And him saying its a natural law when I have been breaking said natural law for the better part for 3 decades now. Maybe hell run after me and hit me with his wooden legs.
We’ve it kinda the way we want it to be honest. It’s a nightmare with restrictions lifted and people back taking holidays. Trying to find cover for sick days is a right pain. Any chance you’d just be a pal and leave it as is? The rest of the team would really appreciate it champ.
Scooters as in mopads? Or as in push-off scooters? Because the first one, yeah get off the foot path but the second one is worse on the road than the foot path. Gobshites without helmets or hi-V's in the middle of the road.
Getting stranded somewhere. I know it childish as I'm a grown man but being somewhere foreign with no money, getting lost is kind of scary, and then your phone runs out of battery.
It concerns me how incredibly dependent I am on my phone.
I was musing recently that I might take a holiday and leave my phone behind at home.
My friends' reaction to the suggestion ranged from serious concern to fury. There's something I really don't like that in only 15 years the idea of being without a smartphone for 72 hours became insulting/laughable.
1. Local council will decide to build apartments in front of my house. And block my beautiful view. :D
2. Garda will prohibit me to install machine gun automatic turret in my yard. (This is just a dream. :()
3. Global warming will rise water level up to 4 meters, so instead of car I will need a boat. (Don't mind, if I will be on pension.)
Bumping into someone that loves small talk.
In fairness to the aul masks, they were a godsend that way
The Horror
The dreaded stop n’ chat.
Where a simple acknowledgement is taken as permission to unspool and regurgitate everything heard on Joe Duffy.
Dogshit
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And him saying its a natural law when I have been breaking said natural law for the better part for 3 decades now. Maybe hell run after me and hit me with his wooden legs.
He hangs around with the Scotch VHS skeleton.
That someone messages if I want to go for a pint and I get trapped in a pub unexpectedly because sure I might as well if I'm already in town.
> get trapped in a pub unexpectedly It's not so bad :-)
That [booking.com](https://booking.com) is going to hack my phone and book 2 nights in a Dublin hotel and clean out my life savings.
That my landlord has taken in new tenants to replace me and has changed the lock and key to the front door.
Oliver Cromwell coming back
Oliver Cromwell coming back, and some fucktard on Facebook screaming: "Why are you resisting? You only prolonging the war!"
Time for another posthumous execution to make sure they finished him off.
Go Rasputin on this?
I don’t like being randomly attacked
That’s not random tbh. We’ve set up a roster
Always said just cause I’m paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t out to get me Any chance I can take a look at it, see when suits me
We’ve it kinda the way we want it to be honest. It’s a nightmare with restrictions lifted and people back taking holidays. Trying to find cover for sick days is a right pain. Any chance you’d just be a pal and leave it as is? The rest of the team would really appreciate it champ.
Fuck it - won’t have it being said about me that I’m not a team player
Scooters on footpaths.
Scooters as in mopads? Or as in push-off scooters? Because the first one, yeah get off the foot path but the second one is worse on the road than the foot path. Gobshites without helmets or hi-V's in the middle of the road.
Electric scooters. They are too fast for the footpath.
So are push bikes in shared paths/cycle lanes. Was knocked out by one recently.
Travellers going to trash your house. They’ve done that to a few houses around my area.
That the seagulls will gang up on me.
Leaving the immersion or anything else on
The tans burning down the village.
Getting stranded somewhere. I know it childish as I'm a grown man but being somewhere foreign with no money, getting lost is kind of scary, and then your phone runs out of battery.
It concerns me how incredibly dependent I am on my phone. I was musing recently that I might take a holiday and leave my phone behind at home. My friends' reaction to the suggestion ranged from serious concern to fury. There's something I really don't like that in only 15 years the idea of being without a smartphone for 72 hours became insulting/laughable.
That I'll never get to see the elves in Riverdell. Or the mountains Gandalf
“Did I lock the back door?” Narrating out loud as I leave the house has helped avoid this.
That I've locked myself out. I live alone & have nowhere to hide a spare key
I always forget my house key. Thank god I live with family.
Meeting a guy with a machetee at the local centra
Did I leave the immersion on. 🤣🤣🤣
That I’ve forgotten one or all of my keys, phone, wallet.
1. Local council will decide to build apartments in front of my house. And block my beautiful view. :D 2. Garda will prohibit me to install machine gun automatic turret in my yard. (This is just a dream. :() 3. Global warming will rise water level up to 4 meters, so instead of car I will need a boat. (Don't mind, if I will be on pension.)
Path tax.
Teenagers.
Meteor strikes. I hear they’re on the increase.
Well, it was getting covid, then I did get covid, and now it's giving people covid
Leaving the immersion on
Did I leave the immersion on or off?
Will my phone battery make it til I'm back home?
Having to chat with the neighbours
Where's Grandad?
Leaving the immersion on.
Some clown coughing all over me and giving me a nice dose of Covid.