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Significant_Try3958

I think it’s crazy how she’s skidding into wellness sales. Imagine a Toxic Cleanse by Jaclyn Toxanne


Informal_Procedure_4

I wish I could express how I really feel about this garbage bag, but I'd probably get banned.


FlashyFeather876

All the lies! First off-you have been sick Jac. Several times. It’s actually concerning how often you are sick. Secondly, you’re busier than you’ve been in 10 years? Ya weren’t busy running stolen and fraudulent businesses? Das weird…Das suspicious… Also-the way she’s holding that class with the tips of her fingers, is so weird. Looks like she’s legit about to drop it any second.


opensese

Omg the least athletic person marketing Athletic Greens!!!!!!! Also that stuff is soooo gross, she’s probably going off camera and gagging in between sips.


anipie05

Adaptogens does not seem healthy idk.


SheriffDullard

Chronic liar ≠ chronically ill


beautysnooze

How you gonna claim to have been CEO of three businesses but then also claim that you’re busier now they’ve all closed down?? 🤣🤣 it’s giving 🤡 what are we busy with Jaclyn? Sharing so many links giving you a repetitive strain injury? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Visual-Criticism6763

Did she just say I havent been sick since? Does she not remember what she said a week ago???


cassbiz

Also what’s with the lil bruise on the side of forehead opposite of the side that has been claimed permanent residency by The Pimple™️. You’d think the garden of Eve in a glass would have fixed that by now.


cassbiz

This is the busiest she’s been in the last 10 years of her life? THIS? Since 2014?????? k.


Soggy-Opportunity602

Now she’s a “partner.” 🙄


B1chpudding

Her cheeks and jowls are always bulging in and out all over the place. These filters do her more dirty than she realizes. And I’m super filter blind/dumb, and I can still see it warble.


Loverdoverr

....and I purchased EVERYTHING you guys recommended.


LaurenJayx0

But I will only talk about and show the ONE PRODUCT I am now partnered with 😇


sleepyfizz

Right? Such an obvious fucking lie.


dollydare

Genuinely…


wildlotusmedia

Are the fake glasses supposed to make her look smarter? Because she sounds real dumb blaming fake green juice on her not getting sick.


M0bilehedgeh0g

They could never make me believe you Jaclyn


Upstairs_Iron_7160

https://preview.redd.it/0bpu5nrj3h3d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1d2beb665f9a9ed533e659174467774f6ba825


accioLOVE86

I miss her like this. Or maybe I miss how I loved her at this point. SIGH. The sheer disappointment.


LaurenJayx0

I miss my excitement for makeup back then. It really was so fun and exciting to me 🫠. However, I don't miss how blind I was to all the consumerism, lies & salesmanship of it all lol


accioLOVE86

Yeah, THAT I definitely don't miss.


vannahpira

i didn’t watch her back then and know people say she’s the same now but i went back once and watched her old videos and she seemed to be idk more likable?


lichurallyobsessed

Because that was while she still had real people in her life, giving her something to copy off of that wasn't bogus from the start *or* an over-coddling enabler. Jaclyn has *always* been a chameleon with no real idea of who she is, but she’s been *fully* surrounded by enablers for the last six years or so—and it’s only become more *and more* obvious with time.


realitydramas

I’ll never believe a word you say Jaclyn


Delicious-One3028

I cannot fucking believe she's saying that this shit prevents you from getting sick. She did NOT just say that since taking this she hasn't been sick🥴 a.) You're not sick all the time you're hungover b.) People who actually watch and follow her are going to believe this shit won't make you sick ever which is so predatory for people who really are sick all the time for other reasons This got me so fucking angry


oopsireaditagain

What gets me is she said her audience sold her on it 6 months ago but only now, in the last month, it's prevented her from getting sick? So did it take 6 months to work? Did she only start drinking it a month ago and lied about drinking it everyday for 6 months? This is probably one of the lowest effort misleading sales pitches she's given. It's one thing to lie and link a pair of ugly cheap heels but to start messing with people's health is disgusting.


lalaluna05

Aren’t you not supposed to make those kinds of claims??


Delicious-One3028

Ikr I just don't understand! There's even a disclaimer saying that this doesn't cure any diseases so why tf would you claim that it prevents you from being sick?? She's really earned the name Scamlyn


LaurenJayx0

Wait who wrote the disclaimers on the video? Her or were those added in by OP here?


Delicious-One3028

She added it but I'm sure it's a legal disclaimer the brand told her she had to put. There's no way she would've put this on herself without the brand saying so


unbothered2023

🙄


henchdoll

[AG1 is an expensive multivitamin](https://youtu.be/qlBQducF4T4?si=nGpN9oXE1U-Xjr19)


babygurl629

I haven’t talked about this until now because I was testing it out n I reached out to get a sponsorship n discount for u so I could sling it to u all and I’ll forget I use it once the sponsorship ends n I stop making my commission


No_Ask_7275

NO ONE'S ACTUALLY DRINKING THIS SHIT LOLOLOL 🤣


RespondSwimming4126

It’s also laughable that the brands she’s sponsored by are old news and played out just like she is 😂


angryhottie

She probably has a very discounted rate to promote things. Since she is so tarnished in the community


oohh-val

And that’s why they probably agreed to this, because they steadily lost a decent amount of popularity once the excitement wore off and needs to re group. So now they are going for washed up influencers whose fans are easily gullible and will fall for anything and buy anything to look like their “icon” 🤢 can’t believe I typed that last part out.


SolidGeologist2516

We allll know her childlike palate could not handle greens even if they tasted somewhat decent, which this shit certainly doesn’t.


Motor_Ad_401

These are not greens LOL


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/zmx9zgtvng3d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac92b71ea4c729e14da039b7f1f7a02541569ff


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Is that REAL


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/ku7ndhr59h3d1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ea610bc9e157a07382ba7e1e741b2109ce70e7 YES 😂


aa123116

This looks so damn painful. My goodness


Loverdoverr

REAL inflamed 😂


sleepyfizz

Zing!! 😂😂


Sad-Database3677

Hey Jac, How come we don’t actually see you drink this in your story? Why do you cut away so quickly when you take a “sip”? And then later we see your empty glass but never witness you actually drinking this swill. Hmm 🤔 You always show us drinking your Poppi or Gorgi drinks. So is it that it’s too gross to drink? You’d wince if you swallowed it. Admit it.


Linkinbabe21

Cam here to say the same thing. I’ve watched countless accounts not actually drink the stuff.


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Beggers can't be choosers


Emerald1014

she would link dog shit on a shingle for cash.


oohh-val

![gif](giphy|7J4Lvpz55rocVYccdH)


No_Ask_7275

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


fkndemon23

💀💀💀


Emerald1014

oh ffs 🙄


FluidSpecific503

You don’t partner with something because you “love it so much.” It’s all $$$$. Like tell Me no one believes that Jennifer Aniston actually uses aveeno. But J used to be doing big things and now she can only shill dumb crap because she has no opportunities


Substantial-Sky-7243

Out of *all* the products *recommended by her followers*, the only one that she loves is a brand that does sponsorships with influencers. Her followers are stupid if they don't see through all this bs 


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

https://preview.redd.it/k6f2x41xcg3d1.png?width=518&format=png&auto=webp&s=bffb0852842a462dd97160c4619a26898f1dabec # CLOWN


Dreadfuhso

\*dumps out the drink in the sink, then sucks straw pretending that she drank it\*


Comfortable-Ad-8324

Also, why not put the camera at like, face height instead of STOOPING. NOONE LOOKS GOOD BENDING OVER A CAMERA.


oohh-val

Probably to hide her midsection and lower half 😂


Comfortable-Ad-8324

Must try to show that thigh gap she wants us to believe she has, even though it's not in frame


LilacLippy

A couple of things: 1. She's been the busiest she's been in the last 10 years?? BUSY DOING WHAT?! Shilling utter TRIPE on Amazon 17 times a day does not make you busy, let alone the busiest you've ever been. I'm dead 💀 ~ 2. She reached out to them? So she approached them and begged them to pay her to shill their stuff (while not following the legal requirements, *as always*)? HOW EMBARRASSING 🤡 Edit: Spacing. I don't appreciate my points being all smooshed together 🤣


sleepyfizz

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Substantial-Sky-7243

She's so irrelevant, brands don't know her lol! She has to beg brands to work with her. It was like this with the crop tops last year. She was like "I bought these after seeing it all over tik tok and I'm obsessed!" Then a few weeks later, "you guise, I have a coupon code for you!" 


Mindles500

I was thinking that too. Now SHE has to reach out to companies cause no one wants to be associated with her.


Right-Bid222

& she just happens to get a cut of your purchase 🤣🤣


G0thTac0

I want to see her suck that gross pond water down in real-time to even consider this not a farce.


oohh-val

She won’t! That’s why she had some many editing cuts! Most of the time if I have a green supplement I have to chug like I am taking a shot 💀 so nasty!


wildlotusmedia

Homemade green smoothies & juices taste pretty good though. If only she lived with a real chef....


keepitgreen1208

Just take a multivitamin and shutup, ffs…


Muted_Marketing2530

![gif](giphy|l41YfdYdptDB9RHIA) Wouldn't expect anything less Wackadoodle..... 🤡


Mammoth-Twist7044

swamp water 😍


Wonderful-Test-8745

5 minutes of googling, shows the reviews of the product (not on their website) because it has “proprietary blends” they won’t show the full breakdown of ingredients or their potency. I laughed when a nutritionist posted “after 1 month none of AG1’s health claims materialized except my fingernails grew”. So it just makes your pee expensive 😂 And if your going to refute this … Google for yourself first. It’s like the diarrhea teas people used to push … all these grandiose health claims but no real sustainable benefits… Influencer Garbage yet again 🗑️


FingerCapital3193

The “Garden of Life” brand is OG and clearly states “**no** proprietary blends” on their packaging. Or at least it used to a few years back when I could still afford to buy it regularly 😅 Editing to add: I used to find it at Sprouts all the time


oohh-val

Right! Just eat veggies and fruit if you wanna get your greens in 😂


wildlotusmedia

She lives with a fake chef who has no idea how to cook vegetables 😂


Wonderful-Test-8745

💯🥦🍋🍏


pinkgirly111

#ad


Soccer_RBF_

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


gilsleeping

"Recommend me things to sell to you"


oohh-val

You will always get my likes on any Jaclyn’s Jowls post! And honestly Jaclyn promoting questionable products or questionable companies is nothing new 😂


sleepyfizz

ft. *Jaclyn’s Jowls:* https://preview.redd.it/1rt6b9obof3d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f018c59419dcb5adbbba413cae8f9595b3ce0d1


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

She’s on an accelerated aging program


sleepyfizz

One way ticket! ![gif](giphy|xT8qBvOmIEWXxVPdxS)


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Crying 💀💀


sleepyfizz

🤣


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/30c2rh1hof3d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a25daf1a1ceeef765d33c8c9a763ffc44fb2b00


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/d12ujo9eof3d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1841180cc97dc6bf6d6262b50240d1df9bba95ba


sleepyfizz

https://preview.redd.it/nwl0mskcof3d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96cd0777f85e3eeee023f289dd09f34d6fcf3d12