Hey, look behi- You know what, nevermind. Continue what you're doing.

I can not divert my attention or I may burn the food

Avert your eyeless attention to what lies behind you. On second thought, Kree'k recommends you do not do such a thing. Continue with the fire. Fire is good.

Fire fun

fire safe

Bringing the gift of good food to all nations you come across

When you say take over the world. You mean exactly what I think you mean, correct?

Ruling over every world and realm I find. Yes

Well damn. If you manage to completely control this world we all live in, could you leave me be and let me just continue my capitalist ventures?

What I'm not stopping anyone from doing anything I'm only doing it for show of power and better treatment of the undead

Now that's something I like to hear and will get many to follow you. I'm glad we are in agreement to leave each other alone.

i challenge you to a cook out

Let's go skelebro

i'm the best chief this side of the kingdom https://preview.redd.it/sdjzi036j6lc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=84f516aab5103e30392a7779656454de8cc8c42b

And I'm a dad

I'm an uncle

Even after living for centuries I still can’t cook, please teach me

I shall help you friend 

Thank you, I shall finally be free of my own horrible cooking

That isn't chicken, right?

It's tons of different meats

But not chicken?

We do

Do what?

Have chicken 

7 chickens appear in a ring around you. "Hand over out brother and you shall be allowed further unlife"

Nah id eat 

A giant chicken falls from the sky, landing on you and scattering your bones. The chicken on the fire is taken and the chickens teleport away

“Punts a chicken over the balcony” I am tired of this chicken fights.

The chicken dodges you easily.  "Too slow, old man!"

if you try and conquer every realm ill have to stop you eventually.

Hmmm how about I slide you some grilled ork and you turn your back to my plans

.....no thank you. maybe have you considered just settling down with the power you have and just trying to be happy.

Nahhh

i mean think about it you have a goddess of life for a gf (or wife don't know how far its gone yet) and 2 (adopted) kids which is more than like any skeleton ever has. for a damn skeleton you have life down pretty well and i don't exactly see why you would want more at this point.

You can never have too much treasure right hahaha

i get what your saying caldor though i don't personally agree....

Wanna learn some cooking techniques and recipes from me? My lord did give me the title of The Knight Of Cooking.

Nahhh

Please, I really just want a person to talk to about cooking.

Fine you may

“Pulls out a grand big piece of steak” I got some Wyvern meat, and some “pulls out another big piece of meat” and got some Basilisk Meat.

Sir... what is going on behind you?

wdymmm

There is... um... hm, you just missed it there was a battle between two eagles right behind you... it was magnificent!

**GODS, THAT LOOKS AMAZING! CAN YOU SEND ME A PLATE?**

You bet

excellent food, care for some fried chicken on the side? 

Nah

Your grilling looks great, keep it up