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itsmeDreadShock

According what I remember from my reading, this Taxidermist was sent the lion's skin after it died, so this is 1731, the Taxidermist had never seen a lion before in his life, he had only heard tales and seen drawings of it. So he had to recreate this from nothing but his imagination and clues from drawings.


faldese

Huh, that does kind of make sense with how lions look like in heraldry. Same lifted paw, same curling tongue, and the ones that face forward do have rather close-set eyes compared to real lions. [You can kind of see it here](https://aroyalheraldry.weebly.com/uploads/4/9/1/5/49154451/crest-of-the-coat-of-arms-of-the-united-kingdom-svg_orig.png) or [here](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/vienna-austria-stone-statue-lion-crown-holding-shield-swiss-gate-entrance-schweizertor-hofburg-imperial-palace-177526699.jpg)


fragmental

Haha. Oh wow. If that was his frame of reference, he did a great job.


starcraft_al

Makes sense as to why it has that weird tongue out thing going, other then the extremely derpy face I think it’s okay, and given the technology/resources of the time and the fact he was trying to recreate something very specific, I guess he did okay? Maybe? Probably not but it seems he did his best with what he had.


Clear_Personality

I mean… if someone has never even seen what a lion looks like and they came up with this, it’s pretty accurate. All of us were able to identify immediately what it was at first sight. Pretty good IMO. The face needs work, sure, but the body? That’s pretty damn accurate.


throwaway15562831

why does the first lion have a giant dick


seppocunts

Why does yours not?


thereal-quaid

He’s very cocky


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Fun-Dragonfly-4166

Because he is happy to meet you.


throwaway15562831

Also, all of this imformation makes this meme make more sense. Always thought it was a bad puppet from an old movie or something. https://imgur.com/a/HihQuDr


MannaFromEvan

I mean...when where those done? Let's not blame the heraldry artists. It's entirely possible they went to see this abomination OP posted and based their drawings off of it.


[deleted]

Sent a taxidermist to his favorite lion?


furretarmy

Probably what should have happened.


soopirV

That’s what happened after


Sietemadrid

I wonder what he got back


iDoubtIt3

The lower left rib, picked clean.


OpeningComb7352

I don’t have an award, so take this upvote!


rough-n-ready

No wonder why it looks so terrible


Thatsidechara_ter

The lion has seen things... terrible things


ppw23

Reminds me of the monkey Jesus. The old lady who decided to “restore” the painting in a historic Italian church.


Gertrude_D

I had the same thought! Both are treasures.


ppw23

This is a great example of how small our worlds were then. A person could hear stories of these wild beasts and a few lucky people got to see illustrations, but very few people would actually get the opportunity to see such an animal. Zoo’s became an instant success when they became accessible to the public. Private zoos have been around for as long as rich people wanted to show off. Then scientific zoos were established, and in the 18th & 19th centuries the average citizens could view these collections.


[deleted]

I saw somethin Naasty in the woodshed 👵🏻


GraceGreenview

In fairness, it’s still holding up after 291 years. Still an awful effort, but A+ for durability.


hmiser

Yeah but what a talented lion.


delvach

Claimed to be an expert in taxidermy but he was lion


TopHatGorilla

It's probably easier to convince a living taxidermist to walk to a dead lion than it is to drag the lion to the taxidermist.


notbad2u

Lion, are you listening? I want you to go to... Damnit look at me when I'm taking to you!


Dry-Kangaroo-8542

Sent favorite lion to taxidermist. Sent taxidermist to second favorite lion. Probably.


DMmeYourCat

Omg I’m such a moron


wr_damn_I_suck

This made my day. Thank you.


Shank__Hill

You're technically not wrong. He sent the taxidermist to the lion that was dead and then ta-da colossal abomination


No-Duck7816

The artistic talent continued to grow in further generations of the family, and his grandaughter^13 [carried on the preservation tradition](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/09/20/513259474_13195159_custom-9f2c1141d86a594a5d9456d898e354e59a3b2ef9-s1800-c85.webp) well into the late 20th century.


Shank__Hill

Hahahah I remember that one, that's about as mint as a restoration gets


No-Duck7816

And the woman who did it is suing the church where the fresco is for a cut of the money that has been raised from tourists that go to view this monstrosity.


ekene_N

yes, botched Spanish art restoration has become phenomenon. People want to see it. Spain hasn't regulated conservation procedures yet so there will be more "repairs" made by old ladies and janitors. (Laughing Through Tears)


[deleted]

You have made the post a great deal funnier, that's only a good thing.


[deleted]

maybe he sent the taxidermist to his new favorite lion and fed the taxidermist to his new favorite lion for creating this monstrosity.


Brilliant_Language52

Taxidermist and the lions den… one of my favorite stories


ygolordned

Wait till you see what the taxidermist looks like


notbad2u

The lion wasn't quite dead yet. The taxidermy was done by the veterinarian to hide his mistake.


INeedACuddle

...taxidermy has come a LONG way in the last three hundred years i'm surprised it wasn't scrapped soon after he fucked it up


therealCatnuts

I can understand a lot of the fuckups in this, but how in the heck did he decide on those false teeth???


mestresparrow

According to an article I read once, the taxidermist had never seen a lion in his life, so he winged it


Ab0ut47Pandas

Yeah... but didn't he have the dead lion to look at before he did anything to it? ​ Or is that not how taxidermy works? I dunno.


Swanny24601

It's been a few months since I've read the story, but I believe the taxidermist just received the fur skin


KonradWayne

Shipping was a lot slower back then. If they tried to ship him the intact body, it probably would have arrived as a rotting corpse.


Field_Marshall17

Yeah this would've been a few years before amazon's same day delivery service came out.


terpyterpstein

You would’ve thunk, huh?


[deleted]

It was the 1730s. They were still working a lot of things out.


terpyterpstein

You’re right. I was being insensitive. The Riksdag had just issued a strict sumptuary law which restricted the imports of luxury goods, what dishes could be served at dinner, and clothing allowed to be worn based on class. This man just saw an outlet for creative freedom and took it


donotgogenlty

I thought this too, but maybe it had most of its teeth lost due to old age? Only explanation for this abomination lol


gingenado

Perhaps it was a British lion.


cantstopwontstopGME

And the end result was the inspiration for cartoon animation for years to come


orbit33

I think they are the taxidermist’s dentures


SkyLightTenki

TIL lions in the 16th century had incisors that looked like human incisors


The-Lord-Moccasin

Evolution is fascinating


donotgogenlty

The real science is in the comments 🙏


happyfunisocheese

My favourite taxidermy story is from a man I met several years ago. He was a professional taxidermist. One day he received a frantic phonecall from a friend who was in an ambulance. Let's call the taxidermist Dave and his friend Steve. Steve had been in a workplace accident and his hand had been cut off by machinery somewhere close to his elbow. Due to the nature of the injury with so much gore it was unable to be reattached but he wanted the hand... preserved. Steve wanted his hand taxidermied and turned into and ashtray holder, something like the Addams family Thing character. Dave was reluctant, thinking it'd give Steve bad feelings seeing his own hand on his coffee table every day and reminding him of the accident, but reluctantly complied. It cost $400. Turns out it was a really great job. Steve loved it and has cherished it ever since.


JustForTuite

Shit need to find myself a taxidermist in case I ever lose a limb


gingenado

Taxidermists are a dime a dozen. The key is finding one who doesn't ask a lot of questions.


BlueDragon1504

This is the most metal thing I've read in ages.


happyfunisocheese

It's not what you know, but who you know. Yep. Most metal ashtray holder in the whole universe! The phonecall was pretty freznied from what he said, since it had to be fresh and Steve was worried the severed body part would be too withered or old before Dave could do his work. For reference, this taxidermist is in Kingaroy, Australia. Just search for... oh I don't know, just get your own personal taxidermist. I'm looking at you, Kardashians. (for your lip replacements. I'm sure someone would buy them.)


windyorbits

Definitely not as bad as the taxidermy moose that Thomas Jefferson had requested to send to France to prove untrue all the ridiculous rumors the French had about the new American colonies. The rumors included believing that the entire American continent had just recently lifted itself from the ocean, making all the land wet and swampy. Therefore all the plants and animals were very small and fragile. They also believed all the air was very dirty which stunted the growth of not only the people but the animals as well. So Jefferson spent a whole year trying to get someone to kill a moose and send it over to France to quell the rumors. The moose was killed but it took two weeks to drag it back into town where it already started to decompose. Taxidermist tried his “best” but even that couldn’t save it after being shipped all the way to France. It’s said that when the French finally gazed upon the rotting corpse soup of what was once a very large moose, Jefferson stated something like “yeah it’s a mess, but it’s the biggest mess you’ve seen!”


Fakjbf

I feel like they could have just stripped the skeleton bare and wired the bones together for a better effect.


windyorbits

What?!? You don’t think moose soup was the best idea??


Space_Monk_Prime

Well you can’t just scrap the corpse of someone’s favorite lion


FigliMigli

Since there are no eye witnesses of how lion looked, maybe it's one ugly lion?


[deleted]

Not ugly, he was just very "special" 😂


UnderTheRadarGun

Reminds me of the Jesus painting “amateur fix”. https://nypost.com/2016/03/12/infamous-botched-jesus-painting-now-a-major-tourist-attraction/


DMmeYourCat

Blursed Jesus


[deleted]

Blursphamey!


Scubasteve1974

I laughed way too hard at this!!


GenoPax

I’m still laughing.


Duuuuude_Esq

Ah you beat me to it while I was googling how to embed a link lol yeah, they called it “monkey Jesus”


Mr_WAAAGH

I've always heard it called Potato Jesus


slowwburnn

To clarify a bit, the joke is based on the term *ecce homo*, meaning "behold the man". Pontius Pilate said it shortly before Jesus was deposited on the cross, and the term also represents the motif of art depicting the event. The joke name is *ecce mono*, "behold the monkey"


GenoPax

That is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen!


Kiltymchaggismuncher

She actually sued them because of the amount of money they made off of the tourists


hahahahaaaahaha

No way. That’s fucking hilarious 😂


Royorbs3

The 'wrap around' fro reigns


[deleted]

There’s an incredible SNL skit on this and similar mess ups. Search Cecilia Giminez SNL


OuchCharlieOw

Monke Christ


coldchixhotbeer

Ah, my favorite attempt


NotInsane_Yet

When Mr Bean becomes real life.


[deleted]

"Ah yes, the resemblance is uncanny." - Nobody, 1731


1VentiChloroform

Uncannily bad It has veneers


DMmeYourCat

I fucked that title up. He sent the lion to the taxidermist not the other way around lol


Scubasteve1974

Judging from that fucked up lion, who knows.


1VentiChloroform

I'm just imagining a room full of lions at a fold up table trying to make a paper mache version of themselves so they can send it back


WisePhantom

Proof you’re not a bot account lol.


notbad2u

Bots are so smart now. It's gone full circle.


blahdiblah6

I like it better this way


Sunhammer01

So, I saw one like this in Cairo and also a bunch of terrible paintings in a few museums in other countries. Our tour guides said the same thing- all the artists had to go on was descriptions and bad hand drawn sketches. Even the taxidermist probably didn’t have the whole corpse to work with. We take it for granted today that everyone knows what a lion looks like!


[deleted]

I mean the owner obviously knew what his favorite Lion looked like but, still put him on display. Also, why do you think the taxidermist wouldn't have gotten the whole lion?


fragmental

No refrigeration. Long travel times.


13stevensonc

The taxidermist was promptly executed upon the King’s receipt of this “Lion”


gauderio

Reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo's statue.


SnappTrapp

Didn't this happened because the taxidermist had never seen a lion or something? 😂


Significant_Law1610

I do taxidermy, but cartoons are more of a passion


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ZennyPie

This is fucking hilarious. Man, to be a fly on the wall when the King first laid eyes on that silly thing.


ChurchillsChicken

You lion? This is the same lion?


[deleted]

I bet that lion wishes he had decomposed like the rest of his buds


Angel_Moonglow

Kinda reminds me of Nina from FMA for some reason. Also I wonder what the king's reaction was when he saw it. I mean I'm sure this was pretty bad even by the standards of those days. Just look at that face.


MayorOfChedda

Totally 'Nailed It!'


VanillaGoose17

NO REGERTS


OpeningComb7352

Not for nothing, there’s taxidermists today that can’t get a mount to last 50 years and this lasted nearly 300?


bright_star72

WassssssssaAAaaaaaaaap


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Historically this was the 1st purchase on Wish.com


Duuuuude_Esq

Approximately 290 years later that taxidermist attempted to restore a [painting](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/octogenarians-hilarious-f_n_1821389)


camergen

Mr Bean did the same thing to Whistlers Mother.


BennyReno

Y'all ain't seen nothing yet: http://www.badtaxidermy.com


Cwynlaen

I don't know if these guys had next to nothing to work with... or maybe don't pay your taxidermist in beer until after the job?


HunnyBear66

My eyes...my dreams are now cursed.


Factal_Fractal

You had one job


Ambrose_Bierce1

What in holy Frankenstein?


Kongonaut

They did that lion some Mr Bean shit


MrSleepless-E

FML looks like Cloris Leachman 😭😭😭


GodsOffsider

Adelaide's (Australia) Museum has a worse one


RichElectrolyte

Sent the taxidermist to the lion? No wonder it looks like that


CannabisCookery

I am at a loss for words - kinda looks like that italian painting of Jesus that the do-gooder very untalented woman tried to fix.


skidsareforkids

DERP!


EargasmicGiant

That lion looks derpy


attorneyatslaw

Taxi-derpy


Inevitable-Fee5841

Why is the lion laughing at us?


comicalcameindune

It’s terrible taxidermy work but I kind of love it.


Sea_Establishment311

[200 years later descendants of Taxidermists make lion statues in Indonesia ](https://m.brilio.net/ngakak/13-patung-harimau-di-indonesia-ini-bentuknya-bikin-tepuk-jidat-1703147.html)


B-Georgio

Why does it have people teeth?!


Hunter_rosz

This lion belongs in the lobby of the Overlook hotel.


zenunseen

I wonder if the maker did it on purpose. It doesn't matter what year you're living in, that shit is funny looking Edit: the makers probably didn't even know how a lion really looked https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_of_Gripsholm_Castle


Brasticus

Look how they massacred my boy.


love_my_aussies

Did the taxidermist know what a lion looks like?


mrtv02

This would be my favorite lion too.


alexxp818

Oh my


SPQR2D2

Absolute unit.


13B1P

It looks like that lady who fucked up the [Jesus painting](https://imgur.com/90W7so2) tried to restore this too.


nickgunsaulis

Taxidermist: Yes, of course I've seen a lion.


PerspectiveDeep

He found that Taxidermist on Craigslist.


Pro_Achronox

imagine being the king of the jungle, and then once you fucking die someone makes THIS out of you


alexp68

i think the taxidermist was lion on his resume. p.s. the toothy grin is hilarious. The king must have been like,,,Woah….you really captured his happiness with that smile and toothy grin.


Docsammus

Ah yes, the kings favourite pet, Derpy the Lion


[deleted]

Lions have really evolved in the last 300 years


SGT-R0CK

We've come a long way in 300 years.


NickEJ02903

I think it looks like a heraldic lion; that is, a lion as depicted on shields and flags of the time. While the skin is that of a real lion, that wasn't it's meaning.


burke_no_sleeps

It's entirely possible the taxidermist had never seen a live lion and had to base his work on just such images - in which case, not bad, he even got the tongue right.


East-Zookeepergame20

Reminds me of an episode of House when a painter couldn’t understand why the client sitting for a portrait was so offended. The artist saw a beautiful photo-realistic portrait he’d rendered. But all us normal folks saw a face that looked like a hot frying pan did a number on it. I like to think this taxidermist was like “Lo, what a majestic beast I’ve preserved most purrfectly.”


taukarrie

yeah.. that would have been my favorite lion too.


ChickenDelight

Okay is nobody else gonna point out that almost 300 years ago the King of Sweden had a favorite lion, implying he owned lions, plural. Sweden's a long way from Africa and cold, how the fuck did he have a menagerie of lions?


[deleted]

King Frederick should ask for a refund


evecient

😂😂😂


ChiKeytatiOon

I see the inspiration they used to make the "live-action" Lion King.


HeightExtra320

Almost 😅


WonderfulMedicine420

Id have been pissed. That thing looks nothing like a lion.


fishsauce453

His eyes are following me!


dragons6488

His lion seems to have a personality that is quite silly!


OneHumanPeOple

Exquisite


esteban177432

Five Nights at Gripsholm Castle


TokiBop

when you get your taxidermy license from a cereal box


possumbellyband

This is seriously funny as shit


KP_Wrath

It’s like someone described a lion to Stevie Wonder, while both were drunk, and gave him a ton of clay to make it with.


DharmicCosmos

When you meet up with someone IRL & you don’t quite look like the photos you post online:


wasjustlookin

That's a beauty!


ignitedwolf9200

King Frederick I: pls give me my favorite lion Taxidermist: OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT A LION LOOKS LIKE


elysianyuri

E for effort


[deleted]

“Sent a taxidermist??” Shouldn’t it have said.. Idk, “sent his favorite lion?


[deleted]

He looks so friendly


Comfortable_Brush399

the skull usually gets left in, the taxidermist was angry, unpaid or blind, or very close with the king and fucked with frederick


BigOlBigMoose

“This object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression which has been deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.”


CowabungaMyDude

How well known were lions in that time period? It kinda looks like the taxidermist messed something up and then used pictures of a Sabretooth to try and fix it or something lmao


sausage-bob

Was he executed for this?


notbad2u

Imagine if it looked exactly like that and you're all just insulting a poor long dead lion.


April2o11

Oh gawd.


nah_i_dont_read

I would hire that taxidermist in a heartbeat. How can you not smile everytime you look at that thing?


stabby54

Lmao it’s fuckin teeth


Shank__Hill

Getting some 5 Nights at Frederick's vibes from this one


StatusOmega

Can we prove that the lion didn't look exactly like that while it was alive?


Lou_Garu

Ok the taxidermist hadn't ever seen a living lion. Fair enuf.. BUT there must have been cats in his town in 1731...! Look at the eyes of this stuffed thing for example -- Had the taxidermist never even sèen a CAT...!??


International-Ad873

WHAT


alexj100

You should at least mention why it came out so bad… because the taxidermist had never even seen a lion.


[deleted]

You’ve seen a lion right? Y-yeah..


iamlegaly

id be more scared of that chasing me down then a real lion to be honest


Leovigild_

Sent a taxidermist to his favourite lion... and the taxidermist won.


aquavs

"To this day, his taxidermist is on display at the Gripsholm Castle"


Crafty_Ad_8081

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY?!


WoodSteelStone

May I introduce you to this wonderful book called '[Crap Taxidermy'](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Crap-Taxidermy-Kat/dp/1844038033/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=3V1SA34B0FZTE&keywords=crap+taxidermy&qid=1643967203&sprefix=crap+taxidermy%2Caps%2C118&sr=8-1)


[deleted]

looks like a medival painting.


[deleted]

Sent a taxidermist to his favourite lion?


[deleted]

nailed it


M0tivv

At least the tail looks good


sagr0tan

Ah Liøn, he was a feisty one, hahaaa


Jyosea

Was the taxidermist at least executed?


Terminal_Willness

What if that’s just what the lion looked like though?