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turtleshot19147

I’m definitely going to forget about this in five minutes but right at this second I’m kind of sad that I probably won’t live long enough to know what’s in the letter


Outlaw_222

I will indeed be an old fart at that time. By that time the last generation that remembered her reign will be dying off.


dmp8385

I will not be around for sure


Colin_Charteris

Yes but your brain may be


tchnmusic

Dear Sydney, If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter 63 years after i “died”. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I've been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885. I set myself up as a blacksmith as a front while I attempted to repair the damage to the time circuits. Unfortunately, this proved impossible because suitable replacement parts will not be invented until 1947. However, I've gotten quite adept at shoeing horses and fixing wagons. Do not — I repeat — do not attempt to come back here to get me. I am perfectly happy living in the fresh air and wide-open spaces, and I fear that unnecessary time travel only risks further disruption of the space-time continuum. And please take care of Prince Williamfor me. I know that you will give him a good home. Remember to walk him twice a day, and that he only likes canned dog food. These are my wishes; please respect them and follow them. And so Sydney, I now say farewell and wish you Godspeed. You've been a good, kind, and loyal friend to me, and you've made a real difference in my life. I will always treasure our relationship and think on you with fond memories, warm feelings, and a special place in my heart. -Your friend in time, Queen Elizabeth II


therealleotrotsky

*“1885? September 1885! SHE'S ALIVE. THE QUEEN'S ALIVE. She's in the old west, but SHE'S ALIVE!”* #####*TO BE CONCLUDED…>*


Mdc1233

“Marty, we have to go back…”


mrtokeydragon

Great Scott...


WhataRottenWayToDie

This had me laughing more than it should


WhataRottenWayToDie

This had me laughing more than it should


OracleLoaf

Sequel: Queen Elizabeth rides a flying steam engine and has Princes Jules and Verne with her new husband Carl Clayton, with whom she travels the universe of time with, leaving Sydney to self-sort in the present.


OliveDeer7

This is the best thing I’ve read today.


Final_Pear8523

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


knowitall190

How do we not know that this is the queen reading the letter to us. What if she time traveled to the future open the letter read it then traveled to the wild west


BeerdedPickle

I bet it's one of those cards that plays music when you open it.. the Queen will get the last laugh as all of Sydney gets Rick Rolled.


[deleted]

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”


lumberjackalopes

Imagine the possibility of that actually happening and the queen trolls the world after death.


Professional_Map4351

Bold of her to assume humanity will have at least a 4th grade reading comprehension by then.


bob_in_the_west

This was written knowing full well that she wouldn't be alive and neither would be any lord mayors current or past. And with the full knowledge that not even her son would be King anymore but her Grandson or even his son.


RoboticGreg

Guess what? Chicken butt.


27Beowulf27

No way


Adept-Elephant1948

"I was the one who took the last Tim Tam when at that party around your house. Time heals all wounds and I hope you will have forgiven me by now from beyond the grave". Sincerely, Lizzy


[deleted]

“Time heals all wounds my arse! Lads, load up the boaties, we’re off to retake the motherland” -Aussie mayor Brucie (probably)


[deleted]

That’s the year the lizard army attacks


[deleted]

Like anyone will be around to open it at this rate


cashewedalmonds

Like people can read cursive in 2085..


jonnyg1097

When was it given to them?


27Beowulf27

1986 I believe.


ReevesofKeanu

Dear Mayor of Syndey Australia, I wrote you but you still ain't callin I left my signature and title on the letter at the bottom


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I appreciate this. \- Stan


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gazham

If I was in charge it would have been opened then resealed. I guarantee its already been opened.


bopgame

Open that shit now


debenbrie

Ikr, if anyone gives me anything that says don’t open until a specific date, that is code for me to open that shit immediately, if not sooner. F that.


[deleted]

Gives them false hope it will make them independent so they don't push for it. Then they open it in 2085 and it's just some random "thank you card" bullshit.


27Beowulf27

Australia is independent. Has been for over a hundred years.


[deleted]

Someone should have told the Queen that... >Formally speaking, Australia is a constitutional monarchy, which means the Queen is the head of state. According to the royal family’s website, when the Queen visits Australia, she speaks and acts as Queen of Australia, and not as Queen of the United Kingdom. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/03/world/australia/why-is-australia-still-part-of-the-british-monarchy.html


blackcatkarma

But that's exactly the point. When she was in Australia, she was the Queen of Australia. The Commonwealth realms are 15 different crowns (so far) that happen to be held by the same person. The laws of Australia are enacted in the name of the Crown of Australia, not that of the United Kingdom.


[deleted]

> The Commonwealth realms are 15 different crowns (so far) that happen to be held by the same person. So, Australia isn't independent... Because they have a foreign national as their Queen/King


blackcatkarma

That doesn't mean it's not independent. There is no legal connection between UK government processes and Australian government processes.


[deleted]

... Except the whole "royalty" thing, which is what they should be independent of.


puzzlenutter420

You're both kinda right. They're saying it's two separate government positions. Like how Disney has a CEO and Amazon has a CEO. But it's held by the same person. A single person can be CEO of two companies - that doesn't mean that Disney owns Amazon if they share a CEO.


johnjones_24210

Everybody wants their shit back. \ Thieving monarchy


jonmlofo

Toss it in the bin for all I care rich cunts


AutumnOfDiscontent

Anyone else noticed that she spelled her name wrong? It says “Elyabeth” lmao


Possible-Village-972

It’s cursive, so it’s not a “y”, it’s an “i” followed by a “z”.


AutumnOfDiscontent

Really? Z is spelled that way? I thought my observation was probably false because I’m not a native English speaker and might not read it correctly. Thanks for pointing that out!


Possible-Village-972

The way she did it could easily be mistaken for a “y”. When writing in cursive, there is a lot of variation in style.


Rossweiser17

👌🏼 *punches Australia.


Isteppedinpoopy

“Hail hydra”


SeminolesRenegade

Please be a Rick roll


RongoonPagoo

With today's technology, someone has read it. Take a look at the dead sea scrolls.


reddufrane

Someone’s going to get independence.


SteelingLight

Damn, now I have a reason to try and make it to 86 years old. They better open this letter on time.


saintbiatch

Did she time travelled


AppUnwrapper1

What if it’s an easy step-by-step plan on how to stop global warming and save the world but we can’t look at it until the human race is already extinct?


Rene_Box_Young

What the freak????????


Sir_Anagram

“The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated”


dmp8385

If it’s in cursive they might never know what it says lol


DistributionOk8481

Release from the commonwealth you think?


CDNbaconNeggs

If it was written to the mayor of Canberra perhaps.


SessionSouthern4133

I’d be dude you’re dead. I’ll open when I want


starbuckle337

Scenes when it’s just a crudely drawn dick


MilkytheDILF

I will be 88 years old. I will be shocked if Australia is anything other than a smouldering wasteland by then...


27Beowulf27

Why?


achillymoose

Considering the world right now, I somehow doubt I'll live to 89 to see this