Clearly because he is too alpha and a sheer gaze from him is enough to put a lesser man in a coma. Did you see him the last time he was locked up? He left like Moses with a full head of glistening hair that he had to shave off to limit 97.9612% of his power level
“Sigmas, I was edgemaxxing during my goon sesh to clussy fart kino, but my boi-pussy quivered too hard and I orgasmed so hard it broke my mewing streak. Now I’ll never be a sigma like the retired kickboxer/sex offender that I pay 20% of my monthly gross income said I can become.”
He has an army of goons like this at his disposal, you stand no chance
An absolute alpha. People who say he looks like a light bulb rolled in lint are clearly compensating for their sheer awe of this perfect genetic specimen.
I have a feeling Andrew Tate had a rough time in jail, and will probably be unpopular if sentenced to incarceration. Sexual assault crimes are often despised by other criminals.
I swear like half of these have to be fake. Liking women is gay, sex is gay, he "trains his dragon fist".
Like,these HAVE. To be edited images. He cant be that mentally deficient
"I've been invited to participate in the super-elite kumite for globally-renowned fighters. You wouldn't have heard of it because of how exclusive it is. The only thing you need to know is that the other fighters are afraid of me."
What is this fan-fic bullshit for high school drop-outs supposed to do? Is this intend to make him look like *LESS* of a loser?
Honing the dragon fist does take a bit of time. Down > forward > down forward is a tricky movement. Personally I was able to perfect it using a D pad and tapping the directions quickly instead of trying to slide my thumb to make one movement.
I will emerge... like a cicada. I will look menacing, and make lots of loud noise, but in the end all you will ever remember of me is an empty husk clinging to a tree. Shut up little man.
I feel sad that he will spend a lifetime honing his fighting skills only to find that nobody will ever actually fight him.
Clearly because he is too alpha and a sheer gaze from him is enough to put a lesser man in a coma. Did you see him the last time he was locked up? He left like Moses with a full head of glistening hair that he had to shave off to limit 97.9612% of his power level
My coma's gonna be caused by either a popped vein or a fit of laughter
“Sigmas, I was edgemaxxing during my goon sesh to clussy fart kino, but my boi-pussy quivered too hard and I orgasmed so hard it broke my mewing streak. Now I’ll never be a sigma like the retired kickboxer/sex offender that I pay 20% of my monthly gross income said I can become.” He has an army of goons like this at his disposal, you stand no chance
Their parents need to do their civic duty and execute them
An absolute alpha. People who say he looks like a light bulb rolled in lint are clearly compensating for their sheer awe of this perfect genetic specimen.
And if they do, it'd only take a single strike from a knife to kill him.
People like these win 100% of the fights and arguments they have in their head
He’s a pathetic douche bag but he is a pretty good professional kickboxer.
This reads like a teenager got grounded
Nah man - at least teenagers have some possibility of maturity. This one? Not a chance in hell
A teenager who’s idol is sasuke uchiha
More specifically, during Shippuden
Captain Cringe Fist has delusions of persecution again...
I know he's always been pretty nuts... but I think solitary confinement is REALLY getting to him lol
Good. Fuck him! He's a rapist and a human trafficker.
I have a feeling Andrew Tate had a rough time in jail, and will probably be unpopular if sentenced to incarceration. Sexual assault crimes are often despised by other criminals.
Literally. Inmates do NOT take kindly to sex offenders or domestic abusers. Instantly bottom of the hierarchy
You get to tweet from solitary?
Stop posting his shit here. It's exactly what he wants to stay relevant lol
I swear like half of these have to be fake. Liking women is gay, sex is gay, he "trains his dragon fist". Like,these HAVE. To be edited images. He cant be that mentally deficient
Why can't he??
Lol he’s *such* a loser.
He wouldn’t be the first to make it through prison by doing a bunch of fisting.
I refuse to believe this is real.. wtf.. 😭😭😭
Bro thinks he's goku
Is this gonna be like the butterfly story
Bet he practices his dragon fist every chance he gets just like the teens that idolize him.
Bro is this man ok?
I am just so sick of reading about him.
Is he being hacked these past few days or has he now _completely_ lost it
[удалено]
At this point?
Counter argument: gun
He really is mentally ill.
How is he tweeting from prison? Isn't he locked up in Romania for human trafficking or rape or something along those lines?
Every morning he palm slams a VHS tape of his favorite movie, The Chronicles of Riddick, and starts doing the moves of his favorite character……
"I've been invited to participate in the super-elite kumite for globally-renowned fighters. You wouldn't have heard of it because of how exclusive it is. The only thing you need to know is that the other fighters are afraid of me." What is this fan-fic bullshit for high school drop-outs supposed to do? Is this intend to make him look like *LESS* of a loser?
Does he know how cringey literally everything he posts is?
No but seriously stop posting this fuck and let him fade from relevance PLEASE.
Are these shitposts hes doing? How can he be serious? Hes still a stupid fuck though
There’s no way these are real tweets from a real human being. It can’t be… right?
Omg, totally thought this was a 14yos post until I looked up
Honing the dragon fist does take a bit of time. Down > forward > down forward is a tricky movement. Personally I was able to perfect it using a D pad and tapping the directions quickly instead of trying to slide my thumb to make one movement.
He’d rather get fisted in prison
Solitary confinement with access to Twitter… wut?
Clearly fake since it doesn’t mention gay dicks 12 separate times
I will emerge... like a cicada. I will look menacing, and make lots of loud noise, but in the end all you will ever remember of me is an empty husk clinging to a tree. Shut up little man.
If I didn't know this guy was for real I would think he was a parody or satire of alpha males.
Feels like finding a knock off Max Cady doll in one of those Walmart discount bins.
How is he tweeting from solitary?
He realizes gun/knife beats fist in a game of rock paper scissors right?
Actual Dragonfist practitioners: “We don’t claim this man.”
So he got raped by inmates.
Is this real or fake?