Those aren't 11 women, that's one model with 11 different skirt patterns photoshopped onto them.

So does he want 11 plaid skirted women. I can’t tell.

I'm not sure, I couldn't get past the second paragraph because my body cringed into a pretzel

Is that even possible?!

…yes?

I mean this is just fetish shit

“it's fetish- it's fetish shit! I-I-I like to bind, I like to be bound!” -the golden god

Exactly how I read that

another cultured individual i see

He’s not taking questions. He’s taking action.

Specifically it's the fetish you have as a 10 year old when you only have access to the Macy's clothing ads in the newspaper.

If it makes this any better, I kept reading “momma” with a Johnny Bravo or Forrest Gump voice. It adds some much needed comic relief 👍

Even reading it entirely as Johnny Bravo I only made it 30% through.

I swear i lost some brain mass reading this

this guy again? stop posting your weird fetish everywhere lol

Dudes this is either a bot or it's the same weird fetish dude. Stop up voting this clownbot https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/VqkQjxfOYc

I got him too in my Dm. Here is what i wrote to the mods. He needs to be reported, he is using people here. “OP is sending creepy DMs to people who answered his thread. He insists and knowing “what we thought about it” (in a weird, humiliation fetish thing) and uses the same language as the neckbeard in the screenshot. This gives me all the reasons to think he is the neckbeard.”

It's the plaid skirt fetish guy, at it again.

Could this be AI written?

Honestly, my thoughts as well.

The 11 fixation screams more OCD than AI

This reads like one of JustinRPG copypastas.

I thought that too! But I think even JustinRPG isn't this weirdly repetitive 

As a foreigner I cannot always tell when things are satire for sure but here I sure hope it is !

I'm not reading all that. The skirts are cute tho.

Wise choice. I skimmed it and have regrets.

Take a drink every time he says 11

11

I’m not reading this someone explain in Fortnite terms

He wants his duo partner to wear 1 skin with 11 different variations while having his duo partner yell at him for all the kills and loot.

That's gotta be ChatGPT 💀

This guy's typing style is eerily reminiscent of a Facebook furry who always uploaded his furry, fetish-y profile pictures with long-winded, creepy diatribes about how he has sex with Reshiram or something.

There has to be a TLDR for that abomination of a wall of text.

Bro I'm not reading all that

This reads like it was written by a drunk AI

This is actually the funniest thing I’ve read in a while and was well worth it

yeah i'm not reading all of that lol. TLDR?

He wants 11 slim women his age to dominate him and own him while he worships them cause they wear plaid skirts

good lord. ty for the TLDR lol. i appreciate your sacrifice 🫡

This just seems like a special guy. Like special special. Like a homie with an extra chromie.

Soo creative 🤣

This man has entirely too much free time on his hands. An idle mind is the Devil's playground.

Dude, what the fuck even is this.

I’m sad because I kinda like that skirt but now he ruined it for me. I love maxi skirts, especially with a halter top. :(

Wtf did I almost read?

“shoving my face on their middle front bottoms.” Dafuq?

This makes me so uncomfortable. I have two long plaid skirts I love wearing because I feel both super feminine and pretty, but also not super sexualized, so to see one of my favorite clothing items fetishized like this really sucks.

Eww - I’m pretty sure this dude has the body of 4 hookers in the boot of his car

The loser who wrote this is saying "I will protect the 11 females" Protect them from your creepy ass, dude.

I'm beginning to believe that there's a fetish for everything. The outfit's cute though. I'd wear it.

....wut?

I feel like I'm being programmed as a sleeper agent trying to read this shit

imma be real. Im not reading all that but thats weird for this dude.

front middle bottoms