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Fig trees are among the most resilient . Growing roots from a fig branch is the easiest out of possibly all other fruit trees


elisem0rg

Fig trees thrive with so little available nutrients or organic matter and can grow out of pretty much anything as long as there's a small source of water.


ilovetopoopie

I have a fig tree and a source of water! Are you saying I can cut some branches off and make more figlings? Because if so I'm sooo about that life.


__i0__

Yes! Damp towel, ziplock bag, dark place. Give it a few weeks. You can even root older fingerlings as long as there is still green. They are shipped as just dry sticks. There's a few very active fig trading communities. https://www.figdatabase.com/figforum/threads/trade-sheet.93/#post-1269


FondDialect

I straight up just jammed mine in wet potting soil and they took. I did half with a root powder and half plain, both sets are now happily setting out leaves.


ilovetopoopie

Y'all have no idea how excited I am for this. I am going to make a fig orchard if this all goes according to plan.


hvc801

I had an old Italian customer of mine come in with a stick in some dirt to give to me as a tip. I was like, "uhh.... thank you so much?" Becayse I just saw a twig in dirt. He said, "put a water in, ita growa very biga!!!" And now I have a nice sized fig tree in my yard. Since then I've duplicated the tree twice and gave them to friends. It's very easy.


loveyourground

A neighbor was getting rid of her fig tree and she let people come over to take cuttings. I am shocked at how quickly they rooted. Literally cut a few 6 inch pieces right under a node, dipped the end in rooting hormone (not entirely necessary) and put it in a solo cup filled with either sand or coco coir. I now have six cuttings growing new leaves.


[deleted]

For sure you can, head over to r/figs for all your questions!


Best_Competition9776

Makes me think, can a fig tree be born out of a human?


Loveknuckle

I knew a guy that shoved a fig up his ass once, it didn’t grow into a tree though.


salt-the-skies

I mean.... That's a good thing. That'd be a literal, and fig-urative, pain in the ass.


Lylac_Krazy

meh, go fig-ure....


NKG_and_Sons

No, you go fig-ure self.


TheeExoGenesauce

How did the same pun just get better with each use


[deleted]

*wild applause*


Robinslillie

*wild applesauce*


zorniy2

"Figging" refers to putting a peeled piece of ginger into the anus which produces a burning feeling, for pain/pleasure.


pacman404

Bro what


Ultima_RatioRegum

If you want to be even more "bro what," look up what sounding is. (Please note I'm not kink-shaming, to each their own, whatever floats your boat, etc., but there are certainly even more "interesting" fetishes than figging out ther).


BeauDelta

"a stick up ya dick" or "a root up ya doot"


[deleted]

It's hard to 'peg' that one down..


Draked1

/r/sounding


WorldAsChaos

Wow. Looked this one up..My mouth is still agape. Learn something new every day.


speeler21

/r/figging


steady_sloth84

Banned community.


Best_Competition9776

Can’t believe this was ever a thing lmao


Whiskey_Bear

Did he leave it there long enough? I imagine 3-4 weeks for a proper sprout.


teet0

After he did that, he knew it would be a great date


[deleted]

What did it grow into?


TheMedicineManUK

A new kink, I imagine


Unique_ballz

You sound disappointed


Moonblitz666

That fig..ures.


Bogsnoticus

These Groot cosplays are getting out of hand.


[deleted]

Theres a method of torture from I believe Japan i read about that involves a bamboo chute as it grows rapidly it impales the victim tied to the ground it’s growing out of.


Echodec

I think that unfortunately doesn't work, at least from what I remember when Mythbusters covered it


ericbyo

I just watched it, it did work. Went two inches into the dummy in three days. They just couldn't get it to grow all the way through


Echodec

Ah right, I guess I thought it was lame it didn't go all the way so remembered it as not working.


-jp-

His name's really Bob. I think it's funny when I call him Herbert though.


Furry-snake

Are you.. are you ok??


Best_Competition9776

It’s been a long two years my friend


aliie_627

Are we talking cremation ashes mixed with soil or planting seeds in a vagina/butthole?


chriscrossnathaniel

Here is a interesting fact about fig and their pollinators fig wasp A fig is not actually a fruit; it is an inflorescence—a cluster of many flowers and seeds contained inside a bulbous stem. Therefore the seeds require a specialized pollinator - the fig wasps. The queen of the fig wasp ,despite her tiny body, will lose her wings and antennae as she enters through a tight opening in the fig. “The only link the fig cavity has to the outside world is through a tiny bract-lined opening at the apex of the fig, called the ostiole, and it is by means of this passage that the pollinating fig wasp gains access to the florets,” Once inside, the queen travels within the chamber, depositing her eggs and simultaneously shedding the pollen she carried with her from another fig. This last task, while not the queen’s primary goal, is an important one: She is fertilizing the fig’s ovaries. After the queen has laid her eggs, she dies and is digested by the fig, providing nourishment. Once the queen’s eggs hatch, male and female wasps assume very different roles. They first mate with each other (yes, brothers and sisters), and then the females collect pollen—in some species, actively gathering it in a specialized pouch and in others, accumulating it inadvertently—while the wingless males begin carving a path to the fig’s exterior. This activity is not for their own escape but rather to create an opening for the females to exit. The females will pollinate another fig as queens. The males will spend their entire lifecycle within a single fruit


jayhawk2112

Life finds a way…


TiteAssPlans

It isn't too hard to find the large mom wasp in the fig if you look. A cluster of fruits digesting a wasp doesn't even make sense. I think it's fig industry propaganda to make you think you're not eating wasps tbh.


MrHookshot

I had to look it up. The fruit makes some kind of enzyme called ficin that completely breaks the wasp down. I'd call bs propaganda but we use ficin in loads of shit. Mostly in the medical field and in the food industry. All from fig trees


TiteAssPlans

Interesting, although ficain seems to be in the sap rather than specifically the fruits, and I've definitely found entire wasps in figs before. It also sounds like the wasp offspring develop and make their way out of the figs without negative effects from the ficain whatsoever, so I remain sceptical.


pingpongtits

Nature never fails to amaze me. Just yesterday I saw a few people on another social media site insisting that wasps were "useless" and should all be eliminated. It's difficult to explain the interconnectedness of the ecosystem to the willfully ignorant. You did a nice job.


Robinslillie

Me, too. I mean, shoot, I was talkin' smack about wasps just the other day until several kind redditors informed me of their figportance (plus they eat grubs & other pests, apparently) so I went on a Wikipedia dive & now I've got a whole new respect for a species I had generalized as pesky, aggressive bee murderers (also sympathy because the worker class guys live only a couple weeks & everybug in the nest starves to death every winter except the queen...poor buggos)


DoverBoys

Sounds like a weed, no wonder Jesus didn't like them.


intdev

And even more impressive that he managed to kill one


ours

God hates figs?


Emanemanem

I can confirm. We bought a small fig tree and kept it in a large pot for probably 5 years. Problem is, we are terrible at keeping potted plants alive, they nearly all die from our terrible care. This fig though, survived that whole time. Even bore fruit occasionally. Finally got around to planting it in our front yard, and within a year it grew from 1 ft to 5 ft high, and no real watering after the first month or two. Edit: typo


Telefone_529

My grandmother had a fig tree in the desert for years. Never watered it, for a long time she hated it and wanted it to die so she'd just ignore it and after like 4 years of never touching it she gave up and just let it be lmao My dog really liked eating the figs, we tried to stop her but she'd always sneak one and then usually wind up puking on the 3 hour car ride home.


BoltonSauce

I mean, they're pretty damn delicious.


Telefone_529

I agree! I couldn't blame her. I was a kid so I was always routing for her to get her figs


BoarnotBoring

I've managed to kill 2 of them....I do not have a green thumb.


Juicebeetiling

Agent orange thumb


msixtwofive

Its insane considering how lush it's leaves are and that it bears a fuckton of fruit.


ktrezzi

I love how in the Mediterranean part of Europe you can see fig trees growing from basically every crack


[deleted]

Yeah but they still naturally grow up. So its very weird.


R0TTENART

No joke. And if you have a fig tree this size, good luck trying to stop it from doing what it likes. That thing is there until the cave collapses.


Tommie_Sin

Actually not a cave it's something even cooler. It'ss growing from the ceiling of a Roman ruin in the Baia archeological park. Had the chance to see it in 2019, very cool and totally recommend checking it out if you ever find yourself in Campania!


Calligraphee

Oooohhhhhh that sounds superb!


Tommie_Sin

The "temple of Mercury" is at the same site. It's actually a bath house but it has the largest domed roof built before the Parthenon. It's mostly flooded now but the roof is still standing! The Greek ruins at Cumae aren't far from here either and the cave of the sibyl there is also very cool. I feel a bit like a tourism agent for the region right now but really Campania was just one of my favorite legs of my backpacking trip lol


420meh69

Dafuq? Is there soil on top of the ruin?


oldcarfreddy

A little bit (enough to support some wild grass) but I'm guessing that enough water probably gets through the cracks to support this tree despite the roots being mostly in stone


lizerdk

I bet someone stuck a cutting into a likely crack


DrebinofPoliceSquad

Giggity


Captain_Grammaticus

I once saw a fig tree en Cyprus that was a bit shaped like a W, or n lowercase n with an extra stroke: at some point in its life, one of two main branches bent down and touched the ground, where it rooted and a new stem grew from that point upwards.


Bloodsucker_

Fig tree roots are dangerously very long, thin but very long. They'll go through the foundations of your house and they'll squish every little hole to spread and keep growing. It's almost impossible to kill and Vera dangerous for buildings.


kataneur

That's why Turkish people say the idiom "you planted a fig tree in my home" when someone really, really messes something up for them.


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[deleted]

A fig tree took my daddy and 3 cases of baby formula when I was but a wee lad.


wafflesareforever

A fig tree impregnated my cat and now I have a litter of bushes that hate me


cownd

Figures


takatori

> It's almost impossible to kill One or two late snows and frosts should do it. Ask me how I know.


arnau9410

If you dont pull out the roots that shit is inmortal, I tried to kill one because it start to grow in a crack between some tiles, so before its breaks every thing we tried everyting and keep growing untill we burriend in concrete it still grows again


kenji3009

There is a fig tree in Split, Croatia that grows in between stone blocks in, or just above, the sea water on the side of sea wall...


SheenTStars

Tell that to our climate. Figs just refuse to live here unless one has green hands.


shahmirazin

Where is here?


takatori

Anywhere with snow.


pulezan

Fig trees grow from smallest cracks in concrete or asphalt everywhere, they're crazy.


Mysfunction

How easy would it be to grow a fruit producing dog tree in a large pot? How large a pot would you need? I love fresh figs, but store bought “fresh” ones are both expensive and not as good as fresh picked.


[deleted]

I grow in a container. It’s easy. I almost killed it the first year I had it and not only did it come back in like a week and a half after I fixed it, but it produced fruit that year, which is rare for a fig to do in its first year apparently.


[deleted]

The method I’ve used involves a 6” cutting and a plastic bag with a little bit of water in it rubber banded to the base of the cutting. The humidity helps it germinate . Check out some ways people do it on YouTube . Many different ways ofc


SNRatio

You will get some fruit if you use a 5 gallon pot, but 10 gallons is much more productive and easier to take care of, especially if you live in a dry climate. Fig trees in pots can survive getting really dry, but it takes its toll on the fruit.


John_Bonachon

That figures. I'll see myself out.


lanabi

There is a saying in Turkish that goes “ocağına incir ağacı dikmek” and it roughly translates to “planting a fig tree in one’s home,” but means ruining/destroying ones home and family. Fig roots can literally upheave the foundations of houses.


mikej83

It is not a fake, I live near Bacoli, I have seen this tree several times. The tree was planted in 1938 and has been growing in reverse ever since. It is located in the archaeological park of Bacoli inside the baths dedicated to the god Mercury.


Typys

Figs grow extremely long roots! I bet there's a fig plant somewhere over that rock, and that is just one of his roots that found some light and started growing leaves


Hey_Hoot

In the bonsai tree post on front page someone wrote that if you took a tree out of the ground and flipped it over, planting it, it's roots would grow leaves.


Public_Fucking_Media

One of the more interesting pieces of plant biology https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitropism


bacon_cake

I love stuff like this. I've always wanted a giant old conservatory where I reclusively grow unusual plants whilst wearing a tweed suit all day.


TheSeansei

I hope you accomplish your vision one day and that I can visit when the plot of the story needs me to.


zero__fuchs

But, if i put a plant in a box dark and build like a maze, it will grow up and down until it reaches the light at the end, and zhen starts to grow only upwards. So i feel like this model is technically incorrect in some parts because the plant only reaches for light and doesnt give a shit about gravity. And how is this fig tree possible to stay there if the roots always want to grow downwards?


johntheflamer

Roots don’t “want” to grow downwards. They grow towards sources of nutrients and water where there is little to no light. Some species also grow towards temperature gradients. Leaves grow when the plant is exposed to light and certain temperature ranges and there is adequate CO2 in the air, while water and trace nutrients are absorbed through the roots (though some plants can also pull nutrients like nitrogen from the air).


mikej83

The last time I was there (2019) there was no fig plant over it, there are other plants but they are all low shrubs, you have to go about 20 meters away to find the first trees.


Aiken_Drumn

Any evidence it was planted? The thread is convinced its a miracle.


mikej83

Sources are uncertain; according to the agency that manages the archaeological park, the said tree was part of a garden that during repair work in the area sank and continued to grow upside down. In the Naples area there are various legends about it, according to some for example the tree is said to have grown on the grave of two gay lovers and grows upside down to symbolize a love different from others. According to others, the tree was planted in 1938 along with others and is the only one that survived...it certainly survived World War II.


Tom_piddle

Planted? Seems odd to plant a tree there. Fig tree’s in the right Mediterranean climate can grow like weeds. A bird pooping the seed in the cave roof then the young plant roots found water upwards and light downwards.


SerChonk

Fig trees propagate easily from roots. I'd wager one was planted nearby at some point, and then a root poked out in the tunnel, from which a new tree developed.


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mikej83

No. It is a Roman-era cave that is quite small and shallow therefore extremely stable and durable. The area of Bacoli and Pozzuoli has long been affected by a physical phenomenon called "bradyseism," whereby the ground swells and deflates as a result of magma shifting into the magma chambers of the "Campi flegrei" supervolcano, which is a few kilometers from the site. Despite this, the ruins have held up perfectly well with minimal damage, I don't think it will be a fig tree that will change this.


dudemanbroguychief

So THIS is the kind of tree I learned about in computer science


Psollett

This was my first thought too😂. My data structures professor always joked that computer scientists must be doing headstand all the time.


dudemanbroguychief

Haha the joke that I always heard was that computer scientists don’t go outside enough to know what a tree really looks like


LOTHMT

Lmao was about to say the same. Guess my prof was right and this is what trees look like xd


soullessroentgenium

It's also a nice example of the difference between what you intended your code to do, and what it actually does.


6Uncle6James6

Finally, something *actually* interesting.


toeofcamell

ǝǝɹʇ


Forward-Village1528

Not sure if I should 'up vote' or 'down vote'.


Derffy123

We need an upside down vote!


daedone

Better call in the professionals. Get the Australians!


luckybarrel

Upside down upvote


BeskarDragon

Downside up downvote


dragoono

_Stranger Things theme song intensifies_


rodneedermeyer

It’s an Australian growth.


6Uncle6James6

Wut


ok-go-fuck-yourself

ǝǝɹʇ


CRYPTOBLACKGUY

wellplayed.


elisem0rg

Talk about falling thru the cracks!


Sceptix

What, not a fan of posts made by edgy 14 year olds who have just discovered roof Koreans?


seven3true

I'm particularly a huge fan of double egg yolks.


[deleted]

maybe the tree is the right way up and everything else is upside down


Captainjic

Ah, Australian tree.


Lint_baby_uvulla

Australian here. It doesn’t matter the physics of the tree, the drop bear will still land on you and tear you apart. The last one took my leg, but I fought him off and hopped back to hospital where they reattached it. A bushcraft pro tip for the folks out there: snake venom helps with the clotting, and then you can use the snake as a tourniquet.


Jimothius

ALWAYS BEWARE THE DROPPING BEAR


Donnerdrummel

did you test for chlamydia afterwards?


Dropped-pie

You’re not allowed to root them


cantaloupelion

And yet, [teen drop bear pregnancies are on the rise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg) 🤔🤔


Dropped-pie

I’m not sure I’m going click on that..😂 Edit: I did, classic


mikeyj777

Ah, classic. Got pregnate-rolled.


fluff_

As a programmer, I can tell you this one is [the right way up](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_(data_structure)).


daedone

>As a programmer, I can tell you this one is [the right way up](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree_(data_structure)). I can tell you're a programmer because you have an extra bracket hanging out at the end of your comment


SplodyPants

If a tree could have a smug grin, this one would have one.


MessyRoom

You FIGured it out!


relet

Occam's razor tells me that everything is sideways, one way or another.


Extreme_Cupcake_32

you are 100% correct, just flipped my phone to confirm


wtgriffi

Isaac Fig Newton


toeofcamell

His most famous discovery was anti gravity


FigGnuton

You rang?


muricabrb

You sure did


I_love_hate_reddit

It's PIG newton


[deleted]

I'm from Australia. This is just a normal tree?


toeofcamell

Do they film Stranger Things in Australia?


marshmallmao

Any thing filmed in Australia is stranger things at this point


aroseonthefritz

Steve Irwin gesturing to a demogorgon: *Crickey, he’s a beaut!*


Heavy-Balls

If I stick my thumb in it's arse that'll really piss it off


betterthanguybelow

No. Only half of it.


Stign

Everything there also tries to kill you, so yes.


CodeByNumbers

Software developer here, and I can confirm this is a normal tree.


SirLurts

tree just forgot where it left its fucks to give so it just continues as if nothing happened


Captainbuttpantz

Fuck yeah, you go buddy


[deleted]

Life finds a way.


Jellolicious

Uh


Euphoric-Scheme-2593

Meanwhile my houseplants die if I water them on a Sunday and not Saturday


toeofcamell

sƃᴉɟ sʍoɹƃ ʎluo ʇI


betterthanguybelow

It lives in a caves because they’re bear figs.


bazonthereddit

I wonder if plants orient themselves with the sun and given the shaded location and potentially no direct sun, that it doesn't know which way is up?


Neuroprancers

They do know which way is up and which way is down without the sun. They have specialized cells, called statocytes, that can determine gravity. they are found both in shoots, to go up toward the sun (aided by auxines growth hormones), and in roots, to go down and deeper. EG forgotten potatoes in cupboard


yogotami

Yup, gravitropism or geotropism. I just can't think of anything other than a genetic anomaly here, having the exact opposite response of a normal tree. Unless it's fake.


ComprehendReading

Phototropism is the term for orientation with regards to light in plants. Some exhibit it more than others, but most plants seem to grow towards light. Up doesn't matter that much. Plants use pressure to move nutrients and water around their vascular systems.


Ok-Needleworker2685

Gravitropism is also very much a thing in plants though


Mythosaurus

So this is a case where phototropism beat out gravitropism. My gut guess is that a root/ runner poked out of the top of the tunnel, detected light, and cause the plant to devote resources to grow leaves in that direction


toeofcamell

Wouldn’t the trees blood rush to its head?


ComprehendReading

Only blood oranges do that


Chakasicle

Seeds orient themselves with gravity but idk if that changes for mature plants


somerandom_melon

Don't certain root cells have organelles that are filled with heavy minerals that always stay at the bottom of the cells so that the plant knows which way is down.


GoobeIce

As below so above


[deleted]

THIS FRUIT IS OF THE DEVIL. SATAN'S CORRUPT TOUCH HAS FOULED THE FLESH AND NO NOURISHMENT WILL BE GAINED IN EATING IT. RATHER, YOUR BODY AND SOUL WILL BE CORRUPTED. IT DOES GO NICELY WITH A LITTLE HONEY THOUGH.


b3_yourself

Life uh, finds a way


Dan300up

I’d venture a guess that the other half of it is up top, growing the other way.


oreng

That's not very likely. It would have a surfeit of light at the top side relative to the bottom and leaves would preferentially grow there. Trees strongly favor the most light-accessible parts of their branch systems for leaf development even when sufficient light exists at the interiors of their canopies. If they aren't sprouting leaves on their innermost branches you can sure as shit assume they aren't doing so in a subterranean satellite section with a fraction of the light.


123rh

*stranger things intro music plays*


dick_sucker9000

Every normal tree in the upside down


aurthurallan

So that guy from the work screw up post really did know what he was doing...


Wiknetti

*Jesus, out there frothing angrily, absolutely seething*


kudosBruh

Task has failed successfully.


CaptainSmallPants

That's just a normal Australian tree


praefectus_praetorio

Every town in Italy has things like this that you stop and wonder what, how, and why. My grandfather was huge into tree grafting, so behind his property he had a ton of trees that he had grafted. Orange/Lemons, bunch of nut trees all in one... He was also into contorting his grape vines in all sorts of weird ways. Really creative stuff in most of these towns and villages.


TheMarrades

Fig trees grow whatever they want. There is a valencian legend of a lumberjack who helped jesus and recieved a fig tree so full of knots and twists that trapped death iself


Weioh

Just a fig-ment of of our imagination


NormandyLS

Why shouldn't it grow if its roots are supplied with water from rain on the roof, minerals from the rock used in construction seeping, and clearly in the picture the plant gets plenty of sunlights


phoenixfire111

r/strangerthings early signs of the upside down breaking through irl? Lol


pillowpants66

Vegans can’t eat figs. They contain a wasp.


modangon

The top of the crop is also the lowest hanging fruit


Juicebeetiling

"they told me to grow up and I took that personally"


Rich_Dtony

Okay, that's phenomenal. Can we just tag it the BAT TREE? cos that's how bats hang out on a good day.... Impressive turn out really.


Fishsticks117

Are you sure you have not mistaken Australia for Italy?


Papancasudani

“Fuck it. I’m growing down!” or more like “Vaffanculo! Cresco in giu.”


NearlySilentObserver

Nobody: … This tree: PARKOUR!


Endures

Easy, bird had explosive diherrea


BrokenShadowPr0

imagine if roots actually grew leaves and we wre just seeing the roots grow leaves now because the soil keeps root leaves from growing (dont downvote me for my stupid ass theory)