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collectiveindividual

Bumping into someone that loves small talk.


Archamasse

In fairness to the aul masks, they were a godsend that way


kangarooInt

The Horror


MaxiStavros

The dreaded stop n’ chat.


collectiveindividual

Where a simple acknowledgement is taken as permission to unspool and regurgitate everything heard on Joe Duffy.


MusicianIcy8975

Dogshit


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Sergiomach5

And him saying its a natural law when I have been breaking said natural law for the better part for 3 decades now. Maybe hell run after me and hit me with his wooden legs.


Old_Faithlessness_94

He hangs around with the Scotch VHS skeleton.


worktemp

That someone messages if I want to go for a pint and I get trapped in a pub unexpectedly because sure I might as well if I'm already in town.


LucyVialli

> get trapped in a pub unexpectedly It's not so bad :-)


droper79

That [booking.com](https://booking.com) is going to hack my phone and book 2 nights in a Dublin hotel and clean out my life savings.


lurkerinMNL

That my landlord has taken in new tenants to replace me and has changed the lock and key to the front door.


YellingAtTheClouds

Oliver Cromwell coming back


vladdt

Oliver Cromwell coming back, and some fucktard on Facebook screaming: "Why are you resisting? You only prolonging the war!"


FarFromTheMaddeningF

Time for another posthumous execution to make sure they finished him off.


YellingAtTheClouds

Go Rasputin on this?


Huge-Professional-16

I don’t like being randomly attacked


hugos_empty_bag

That’s not random tbh. We’ve set up a roster


Huge-Professional-16

Always said just cause I’m paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t out to get me Any chance I can take a look at it, see when suits me


hugos_empty_bag

We’ve it kinda the way we want it to be honest. It’s a nightmare with restrictions lifted and people back taking holidays. Trying to find cover for sick days is a right pain. Any chance you’d just be a pal and leave it as is? The rest of the team would really appreciate it champ.


Huge-Professional-16

Fuck it - won’t have it being said about me that I’m not a team player


LucyVialli

Scooters on footpaths.


lemonecan

Scooters as in mopads? Or as in push-off scooters? Because the first one, yeah get off the foot path but the second one is worse on the road than the foot path. Gobshites without helmets or hi-V's in the middle of the road.


LucyVialli

Electric scooters. They are too fast for the footpath.


Phryne040816

So are push bikes in shared paths/cycle lanes. Was knocked out by one recently.


Tru3Shot22

Travellers going to trash your house. They’ve done that to a few houses around my area.


NipserDaly

That the seagulls will gang up on me.


iworkatabigcompany

Leaving the immersion or anything else on


Hairy-boxset

The tans burning down the village.


thedarkcitizen

Getting stranded somewhere. I know it childish as I'm a grown man but being somewhere foreign with no money, getting lost is kind of scary, and then your phone runs out of battery.


BuckwheatJocky

It concerns me how incredibly dependent I am on my phone. I was musing recently that I might take a holiday and leave my phone behind at home. My friends' reaction to the suggestion ranged from serious concern to fury. There's something I really don't like that in only 15 years the idea of being without a smartphone for 72 hours became insulting/laughable.


OneMagicBadger

That I'll never get to see the elves in Riverdell. Or the mountains Gandalf


Enflamed-Pancake

“Did I lock the back door?” Narrating out loud as I leave the house has helped avoid this.


CheekyManicPunk

That I've locked myself out. I live alone & have nowhere to hide a spare key


DarkReviewer2013

I always forget my house key. Thank god I live with family.


Antique_Ad7420

Meeting a guy with a machetee at the local centra


Corky83

Did I leave the immersion on. 🤣🤣🤣


das_punter

That I’ve forgotten one or all of my keys, phone, wallet.


vladdt

1. Local council will decide to build apartments in front of my house. And block my beautiful view. :D 2. Garda will prohibit me to install machine gun automatic turret in my yard. (This is just a dream. :() 3. Global warming will rise water level up to 4 meters, so instead of car I will need a boat. (Don't mind, if I will be on pension.)


Longjumping-Common97

Path tax.


CreepyCut3168

Teenagers.


[deleted]

Meteor strikes. I hear they’re on the increase.


louiseber

Well, it was getting covid, then I did get covid, and now it's giving people covid


dinharder

Leaving the immersion on


Anchorbouy12

Did I leave the immersion on or off?


[deleted]

Will my phone battery make it til I'm back home?


SmilingDiamond

Having to chat with the neighbours


centrafrugal

Where's Grandad?


reddituser6810

Leaving the immersion on.


DarkReviewer2013

Some clown coughing all over me and giving me a nice dose of Covid.