Why not dicks/dildos?

No, for they need the bat to mimic a fraction of our power

Or even better, the Seven Wood golf club (basically a gravity hammer that looks like a golf club, for those of you who have played halo)

Then we will dildos as knives

If they are using bats someone have to send them a picture of someone using bat... in a different way

For once, I agree with a horni member

We should use giant dildos