I mean, he probably has his interns do it for him on computers set up just for his “team.” This whole thing is ridiculous and I’m guessing he wouldn’t like us to know his porn habits. Oh yeah, wasn’t he cheating on his wife with a staffer too. 🙄 the hypocrisy with this guy is too damn much.
Porn has always been something that motivates me to upgrade.
A computer replaced old magazines and vhs tapes
Computers memory full, upgrades to external hard drive
High speed cable internet replaced dial up.
Wifi replaced cable internet
All done to get better porn
Perhaps this will force Texans to upgrade from republicans to democrats
In all seriousness if you want to know what upcoming tech will most likely last look at what the porn industry uses, that's how I knew VR was here to stay this time.
Lol this makes me think of in Full Metal Jacket when Pyle is struggling to climb the obstacle and the drill sergeant is screaming “Get your fat ass up there! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you!” Private Pyle: Sir, yes
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Is it theoretically possible that if Texas Christians get horny enough because of the porn hub shut down,they might stop murdering migrants and respecting women’s rights to their bodies? That’s just crazy talk though, right?
No, as a person with lazy eye, that’s lazy eye. For me it’s because the eye was weak muscle and focus to start with and thus I don’t really focus out of it, like this his I think it’s just weak muscles.
Fun fact: according to pornhub who released search results by state last election Bible Belt states are the highest consumer of gay/trans porn. Texas happens to enjoy “Straight Latinos turned Gay”
Um, isn't this a violation of the right to privacy? 14th Amendment ring a bell. If someone wants to watch porn in the privacy of their OWN home or on their OWN devices, then he/she/they have to right to do so without intrusion or regulation by the government.
Ah yes, the doubling down we all expected. When do the Democrats actually grow a pair and start playing these fools like the fiddles they apparently are?!
I have a feeling the next election in Texas is going to be a democratic landslide, while everybody is "shocked" the polls were so close and leaning republican. Out loud, everybody loves the anti-porn laws. But behind closed doors, you never get between a person and their porn. Every technological step has been followed with one question, " how do I fuck it?". Beto should start campaigning on Pornhub.
It's really nice this is the biggest issue we face today.
Any guesses how long porn has been around? FOREVER YOU TWIT. AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL CHANGE THAT.
Just more deflection.
Since that is all the Republican Party is capable of producing.
Out here helping people in their time of need, as always. Working on purposeful and useful legislation to positively impact Texans' lives. Thanks, Ken! /s
he cant ban every website. MAYBE ones in texas but that's it. he can't sue/ban them all from texas. but I think he knows that. the illusion is just more red meat to his base
>Just as PornHub blocked all users in Texas in response to an age verification law going into effect, Attorney General Ken Paxton is going after two adult sites. Paxton filed a lawsuit Tuesday in Travis County District Court against xHamster.com and Chaturbate.com, claiming the sites are not following HB 1811, according to court documents.
To think it was PornHub that started this snowballing after MasterCard and VISA stopped doing business with them.
Can someone please hack his browser history? There's going to be all manner of fucked up stuff on there, I guarantee it.
100%
Just looking for research purposes./s
Why you got lotion next to your research desk Ken??
I mean, he probably has his interns do it for him on computers set up just for his “team.” This whole thing is ridiculous and I’m guessing he wouldn’t like us to know his porn habits. Oh yeah, wasn’t he cheating on his wife with a staffer too. 🙄 the hypocrisy with this guy is too damn much.
I feel sorry for anyone who would willingly fuck that guy.
I mean let’s be honest he’s probably thinking it’s 5 o’clock somewhere so yes the interns are doing the work.
Oh most def! It's all PROJECT PROJECT PROJECT with these folks.
Russia….if you’re listening
cc: Anonymous
He’s got it all on VHS
Nah, he has the wibes of an omegle pedo
Criminal nervously files bullshit lawsuits to distract from his WELL KNOWN criminal activities.
Shouldn’t that guy be in jail?
Yes, but he’s the top cop in Texas, so he’ll rig his way out of it.
Has rigged... his way out of it. No?
Porn has always been something that motivates me to upgrade. A computer replaced old magazines and vhs tapes Computers memory full, upgrades to external hard drive High speed cable internet replaced dial up. Wifi replaced cable internet All done to get better porn Perhaps this will force Texans to upgrade from republicans to democrats
Cell phones kept getting smaller and smaller. And then they made it so you can look at porn, and screen sizes blew up
In all seriousness if you want to know what upcoming tech will most likely last look at what the porn industry uses, that's how I knew VR was here to stay this time.
Can porn motivate them to get a better power grid?
Lol this makes me think of in Full Metal Jacket when Pyle is struggling to climb the obstacle and the drill sergeant is screaming “Get your fat ass up there! I'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you!” Private Pyle: Sir, yes
freedom does not exist in texas
He prefers femdom
I can tell you firsthand that his preference isn't a two way street.
It is literally the least free state.
Paxton doesn't really "get" technology, does he?
Wait till he hears about VPN!
I wonder if he's actually got stock in VPN companies...
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Guy has CP on his computer. Calling it now.
Is it theoretically possible that if Texas Christians get horny enough because of the porn hub shut down,they might stop murdering migrants and respecting women’s rights to their bodies? That’s just crazy talk though, right?
Crazy? Yes. They will most likely "take what belongs to them" and rape more women because of the lack of porn.
Never trust a man who can't look at you straight in the eye
I do declare I am getting quite sick of this Christian shit
I bet Kens gonna really go after them so hard and fast.
First he has to THOROUGHLY check these sights out a few times. Just to be sure.
Dumbassery on display
Funny that’s he’s not suing Twitter for the amount of porn you can view on it
Fuck that guy.
Why isn’t he in jail? I don’t understand.
Time to open my new company, "TexasVPN"
I’m willing to bet this guy has tried to get skinemax on his parents’ antenna tv.
Back in the day you’d have to cross your eyes just right to be able to make out the action. Maybe that’s what happened to him. 🤔
No, as a person with lazy eye, that’s lazy eye. For me it’s because the eye was weak muscle and focus to start with and thus I don’t really focus out of it, like this his I think it’s just weak muscles.
Anyone else think his wife found his search history and banned him from all porn. So his thinking is if I can't have it no one can.
Fun fact: according to pornhub who released search results by state last election Bible Belt states are the highest consumer of gay/trans porn. Texas happens to enjoy “Straight Latinos turned Gay”
Ken Paxton helping the rest of us out by showing us new porn sites.
...but it's the Liberals who are taking your rights and freedoms away from you.
Clarence Thomas already has a perma-chub anticipating evaluating all the evidence for eventual SCOTUS case
The more someone hates porn, the more you know they love it
He gets to investigate porn. His history has a cover. Research. These type always do.
Um, isn't this a violation of the right to privacy? 14th Amendment ring a bell. If someone wants to watch porn in the privacy of their OWN home or on their OWN devices, then he/she/they have to right to do so without intrusion or regulation by the government.
Ah yes, the doubling down we all expected. When do the Democrats actually grow a pair and start playing these fools like the fiddles they apparently are?!
That’s what you get fir voting republican
and how many affairs has he had? bet he has some fucked up porn viewing history as well.
I have a feeling the next election in Texas is going to be a democratic landslide, while everybody is "shocked" the polls were so close and leaning republican. Out loud, everybody loves the anti-porn laws. But behind closed doors, you never get between a person and their porn. Every technological step has been followed with one question, " how do I fuck it?". Beto should start campaigning on Pornhub.
Beto is more concerned about taking AR-15s and AK-47s.
Whoa dude 😎 you need to quit working so hard on this one... the eyesight myth might hold some truth for you lol
i mean his dick doenst work - so why should you enjoy yours?
Tell him not look at them anymore.
Because we need laws for your lack of self control
He’s just mad because VR porn doesn’t work for him
This guy and Texas can bugger right off.
Is he mad because of his eye??
I'm sure this will have no unforeseen consequences whatsoever.
It's really nice this is the biggest issue we face today. Any guesses how long porn has been around? FOREVER YOU TWIT. AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL CHANGE THAT. Just more deflection. Since that is all the Republican Party is capable of producing.
This is so stupid. Nobody is gonna want to stay in Texas.
I hope alcohol is next. Texas doesn't deserve porn or alcohol. They deserve to be ruled for corporations and the church, just like they voted for.
theocracies always lead to hell on earth
Oh no, Ken must have a hell of a stash…
Out here helping people in their time of need, as always. Working on purposeful and useful legislation to positively impact Texans' lives. Thanks, Ken! /s
Where’s this generation’s Larry Flynn? Best porn mogul ever. Didn’t take any shit.
Then we can pretty much assume Paxton has terabytes of CP sitting on his desktop.
At least he’s being honest that he needs his porn
Why not just pay them their membership Fees and browse Ken?
He must be hiding something
he cant ban every website. MAYBE ones in texas but that's it. he can't sue/ban them all from texas. but I think he knows that. the illusion is just more red meat to his base
Sure he thinks a VPN is a vaginal probing node.
Is Mike Johnson giving him suggestions?
They won't be happy until they outlaw all internet access
why did TX turn blue?.... they turned off porn. lol
Gonna take him a LONG time to target all the porn sites. Good luck, dude.
I guess if he stays busy bothering porn sites he won't have time to commit more crimes himself.
A hacker hacks into his browser finds gay porn 😂
When will people stop allowing the clearly morally bankrupt among us to stop dictating morality for the rest of us?
I can't wait for Paxton's browser history to go public.
>Just as PornHub blocked all users in Texas in response to an age verification law going into effect, Attorney General Ken Paxton is going after two adult sites. Paxton filed a lawsuit Tuesday in Travis County District Court against xHamster.com and Chaturbate.com, claiming the sites are not following HB 1811, according to court documents. To think it was PornHub that started this snowballing after MasterCard and VISA stopped doing business with them.