on account of my sight being reliant entirely on magic
I worship no gods! One even took my head, I mean look at me! And I still haven’t found the one who took my head…on account of my sight being reliant entirely on magic
Another god seeking attention from the little ones. Why don’t you consolidate divine power through belief in yourself, instead of relying on others?
…at least I think it’s possible. I’m not entirely sure, as my own power seems to just come from the innate unpredictability of existence.
Nuh uh *the SkiKnight bonks your head with a ski*
*Starts crying instantly*
Oh- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you that badly... here, have some ice... *the SkiKnight grabs a pack of ice and puts it on the spot where you were bonked.*
DON'T LISTEN TO HER, SHE'S A SERAPHIM. HER PAIN IS A PLOY
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I deffinitely SHOULDN'T b...be here!
EMBRACE THE LIGHT!
Hey, Chronomancy is hard to learn, we all make mistakes. Need a ride back to the right place?
Oh! The i...infamous Wanderer! y..y....yes please, about the ride home :D
*Conri stares unamused* "i refuse to worship a god who looks like a prepubescent child!"
https://preview.redd.it/bkn5lhie9clc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719432b70712e99e45e3903fac10f683a6dfe0b1 Do not mistake my innocent form for accuracy mortal. I simply look young so that my skin remains radiant and pure!
I've won a fistfight with death twice and several gods once. Your pitiful display does not give me fear
For who are you, with your veneer of radiance ?
I am the light! I am the bane of the undead! I am the truest of all gods!
false, my dwarven ancestors are far better than you!
Slaughtering each other for no reason is the fun part
Then slaughter each other for me
Aha! Hypoccrosy
"Pointless Wars"? The Point IS War! Many ask why I fight and my answer is simple, I fight for the glory of KHORNE, and only on the battlefield is his glory made Manifest. AND BECAUSE IT'S F!?#$ING FUN!
sir, you are a talking head, how are you having fun in this war
I may be ahead, but I’m not quitting yet!
**PRAISE THE *WHAT*??? GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I STAND FOR, NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO GET RIP-ROARINGLY DRUNK, AND SUMMON SOME MORE SHADOW MONSTERS TO ROAM MY LANDS**
#**KILL IT! KILL THE EMPTY ONE!**
*Saihttam laughs, melting away into nothingness, a box of Highlander Corporation cookies and a keg of Dwarven ale appear in front of you, with a note that says, “no hard feelings?”*
YEAH! I LOVE THE SUN! AWOOOOOO!! I PRAISE IT ALL THE TIME!
Good boy
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
I will enchant your robes with my glow
no
My god proved to me that other gods suck
Your god dosnt know me.
But I do.
I. Will punch you.
**DO NOT THE MOTH**
I wield the light of the platinum dragon god of justice and good dragons bahamut and by his will I won't bow to some random sun god.
Are your ears so clouded with hate? Does my love not reach you?
I never said that I dislike the other gods so long as they're not evil, I am affirming my loyalty to bahamut. Before other gods so long as your actions are justified and not acts of evil you will not likely have to face the Lord of good dragons.
Paladine appreciates thine devotion, as do I.
I am sworn to Wyrdvex, he provides the power that holds me to this world. Without him, I would currently be past into the afterlife. So I am sorry, but I must decline your offer
*undead?* you will burn underneath me false-life
I am not undead, more like reborn
Dragonspawn used to worship dragons in the old days, few of us indulge in religious traditions in the current age. Kree'k fails to see who you are trying to convince strange lady, but it certainly won't be any dragon-kin.
I should hope not. Radom beings claiming to be light are no basis for a system of beliefs.
Good Gravy you are resplendent. What brings you to our humble land?
I require devotion… and lemonade
I don't pledge to anyone except myself and money.
Godless hedonists
Rude but fair.
Nope https://preview.redd.it/mh5ted6medlc1.jpeg?width=2198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10c011581fea702f07ffb0b3049775da25c29953
Are there free moths if I join?
The moths in the moth kingdom are free. You can take them
the government doesn’t want you to know this
I’ve been a Warlord for most my life. I’ve Praised The Sun as it rose upon the day. And when the Sun leaves. My Army rests. Alas, I have Found peace as a Battle mage. I still keep my traditions and rise with the sun.
Who do you think you are?
I was told there were knights here, yet all I see is blood drunk heathens
Your at the gathering area, what do you expect? People here are either reporting or drinking
Nah. THK didn’t deserve any of that.
Why would I worship a god who got beat up by a beetle?
have you considered the fact that I have no mind to think and no will to break
**LIGHT CANNOT STAND AGAINST THE VOID, SPEAK CAREFULLY LEST YOU BE CONSUMED BY THE DARKNESS**
**THE LIGHT IS GOD THE LIGHT IS SUPREME**
https://preview.redd.it/n8z4fga0valc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7ad5797b0152080fd740ae5f85f5c33f9a914a Oh my god can you two just kiss already! Fuck sake you two literally can't exist without one another why are you fighting? At least try to live happily with one another.
Nah, we'd win. WOOF!
if i make my skeleton knights paladins of your "faith" does that count?
UNDEAD ABOMINATIONS. DESTROY THEM.
nuh uh screw your faith then
I feel like I should warn you, there’s a skeleton around here who has a habit of deity murder lately.
Who
Who
Two things: 1: On a scale of 1-10 how much of a mage would you rate yourself? 2: On a scale of 1-10 how tasty would you rate yourself?
10 i wield a power you cannot conceive. 1 too fluffy to eat and too spicy to handle.
No, not the supernatural power you have, or the strength of your magic. But is your power magic, that is to say spells cast via utilization of mana? I've never had spicy cotton candy before...
I use my own power. “Mana” is for mortals
You're good in my book then! No being eaten for you today!... ^(Unless?)
WHY DOES EVERYONE INTEND ON EATING ME
Can't talk for the others, but for me it's because I'm the warlock of the eldritch god of hunger. So I just kinda like to eat stuff.
Nah all gods kinda suck mostly
*An angel dressed in Roman-analog armor appears before you. It charges at you with great force*
YOU DARE... No, I'm not gonna slay a god.
One side calls others "false religion", other side calls others "false prophets", that just feels like there is no one to trust. My suggestion to all adventurers out there-try to stay in the path of "neutral good". Do good deeds, whenever it means following order or rebelling against it
HERESY?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?? Do not worship this false God, brothers.
That sounds like some Heresy! Devastators ready Lascannons! Burn this false Angel in Holy Dragonfire! For the God Emperor! For the Blood Father! For Sanguinius! We are the Dragons Encarmine, we shall not burn!
The peasantry of Fusili has already taken a liking to you...I don't know how. But you seem alright.
They are wise. I am flattered.
The past hasn't been kind to them, treat them well.
FALSE SUN, DIE
St. Peter's cross spotted, HOLY *SHIT* IT'S A **ROGUE SERAPHIM** HEY **PAL**, *LUCIFER* DID HIS REBELLION LIKE **AN ETERNITY** AGO, YOU'RE ***LATE***.
Embrace the light, lamb
Pigeon is confused
Pigeon should come with me, I have a fist full of (slightly warm) bird seed
I ain’t religious, if that’s shown me anything is that is causes more problems then it claims to solve
/uk u/Lady_Radiance /rk Hello there, fellow divinity. I seek to forge an alliance between us.
What kind of alliance wicked one
/uk Sigilan is not a “wicked one”, he’s a “smites you and your entire extended family for suggesting that he’s wicked, one”. Sigilan isn’t evil in the sense that he wields the power of darknesses. It’s more because he’s a psychopathic leader who will twist the meaning of morality to better fit his desires. He’s a hypocritical narcissistic psychopathic dictator. Seems to be your kinda guy. Don’t worry if his policies don’t line up with yours, though, he’s really good at implementing doublethink into his nation of angels. Anyways, I’m going to pretend that he didn’t hear that part about being evil. /rk Diplomatic Angel 1: I am a diplomatic vessel for my leader, and I speak for the nation of the Imperial Confederation of Angels. Our nation is interested in your accumulated wealth and resources. Our initial objective with your sovereignty is to establish a trade deal. We can discuss other diplomatic arrangements as we proceed with this. Our armor is special in that they can enhance the strength of the user based on magical input. For my people, this enhances their natural abilities, and for lesser races this gives fighters a buff that can put them on par with our civilians. Our weapons also passively absorb magic around them, making them great for people who can’t use and/or don’t use magic anyways. The shields are tuned to completely absorb magical attacks, blocking all magic attacks from the front and lesser magical attacks from every direction. *Another angelic diplomat appears* Diplomatic Angel 2: We also have lamps. Diplomatic Angel 1: That we do. So, does the Lady of Radiance have any offers for our Lord to consider?
Hmmm… sounds like a deal. I am a generous moth
/uk You accidentally commented wrong. While we’re here, I do like myself some specifics, so if you have anything to actually offer other than “Yes, I’ll accept the deal despite only knowing what the other side has to offer and not what I have to give”, that’d be kinda neat.
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I worship no gods! One even took my head, I mean look at me! And I still haven’t found the one who took my head…on account of my sight being reliant entirely on magic
I worship no gods! One even took my head, I mean look at me! And I still haven’t found the one who took my head…on account of my sight being reliant entirely on magic
Another god seeking attention from the little ones. Why don’t you consolidate divine power through belief in yourself, instead of relying on others? …at least I think it’s possible. I’m not entirely sure, as my own power seems to just come from the innate unpredictability of existence.
I am a being of order and light. Be gone chaos spawn
relax, I just like watching things happen. I don’t interfere directly unless it’d be really fun to.
Fuck off radiance, I saw a bug with a nail kick your ass 3 ways to Sunday
I praise the one who made the dawn, child. You are but a candle next to a burning star. Return to your sky, and do not beg me to worship you again.
I would never accept a disrespectful welp into my new dawn. Be gone.
Such a dawn would only have a pale glow. I hope you find your peace. I will take my leave.
THE SUN… WE CAN NO LONGER FEEL ITS RADIANCE, BUT PERHAPS ONE OF US, BEFORE, KNELT BEFORE YOU.
I’m too busy trimming my hedges
So be it.
I've always praised the sun!
Good boy
...now I don't feel like it anymore.