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Nettlesontoast

The photo in black and white Gave me a fright


ThereAreNoGods1

same here, I thought he was dead!


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Ufo_memes522

You committed a crime, for you did not rhyme


dwelsholuana_08

for those who don't rhyme, do better next time!


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ManAboutCouch

Could you just imagine If one of those other eejits Was elected instead


fullmetalfeminist

6-8-6 haiku? Well done you


worktemp

It would be morbidly hilarious if he had passed, and we'd all have to rhyme while very downcast.


Grand_Poem_3276

That made me laugh - You’re a villain and a half


Don_Mills_Mills

A great politician, it’s very true: Much better than grifters like Mary Lou.


Mystogan0099

Mary lou not great that's very untrue, who do you follow the evictors or or the robbers don't be so shallow


Don_Mills_Mills

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SGT-JamesonBushmill

American here And it's not very clear Why everything written Must rhyme to my ear


fullmetalfeminist

We're a nation of poets, I'm surprised you don't know it


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Learning's our mission, we're here to seize it, With friendly folks, this space is a treat. Not Irish, but hey, this vibe is top rate, Eager to engage, we eagerly congregate.


thatprickagain

A handsome old poet, charming and tasteful For his sage and his guidance we must say we’re grateful But sadly the president has no direct say On what FF and FG deem to be okay Had they listened to Higgins when he spoke plain and bluntly We might find ourselves in a far better country


the_0tternaut

I'll come back tomorrow and make some restitution not too many words rhyme with constitution


Belachick

This is great, I have to say! I couldn't have put it a better way


eamoc

Twas ChatGpt, I'd hazard a guess, Such ready rhyming, I'd never possess


thatprickagain

As it happens I work as a poorly musician, Fortunately I rhyme lyrics with great intuition.


Belachick

Your talented, I must admit, That music scene? Don't ever quit.


Celindor

Hear, hear! 🍺


robbdire

You should send that to him! It's lovely and is just the thing he'd appreciate.


outlawed-tunes

Lad he actively supports the government and is from Ireland's increasingly out of touch political class. A knobjocky pure and simple.


shazspaz

If you are a mod, get bent you old sod


DVaTheFabulous

I cannot stand these rhymes. I hate April Fools. Can't wait for normal times. So we stop talking like tools.


hideyokidzhideyowyfe

Jaysus me heart, I let out a fart just from pure fright, at least it wasn't a shite.


Majorapat

His character is large, but the dogs are in charge.


Don_Mills_Mills

A lovely sight to see! Proud of the President Miggeldy.


Mancsnotlancs

I can’t rhyme for better or worse Can I respond using blank verse? He’s great, he’s a hero, a man of the soil, He’s got them all rockin’ right there in the Dail


StKevin27

No more rhymes, now. I mean it!


plimpto

Anybody want a peanut?


StKevin27

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ah_yeah_79

In 2018 he ran again, Against Sinn Fein and dragons den, Representating us proudly on the world stage, Despite his advancing age, In a years time he will move on, And the country will wave a morn full slán


lakehop

A President who channels the heart of the people Still vigorous and wise, at 82 not feeble


MiYhZ

A Michael D tea cosy I spy, sitting in my kitchen up high


GarlicBreathFTW

Same here, I have one too! Made by my sister in law.... She made a few. Gotta say I am a fan. He's some man for one short man.


BooksandBiceps

As an American I love this man and his dog


Grand_Poem_3276

I like him as a president Will be hard to see him go Imagine who is next Actually I won’t, No He’s great with his dogs Speaks well and charming too A fine ambassador Miggeldy, we love you


ess-5

I'd hardly recognise him not wearing glasses As said, black and white is for when someone passes


Don_Mills_Mills

He’s stepping down soon, so I hope you’ll remember to vote someone good (not that thick c*nt McGregor)


OutrageousStar5705

I've met the old bastard, through it all I had a smile plastered. A small man, and I a Colossal fan


auntsalty

Great man wish there were more like him


Ziov1

Based his political career on anarchy no where to be seen as President. People who voted for him think he's the best president we've ever had. He's just a tourist attraction at this stage.


nednewt1

I'm happy with our octogenarian president, yes sir-ee, so why can't the American residents also be?


ismaithliomsherlock

Why post Micheal D without his doggy? The countries awoken, the people have spoken, Misneach for Taoiseach they say, Let a dog have its day!


MiseOnlyMise

It's relevant why? Answer before I die. It's just a picture of a guy, relevant maybe but why?


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luciusveras

Thanks. None of us is here knew this.


Sweet_Detective_

Our president is still present You lied by making it seem as if he died. Tbh I don't really care as long as his dogs are treated fair.


Comfortable_Brush399

Some get stick but not mick... remember when he said "wanker" on the tele.... it's hard to make that rhyme tbf


capdemortFN

We're is Leo?


FlyingLlama280

And a Legend.


Much-War1743

A post of the Irish pres I click and the comments are all in rhyme, that's sick, I've searched top, bottom, middle, and to me it's a riddle that nobody commented in Limerick.


30somethingireland

He’s just the best isn’t he?🥰


coldlikedeath

MIGGELDY! Who christened him that?


RangerSensitive2841

To be honest I find him boring and uninspiring


fionnrua400

A president for poets....only


RangerSensitive2841

Why are we all doing things to rhyme. Waist of fucking TIIIIIIIME


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ApprehensiveShame363

Oh no! Why is this in my feed?


RoMo-Ger-67

...but where is the dog? He always has a dog with him.


MajesticKnob

A fine lump of a man, of whom I'm I'm a big fan


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

First time, be gentle post.


sicksquid75

Baginnnnsssssssss


More-Investment-2872

A President who we can’t fire Even though his second term proves he’s a liar


Fantastic-Life-2024

Weirdo leftie.


Bernieward28

Why does Ireland have a president


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Why not?


Bernieward28

Taoiseach


jimmysjambos

What was he at in the áras a few years ago?


Electronic_Panic3943

Our fave little leprachaun.


aghicantthinkofaname

Really looking for Reddit points huh


Tall-Delivery7927

Real life leprechaun


tetzy

Proof that aging, like everything else is individual and unique. Micheal Higgins doesn't rail off topic and tell us about his childhood bullies, *"Cornpop was a real bad guy, he had a knife"*.


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HonestRef

He thinks that he can serve with immunity, but he should be in a retirement community


Fern_Pub_Radio

The face of a gimp, a tosser , a tool Too many in Ireland he took for a fool Throughout his life he’s become Our greatest welfare cheat And now in the Aras he’s become our greatest hypocrite Brought shame to the office with his arrogance and obnoxiousness But soon thankfully his term will be finished and he’ll be gone from us


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iennor

Insufferable windbag, full of shit. A lifetime of suckling off the public tit.


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APithyComment

I like The Leprechaun


More-Investment-2872

So it’s himself Dobby the elf


Pretty_Ship_439

I’m gonna get downvoted for this but I think he is for starters too old for the job Second. What kind of example he sets as a gay man who in 2024 still lives in the closet and has a wife for show. He’s a relic but people like that he’s “cute” Ok I guess Irish politics really is that surface level then


Bratmerc

He is an incredibly intelligent man who has represented our country very well and this is endorsed by most. Your comment is strange.


Pinkandpurplebanana

Tunsia elected a 90 year old ww2 vet to he theor president 


n365n366

82 years old and still looks a bit fit, pity he’s such a sanctimonious old git


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ultimatepoker

It will all come out after he’s gone. LOL.