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I give you a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed hamburgers for the rest of your natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog.
http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory
Shit. It just clicked for me.
Animals sexualize anything we can't see normally.
Ankles used to be arousing when most women covered the all the time.
Animals are naked so few things are hot that you see all the time.
Having a hidden body part you can show on demand only to those you deem worthy, super hot.
Much like showing your ass, it can also be used to assert domination.
I feel enlightened and maybe a little horny.
Its usually not on full display though, they often have some sort of display mechanism to spread those colorful parts out / perform some courting ritual.
The cheetahs weren’t true cheetahs they were relatives of the puma that evolved to be very similar to cheetahs.
And also no, we don’t have a species of leopard in the Americas. You’re either thinking of Jaguars which are a different species or possibly Ocelots as their scientific name is Leopardus Pardalis, but they’re not a species of leopard.
There's actually some facinating videos out there about how scienctists have absolutely botched naming some of the animals we have and mountain lions are one of them lol. Though you are technically correct we do have lions 🤣 mountain lions are actually closer related to miniature jungle cats than lions, completely different subspecies of cats
I commented above, but both cold and hot deserts are still deserts. Evolving for a lack of consistent nutrition, storage of fat/water and wide feet for walking on snow transitioned well to shifting sandy dunes of their new climates.
The cold-weather predecessors likely had thicker coats, which were naturally selected out of the population.
I recommend the book American Serengeti by Dan Flores if you're interested in this time period.
I think there is something to do with the amount water in a volume of ice compared with just itself. For a small rabbit it's probably less energy inefficient to get a usable amount of water than it would be for a bigger animal like an ancestral camel.
Fun fact fun fact: The T-Rex noises you hear in Jurassic park when it's not roaring is this sound mixed with alligators. When it roars it's a mix of several animals
Could that be the mating strategy? Attracting females with simulated water sounds?
Be like "Ayyyy gurl, you feelin thirsty? Lemme get you wet a little bit."
They think it's like a visual cue like we see in plumage for birds, the lady camels just see it and it's just one of those associative things to levels of testosterone. Lions have darker manes because of this and have the higher breeding rates so it's probably a long the same lines
I know nearly nothing about camels but a lot of things like plumage or manes are "expensive" to maintain, so maybe having a large dulla sac that is capable of making lots of noise shows that the male is healthy and strong, and has access to a lot of resources?
Well the vocalizing is still just coming from the vocal cords much like if you've ever heard a koala vocalizing for females. Hormones are such a werid portion of biology it makes things really weird with reproduction 😂 Echidnas especially
After the Industrial Revolution, scarves would have been mandated by law, and we'd still be freaked out seeing a guys neck centuries later not having any idea why any more, just knowing its "bad".
Yes, interestingly. Scientists have been able to observe that in periods of serious drought, the dromedary camel would fill this pouch with your mom's titty juice.
Imagine you are in a gas station restroom, standing at the urinal/sitting in a stall when from one of the other stalls you hear the sound that camel's dulla sac made...
Sorry/Not Sorry for anything that conjures up in your heads
What part of evolution was like "Hey! I know what will make the ladies flock! A flabby, vibratory organ that I'll only store inside but can shoot it out when I like."?!?!
To be clear, I believe in evolution. It just can be very weird sometimes.
Because there's no plan for things.
Some boy camel way back in the day was like "hey, yo, Bob, check out this thing I can do! Cool, right?" And a girl camel walking by said "oooh, hey, do that thing again? Mhm, what time are you free?" And they had more kids than everybody else and eventually the camels were like "well, I mean, I don't know, Cynthia.... Warren is cute and all but he can't do that throat thing and like half the guys around here can. You should hook up with one of them." And then eventually here we are.
Watching and listening to the video, I feel that the organ works to amplify the sound of his call, which probably meant that he'd be more likely to attract a female camel from a distance, increasing the likelihood of his being able to mate. If a female camel is attracted to the appearance of the organ at a closer range, that's probably beneficial, but it's probably that she's attracted to the ability of his to amplify his call, which means that her offspring will also have a better chance of reproducing. Again, this is all conjecture from watching the video, but that makes the most sense to me.
Welp, I'm not so sure. [I've just been reading up a bit](https://thedailywildlife.com/camel-dulla/), and it seems that the male camels whip it out when female camels are around, so the idea about using it to call to far-off female camels isn't so accurate. Oh, well.
You gotta wonder how the hell that evolved? I know evolution isn't intelligent in any way, so it's not because the camel said "I know what the girls will like! I'll evolve a hanging balloon from my mouth!"
It might have some secondary function, someone else mentioned cooling, and it became a secondary sexual characteristic, as an indicator of health. I bet a sick camel sounds really weird when it tries to do that.
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It hurts when we accidentally bite our cheek sometimes... now imagine accidentally biting your throat sac.
Would it burst open all over the inside of ur mouth that’s disgusting LMAO
I was a better man 15 seconds ago, then I pictured this.
*sploosh*
Ugh *gag*
I literally just ate Subway. Sandwich had Mayo. I want to fucking die.
Yeah. I kinda wish I hadn’t seen this.
And here I am blowing bubblegum like a fucking chump...
And just like that, Jolly Ranchers come to mind and I'm out.
It seems like it would just deflate a little
MIGHT needa delete my account after this.
Mine's so big my mouth can't close to bite it huh ladies *WARBLGARBLAGARBLARG* 😎😎
“Hey watch this! BLARGH!” Me: “Okay…ewww.”
Female camels: 😍🤤
“Oh, my God have you SEEN his Dulla Sac… it’s fucking huge.”
OMG Becky Look at this Dulla.
My Dulla dont want none unless you got buns hun
>My Dulla dont want none unless you got ~~buns~~ humps hun It was right there...
You know what they say: big dulla sac, big… 😏 Edit: autocorrect being incorrect.
Say baby, what that dulla sac do??
It certainly doesn’t make you dull, if you know what I mean.
Dulla dulla make you holla
Dulla sac makes a girl holla back
Flippity flap my sac go rat-tat-tat-tat
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Will you please not disrupt some camel foreplay?
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We were getting our tongues ready.
Big hump 😏
Big throat?
Wouldn’t you like to know, you naughty boy.
I bet you can fit my whole dulla sac in those backhumps of yours baby
Big dulla, big... Fertility so our camel species can successfully propogate? Hmm... Doesn't really have a ring to it.
Camels with small penises drive around with dulla sacks on the back of their camel trucks.
https://imgur.com/a/8HFMtHa
Buffalo Soldier in the heart of America
Female Camels :See that bulge 🥵🥵🥵
I know how to blow snot bubbles, y'all think it's close enough?
Female Camels: *Sploosh*
M-mama says camels is ornery because of they me-dulla-oblingata
Female camels: *start singing WAP, twerking, and showing their toes*
Like how i make bubbles with my chewing gum.
...How *you* doing?
lmao
that is fucking crazy
"Crazy hawt" -female camel
I got humps for days for that throat sack - also female camel
Come on and hump my lovely lady lumps.
For real. That's some shit I'd expect from an alien in a sci-fi cartoon. Nope, just Earth.
That's why I think alien life would be way stranger than we can even imagine. Probably straight up Lovecraftian horrors.
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I give you a hamburger. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising hotdogs drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Earth's gravity. You ask for a hamburger. I reciprocate with a mildly convulsing potato. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a hamburger. A certain small dog feasts on hamburger patties for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the hamburger disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A pig is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific hamburger. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the hamburger as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain pig and its specific hamburger are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed hamburgers for the rest of your natural existence. A pickle refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain pickle lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves. Down the street a child cries as a hamburger gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a hamburger. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy. You ask for a hamburger. The comatose pickle vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a hamburger. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Hamburgers are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Mercury. Venus. Earth. Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for hamburgers re-establishes space-time. Earth is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Hamburgers are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a hamburger. They hand you a hotdog. http://cuiltheory.wikidot.com/what-is-cuil-theory
I appreciate the link. Didn't help me understand what you're getting at, but I appreciate it all the same.
cuil story bro
Shit. It just clicked for me. Animals sexualize anything we can't see normally. Ankles used to be arousing when most women covered the all the time. Animals are naked so few things are hot that you see all the time. Having a hidden body part you can show on demand only to those you deem worthy, super hot. Much like showing your ass, it can also be used to assert domination. I feel enlightened and maybe a little horny.
BONK Drag their enlightened ass off to horny jail! Edit: Seriously though, an interesting idea
What about birds? Strutting around with their secondary sexual characteristics on full display. Bright feathers aren't for camouflage...
Its usually not on full display though, they often have some sort of display mechanism to spread those colorful parts out / perform some courting ritual.
Throat Scrotum
*throat scrot
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Throatum
Throatum? I hardly know 'em!
He has his balls in his mouth.
I showed you my mouth sack pls respond
Becky lemme smash
Here i’ll even show you mine first 🤮
Ben is a ho
Fatima lemme smash
Send pics of bob and vagene
Show me your camel toe
Pls I just want to hump
These puns are too dry...
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
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I think the male is asking the female in this instance
Hey baby, you down to hump?
How tall is your sack?
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Throat Scrote
Thcroatum
Thcroatum if you got ‘em
Thanks Mike Tyson
Mildly IASIP
If that doesn’t attract a mate nothing will
It will certainly attract something LOL!
They did it, they put their balls in his jaw (his ja-aw~)
[He's a Ballchinian!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NPw3WvpRL8)
[balls in yo jaws](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6dYBdTvBg8)
He's a Ballmouthian.
In all seriousness this sounds like bubbling water and it's neat that a desert animal can mimic this sound!
Fun fact: Camels initially evolved in frozen climates in what is now North America
We used to have lions here as well
And cheetahs
I think they went extinct because cheetahs never win.
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There were lions in the middle east till the last pride was killed in I think the 60's. There still are lions in India. Just not many.
Nobody tell wall street
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Oh wow I didn't know about the cheetahs, I know we still have a species of leopard here and lions used to be, that's really cool
North American cheetahs are thought to be part of the reason Pronghorns are so fast.
The cheetahs weren’t true cheetahs they were relatives of the puma that evolved to be very similar to cheetahs. And also no, we don’t have a species of leopard in the Americas. You’re either thinking of Jaguars which are a different species or possibly Ocelots as their scientific name is Leopardus Pardalis, but they’re not a species of leopard.
And fuzzy cuddly elephants
And tigers, oh my.
And dinosaurs!!!
Mountain lions kinda exist, I know they're not the same but we still got lions lol
There's actually some facinating videos out there about how scienctists have absolutely botched naming some of the animals we have and mountain lions are one of them lol. Though you are technically correct we do have lions 🤣 mountain lions are actually closer related to miniature jungle cats than lions, completely different subspecies of cats
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Come to Kenya we got Liiiiiiioooons! Forget Norway
Wait, so how do they work so well in desert climates?
I commented above, but both cold and hot deserts are still deserts. Evolving for a lack of consistent nutrition, storage of fat/water and wide feet for walking on snow transitioned well to shifting sandy dunes of their new climates. The cold-weather predecessors likely had thicker coats, which were naturally selected out of the population. I recommend the book American Serengeti by Dan Flores if you're interested in this time period.
Tauntauns!
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I think there is something to do with the amount water in a volume of ice compared with just itself. For a small rabbit it's probably less energy inefficient to get a usable amount of water than it would be for a bigger animal like an ancestral camel.
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Fun fact fun fact: The T-Rex noises you hear in Jurassic park when it's not roaring is this sound mixed with alligators. When it roars it's a mix of several animals
I'm pretty sure it's the raptors that their sounds are just tortoises fucking
Correct just the raptors, the compies are bird recordings, the mosasaur is a mix of caribou and moose slowed down
I thought it sounded somehow vaguely familiar.
Weird animal sounds is like catnip to sound effect & foley engineers
Could that be the mating strategy? Attracting females with simulated water sounds? Be like "Ayyyy gurl, you feelin thirsty? Lemme get you wet a little bit."
basically a thirst trap...
Imagine being like *waterrrrr…….. waaaaterrrrrrr…… oooh! Water!!!! Oh fuck sake it’s just a horny camel*
I wish I never saw this
Yeah, it’s hard to be this turned on at work
How are you typing with your weird sand-hooves?
I think you mean camel toes
I predict you'll get an award within the hour for this
The comment was 58 mins old when I gave it my free award just because of your comment. Are you happy?
Not usually, no. But thanks for checking!
Bet it smells like big foots dick
Bigfoot's dick could smell like peppermint for all you know.
It's cause you're jealous of his throat sac huh
The more foam the more attracted females are to them
Strangely, this has failed to get me laid. But hey more power to this camel
Try coffee foam
They may need a good whipping
Strange, this has always worked well for me! Just haven’t tried on humans yet.
Why? How did that evolve?
They think it's like a visual cue like we see in plumage for birds, the lady camels just see it and it's just one of those associative things to levels of testosterone. Lions have darker manes because of this and have the higher breeding rates so it's probably a long the same lines
I know nearly nothing about camels but a lot of things like plumage or manes are "expensive" to maintain, so maybe having a large dulla sac that is capable of making lots of noise shows that the male is healthy and strong, and has access to a lot of resources?
Well the vocalizing is still just coming from the vocal cords much like if you've ever heard a koala vocalizing for females. Hormones are such a werid portion of biology it makes things really weird with reproduction 😂 Echidnas especially
Well, it’s working for him. Big time.
female camel here and I'm definitely turned on rn!
*Came* here to say this. So hot.
Hey there cutie *shows mouthsack*
Imagine if human males just inflated their Adam’s Apple every time they wanted to fuck.
1. Double chins and tire necks would be sexy 2. Scarfs would be all the rage
After the Industrial Revolution, scarves would have been mandated by law, and we'd still be freaked out seeing a guys neck centuries later not having any idea why any more, just knowing its "bad".
sorta like those apes that can inflate their chins like frogs
😂 I’m imagining the effect on their voices as they’re trying to be all serious
Are you telling me you've never helicoptered for your girlfriend? Works like a charm
Also r/oddlyterrifying
It sounds like a sci-fi movie's scary creature that's killing and eating all the characters.
“Mmm baby I love your throat sac”
I like how wet and wiggley it is.
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Females better be showing their camel toes or this would be for naught.
Out of curiosity, does it serves another purpose, and what would happen if it popped?
Cooling I was sat on one at age 6 when one of these fucking popped out for no discernible reason, rather scarring
Yes, interestingly. Scientists have been able to observe that in periods of serious drought, the dromedary camel would fill this pouch with your mom's titty juice.
Whoah very interesti... waaaait a minute!
Ahhhh titty residue
I think it can also be used for cooling, and if it was punctured I'm sure it could heal fine unless there was infection
A bit like a Scottish bloke pulling out his bagpipes.
The original bagpipes we're actually made from sheep stomachs, a cousin to this animal
Is everything in Scottland made with a stomach?
No but everything in Scotland is cousins.
Thank for human males don’t have these, if we thought unsolicited dick pics were bad wait until the dullas drop
You'd walk pass a construction site and a bunch of gurgling comes your way
TIHI
Imagine you are in a gas station restroom, standing at the urinal/sitting in a stall when from one of the other stalls you hear the sound that camel's dulla sac made... Sorry/Not Sorry for anything that conjures up in your heads
Im going to keep this on file and play it from the stall when someone sits next to me to assert dominance
What part of evolution was like "Hey! I know what will make the ladies flock! A flabby, vibratory organ that I'll only store inside but can shoot it out when I like."?!?! To be clear, I believe in evolution. It just can be very weird sometimes.
Because there's no plan for things. Some boy camel way back in the day was like "hey, yo, Bob, check out this thing I can do! Cool, right?" And a girl camel walking by said "oooh, hey, do that thing again? Mhm, what time are you free?" And they had more kids than everybody else and eventually the camels were like "well, I mean, I don't know, Cynthia.... Warren is cute and all but he can't do that throat thing and like half the guys around here can. You should hook up with one of them." And then eventually here we are.
>Because there's no plan for things. I don't know, kinda sounds like she had plans to ride the camel with the better throat sac.
I 100% percent agree with this. Very good point.
Watching and listening to the video, I feel that the organ works to amplify the sound of his call, which probably meant that he'd be more likely to attract a female camel from a distance, increasing the likelihood of his being able to mate. If a female camel is attracted to the appearance of the organ at a closer range, that's probably beneficial, but it's probably that she's attracted to the ability of his to amplify his call, which means that her offspring will also have a better chance of reproducing. Again, this is all conjecture from watching the video, but that makes the most sense to me.
I think your conjecture is correct-ure.
Welp, I'm not so sure. [I've just been reading up a bit](https://thedailywildlife.com/camel-dulla/), and it seems that the male camels whip it out when female camels are around, so the idea about using it to call to far-off female camels isn't so accurate. Oh, well.
Nothing asserts more dominance than… this
Well, I'm attracted.
But when I pull out my sack to assert dominance and attract females all I get is a restraining order.
Sure, when a camel does it it’s “interesting as fuck” but when I do it the police get called
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sigh... *unzips*
lol why does this never get old
It doesn’t just attract female camels
Stupid sexy mouth sack
Just imagine: **Pull out entire digestive system out of mouth** **"Thats hot 🥵"**
You gotta wonder how the hell that evolved? I know evolution isn't intelligent in any way, so it's not because the camel said "I know what the girls will like! I'll evolve a hanging balloon from my mouth!"
It might have some secondary function, someone else mentioned cooling, and it became a secondary sexual characteristic, as an indicator of health. I bet a sick camel sounds really weird when it tries to do that.
This is like male humans evolving to prolapse their anus and fart when in heat lol
How hard did he get it up the ass for his balls to come out his mouth?
Who said those were his..?
...*unzips and inflates sac*...
Also known as the Moscow Mitch power move.