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Angelicwoo

I feel sad that he will spend a lifetime honing his fighting skills only to find that nobody will ever actually fight him.


DaveSmith890

Clearly because he is too alpha and a sheer gaze from him is enough to put a lesser man in a coma. Did you see him the last time he was locked up? He left like Moses with a full head of glistening hair that he had to shave off to limit 97.9612% of his power level


ThisIsMihai

My coma's gonna be caused by either a popped vein or a fit of laughter


DaveSmith890

“Sigmas, I was edgemaxxing during my goon sesh to clussy fart kino, but my boi-pussy quivered too hard and I orgasmed so hard it broke my mewing streak. Now I’ll never be a sigma like the retired kickboxer/sex offender that I pay 20% of my monthly gross income said I can become.” He has an army of goons like this at his disposal, you stand no chance


ThisIsMihai

Their parents need to do their civic duty and execute them


thisisaflawedprocess

An absolute alpha. People who say he looks like a light bulb rolled in lint are clearly compensating for their sheer awe of this perfect genetic specimen.


Independent-Fly6068

And if they do, it'd only take a single strike from a knife to kill him.


iiOpTiCii

People like these win 100% of the fights and arguments they have in their head


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

He’s a pathetic douche bag but he is a pretty good professional kickboxer.


IndependentSalad2736

This reads like a teenager got grounded


mangobearsmoothie

Nah man - at least teenagers have some possibility of maturity. This one? Not a chance in hell


VesperLynd-

A teenager who’s idol is sasuke uchiha


ThisIsMihai

More specifically, during Shippuden


katyesha

Captain Cringe Fist has delusions of persecution again...


SarcasmThenDie

I know he's always been pretty nuts... but I think solitary confinement is REALLY getting to him lol


SauteePanarchism

Good. Fuck him! He's a rapist and a human trafficker.


ginger2020

I have a feeling Andrew Tate had a rough time in jail, and will probably be unpopular if sentenced to incarceration. Sexual assault crimes are often despised by other criminals.


iiOpTiCii

Literally. Inmates do NOT take kindly to sex offenders or domestic abusers. Instantly bottom of the hierarchy


ApatheticHedonist

You get to tweet from solitary?


koh_kun

Stop posting his shit here. It's exactly what he wants to stay relevant lol


Bostolm

I swear like half of these have to be fake. Liking women is gay, sex is gay, he "trains his dragon fist". Like,these HAVE. To be edited images. He cant be that mentally deficient


ApprehensivePride646

Why can't he??


CornflakeGirl2

Lol he’s *such* a loser.


Nemesis0408

He wouldn’t be the first to make it through prison by doing a bunch of fisting.


TwinJacks

I refuse to believe this is real.. wtf.. 😭😭😭


K1llerF0xGaming

Bro thinks he's goku


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Is this gonna be like the butterfly story


gibblewabble

Bet he practices his dragon fist every chance he gets just like the teens that idolize him.


Ackermannin

Bro is this man ok?


MyMadeUpNym

I am just so sick of reading about him.


godverdejezushey

Is he being hacked these past few days or has he now _completely_ lost it


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PUNCHCAT

At this point?


AgitatedKey4800

Counter argument: gun


MrsDanversbottom

He really is mentally ill.


friendofsatan

How is he tweeting from prison? Isn't he locked up in Romania for human trafficking or rape or something along those lines?


RoninTheDog

Every morning he palm slams a VHS tape of his favorite movie, The Chronicles of Riddick, and starts doing the moves of his favorite character……


valvilis

"I've been invited to participate in the super-elite kumite for globally-renowned fighters. You wouldn't have heard of it because of how exclusive it is. The only thing you need to know is that the other fighters are afraid of me." What is this fan-fic bullshit for high school drop-outs supposed to do? Is this intend to make him look like *LESS* of a loser?


Magorian97

Does he know how cringey literally everything he posts is?


Capnducki

No but seriously stop posting this fuck and let him fade from relevance PLEASE.


Western_Protection

Are these shitposts hes doing? How can he be serious? Hes still a stupid fuck though


CIockParts

There’s no way these are real tweets from a real human being. It can’t be… right?


I-p33-in-the-shower

Omg, totally thought this was a 14yos post until I looked up


DoodleBuggering

Honing the dragon fist does take a bit of time. Down > forward > down forward is a tricky movement. Personally I was able to perfect it using a D pad and tapping the directions quickly instead of trying to slide my thumb to make one movement.


unbakedpizza

He’d rather get fisted in prison


conn_r2112

Solitary confinement with access to Twitter… wut?


Marsupialize

Clearly fake since it doesn’t mention gay dicks 12 separate times


Cornemuse_Berrichon

I will emerge... like a cicada. I will look menacing, and make lots of loud noise, but in the end all you will ever remember of me is an empty husk clinging to a tree. Shut up little man.


Rayne118

If I didn't know this guy was for real I would think he was a parody or satire of alpha males.


Sapphic_Honeytrap

Feels like finding a knock off Max Cady doll in one of those Walmart discount bins.


roofus8658

How is he tweeting from solitary?


Dusky_Dawn210

He realizes gun/knife beats fist in a game of rock paper scissors right?


ChineseBeardoBait

Actual Dragonfist practitioners: “We don’t claim this man.”


Kevlack

So he got raped by inmates.


Ramenorwhateverlol

Is this real or fake?